Los Feliz Daycare (motto: “We do not accept immunized children”) is an ultra-progressive child care center in an unspecified affluent neighborhood on the left coast. Some recent tweets:
2020
My latest update on the campaign trail.
TRUMP: Four and a half minutes of a recent rally in Massachusetts – I can’t even imagine what it feels like to have that many people cheering as you walk in.
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Babylon Bee Does Portland PD
PORTLAND, OR—In a press release earlier this week, Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw (her actual name), appearing somber and exhausted, said she just wishes there were some kind of group with the firepower and authority to fight back against Antifa.
In a candid moment, Outlaw (seriously, her actual name) said there was just nothing the police could do, as they’d need to have some kind of organized, armed force specifically created to protect and serve the people.
“Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?” she pondered aloud. “They could have patrol cars, firearms, and attack dogs. Maybe even some tanks. That would be so frickin’ rad. They could have a badge to show their authority. Then, when a rogue group like Antifa shows up to take over our city every weekend, they could be repelled using force if necessary.”
“I know it sounds crazy, but a girl can dream, right?” she added wistfully.
Sadly, there is no such force in Portland, so citizens have been forced to turn to an even crazier idea: taking responsibility for their own safety and well-being, and maybe even buying a gun to protect themselves.
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Democrats: The Party of Death
Democrats support unrestricted abortion up to birth AND BEYOND.
Below: An MRI of a 20 week old fetus
Republicans have have tried MORE THAN 60 TIMES to bring a Live-Born Abortion Survivors bill to the floor for a vote.
This bill would require that abortion survivors receive the same gestational-appropriate medical care that preemies get.
The Democrat leadership has now refused more than 75 times to even vote on the measure!
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Be kind to someone today
I saw this on my Facebook feed. It’s so good, I decided it deserves its own space here. (Grab a tissue.)
I work in a decent sized, local, indie bookstore. It’s a great job 99% of the time and a lot of our customers are pretty neat people. Any who, middle of the day this little old lady comes up. She’s lovably kooky.
She effuses how much she loves the store and how she wishes she could spend more time in it but her husband is waiting in the car (“OH! I BETTER BUY HIM SOME CHOCOLATE!”), she piles a bunch of art supplies on the counter and then stops and tells me how my bangs are beautiful and remind her of the ocean. “Wooooosh” she says, making a wave gesture with her hand.
“Ok,” I think to myself. “Awesomely happy, weird little old ladies are my favorite kind of customer. They’re thrilled about everything and they’re comfortably bananas. I can have a good time with this one.” So we chat and it’s nice.
Then this kid, who’s been up my counter a few times to gather his school textbooks, comes up in line behind her. we’re connected to a major university in the city so we have a lot of harried students pass through. She turns around to him and, out of nowhere, demands that he put his textbooks on the counter. He’s confused but she explains that she’s going to buy his textbooks. Continue reading
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