Category Archives: Paul Ryan

by | June 4, 2011 · 10:09 am

Court jesters and village idiots

By Chrissy the Hyphenated

There used to be an institution called court jester or king’s fool. This person was generally some kind of entertainer, juggler, tumbler and master of the one-line zinger. He acted as the court’s conscience, poking fun at bad decisions and personal shortcoming in people who were so powerful, no one else dared criticize.

There is another old tradition, the village idiot. This person was cared for by general village charity and served an important function in being less capable and competent than everyone else. He made people feel good about themselves even when they didn’t amount to much otherwise.

Since Democrats seem to spend most of their time criticizing their betters and making themselves ridiculous with their scandals and faux pas, I recommend we designate them to fill these important societal functions in our government. But let’s get the balance right. Lots of competent and capable people plus one or two fools and idiots per department. Okay?

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by | June 2, 2011 · 4:54 am

THE THURSDAY GRUDGE REPORT

posted by Pistol Pete

COULTER:WEINER DISPUTE COULD BE SETTLED IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT

Ok,I’ll admit it.I’ve purposely avoided this story because the jokes just write themselves;it’s too easy.

In a nutshell,Weiner allegedly tweeted a photo of his private parts to a college girl and then came up with some feeble excuses like,my account was hacked,it wasn’t me,can’t say for sure.etc.This conduct would cost a republican his job,but its pretty normal for a democrat.Weiner’s claim to fame id he married Hillary’s galpal,Huma Abedin.Sir William The Impeached presided at their wedding.Huma’s not as hideous as most liberal women,but what does she see in an anorexic pigeon with a bad beak disease?

http://townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/2011/06/01/weiner_photo_dispute_to_be_settled_in_small_claims_court

THE BARNEY STANDARD

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/573970/201106011846/The-Barney-Standard.htm

RYAN TO OBAMA:LEADERSHIP SHOULD COME FROM THE TOP

Obama’s leadership style is easy:let republicans offer solutions while democrats sit back and throw spitballs.That way when things go bad,guess who gets the blame?

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/164259-ryan-confronts-obama-on-criticism-says-leadership-should-come-from-top

RACIAL VIOLENCE HAS NOT MADE IT INTO THE CONVERSATION ABOUT RACE

This Monday.Mayor Emanuel(AKA Tiny Dancer) closed the North Shore beach in Chicago due to “excessive heat”.

According to police logs,there were over a thousand black youths pushing over bicycles and harrassing beachgoers.

Blacks are about 14% of the population.Half are women.Eliminate males under 12 and over 50 and you have about 4% of the population committing 70% of the crime.Political correctness prevents us from calling these people what they are:vicious animals who roam in packs and steal what they want rather than work for anything.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/06/racial_violence_has_not_made_it_into_the_conversation_about_race.html

BARACK OBAMA AND THE BETRAYAL OF BLACK AMERICA

Most welfare recipients got their monthly allowance yesterday.I had an elderly black lady yesterday who begged me to stop at a convenience store before I took her home because she had no food.Its against our rules,but I couldn’t let her go home hungry.She said she only gets $18 in food stamps for the month.I reminded her who’s been in office the last 2 years when seniors were denied a COLA and who’s cutting $2 B from the food stamp program.I finally got her to admit the ‘Messiah’ is a phony.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/06/barack_obama_and_the_betrayal_of_black_america.html

CHASING SARAH:THE BOYS BEHIND THE BUS

http://michellemalkin.com/2011/06/01/chasing-sarah-the-boys-behind-the-bus/

NUGENT:RUN,RICK,RUN

Nugent:”my governor shoots coyotes,what does your governor do?”

me:”raise taxes”

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jun/1/run-rick-run/print/

SARAH PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS

On the day Romney formally announces his White House bid,Sarah rolls into New Hampshire and sucks up all the oxygen

http://bostonherald.com/news/us_politics/view.bg?articleid=1342321&position=1

OBAMA LOSES WOMEN’S SUPPORT

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jun/1/obama-loses-womens-support/

SORRY FOR THE EDITORIALIZING TODAY,FOLKS;I’M JUST IN A MOOD

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by | May 27, 2011 · 3:59 am

The D in Democrat stands for Do-nothing

By Chrissy the Hyphenated

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I am reminded of the months and months of ObamaCare debating when the Left blatted that Republicans did not have a plan of their own. The Left Stream Media backed them up on their big fat lie. Republicans put forward a bunch of plans. The Democrat majority leaders refused to let any of them on to the floor.

I’m thinking if one of the Republican health care plans had ever seen the light of day, some Republicans would have voted for it. Since Democrats have the majority in the Senate, they could have passed the Obama budget plan. Instead they ALL voted NAY. So pathetic.

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by | May 26, 2011 · 6:04 am

THE THURSDAY GRUDGE REPORT

posted by Pistol Pete

RACISM TO BLAME FOR OBAMA’S PROBLEMS

I am so sick of hearing this lame excuse to dismiss democrats’ incompetence and total corruption

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2011/05/25/114793/racism-to-blame-for-obamas-problems.html

MEDISCARE WAS REAL WINNER IN NY 26

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/573384/201105251834/Medi-Scare-Wins.htm

OBAMA’S BEST HOPE:DIVIDE AND CONQUER

Even with the media carrying him,he knows he can’t win on his own

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/may/25/obamas-best-hope-divide-and-conquer/

BARNEY FRANK KNOCKED ON HIS FANNIE

“our corruption doesn’t count’,democrats wail

http://bostonherald.com/news/politics/view/2011_0526frank_knocked_on_his_fannie_rep_admits_to_helping_lover_land_job_at_mortgage_giant_in_91/srvc=home&position=0

