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The Good, The Bad, And The Really Really Stupid

Thanks to Grunt for his post. I tried to edit it to add some images but the format doesn’t have the IMG tag, so it takes somebody smarter than me to do it. The good, in this case, is that Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia are here for the day. DW is fixing them breakfast and we have a nice lunch planned. The family are going to be scattered for Easter but the following Sunday they’re all coming here for dinner and some together time. At this point in life, family is all that matters and all I have to live for.

The bad is, well, pretty much everything else. Bozo showing his utter contempt for anything but his own good time. The republicans are trying to hand the presidency to one of the most loathesome creatures on the planet and society, in general, has gone completely to hell.

The really, really stupid…. well….. you’ll have to look. There is one youtube of a typical liberal calling someone to complain about the inconvenient deer crossing signs, like the guy put them there strictly to be a bother to her. This post is brought to you with reverence for the day, seasoned with my trademark sarcasm.

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A PUPPY AND HIS PEEPS
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THERE WAS AN INCH OF SNOW ON MY DECK THIS MORNING
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It Doesn’t Matter Anymore

In an optimistic and idealistic youth things always seemed to work out for the better. Dad always managed to pay the mortgage, Mom ironed your clothes and sometimes burned dinner. On TV, the good guys always won in the end, mysteries were solved and the only time the word ‘race’ came up was when somebody outran somebody else. The tax rate was 3%, you got a new car every 5 years or so and everybody liked Ike. It was during the Ozzie and Harriet/Leave It To Beaver phase of time that I grew up. I was 13 when JFK was assassinated, and I saw my granddad cry. I was 18 and a senior in high school when Martin Luther King and Bobby Kennedy were killed. It was the beginning of the drug culture and the sexual revolution. We were taught that protesting was cool, even if we had no idea what it was we were protesting, and cynicism was served with coffee and your morning paper. The pill allowed women to engage in high risk behavior without consequence when abortion was still frowned upon and mom worked outside the home and we were introduced to TV dinners and fast food more than once in a while.

The late and unlamented Lyndon Baines Johnson, an avowed racist, set the country on its downward spiral when his Great Society rewarded women for supplanting the man of the house with a government check and granted money for every child produced to perpetuate the dependence on the state. It took some time for the structure of our society to decay like a virus sometimes has a gestation period. Our moral fabric has been torn asunder. People of faith, high moral character and integrity are mocked, spat on, had our religious symbols, like crucifixes and prayer in school, even displaying the American flag, who many fought and suffered for while human filth can brazenly desecrate that banner and demand we grant special privileges to people who care nothing for the US, save what they can leech from it.

By now we’ve seen democrats, the party of lies, corruption and amoral lifestyle commit atrocities a conservative would be crucified for. From the drunken womanizer from Massachusetts, who let an innocent woman drown while he staggered home, to domestic terrorist and Obama buddy Bill Ayers, acquitted of bombing several buildings grinned and said “is this a great country or what?” then moved on to be a professor to warp young peoples’ minds to the glory of Communism.

Bill ‘Bent Penis’ Clinton raped a woman while attorney general of Arkansas and the media never questioned him about it. Two Nixon operatives botched a break-in of democrat headquarters at the Watergate Hotel and the media pressure led to Nixon resigning and two Washington Post reporters got lucky enough to find an informant and still wear their presidential scalp proudly. The IRS colluded with the Obama thugs to persecute conservative groups and the smug and arrogant criminals Lois Lerner and John Koskinen laughed at a congressional committee because they knew they were in no jeopardy. Barack Obama commits atrocities on a daily basis and Hillary Clinton is a lying, abrasive extortionist who will be swept to the presidency on a wave of fraud, illegal votes, and a conspiracy with GOP elites to keep their cushy jobs. The honest, God-loving, hard-working people have no voice anymore. Nothing much matters anymore.

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So a Commie and a Socialist Met in Cuba

And you couldn’t differentiate one from the other. This is so pathetic.
The alleged leader of the free world behaving like a spoiled child.

In Havana, Obama Mocks Trump…

Stay classy Barry.

