THESE DRIVERS STOPPED;I WOULDN’T HAVE
RECESSION-PROOF WHITE HOUSE SPORTS 37 CHRISTMAS TREES
What’s the point?The freeloaders will be in Hawaii over the holidays.
REID:MILLIONAIRE JOB CREATORS ARE LIKE UNICORNS-THEY DON’T EXIST
What would a malodorous,wart infested reptile like you know about creating jobs,you smelly,four-eyed turd?
BOEHNER:HOUSE TO VOTE ON TAX BILL TUESDAY
POLL:DEMOCRATS DRIVE INCREASING FEAR OF BIG GOVERNMENT
Yet these masochistic serfs insist on voting for them.
OBAMA STICKS WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD FOR 2012 CAMPAIGN
At least he is unwavering in his lust for the slaughter of innocent children.
A SURE WAY TO KNOW WHEN A DEMOCRAT IS UP FOR RE-ELECTION–THEY TALK LIKE A CONSERVATIVE
If our nominee has any guts he’ll call out the Senate democrats for the yellow rat bastards they are.(You see why I could never run for office?)
CHELSEA CLINTON MAKES BROADCAST DEBUT
Aw,darn;I missed it.Oh,well,life is full of these bitter disappointments.
AFRICAN AMERICAN LISTED
Good read about black segregationists
HELPING OBAMA OUT: 7 SUGGESTIONS FOR HIS ‘CHANGE IS’ CAMPAIGN SLOGAN
APPROPRIATORS NEARING DEAL ON $1 TRILLION OMNIBUS BILL
OBAMA ADMINISTRATION COORDINATING WITH LEFT WING GROUPS ON VOTER FRAUD?
It was,is,and always will be their main campaign strategy
THIS MAY BE THE STUPIDEST THING YOU’LL SEE ALL DAY
UNIONS REQUIRE PHOTO ID’S TO VOTE IN THEIR ELECTIONS
Can’t have any voter fraud in OUR elections,now,can we?
RIFTS IN CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCUS OVER FAST AND FURIOUS,HOLDER
Sounds like the natives are restless.Oops,is that racist?
15 responses to “THE TUESDAY GRUDGE”
Breaking News-Teacher Arrested!
Subject: Teacher Arrested
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a
calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder
said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
carrying weapons of math instruction.
‘Al-Gebra is a problem for us’, the Attorney General said. ‘They derive
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in
search of absolute values.’ They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’
and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns’, but we have determined that they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, ‘There are 3 sides to
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, ‘If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes.’ White House aides told reporters they
could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the
President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
Al-Gebra was always a big problem for me — I nearly flunked it.;-)
I did NOT write it; received as an email with no credit given. I should have labeled unknown!
Those OWS twits remind me of my kids trying to control us with tantrums. That was way back before they reached the age of reason (which is seven, in case you didn’t know). I’m guessing OWS twits parents did not have the excellent parental mentors we had (which included a pediatrician), who counseled us to ensure said child’s physical safety, but otherwise ignore the histrionics.
I think that Coke rocket car is kind of fun. I’m glad that my son is grown so now if he gets any grandiose ideas from watching it, it won’t be my problem. It reminds me of the days of baking soda and vinegar “volcanoes.”
This objection to voter id’s is so over the top that I can’t imagine any reasonable person objecting.
ROFLLing over the Coke car … beep beep … the white socks and crack pick …. LOL snort!!
“Oh,well,life is full of these bitter disappointments.” LOL!
That video clip of Harry Reid just gave me yet another reason to believe that Leftists are not operating from the same set of rules and assumptions as the rest of us.
Is anyone else getting a flickering scroll bar on the bottom of the screen? It’s really annoying and it seems to be specific to either this site or WordPress in general, not sure which.
It doesn’t happen in Edit. Maybe it’s a glitch in the falling snow thing?
Austrian young man requests all info Facebook has on him and is surprised how much info it is! http://cryptogon.com/?p=26481
My response to the article, which I posted on facebook, of course!
Secrets facebook holds on me: I love my husband. I love my children. I love my sister. I love my extended family. I love coffee. I am a Christian. I am a….horror….a capitalist. I think unions are outdated. I am not homophobic even though I defend the Tea Party. I have several pretty blinged-out tinfoil hats that I wear proudly and think make me look sexy. I support veterans. I often speak during the thought-formulating process which leaves me looking silly and/or irrational. I abhor Socialism/Communism/Marxism–take your pick. I change my mind. I consider the union, Acorn, and OWS, to name just a few, an extension and tools for the World Communist Party. I have not picked a presidential candidate yet. I recently said something positive about Ron Paul which surprised me. I drug my children every morning (cappacino and lattes). I love my husband. I love my family. ………repeat the entire list because, the single most insightful info FB has on me is I am boring, dull, and after awhile sound like a broken record.
Wow, Hoot, you like to live dangerously, don’t you? You do know that anything you say on Facebook (or PoliNation, for that matter) can be used against you in a court of law, right? Those are some pretty scary revelations. I hope you have a good lawyer…
Yeah, and I left out the biggies like: I have kept “Christ” in Christmas. I yell at my kids. I dye my hair to its pre-gray color. I did not let my children watch Sesame Street. I chase fireflies and rainbows. And I remembered another real important secret but now I can’t remember it but know it was really revealing and controversial./
ROFLLL … We didn’t allow television in the house and I wouldn’t let my girls play with Barbie type fashion dolls. However, I like my white hairs, which is good since with my allergies, I’d never tolerate dye anyhow. Not sure I’d feel as receptive to gray, but I always LOVED white haired old ladies with apple cheeks and twinkly eyes. I’m enjoying the idea of becoming one.
One more thing I want to know, Hoot … and remember, this could be used against you, so plead the 5th if you feel you must. Do you wear rhinestones with your tin foil hats?
Only when I have spent all my allowance on diamonds and rubies. I really like rubies, which I use as a statement of support for red meat. Emeralds are used to show support for capitalism (the color of money). Well, then there is glitter. Ahhh glitter to celebrate my inner fairy princess. I tend to run out of rhinestones — gotta have a tribute to both Elvis and Liberache on each hat. After all, tin foil hats are not just for serious thinking; they are a fashion statement!