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Friday’s Bits And Pieces

Hey,Algore;it’s been snowing off and on for the last two days.Take your climate change,fold it five ways,wrap it around a Preparation H bullet and put it to good use.OK,now for the serious part of this rant.
Yesterday may well have been the best breakfast mankind has ever borne witness to.Uncle Roger’s lifelong soulmate,my beloved Aunt Evelyn fixed a feast for the family.Two of their children were there,I met one of my 2nd cousins,along with uncle Bob,Aunt Jan and his two children,cousin Trish and Pam and her daughter,Carrie,who is fascinated by the stories we tell of the time we were kids together.We had eggs,bacon,sausage,fried taters,pancakes,fruit,coffee and juice.We spent hours afterward enjoying homemade cinnamon rolls and gabbing,just like long ago Sunday dinners at Granny’s.
It was a reminder that this journey through life is very short and tomorrow is never promised.There is so much joy to be had if you just open your eyes and see it.There is nothing so precious as that which you carry in your heart for a lifetime.I am also grateful that there is a place like this where I can share with those I will never meet,yet are still a big part of my happiness.It is a privilege to bring a part of me here to leave with you.For that,I thank Him who made us all.

BING’S IS AN INSTITUTION HERE IN TOWN.IT IS THE LAST SURVIVING GENUINE DRIVE-IN RESTAURANT WITH CARHOPS AND WINDOW TRAYS.IF THE WEATHER EVER WARMS UP (and it quits freaking snowing!) I PLAN TO TAKE THE GRANDKIDS THERE SO THEY CAN SEE WHAT A FUN TIME YOU CAN HAVE EATING IN THE CAR.

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THE LATE JAMES BROWN ONCE RECORDED A SONG CALLED: TALKIN’ LOUD AND SAYIN’ NOTHIN’
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SORRY.I TRIED TO KEEP THIS MEANINGFUL AND CLASSY,BUT I JUST COULDN’T RESIST
HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET INTO THESE? NEVER MIND….FORGET I ASKED
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Literal vs. Figurative

This is a little side trip into some examples of people who take literal way too seriously. To those of us who are sticklers for grammar and punctuation (Bluebird and myself, in particular), this is a little relief from the angst of bearing witness to lesser individuals’ feeble attempts at communicating properly. Hope you get a few smiles before todays descent into inanity.

The most literal-minded people on the planet: Photos show what happens when people follow instructions to the word

One man kept his phone ‘under watch’, by putting it under his wristwatch
When met with the sign ‘Draw Bridge’, a creative man produced a sketch









http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3525154/Well-read-instructions-Hilarious-photos-happens-people-orders-literally.html#ixzz4545OWLNJ

NOW, DON’T YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF?

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Pete’s Pieces

Title was completely plagiarized, stolen and ripped off from my FB friend, Clarice Feldman, one of my favorite writers from American Thinker (Clarice’s Pieces). Every so often I have an original thought. This is not one of those times.

It is hard to imagine feeling better than I do right now. We had a beautiful dinner with the family Sunday. I gave RJ one of my fishing rods and taught him how to tie the Fisherman’s Knot properly. It was in the 60’s and sunny so we went into the back yard and made the kind of memories that can’t be bought. We spent some quality time practicing our casting skills. He only got the plug stuck in the branches of a tree once. My beloved Chicago Cubs won their first game of the season last night and Chrissy is back to her old self. Now everybody can remember how bad my posts really suck.

Today is primary day in Wisconsin. There is still talk about a contested convention, which would, in essence, sound the death knell of what was once a major political party. People are dying like flies here in Chicago and the teacher’s union went on a one-day strike. The Barry and Kerry Show (just made that up. see? I DO have an original thought once in awhile) is still beclowning itself on the world stage. Trouble is they have their heads shoved so far up their anal orifices that don’t realize it. There’s no chance things will ever change much..

THIS WOULD BE HUMOROUS IF IT WEREN’T THE PREVAILING ATTITUDE AMONGST THE PROFESSIONAL VICTIM CLASS
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Saturday Silliness… Just Because

Chrissy’s back. My kids and grandkids are coming for dinner tomorrow after church. Didn’t even check the latest political nonsense. Just want to give thanks for all God has given me.

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No Foolin’… Chrissy’s Back

The last time she posted was Jan. 31; since then she’s faced trials most of us will never know. She has been lifted up in our thoughts and prayers and, sure enough, God gave her the strength to come back here to us. It’s a chore trying to do these posts every day. Some days there isn’t much interesting or it just doesn’t seem work right. Comparing CtH’s post to mine are like comparing a Rembrandt to an Elvis painting on black velvet. She’s still weak, but at least she’s getting well and, hopefully, she’ll be back doing her thing very soon.