And appearing to dip his head to Raul Castro. Notice Castro’s head is not bowed.

Valerie Jarrett Excited To Visit Murderous Communist Country…
ValJar GOT MOIST PANTIES

THIS WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF EVERY NEWSPAPER THIS MORNING

34 PEOPLE SLAUGHTERED AT THE AIRPORT IN BRUSSELS THIS MORNING BY SOME STINKING MUSLIM MAGGOTS.
OBAMA SHOWED HIS DEEP CONCERN
Obama Devotes 50 Seconds to Brussels Jihadist Attacks In Speech to Castro Regime – Won’t Name the Enemy

WHAT A MYSTERY

Islamic State claims Brussels attacks that kill at least 30

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/islamic-state-claims-brussels-attacks-that-kill-at-least-30/ar-BBqLxXn?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=iehp#image=BBqLi9m|27

Even After Brussels Terror Attack, Obama To Attend Baseball Game in Cuba
BARRY WILL NEVER ALLOW TRAGEDIES TO INTERFERE WITH HIS GOOD TIME…THAT WE’RE PAYING FOR

Obama delivered a speech to the Cuban people, before traveling to meet with political dissidents on the island. Later this afternoon he is scheduled to attend an exhibition baseball game between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Cuban National Team.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/22/even-after-brussels-terror-attack-obama-to-attend-baseball-game-in-cuba/

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Thank You, Lord, for Prayers Answered

Our dear friend Grunt posted the wonderful news yesterday that our beloved Chrissy is doing well and getting stronger every day. She hopes to be back with us very soon. The power of prayer through righteous people can work miracles.

1 Chronicles 16:34

34 Give thanks to the LORD, for he is good; his love endures forever.

Psalm 7:17

17 I will give thanks to the LORD because of his righteousness; I will sing the praises of the name of the LORD Most High.

Colossians 3:17

17 And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEND A NOTE OF ENCOURAGEMENT TO CHRISSY. PERSONALLY, I FEEL PRETTY DARN GOOD BEING A CHRISTIAN RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

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Now is the Spring of Our Discontent

It got really ugly this past weekend thanks to the cabal of bought-and-paid-for malcontents from Moveon, the American Communist Party, Black Thugs Matter, and Bernies Little Weenies. There were expectations of 9,000+ in New York,but the homies got on the wrong bus and ended up at Yankee Stadium,so only a few hundred actually showed up. In Arizona,there was some hell raising as Anti-Trump mutants blocked traffic going to hear the Donald speak. Sheriff Joe was doing security,and three protesters were arrested and cars were towed.
Cry-Bully Leftists Scream Bloody Murder When Jeep Drives Through Their Illegal Highway Blockade
Yesterday Far left open border activists SHUT DOWN THE HIGHWAY leading to the Trump rally in Fountain Hills, Arizona for two hours.

The protesters parked their trucks across the highway to block traffic.

At one point during their illegal demonstration a restless driver took matters into his own hands and drove his jeep slowly through the mob.


There is one sure way to keep these freaks from being a total pain in the ass:

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A couple freaks were being escorted from the rally when one Trump supporter expressed his disapproval of their actions

A black Trump supporter in Tucson STOMPED an anti-Trump protester at the Donald Trump rally this afternoon.

Watch anti-Trump protesters get PEPPER SPRAYED in NYC!!

Missouri Leftist Arrested For Punching A Police Horse…
THESE ASSCLOWNS NEVER LEARN
LET ME EXPLAIN FOR THOSE UNFAMILIAR WITH HORSES. THESE QUARTER HORSES WEIGH ABOUT 1200 POUNDS. FROM FIRST-HAND EXPERIENCE I CAN TELL YOU WHEN THEY STEP ON YOU IT HURTS LIKE HELL.

Police said that’s when the suspect, April J. Foster, 29, approached an officer and his horse, Dan, and began screaming in the horse’s face in an attempt to scare him. When that did not work, Foster reportedly slapped the horse in the face with an open hand.
April is part of the ‘Progressive Youth Organization’, who demands that their ‘comrade’ be released.

