by | May 22, 2021 · 7:34 am

Bits & Bytes

CLICK https://www.facebook.com/officialbenshapiro/videos/5366521033422800 [4:05] to hear a remarkably concise and intelligent proof that GOD created the UNIVERSE.

ARSON: [5:56] – Pastor Artur Pawlowski has been jailed for protesting Canada’s oppressive coronavirus restrictions. Now, some schmuck set a recycling bin on fire and pushed it up next to his wooden garage door. His church has also been targeted for vandalism.

BLM: [2:43:45] – Black Lives Matter PAC, which was founded and led by Patrisse Cullors, paid an art company run by the father of her only child $148,300 to co-produce a live stream in November, records show. Despite coverage by the Los Angeles Times, the show, which was plagued with audio and technical problems, received just over 3,200 views as of Wednesday.

In addition to doing a crappy job, Baby Daddy was (shock, not) grossly over-paid. The owners of two video production companies told the Daily Caller News Foundation that they could have done a much better job for less than $50,000.

COME, LORD JESUS: On Wednesday, a federal judge ruled that a Christian college in Missouri must allow students of the opposite biological sex to share dorm rooms, bathrooms, and shower spaces. The college faces six-figure fines if it violates the Biden administration’s order.

College of the Ozarks holds to the Christian belief that biological sex is not changeable, and it operates its dorms accordingly. The College’s sincerely held religious beliefs influence their policies, including dormitory policies, which prohibit male students from living in female residence halls, and vice versa. The school plans to appeal the ruling.

LGBTQers are tickled rainbow that “this administration has made it clear that discrimination has no place in the federal government.” Unless you’re a Republican, Christian or Jew and then it’s “discriminate away.”

FRANCE: France’s ministry of education has prohibited the use of gender-neutral language, asserting that it harms the process of learning the French language. This is understandable, considering the French don’t just gender biological entities that have actual gender, but also windows, tables, floors, doors, and on and on and on.

Attempts to de-gender has resulted in an absurd thing called a “midpoint” which just so happens to look exactly like a period. Like that’s not confusing at all.

For example, the word for a male friend is ami and for a female friend amie. A group of female friends would be amies, but if a male is included, it would be amis. Degendering the latter requires two midpoints to create ami.e.s.

And we thought “birthing persons” was bad!

HELL: [Babylon Bee Satire] – Progressive Christians have come out in praise of the kingdom of Satan for how inclusive it is.

Left-leaning believers have often criticized their conservative brothers and sisters’ churches for excluding certain lifestyles. After years of searching, they’ve finally found a place that’s as inclusive as they are: hell.

“It’s just so great how inclusive hell is,” Jen Hatmaker wrote on her Facebook page over the weekend.

“While the Kingdom of God uses all kinds of exclusionary language, hell is entirely inclusive, welcoming people from all walks of life with open arms, as long as they haven’t trusted in Christ as their savior.“

“We need a wide road, not a narrow gate—one where everyone is welcome,” she added.

They later clarified they don’t actually believe in hell but just meant they were in favor of its inclusivity as a spiritual metaphor.

HAMAS: Hamas and its supporters display gruesome pictures of dead and wounded children in order to gain sympathy for their portrait of Israel as the villain intent on killing Palestinians.

Guess who Hamas uses to build their tunnels? Kids. In 2012, it was reported that 160 children had been killed doing Hamas’ dirty work.

Black Lives Matter tweeted solidarity with Hamas, supposedly because their dispute with Israel is about “colonialism.”

BDS agreed, citing its profound commitment to fight “racism, white supremacy and for a just world.”

Meanwhile, the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews shipped mobile bomb shelters and protective vests to Ashkelon to help protect civilians and security citizens from Hamas terrorist missiles.

HYPOCRISY: A new study of diversity in the technology industry found companies that virtue signaled their solidarity with Blacks had 20% fewer Black employees on average than those that didn’t.

ISRAEL: According to Israeli Defense Forces Lt. Colonel Jonathan Conricus, over 1,100 rockets were launched by Hamas into Israel over the last few days. Israeli counteroffensives targeted Hamas and the Islamic Jihad military complexes in Gaza.

So-called Squad members have tweeted out their support for Hamas aggression and their contempt for Israel’s response. Some samples:

“Israeli air strikes killing civilians in Gaza is an act of terrorism. Palestinians deserve protection.” – Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn

Israel is “promoting racism and dehumanization” under a discriminatory “apartheid system.” – Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich

President Biden saying Israel has a right to defend itself “dehumanize Palestinians” and implies “the US will look the other way at human rights violations.” – Rep. Alexandria Occasio-Cortez, D-NY

NEW JERSEY: Whoever came up with this needs to find a new line of work.