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NOTE: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS POST

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Some Thursday Thoughts

There’s a talk radio show overnight out of Dallas called Redeye Radio.I listen to it when I’m delivering papers.invariably,Trump supporters call every night and it seems they all sound the same.
Trump wants to build a wall
Trump will negotiate to bring American jobs home
Trump admitted he would threaten tariffs but would never implement them,showing china he’s only bluffing
at least Trump is doing something,anything

It just seems like we heard this from one H. Ross Perot in 1992.He seemed to articulate the concerns of conservatives without ever offering any solutions,just like The Donald.

The Trumpsters seem as devoted to his personality as the progs were who exalted Emperor Obama,without any reasoned thought.

A former Trump spokesman claimed that Trump only decided to run for president on a lark.He never expected it to go this far.Evidently,neither did the GOP elites.Now he’s stuck and just winging it to sate his own overblown ego.One example was the way he stepped on his own weiner when discussing abortion,something sacrosanct to liberals.

Trump: If abortion is banned there has to be “some form of punishment” for women

Trump did an interview with Chris Matthews today where the topic of banning abortion came up. Trump was pressed on whether a woman who has an illegal abortion should be punished:

At a taping of an MSNBC town hall to be aired later, host Chris Matthews pressed Trump on his anti-abortion position, repeatedly asking him, “Should abortion be punished? This is not something you can dodge.”

“Look, people in certain parts of the Republican Party, conservative Republicans, would say, ‘Yes, it should,’” Trump answered.

“How about you?” Matthews asked.

“I would say it’s a very serious problem and it’s a problem we have to decide on. Are you going to send them to jail?” Trump said.

“I’m asking you,” Matthews said.

“I am pro-life,” Trump said. Asked how a ban would actually work, Trump said, “Well, you go back to a position like they had where they would perhaps go to illegal places but we have to ban it,” Trump said.

Matthews then pressed Trump on whether he believes there should be punishment for abortion if it were illegal.

“There has to be some form of punishment,” Trump said. “For the woman?” Matthews asked. “Yeah,” Trump said, nodding.

Trump said the punishment would “have to be determined.”

Within hours he was forced to walk back his comments and change his stance to doctors who provide abortions should be punished.
Donald Trump: Doctors Performing Illegal Abortions Should be ‘Held Legally Responsible, Not the Woman’
GOP frontrunner Donald Trump issued a press release regarding abortion on Wednesday afternoon.

Trump stated in a campaign press release:

If Congress were to pass legislation making abortion illegal and the federal courts upheld this legislation, or any state were permitted to ban abortion under state and federal law, the doctor or any other person performing this illegal act upon a woman would be held legally responsible, not the woman,” Trump stated in a campaign press release. “The woman is a victim in this case as is the life in her womb. My position has not changed — like Ronald Reagan, I am pro-life with exceptions.
I DON’T RECALL REAGAN EVER EQUIVOCATING HIS STANCE ON ABORTION

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/03/30/donald-trump-doctors-performing-illegal-abortions-held-legally-responsible-not-woman/
First,Trump better realize that knuckle-dragging hacks like Matthews are going to do whatever they can to help Hillary and screw republicans.
Second,abortion is sacrosanct to the left.The media whores always set rhetorical traps for our people to walk into.

This election cycle has become the perfect storm of a showman tapping into the anger and frustration of the half of a country who has been screwed over by democrats and sold out by their own elected officials.
Hillary Clinton became the 2016 nominee the day the 2008 position was taken from her in favor of the chocolate flavor of the day.Obama made her SOS so she could fatten their coffers with thinly-veiled “donations” from countries having business before her at State and half-million dollar speaking fees former president Bent Penis,a convicted liar.
I had rather hoped we could run a true conservative at least one time before the liberals become a permanent majority.With the constant infighting,name-calling,muckraking and obsession with fracturing the party it seems the hope has been for naught.