‘TALK RADIO CAN’T SELL RYAN’S PLAN ALONE’

RUSH’S ANALYSIS IS SPOT ON

.http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_052511/content/01125107.guest.html

SURVIVAL OF THE WELL-CONNECTED

http://spectator.org/archives/2011/05/25/survival-of-the-well-connected

SO MUCH FOR THOSE ‘UNBREAKABLE BONDS’

http://spectator.org/archives/2011/05/24/so-much-for-those-unbreakable

ED SCHULTZ CALLS LAURA INGRAHAM A ‘RIGHT-WING SLUT’ ON HIS RADIO SHOW

It takes a better wordsmith than me to come up with new adjectives for these bottom-feeding reptilian mutants

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/05/msnbc_host_calls_laura_ingraha.html

SCHULTZ GETS ONE WEEK SUSPENSION FOR REMARKS

Apologizes to Ingraham,says he’s embarrassed;you have to have a conscience to feel shame-none is,as yet,evident

http://dailycaller.com/2011/05/25/ed-schultz-gets-one-week-unpaid-suspension-for-right-wing-slut-remark/

WOOKIE GIVES SCHOOLGIRLS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE;SAYS SHE ALWAYS KNEW BARACK WOULD BE ‘USEFUL’

I wish I was making this up

http://dailycaller.com/2011/05/25/flotus-gives-girls-relationship-advice-says-she-always-knew-obama-would-be-useful/

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by | May 25, 2011 · 11:20 pm

Matthewscum

By Chrissy the Hyphenated

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by | May 23, 2011 · 4:19 am

THE MONDAY GRUDGE REPORT

posted by Pistol Pete

OBAMA STICKS TO MIDEAST VISION IN SPEECH TO PRO-ISRAELI GROUP

http://townhall.com/news/politics-elections/2011/05/22/obama_sticks_to_mideast_vision_in_speech_to_pro-israel_lobby

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THEIR STATE’S FOUNDING,ISRAELIS FEEL AMERICANS AREN’T BEHIND THEM

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2011/05/22/mort-zuckerman-first-time-their-states-founding-israelis-feel-america

THE DEAD END STREET OF IDENTITY POLITICS

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/05/the_deadend_street_of_identity.html

CARTER:I’M THE SUPERIOR FORMER PRESIDENT

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/05/22/carter-im-the-superior-former-president/

EXCITED BY POWER,OBAMA  IGNORES LEGAL RESTRAINTS

http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/2011/05/excited-power-obama-ignores-legal-restraints

POLLS SHOW AMERICAN JEWS STILL STAUNCHLY BACK ISRAEL

http://www.jpost.com/JewishWorld/JewishNews/Article.aspx?id=221750

THE CAR THAT THINKS IT’S A TANK

Obama and the Wookie jetted off last night for a six-day tour of Europe with an entourage of 500 servants and handmaidens and this armor-plated behemoth.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389825/The-car-thinks-tank-Inside-Obamas-Beast-Cadillac-flown-U-S-drive-Mall.html

VIDEO:WATCH HOW PAUL RYAN ANSWERS THE SAME QUESTION DAVID GREGORY ASKED NEWT GINGRICH

http://www.breitbart.tv/watch-how-rep-paul-ryan-answers-same-question-david-gregory-asked-newt-gingrich/

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by | May 17, 2011 · 4:58 am

THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

“A DOG KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING TRIPPED OVER AND BEING KICKED.”

SEVEN OF THE MOST RIDICULOUS CRIES OF RACISM

http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2011/05/17/7_of_the_most_ridiculous_cries_of_racism_ever_made

UNION THUGS PROVIDE CARD CHECK PREVIEW

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2011/05/029045.php

LIMBAUGH DEFENDS BACHMANN’S CONSERVATIVE CREDENTIALS

I heard this yesterday;I saw the original article but didn’t link to it.

http://dailycaller.com/2011/05/16/limbaugh-defends-bachmanns-conservative-credentials/

IN CASE YOU MISSED THE ARTICLE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT BY THAT SLIMY LITTLE BUTT-WEASEL,MATT LEWIS,HERE IT IS:

http://dailycaller.com/2011/05/15/michele-bachmanns-record-earmarks-farm-subsidies-and-pardons/

CAIN DISMISSES TRUMP AS ‘BULLY’ UNFIT FOR PRESIDENCY

http://www.radioiowa.com/2011/05/16/cain-dismisses-trump-as-bully-unfit-for-presidency/

SUNDAY’S DISQUALIFIERS

Stick a fork in Ron and Newt-they’re done

http://spectator.org/archives/2011/05/16/sundays-disqualifiers

PAUL RYAN FIRES BACK AT NEWT:’WITH ALLIES LIKE THAT,WHO NEEDS THE LEFT?’

http://www.therightscoop.com/audio-paul-ryan-fires-back-at-newt-with-allies-like-that-who-needs-the-left/

JAN SCHAKOWSKY(D-IL):’SEALS ARE CRIMINALS’

She’s a regular call-in on the Don and Roma Show;this is one deranged creature.

http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/2011/05/16/jan-schakowsky-d-il-seals-are-criminals/

PRESIDENT OBAMA IS SHORT ON CAMPAIGN SURROGATES

That is,if you exclude nearly every major news outlet in the fountry

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/55024.html

THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE LYING LAW STUDENT

One of ‘Holder’s people’,’Ol Eric will hand him his diploma personnaly

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/05/the_curious_case_of_the_lying.html

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