OBAMA AND HIS FAMILY AND LEFTIST FREIENDS ARE DRINKING PINA COLADAS IN THE LAND OF HAND-ROLLED CIGARS AS I’M WRITING THIS. I DON’T REALLY WANT TO REPORT ON IT, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE AN OBLIGATION.

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The Palm Sunday Eve Post

Easter Sunday is eight days away.The day,as Christians we celebrate the resurrection of the one true God.It’s getting to be a rough road,what with the rise of Islam,Communism and liberals assaulting our values,our Faith,our very lives.There is no mention anywhere in the media about the wholesale slaughter that’s been going on in the middle East as Christians are being systematically wiped out.John ‘the Gigolo’ Kerry, after a long period of time has finally admitted that ISIS is committing genocide.How nice of him.
When I was driving a Medicare transport,I had an elderly black lady that I had to help into her home after her dialysis treatment.Above her mantle were pictures of her grandchildren,an image of Christ in the center and a portrait of Barack Obama right next to it.It is a sad fact that many blacks look at this soulless demon as their redeemer.Their ignorance and political idolatry will not allow them to see him for what he truly is.The maddening part is these people go to church weekly and proclaim love for God and their fellow man,yet they despise all things white except money.Rush once said that liberalism is their religion and abortion is their sacrament.
Christians love God so much they’re willing to die rather than deny their faith.Soldiers who are willing to risk death for what they believe hold the same kind of anathema to the godless,for they have no principles they would pay that kind of price for.Thats why democrats despise the military.They just don’t understand.They never will.

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Some Much-Needed Silliness

Watching our once-great nation swirling the drain of history day after day is really depressing, knowing there is little to nothing we can do about it. As a means of maintaining mental health we must focus on the positive things we still have control of. Watching Miss Olivia’s swim meets; fishing with R.J.; cheering Big Sis’ fast-pitch softball team; just taking my wife to lunch. Being aware of what’s going on around you is a good thing. Being immolated in the depravity and sinfulness is not. Every day we need to focus on what makes us happy. I guess, for me, it’s having the ability to make people laugh. Been doing it all my life. Sometimes it seems like my only redeeming quality. At least I have one.

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SOUNDS LIKE MY EX
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Happy St. Two All Beef Patties Day

That title was stupid. Sorry.

When my granddad retired, he set about the task of being a total pain in granny’s rear. He was doing pretty well until he got on her last nerve. She had a routine of chores she did every day. What was always fascinating was that she had two televisions, the console in the living room and a little portable on the kitchen counter. She kept up with three different soap operas, “her stories,” as she called them, and she had this amazing talent of being able to tell what was going on with every plot at any given time. 3 stories, 2 TVs.

To save his marriage (and extensive medical bills) grandpa took a part-time job at an Irish bar called O’Keefe’s Tavern. St. Patrick’s Day was a complete blowout. Free corned beef and green beer. The ceilings in this old building were about 14-15 feet high. There was a raggedy, moth-eaten, smelly old moosehead hanging near the top. He said amid the melee, the hubbub and the chaos some nitwit managed to get that stupid moosehead off the wall and get out the back door with it. Bottom line is nobody was ever hurt and the police were never called. Just a bunch of happy drunken Irishmen.

How things have changed.

Just in Time for St. Patrick’s Day, New York City Softens Regulations on Public Drinking and Urination

According to a new joint initiative between the New York Police Department and the Manhattan district attorney’s office, “quality of life violations” such as public urination and public consumption of alcohol will not serve as grounds for criminal charges. Instead, these offenses will be dealt with exclusively through the issuing of summonses. The plan, announced March 1, went into effect March 7, just 10 days before the notoriously rowdy holiday

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/16/just-in-time-for-st-patricks-day-new-york-city-softens-regulations-on-public-drinking-and-urination/

MAYOR COMMIEPINKOFAG HAD APPROVED BOOTHS ON THE SIDEWALK WHERE TENSE MALES CAN ENGAGE IN SELF ABUSE TO EASE THE TENSION. DECORUM WOULD NOT ALLOW ME TO POST IT.

