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PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY DITION
Posted by Pistol Pete
Had to do some errands this AM;came home and started checking for late-breaking news and,suddenly,holy crap! It’s getting late.
It reminds me of a sign a research and development engineer friend had on his desk:
There comes a time in the history of every project when it becomes necessary to shoot the engineers and begin production.
It happens when you overthink things.
Got some good stuff today…hope you enjoy.
OUR WORKAHOLIC PREEZY SPENT THE WEEKEND IN KEY LARGO GOLFING,GOT HOME IN TIME TO HOBKNOB WITH THE NCAA MEN’S BASKETBALL CHAMPS AND YESTERDAY,WHILE IN NEW YORK TO LIFT MORE MONEY OFF PEOPLE WITH WAY MORE CASH THAN SENSE, HE STOPPED IN AT THE GAP TO FIND STUFF FOR HIS BROOD MARE AND OFFSPRING. THE PINK SWEATER IS PROBABLY FOR HIM.
BARRY WAS BAFFLED BY THE CREDIT CARD MACHINE. HE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE PAYING FOR THINGS HIMSELF.
I WOULD REFER TO IT AS STULTIFYING ARROGANCE RATHER THAN PRIDE.
GOD,I MISS W.,EVEN WITH ALL HIS FAULTS
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PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION
Posted by Pistol Pete
One more week of non-stop political ads on TV and radio until I can proudly exercise my rights as a citizen to go and cast an intelligent,informed vote to cancel out one of the winos that the union thugs grab from homeless shelters and drive to various polling places to vote for the ‘D’ for a pack of cigarettes. Lord knows how much longer we’ll be allowed free elections…they stopped being fair long ago.
What the hell….they be free
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PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY EDITION
Posted by Pistol Pete
FINALLY the weather has broken a bit and we’re looking at temps in the ’40s and perhaps 50 by the end of the week. Yesterday I saw that the coyote that lives in the woods behind our house either has a mate or an offspring. It does my heart good to see some signs of life after such a miserable winter.
In an all-too-familiar pose,the Pretender-in-Chief squeezes in another round of golf(his 165th)before having to leave the $2500/night resort in Key Largo to be dragged kicking and screaming back to DC.
FEELS LIKE A LOT LONGER THAN THAT
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CNN Chyron FAIL
Poor Boeing. They just can’t get no RSPECT.
Source:
http://twitchy.com/2014/03/07/really-cnn-viewers-are-certain-its-not-a-bowing-777-pics/
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PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNHOUSE
Posted by Pistol Pete
A little late getting started;DW was playing online solitaire (such is the life of the idle rich/retirees). I can see the monitor from my recliner,and most of the time she plays like crap. I love her anyway.
Assemblyman William Boyland (D-Brooklyn) has been convicted on all 21 counts in his corruption trial. Boyland now faces up to 30 years in prison for various crimes such as falsifying records, mail fraud, soliciting bribes, and a poor selection of mistresses.
Alright, I totally made that last one up. Even though Ry-Ann Hermon, Boyland’s former Chief of Staff and mistress provided testimony that helped bring him down. She testified that Boyland used campaign cash for Yoga classes for the couple, as well as accepting her own cash bribe which she said, and I quote, “made me hot.”
Hermon was arrested along with Boyland, but copped a plea in which she was able to testify against him
Read more at http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=227863#WXdgKhSKV1zHZmt9.99
Notice he’s wearing his role models’ hat.
Can you guess why this handsome gentleman was arrested?
a. urinated in an open police car window
b. tried to shoplift a car battery from WalMart
c. tried to have sex with a pit bull
d. was caught sniffing childrens’ bicycle seats
e. dug up a corpse to have sex with,claiming it was part of his thesis on necrophilia
ANSWER IN COMMENT SECTION
Hey Grunt:
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PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION
posted by Pistol Pete
First,prayers of thanks to Almighty God for keeping Shalini and her tiny miracle in His loving hands. Amen.
This is from Diogenes’ Middle Finger:
Ohh…look… the Left is Insulted Again.
Well, interestingly, it was patriotic to burn Bush in effigy right outside his own friggin’ ranch; but if you even hold up a picket sign with Obama’s face on it, you are branded a racist extremist.
It was seen as patriotic to throw jars of piss as the president’s car when it was Bush, but if you protest an Obama policy, then you are put on a watch list.
It was seen as the height of intellectual activity to stand naked in a cage and pour oil or fake blood all over yourself, or to rip the flags from VFW posts and burn them in the street when Bush was in office. But if you wear a tri-corn hat to a rally these days, you are assumed a racist and a potential terrorist.
So, please excuse me if I question the suddenly found nobility of the left and self-proclaimed moderates who said nothing while businesses were trashed, while the president was busy attempting to race bait us all into a civil war, or his operatives were fueling that complete lie that was Occupy.
Please forgive me if having watched the behavior of the left for the last 16 years, turn into a mild reminiscence of Planet of the Apes, while the right is increasingly demonized and criminalization all the way to the point of the abuse of regulatory law, causes me to feel a little flash of bile in my throat.
The Left has always been the epitome of panty-waisted, butt hurtedness. No matter what time period it is, they’re always crying and wailing. Either they bitch because they’re not in power and being oppressed or they are in power and crying like feminist supporting, domestic violence abused girly-men because someone with a free mind dares to question their hypocritical lunacy.
Once you start viewing them for what they really are—little more than failed rodeo clowns—they aren’t near as aggravating.
It was seen as patriotic to throw jars of piss as the president’s car when it was Bush, but if you protest an Obama policy, then you are put on a watch list.
It was seen as the height of intellectual activity to stand naked in a cage and pour oil or fake blood all over yourself, or to rip the flags from VFW posts and burn them in the street when Bush was in office. But if you wear a tri-corn hat to a rally these days, you are assumed a racist and a potential terrorist.
So, please excuse me if I question the suddenly found nobility of the left and self-proclaimed moderates who said nothing while businesses were trashed, while the president was busy attempting to race bait us all into a civil war, or his operatives were fueling that complete lie that was Occupy.
Please forgive me if having watched the behavior of the left for the last 16 years, turn into a mild reminiscence of Planet of the Apes, while the right is increasingly demonized and criminalization all the way to the point of the abuse of regulatory law, causes me to feel a little flash of bile in my throat.
The Left has always been the epitome of panty-waisted, butt hurtedness. No matter what time period it is, they’re always crying and wailing. Either they bitch because they’re not in power and being oppressed or they are in power and crying like feminist supporting, domestic violence abused girly-men because someone with a free mind dares to question their hypocritical lunacy.
Once you start viewing them for what they really are—little more than failed rodeo clowns—they aren’t near as aggravating.
It just seemed appropriate.THIS IS A MAP OF THE JUST-HELD PRIMARY IN TEXAS.THERE ARE 22 COUNTIES WHERE ABORTION BARBIE DIDN’T GARNER A SINGLE VOTE
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One of these men
For more snarky goodness,
Put your beverages down before scrolling through the pictures. You’re welcome.
One of these men
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