Posted by Pistol Pete
Kind of a lazy,do-nothing Saturday.Thought I’d go through some ads for the big game and post some for you to watch.Just relax and enjoy.
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ObamaCare in Five Words
Top tweets @ #ObamaCareInFiveWords, plus some toons.
IRS: Cheapest 2016 family plan $20,000
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/irs-cheapest-obamacare-plan-will-be-20000-family
- You thought it was free
- I can’t afford the premiums.
- Better pray for a miracle.
- ‘Healthcare Insurance’ Is Not Healthcare.
- Our Doctors turned government snitches.
- The biggest clusterf*ck ever created.
- The Gateway Drug Of Communism.
- Government control not healthcare reform
- Patient to skeleton: Waiting long?
- Kissing freedom of choice goodbye.
- Pelosi Still Hasn’t Read It
- “What difference does it make?”
- Lawful Plunder Benefiting Lawless Tyrants
- You’re All Part Time Now
- The state owns our bodies
- Bend Over And Say “AAAAAAH”
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TODAYS GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
THAT LIBERAL RAG,NEW REPUBLIC,POSTED THIS PHOTO TO SHOW CAPTAIN COOL HOLDING HIS FAVORITE OVER/UNDER SKEET GUN
I DON’T KNOW SHEEPSHIT FROM APPLE BUTTER HOW TO DOCTOR PICTURES,BUT I COULD DO A BETTER PHOTOSHOP JOB.HERE’S THE ORIGINAL:
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Today’s Illustrated Tweet Picks by CtH
- Getting shot by some leftist freak does not give you moral authority to disarm me.
- My Constitutional rights don’t go away just because somebody else abuses his. You don’t know this because you are stupid.
- Gabby Giffords is an expert on gun issues like I’m a doctor because I’ve had surgery. This is a dog and pony show for emotional appeal only.
- I am amused at the notion that to refuse to submit to Gifford’s views is somehow trashing her. The moral extortion ends now. Deal with it.
- Guns are the great equalizer during a violent confrontation.
- A woman in Great Britain is three times more likely to be raped than an American woman.
- Chicago pols blame rampant shootings on guns from Indiana and Iowa, which, mysteriously, don’t have rampant shootings.
- The Constitution is not outdated, it is just an inconvenience to Progressives. They hate it. I love it.
- Guns: Because We’re Not Gutless Losers Waiting For Someone Else To Come Along And Save Us.
- If you thinking hugging a terrorist will make him your friend, I’d hate to see you meet a feral hog.
- The U.S. economy posted a stunning drop in the fourth quarter. Thanks, Obama voters!
- Remember Obama’s tax hikes on the rich to pay natl debt? He’s already spent every cent.
- The fact that America is a nation of immigrants is literally irrelevant to the debate over what to do about illegal immigration.
- I’m really not interested in the opinions of any politicians from non-border states on illegal immigration.
- John Kerry was on the side of the communists in Vietnam and El Salvador. He should not be our Secretary of State.
- For the record, I have a lot of experience intensely disliking Hillary Clinton.
- Never 4get same MSM that gushes ovr Obama’s family, worked overtime to freak show Sarah Palin’s. Bad people.
- Conservative women talk about things like hard work and responsibility. Liberal women talk about their crotches.
- I launched a new dating service called eHonesty. You fill out a detailed profile & we explain why nobody will want you.
- Liberal Women will continue to vote for sexist pigs like Democrat ‘Look at the Ass On Her’ Bloomberg because they are spineless phonies.
H/t and drum roll to Angelaisms and Bob.
THE DEPRESSIONAL MONDAY GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
This is one of those days that aren’t worth getting out of bed for.I never watch the Sunday shows,and for good reason.Bob Menendez was on for a full segment with McQueeg discussing their amnesty plot and he was never asked one question about the FBI investigating for using underage prostitutes.Must be nice to get a free pass for criminal behavior just because you have a ‘D’ after your name.I also read about the lovefest ’60 Minutes’ had for Barry and Cankles.I thought Pantsuit would give the boss a handjob on air,but apparently Kroft serviced him before they went on.
I heard all the pundits were talking about what a blow the DC Circuit court dealt his recess appointment crimes (on the radio,they’d never breathe a word of it on TV) and I just shook my head.
For 100 bonus points…CAN ANYONE THINK OF ANYTHING THIS PRICK COULD DO THAT HE WOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR??
Of course,the answer is no.Those who vote for him don’t care what he does to the country.It’s all about image and symbolism.He’s already sold out Eastern Europe and plans to try to split Israel in two and give half to the Palestinian terrorists.He’ll regulate any business he chooses into oblivion and if the economy goes into a depression,so what? He and his bros got theirs and their serfs are too ignorant and lazy to care.