New York City’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade Welcomes Irish LGBT Community: ‘Goodness Has Overcome the Prejudice,’ Says Marcher

LGBT Irish groups had lobbied for years to be included in New York’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade – but boycotts and protests never led to change.

Advocates sued in the 1990s, but judges ruled that parade organizers had the right to decide who could march in the event, reports TIME.

“But today, goodness has overcome the prejudice,” Fay says. “Exclusion of LGBT Irish for over 20 years was a shadow over the parade. Now that cloud is gone and we are all shining inside.”

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20994338,00.html


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And the Winner Is:

Emperor Barack H. Obama and his sacrificial lamb, Merrick Garland, chief judge of the D.C. Appeals Court.

AND THE LOSER IS…….US

Your intrepid reporter had the unfortunate circumstance of being in my eye doctors’ office while Jugears went before the adoring media and praise the Clinton-appointed barrister. He’s 63, so he’s not intended to be voted on because Barry wants somebody who can take 30-40 years to disfigure whatever is left of the nation when he heads for Hawaii. He’s being hailed as a “moderate.” So was Steven Breyer when H.W. was conned into nominating him. How’d that work out?

Obama’s Supreme Court justice nominee wells up over ‘greatest honor’ of his life — as Republicans line up to block him from ever getting onto the bench.

Obama urged senators ‘to play it straight’ and give Garland the consideration he is afforded by the Constitution.

‘I hope they are fair. That is all,’ Obama said today.

YEAH, WE KINDA HOPED THE DEMS WOULD BE FAIR WITH ROBERT BORK

The Senate Judiciary Committee must give the green light for a hearing to go forward and its Republican chair responded to Obama’s speech with a statement reconfirming its unwillingness.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3494876/Obama-announce-Supreme-Court-nominee.html#ixzz435K5LiPE

McConnell, Grassley Voted Against Obama’s SCOTUS Pick In 1997
I don’t even have to look him up to know that not a minority + prior votes against him = very left.

McConnell, Grassley voted against Garland in 1997

THERE WILL BE NO VOTES ON SCOTUS NOMINEES UNTIL AFTER HILLARY IS ELECTED (WINK WINK)
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McConnell Says ‘No’ to Merrick Garland for SCOTUS, Citing ‘Biden Rule’

Republicans have already vowed that there will be no vote on his nomination through the end of 2016, with Senate Majority Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) citing the “Biden rule,” i.e. that nominations should not happen in a lame duck presidential election year.

Senator Harry Reid

‎@SenatorReid

I hope the President’s nomination of an exceptionally qualified nominee will convince Republicans to change course. #DoYourJob
HEY, DICKHEAD: REMEMBER IN 2015 WHEN YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY REWROTE THE RULES FOR APPROVING JUDICIAL NOMINEES SO YOU PONDSCUM COULD PACK THE COURTS?

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/16/mitch-mcconnell-merrick-garland-biden-rule/

Obama Posts NCAA Brackets Before SCOTUS Pick

AT LEAST THE PRICK HAS HIS PRIORITIES IN ORDER
Obama has made an annual spectacle of his bracket picks, leading critics to comment that he spends more time on basketball, and on pop culture in general, than he does on addressing the nation’s urgent priorities.

This year, as Breitbart Sports reported, Obama chose a conventional bracket, choosing just one upset (Hawaii over California) and picking Kansas to win it all. His Final Four for the men’s side are Kansas, Texas A&M, North Carolina, and Michigan State.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/16/obama-posts-ncaa-brackets-scotus-pick/

THATS ABOUT ALL OF THIS CRAP I CAN TAKE

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Beware the Ides of March

THE IDES OF MARCH

MY BAND IN COLLEGE ACTUALLY PLAYED THIS SONG;WE HAD 3 DUDES PLAYING HORNS THAT KICKED ASS.THOSE WERE GREAT TIMES

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TODAY IS PRIMARY DAY HERE IN ILLINOIS. I’M JUST REALLY BURNED OUT FROM ALL THE POLITICAL ADS AND THOUGHT I’D HAVE A LITTLE FUN.

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