Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Posted by Pistol Pete

If you are new here you’re probably asking yourself what kind of a sick,diseased mind would read this kind of nonsense,much less post it. That would be me. It’s a release valve,after a fashion,from all the filth and depravity I wade through on a daily basis. The things I find make me feel like there are much weirder people than me walking around. You will not find a similar post anywhere. Guaranteed.

LIBERAL THINK TANK

ENJOY THE WEEKEND!!

Posted by Pistol Pete

That didn’t take long. The democrat hacks here wasted no time commencing the populist whining about the mean,rich republicans who want to take their cushy jobs away from them. Governor Quinn will keep pounding:billionaire,nine mansions,wants to lower minimum wage. He finds that preferable to answering why Illinois has the poorest credit rating in the country,some of the highest taxes and leads in companies fleeing the state. We are also about 19  billion in debt for the unfunded pension liabilities to the public unions he owes his job to.

Dirty Dick Dirtbag sighed that he’s going up against a self-funded Jim Oberweis and he’s had to overcome big money attacks before,and with help from the folks,he can do it again. Poor bastard sounds like after 36 years in office he doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. (You can guess who taught me that one.) These pricks never met a dollar they didn’t want to spend,as long as it’s somebody elses.

On a lighter note,the world became a little better place today. Fred Phelps,formerly of the Westboro Baptist Church, has taken his well-earned place in the tenth circle of Hell. It’s a safe bet his lot is far worse than the fallen heroes his mouth-breathing gang was famous for defaming.

WE’RE HERE!!WHERE’S THE EGGROLLS,Y’ALL?

In the socialist utopia of Venezuela,these people are lined up waiting for ….food.

DW is visiting her dad in Wisconsin for a few days,so I can get away with this.

Take a good look at the x-ray

Posted by Pistol Pete

Our state held its primaries yesterday. The turnout was generally low. Cook County showed a voter turnout of 16%,12% of which were still alive.

Investment banker,Bruce Rauner,a self-made billionaire with 9 homes won the republican nomination. In a close race,dem Governor Pat Quinn won the nomination,running unopposed. He made it clear what the left’s tactic will be. In his victory speech,Quinn,the lying,tax-raising,union bitch-boy railed about HE didn’t have nine mansions and was never going to be part of the one per cent,all this to cheering supporters. I just hope Rauner doesn’t pull a Romney and start apologizing for working hard and making money. That’s all the liberals have to use.

Jim Oberweis,a self-funded candidate won the right to be cheated out of a US Senate seat by the despicable Dickless Dirtbag,who promptly tweeted his donors he needed their money to overcome this rich businessman. (Using some of the money he’s stolen after 36 years in office was out of the question.) Let the lies and fraud begin.

Posted by Pistol Pete

Just got back from exercising my voting privilege. The poll worker said its been pretty light,which is normal for a primary. The way I look at it,a primary is the only election where the vote isn’t stacked. At least as a republican I had a few choices. Democrats rarely have any opposition,as the Chicago Machine and the public unions preordain who the winners are going to be.

You all know I don’t simply regurgitate whatever the headlines of the day are. You can get that anywhere. I try to make this post worth your time to visit. Putin has declared Crimea an independent state and the attacks on Ukraine have begun. Ukraine has begged the US for weapons to fight back with,but Obama is too busy spit-shining Putey’s booties. As I saw on another website today,at least we’ve gone 244 years before we got stuck with a disastrous presidency of this magnitude.

REAGAN WON THE COLD WAR…OBAMA IS GIVING IT ALL BACK.PUTIN IS JUST STARTING HIS TAKEOVER.

THE STATE OF NEW YORK SENT FIREARM REGISTRATION FORMS TO GUN OWNERS IN THE STATE.HERE’S WHAT THOUSANDS DID WITH THEM.

ME ‘N THE KIDS ‘N MAMA G’WAN TO CHINA FOR A WEEK.SEE Y’ALL SUCKERS LATER!

THIS IS ONLY MAH FOURTH VACATION THIS YEAR.I NEED IT WITH ALL THE WORK I DOES.

Pi Day: An annual American celebration commemorating the mathematical constant π (pi). Pi Day is observed on March 14, because it is 3/14 in the U.S. month/day date format.

And Pi says, “Well. Every time I ask her to do something, she ALWAYS has the same response! ‘WHAT?…FOUR?!?’ She never listens to me!”

(Thanks for ZMalfoy for explaining the joke on the wall: Hugh Jripov. . . Huge Rip off. I didn’t get it.)

added by pistol pete

I lifted this from Grunt over @ 4GFC

Added by the bluebird of bitterness:

Pi in the sky

Pi down to earth

Pi plate

Pi plate with pi in it

Pumpkin pi

Pi r squared

Too much pi

Tip for the waitress who brought you the pi

Posted by Pistol Pete

Survived another week of lies.hypocrisy and treachery by the people who purport to represent us.

I don’t think I have any links today with references to penises or breasts. But I can’t remember,because I’m senile and cynical….the best of both worlds.

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

MEET SARAH SQUIRREL;THE BADASS LITTLE TEA PARTIER

(I thought Chrissy’d like this since she likes the l’il critters)

Reptiles can regrow appendages,right??

WET HAIR FIRST

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C, Eb and G waltzed into a saloon and made overtures at the bar.

The bartender said to them, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve minors.”

So Eb left and C and G had a fifth between them.

Posted by Pistol Pete

Feeling a bit schizophrenic today. Be prepared.

POLICE BLOTTER

Minneapolis:

32 yr old man punches 8 year old in the face to steal his I-pad

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2014/03/12/good-samaritan-chased-down-scum-of-the-earth-who-punched-boy-stole-his-ipad/

Ex-soldier, 34, on trial for killing his five-year-old daughter, ‘kicked her so hard he left a boot imprint on her chest’

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2579174/Ex-soldier-34-trial-killing-5-year-old-daughter-kicked-hard-boot-imprint-left-chest.html

Pregnant woman gang-raped in vicious Wisconsin home invasion

Savagely beat woman’s blind husband;possibly went to burglarize wrong house

Read more:  http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/13/horror-pregnant-woman-gang-raped-in-vicious-wisconsin-home-invasion/#ixzz2vrci8hxh

Montgomery,Al.: Two 19 year old Taco Bell employees beat woman manager with tire iron before shooting her in the head and dumping her behind restaurant.

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/03/12/police-2-employees-shot-manager-multiple-times-dumped-her-body-behind-taco-bell/

NOW TRY TO GUESS WHAT THEY ALL HAVE IN COMMON

OMG!SOMEBODY DONE SHOT BILL MAHER!