I think what I’m most depressed by today is McStain and his bitch Grahamnesty heading up the ‘gang of eight’ to give amnesty to 11 million illegals in exchange for bogus ‘increased border security’ which is just phony cover for the backstabbing bastards who are supposedly representing us.I guess we’re on our own.
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Gun Laffs
Over the weekend, Seattle cops held a gun buy-back event, where they offered gift cards of $100 for handguns, shotguns and rifles and $200 for assault weapons. At the moment, private citizens can buy and sell guns without filing paperwork, so gun collectors started working the crowd, waving wads of cash for the guns being held by those standing in line for the buy-back program. The buy-back wasn’t a total bust. The cops used up their $80,000 supply of gift cards in the first 2 hours. The Seattle PD plans to check all the guns they bought to see if any were stolen property, in which case they will try to return them to the rightful owners!
For other gun control hilarity, check out the graphics I harvested off Facebook!
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SEATTLE GUN BUYBACK GETS JACKED! TURNS INTO A DAMN GUN SHOW! LOL
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Tell us what you REALLY think, Dan!
Today’s blog by Dan Bubalo is kinda long, but replete with outstanding snark. In the interests of giving y’all a snort or two, without wasting a lot of your time reading stuff you already agree with, I’ve parsed and pruned out the best. I also added ‘toons. N.b., You should now stop eating and drinking, as it is very uncomfortable to snort stuff out your nose and it makes a mess on your keyboard besides.
During the foofaraw of last week’s “coronation”, Michelle Obama wolfed down food in a way that sparked wonder whether the finest meal she’d ever had previously was at Popeye’s Fried Chicken. Her demeanor was as an affront to horses everywhere and certainly didn’t pass muster with the someone who fancies herself queen. She has yet to utter the phrase, “Let them eat cake,” but only because she intends to hoard it all for herself.
Meanwhile, Hill The Shill transformed herself into Hill The Shrill during Congressional Foreign Relations hearings on the Benghazi rapes and assassinations, screeching at congressmen that, no matter how guilty and irresponsible one’s actions are, all one must ask rhetorically is “What difference, at this point, does it make?” and away go troubles down the drain.
She is bereft of conscience, lies as a condition of her existence, has a litany of unethical practices attached to her legal career, and pulls out the wronged-woman routine on cue every time her feet are held to the fire. What’s worse, she’s now added the evasiveness and unsoundness of mind one normally sees during the onset of Alzheimer’s. The fact she was clad so conspicuously in a shade of green notably associated with Islam made me want to pull an Elvis and destroy my TV.
And in the center ring of this circus stands President Obama, who delivered an inauguration speech of which Nikita Khrushchev would have been proud, not only for its anti-American, anti-capitalism and inflammatory tenor but its wide-ranging bellicosity, replete with knitted eyebrow scowl and flaring nostrils. The only thing he forgot to do was bang the podium with his shoe.
We now know the name of Obama’s songbook: “Communism Unplugged” and it’s available at news outlets everywhere. It is a blend of hypocrisy, wrapped in lunacy, and leading the parade is a president so overtly consumed with malice toward Christian and American values that it emanates from his pores like sarin gas.
According to Speaker Boehner, President Obama told him, “We don’t have a spending problem. We have a health care problem.” Cue the Twilight Zone theme. That’s right, Mr. President. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, it must be an electrical problem. Fearless Leader obviously believes in gnomes and Big Foot, and I’m not referring to the Michelle this time.
Source:
January 28, 2013 – The Sale of Unrealistic Expectations
http://mychal-massie.com/premium/the-sale-of-unrealistic-expectations/
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The In Case Pete’s Busy or Sleeping Grudgette Report
I have been finding great graphics at Facebook. They’re kinda piling up, so I thought I’d plunk them here and let all y’all have an Open Thread for whatever you feel like sharing.
JUST WOKE UP FROM A FOUR HOUR NAP;THOUGHT I’D GET SOMETHING DONE BEFORE I CRASH AGAIN.
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TODAY’S GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
I had intended to post yesterday,but my narcolepsy(yes,I do have it) was pretty bad yesterday.Seeing the hits we had,perhaps I should just shut up.
Hillary testified today,and as your humble correspondent predicted long ago she didn’t remember anything.I sure wish somebody on our side would give these libs a dose of what our people get when they’re testifying.Hillary! is in line for 2016 if Barky decides to give up the throne,so they had to clear her name.A few American lives seems a cheap price to pay.
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