Posted by Pistol Pete
I was going to go into a diatribe about all the lies Barry’s going to spew tonight,but everybody here is smart enough to know that.So,I’ll just wing it here.Fortunately,I have about six hours worth of programs DVR’d,so I’m going to miss it.I would invite anybody with the stomach to sit through it post here.Otherwise I’ll just read the reviews tomorrow.
BEFORE SOTU,BARRY WILL DEMONSTRATE THE CARE AND FEEDING OF A CHUPACABRA
Sorry,should have issued an eye bleach warning.
Filed under Funny Stuff, State of the Union
This is not satire. She actually said this on Fox News yesterday.
My pick of comments at Twitchy:
MSNBC FAILS 02 – Maddow: “Constitution Doesn’t Have A Preamble” [2:05]
Filed under Constitution, Democrats, First Amendment, Funny Stuff, Nancy Pelosi, Second Amendment
Posted by Pistol Pete
There is much crammed into my brain that I need to purge before i take my usual 3-4 hour morning nap.I reserve the right to revise and extend my remarks with each news item.
FEDERICA WILSON HAS CONVINCED HRSELF SHE’S THE BLACK DALE EVANS
Tomorrow is the State of the Union lie-a-thon.I am looking forward to it as much as one waits for the dentist to come in the room when you’re waiting for a root canal.It will be the same phony tripe as every year.Jobs,climate change,education,gun control,amnesty,taxing anything that moves.Nazi Pelousy has hand-picked a human prop from Sandy Hook and other dems always have a stable of victims at hand to hold up to show how much they ‘care.’
The mother of Hadiyah Pendleton,the young girl who was gunned down last week in Chicago, is Barry’s special guest.One wonders how that makes the families of the dozens of other families who have a member slaughtered in Chicago every week feel?
THE PREFERRED DRINK OF OBAMABOTS
KEEP SMILING
Filed under Funny Stuff
You decide.
CNN anchor Deb Feyerick wondered if the asteroid coming our way is “an effect of, perhaps, of global warming or is this just some meteoric occasion?”
Seriously. That is not a joke. CNN … “The Worldwide Leader in News.” The link to the video is @
As for the asteroid, it’s about 160 feet in diameter and will make a near miss fly by on February 15th.
Funny stuff @ Twitchy:
Sources:
Filed under Climate, Funny Stuff
When Barack Obama visited the Queen of England, he asked her, “Are there any tips you can give me?”
The Queen said, “The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama asked, “How do I know if someone is really intelligent?”
The Queen said, “You ask them a riddle.” Then she pushed a button on her intercom, “Please send in Tony Blair.”
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, Your Majesty?”
The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, “That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.
When Obama got home, he called his Vice President into the Oval Office. “Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” said Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one.” He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, Biden ran into Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, “Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Sarah Palin answered right back, “That’s easy; it’s me!”
Biden hurried back to the White House and told the President, “I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Sarah Palin!”
Obama smacked his desk and said angrily, “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”
Filed under Funny Stuff
Posted by Pistol Pete
I really,really try to find positive,uplifting news to bring you,but sometimes it’s really hard to find…like a liberal who will pay for anything out of his own pocket.There are some good videos today,hope you have time to check out a few.At least enjoy the funny pictures.
THERE IS AN HONEST-TO-GOODNESS OBAMA SKEETER IN CHIEF DOLL ON SALE FOR $19.95.YOU KNEW IT HAD TO HAPPEN.
Filed under Funny Stuff
Posted by Pistol Pete
Poor Barry.He had to put in an appearance at the National Prayer Breakfast today,which started at 7:45.He rarely schedules anything before 11AM.He was visibly sleepy.SOS Liveshot yawned through the entire service.It must really irritate him that he’s got to listen to a bunch of talk about God and all that righteousness crap.He sure hopes the peons appreciate the sacrifices he makes for them.
Filed under Funny Stuff
Demand A Plan Parody [2:31]
H/t Bluebird of Bitterness
Filed under Funny Stuff, Gun Control, Obamacare, Unemployment
Posted by Pistol Pete
On Feb.6,1911,the only man I would ever call president was born in Tampico,Ill.
We’ll surely never see his like ever again.He had the unique ability to talk above the biased media noise machine rather than try to talk through them.He recognized the innate ability posessed by most Americans to do great things when given the freedom to chase their dreams unfettered by government regulations.Just a few decades removed,he would not even be welcomed in his own party given the spineless,wishy-washy moderate proles who run the party these days and don’t want anybody who would interrupt the incestuous relationship they carry on with the leftist socialists to share the taxpayer-funded benefits.We’ve seen that with Sarah Palin and with the Tea Party candidates last year.If we cannot take our party back,God help us.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,MR. PRESIDENT
Filed under Funny Stuff, Republicans, Ronald Reagan
I’m guessing Barry is nursing a great big bruise on his left shoulder, KWIM?
UPDATE: Dunno who did this photoshop, but it is really excellent work!
This is how Democrats “target” all of America’s Big Problems with their BRILLIANT solutions that never work.
UPDATE TWO: Saw this on Twitter … had to add it here.
Filed under Barack Obama, Funny Stuff
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