I THINK A LIGHT POST FOR TOMORROW WILL BE IN ORDER

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In Case You Were Wondering

Why there has been no mention of the Michelle Fields-Corey Lewandowski kerfuffle,the reason is simple.It’s all an attempt to smear the other guy and quite frankly I’m sorely disappointed with some of the behavior exhibited on our side.This kind of crap is expected from the democrats because they have no manners,no conscience and no class.People I respect very much have come down on both the Trump side and the Cruz side.What I fear is that Trump will be denied the nomination,he’ll break his word and go third party and we’ll face the spectre of not only a third Obama term in a tacky pastel pantsuit but quite probably a democrat majority in the senate and there is a remote chance the House is in jeopardy.the thought of the dems controlling all three elements(in practicality they already do) and add a fifth far-left Supreme Court Justice and you get a recipe for certain ruin.All of which will,of course,be blamed on republicans.
The boorish,disrespectful behavior we know is coming from the left has been manifested in smearing each others wives,false accusations of infidelity,lies and threats of lawsuits.This is all gleefully promoted by a media looking to cause as much damage as they can to help their girl.At last nights town hall all three remaining candidates walked back their pledge to support the eventual nominee.
One thing I’ve noticed about The Donald is when he can’t answer a question he resorts to personal attacks….like a liberal.The only defense for his shifting political positions is the polls…the polls…the polls….I’m leading in all the polls.Polls are about as useful as a warm bucket of piss.Its all he has,but his backers claim he’ll build the wall (he won’t) bring American jobs back(he won’t) but the disenchantment among people is so deep they’re willing to accept his rhetoric.
Just as a matter of record I’m posting some videos chronicling the tempest in a teacup that was fabricated to smear Trump.

How Michelle Fields Conned Prosecutors into Charging Corey Lewandowski with Battery
The battery case Michelle Fields filed against Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski is the result of a con job, a police report reveals. We can now report that Fields conspired with Washington Post reporter Ben Terris to frame Lewandowski.

Michelle Fields approaches Trump, requiring Secret Service agents to step in.

Michelle Fields Cries Wolf & Lies About Corey Lewandowski
NEW ANGLE PROVES SHE’S LYING

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DIAMOND AND SILK WEIGH IN

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ADVENTURES IN BARRYLAND!!!

The ersatz leader of our nation continues to show his utter contempt for anything beyond his own narcissistic hedonism. He never wanted any part of the work. Never has. He had his transcripts sealed by court order so nobody woul find out what a miserable, lazy man he has always been. In the Illinois Senate and later in the US Senate he rarely cast a vote. He never wanted to take a definitive decision he could be made to answer for. He’s had everything handed to him his entire life, from the best education provided by “typical white people” to political power gained, not by defeating an opponent in a fair election but having their nominating petitions excluded for fraud. He came out of nowhere as the keynote speaker at the DNC convention in 2004 and 4 short years later he was carried to the white house on a wave of lies, deceit, and a media who would not allow anyone to hear the truth. Time and again, he has shown how to succeed without really trying. Just be an articulate, somewhat black Alinskyite. The following is a short journey into the life and times of Good Time Barry.

President Obama Shares Family Photo to Celebrate Easter

SINCE HE ASCENDED THE THRONE EVERY OCCASION HAS BEEN COMMEMORATED WITH A PICTURE OF….HIM.
“Michelle and I join our fellow Christians in observing Good Friday and celebrating Easter this weekend. This is a time to remember the sacrifices made for us and hold all who suffer close to our hearts. Yet it is also a time to rejoice, give thanks for the Resurrection, and unite with Christians around the world in proclaiming, ‘Christ has risen; He has risen indeed.’ We wish all who celebrate a blessed and joyful Easter.”
HE LEFT OUT THE ‘ALLAH BE PRAISED’ PART

WHAT OBAMA JUST DID AT EASTER PRAYER BREAKFAST IS UNTHINKABLE!
“On Easter, I do reflect on the fact that as a Christian, I am supposed to love. And I have to say that sometimes when I listen to less than loving expressions by Christians, I get concerned. But that’s a topic for another day.

“Where there is injustice — I was about to veer off. I’m pulling it back. Where there is injustice we defend the oppressed. Where there is disagreement, we treat each other with compassion and respect.”

Obama Does Not Mention Kenya Attacks, Instead Criticize Christians At Easter Prayer Breakfast

Finally: Emperor Obama Gets His Own Stormtroopers

281st round: Obama plays at least 46 full days golf

President Obama, fresh from his whirlwind spring break trip to Cuba and Argentina, hit the links for some R&R Saturday, playing his 281st round since becoming president. He was at Andrews for over five hours.

That is slightly more than three quarters of a year of days playing the presidential sport for Obama. The president typically plays for at least four hours, sometimes longer, putting his time at over 1,100 hours golfing, or at least 46 full 24-hour days.

According to the White House press pool, he is at Joint Base Andrews playing with regulars Sam Kass, the former White House chef, long-time friend Greg Orme, and aides Marvin Nicholson and Joe Paulsen. It is a beautiful day in Washington, and in the mid-50s at Andrews.
THIS WAS THE DAY AFTER HE RETURNED FROM HIS VACATION TO CUBA AND SOUTH AMERICA

President Obama Challenges Kids To ‘Staring Contest’ At Easter Egg Roll

As ISIS wreaks havoc in Europe, President Obama spent Monday staring down smaller adversaries: children.