FYI: Drumthwacket in Princeton is the official residence of the governor of New Jersey. New Jersey also owns and maintains a beach residence for the governor at Island State Beach Park.

NIGERIA: Over the first four months of this year, Islamic jihadists have aggressively persecuted Christians, murdering least 1,470 and abducting more than 2,200. More than half of the killings were carried out by Muslim Fulani herdsmen.

OREGON: Oregon has ordered “businesses, workplaces and houses of worship” to demand proof of vaccination before allowing anyone to enter without a mask. Some states have opted to trust people to decide for themselves, but in Oregon, people can’t be trusted. Except when voting by mail. Then they can totes be trusted.

PBS: CLICK https://twitter.com/MaryMargOlohan/status/1395179623584051201 [2:20] (or not) to see drag queen Little Miss Hot Mess sing “The Hips On the Drag Queen Go Swish Swish Swish” to a virtual child audience on an episode of “Let’s Learn,” produced in partnership by WNET and the New York City Department of Education and aired on PBS.

“I think we might have some drag queens in training on our hands,” says Little Miss Hot Mess at the conclusion of the song. Little Miss Hot Mess is reportedly one of the founding members of Drag Queen Story Hour. Little Hot Mess has co-authored a paper on how to introduce LGBT curriculum to small children. One of the stated goals of such “queer and trans pedagogies” is “to actively destabilize the normative function of schooling through transformative education.”

The episode, which PBS says is intended for kids aged 3-8, first aired March 31. WNET says it has received “only a small handful of messages” complaining about the show. I’m guessing there are two reasons for that. One, conservative parents turned off PBS ages ago. And two, if they hadn’t before, they have now.

PELOSI: The Queen of Hypocrisy strikes again. On Tuesday, Speaker Pelosi fined three Republicans $500 each for violating her mask mandate.

On Thursday, Pelosi said the fines were justified, because mask-less people are “selfishly a dangerment [sic] to other people, including staff people here.”

CLICK https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1395446197964447751 [:21] to see Nancy, also on Thursday, mask-less amid a mask-less crowd in the White House’s East Room.

RELIGIOUS LIBERTY: Last year, Harvest Rock and other ministries sued Gov. Gavin Newsom over a coronavirus pandemic lockdown order limiting the size and scope of worship gatherings that exceeded the restrictions placed on commercial businesses.

The churches won and the court has issued an order requiring the state to pay the plaintiffs $1.35 million in attorney’s fees and legal costs.

ULTRASOUND: A couple headed to Planned Parenthood for a scheduled abortion decided to stop in at the pregnancy center next door for a free ultrasound (above). One image saved this child’s life.

FATHER: (In tears) “My baby is waving at me! Thank you so much for being here today. I didn’t know where to go or who to talk to, but if you weren’t here, my baby would have been killed.”

VAX: [5:21] – French virologist and Nobel Prize winner Luc Montagnier says the mRNA vaccines are producing the variants that are causing the current surges around the world.

Former U.S. Health and Human Services (HHS) COVID-19 advisor Dr. Paul Alexander says it is “reckless” to vaccinate children. The risk of harm from catching the disease is much, much lower than the risk of being harmed by the vaccine.

Doctors for COVID-19 Ethics, a group co-founded by former Pfizer vice president Michael Yeadon, counts more than 160 medical experts from around the world among its signatories to a warning that COVID-19 vaccines are “unnecessary, ineffective and unsafe” and likely to lead to “foreseeable mass deaths.”

Maybe all those sanctimonious vaxxers who want to punish us for resisting should instead be apologizing to us for making the world more dangerous.

WE ARE SO SCREWED: CLICK https://twitter.com/PardesSeleh/status/1395093475230724103 [:53] to see a side-by-side comparison of recent military ads, one from Russia and one from Slow Joe’s new woke military.

GRAMMY: Buzz put himself into a tomato cage. No idea why! LOL

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  1. mindful webworker
    May 22, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    “Progressive Christians have come out in praise of the kingdom of Satan for how inclusive it is.”

    If you’d told me this was not the Bee, I would have granted it’s possible. In fact, even knowing it’s from The Bee, I expect there are some such congregations.

    Frequently reminded of Isaiah 5:20 nowadays. Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil…

    In the race between the Babylon Bee’ satire and Stark Reality, Bee barely keeps one step ahead.

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    • chrissythehyphenated
      May 23, 2021 at 12:58 pm

      barely one step ahead … they made a video recently about this, showed some of their satire that later became headlines. Yesterday, I saw an interview with Chris Rock who was bemoaning the death of comedy.

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