During the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, Obama asked the kids, “Who can look at me without blinking?”
I CAN’T LOOK AT YOU WITHOUT PUKING

First Lady Michelle Obama added, “No blinking… It’s like you’re hypnotized.”

After about ten seconds, Obama blinked and said, “I couldn’t take it.”

Michelle commented, “It’s hard.”
WONDER WHEN THE LAST TIME THE WOOKIE SAID THAT TO BARRY?

Video: Mooch and Barack “Gnash” Their Teeth…

Not suitable for younger viewers.

EVIDENCING THE SPOILED CHILD HE IS, HE DELIGHTS IN TAUNTING US WITH OUTRAGEOUS BEHAVIOR JUST BECAUSE HE FEELS ENTITLED TO. LIKE A RICH KID WHO MOCKS THE POOR KIDS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS THAT ARE GIVEN TO HIM WITHOUT EARNING ANY OF THEM.

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Back to Reality

Easter has passed. The holiest time in the Christian world saw yet more blood and pain spread by the enemies of the True God.

Hateful leftists stormed the altar and disrupted Easter Mass at St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City.
Easter is the holiest day on the Christian calendar.

The protesters strapped cameras on their chests that looked like bombs.

Martin, who is a former University of North Carolina student and identifies as a Christian, also had a camera strapped to his chest, which worshippers believed was an explosive.

http://nypost.com/2016/03/27/protesters-disrupt-easter-mass-at-st-pats-frighten-worshipers/

In other parts of the world Christians are still being slaughtered for their faith.

Taliban says it targeted Christians in a park on Easter Sunday, killing 70


A splinter group of the Pakistani Taliban claimed responsibility for the blast, which it said was aimed at Christians celebrating the Easter holiday. Pakistan, an overwhelmingly Muslim nation, has a small Christian minority. Officials said they had not confirmed if Christians were the target.

Pakistani news media, quoting officials in Lahore, said 70 people had been killed and that many others were in critical condition.

http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-pakistan-blast-20160327-story.html

ISIS ‘crucifies Catholic priest on Good Friday’ after kidnapping him from old people’s home where four nuns were shot dead
Father Tom Uzhunnalil was kidnapped by ISIS gunmen in Yemen
Terrorist had previously threatened to crucify the Indian Catholic priest
Reportedly carried out the threat on Good Friday, Austrian Cardinal claims

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3512288/ISIS-carries-Good-Friday-crucifixion-Indian-Catholic-priest-Yemen-kidnapped-three-weeks-ago.html#ixzz44IuxAX6M

OCT. 2,2015
UMPQUA COMMUNITY COLLEGE:
NINE PEOPLE KILLED AND OTHERS WOUNDED

The gunman was described Friday as a “hate-filled” individual with anti-religion and white supremacist leanings who had long struggled with mental health issues, law enforcement sources said.

The family of Chris Harper-Mercer, who is suspected of killing at least nine people Thursday in Oregon, says they are in shock.

Officials said Friday that they recovered 13 weapons linked to the shooter, identified as Christopher Sean Harper-Mercer, 26. Six weapons were found at the college, seven were found during a search of his apatrtment—and all were legally purchased, officials said.

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-oregon-shooting-20151002-story.html

It was, I believe, Bluebird who commented the bravest person that day was the girl who, when asked by this spawn of Satan whether she was a Christian, did not deny her faith even though she knew it would cost her her life. What is it about people of faith that will cling to their God, even in the face of certain death? Christians have been doing it for more than two millennia. I think it is the same devotion to something greater than one’s own self, much like the love that makes soldiers volunteer to don a uniform and face mortal danger in defense of something they believe is far greater than themselves. This, I believe, is why the godless left hates godly people and despises the military. I read a survey where people in an interview had to check off a box stating their religion. Many democrats marked the box: none. They do not know the peace we feel when we first accept the True Savior and know that our bodies will die, but paradise everlasting awaits, as He promised when He paid the ultimate price.

The persecution and sacrifice of the faithful will continue as long as there are people who fear such power and seek to destroy it.

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Some Saturday Smiles

Just a little release from the insanity that we’re faced with on a daily basis.During this holy season,please keep our friend,Chrissy in your prayers,along with the men and women who can’t be home to celebrate the resurrection of our Lord.

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EVERYONE HAVE A BLESSED HOLIDAY
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