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The Nation In Mourning

Tragic news….flags all over the country will be ordered to fly at half-mast to honor civil rights pioneer,cultural icon and role model for our youth,Prince Rogers Nelson. Treasury Secretary Jack Lew has announced plans to put his face on the $3 bill,replacing Yosemite Sam,the last remaining white male on american currency.
I get the feeling he’s been using the women’s bathroom for years already.
(OK,I know I’m going to Hell. What else is new?)

BREAKING: Music Legend Prince Found Dead At Age 57 UPDATE: Died From Flu??
The dizzylingly prolific multi-instrumentalist and virtuosic performer was born Prince Rogers Nelson June 7, 1958, in Minneapolis, Minn.

He released his debut album, For You, in 1978, followed by Prince (1979), Dirty Mind (1980) and Controversy (1981). All of them traded in his trademark sound — deep synth funk grooves with provocatively sexual lyrics and heart-piercing ballads sung in pure falsetto.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/prince-dead-legendary-artist-found-886457?facebook_20160421

President Obama plans to declare a national holiday of remembrance in honor of this great American.

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The Weekly Rant

The much-ballyhooed New York primaries were held yesterday.The results were as predictable as morning sunrises.The Bloody Bitch garnered just over a million votes.The 76 year old hippie tallied about 750,000.Native New Yorker Donald Trump,winning 69% of the republican votes got just over 400,000.Did you get that?The presumptive nominee of the republican party lost by more than a quarter-million votes to the old fossil who came in second.Cruz finished a dismal third in the balloting,behind Kasich,making it a mathematical impossibility for him to win on the first ballot.
It all matters little or nothing.I am steadfast in my belief that Trump was simply running on a lark and his celebrity drew people to him and his fiery but empty rhetoric.The compliant media helped him destroy the only viable conservative in Ted Cruz,and will instantly turn on him once he has the party standard in hand.The democrats have stacks of negative trash to heap on The Donald and he won’t be able to shrug it off as he has up until now.
This election was decided the day Dear Reader was immaculated.Hillary was promised she would be next and given the Secretary post so she could rake in hundreds of millions of dollars while she waited.Neither Trump nor any surrogate the elites implant has an inkling of a prayer.All the talk about Bernie Backers staying home is little more than white noise.They all want to stay on the freestuff train and they know who the engineer is.Even if Trump were to win,he’d be no different.He knows business but he knows nothing about governance.He would have to constantly make deals with the democrats who will be running things come 2017 and his ideas are not too divergent from theirs.The America we knew and loved has been asphyxiated by hordes of welfare layabouts and illegals.All that’s left is her burial,which is scheduled for Jan,2017.

Not feeling very funny today

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It’s Taco Tuesday

It’s also primary day in New York,but who cares? My queue list is backed up worse than the toilet at Jose’s Taco Shop.

Just a little silliness before the deep depression sets in.

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NOW,THAT’S FUNNY RIGHT THERE!
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Happy Monday

Today is the actual cutoff day for filing your income taxes. As in every other year, the local news stations will be camped out at the post office to interview the folks who always wait until the last day to file. There is a postal clerk stationed outside with a dealy to make sure all the envelopes are postmarked before midnight.
On the political front, Trump is still mocking Cruz, Cruz is trying to get somebody to pay attention to him, Bernie is still deluding himself into thinking he has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning, and the arrogant, greedy, corrupt sociopath known as the Butcher is shamelessly pandering to black folk.
On the bright side,the NFL draft is 10 days away.

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COLLEGE STUDENTS NEED TO BE REMINDED
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DW ALWAYS KEEPS EXTRA IN THE CABINET UNDER THE SINK…WISE WOMAN
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The Taxman Cometh

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BuckwheatSurprised

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BE THANKFUL YOU DON’T LIVE WHERE I LIVE
Tax on mileage could prevent gas tax increase

A proposal that would use devices to track drivers and tax them by the mile could be the alternative to a 30-cent per gallon increase in the gas tax and 50 percent hike in registration fees, according to infrastructure experts who testified at a Senate committee on Wednesday.
“Long term, because of fuel efficiency and electric cars, as Sen. Cullerton has observed, we can’t just depend on the gas tax, as it’s been,” Reilly said. “We need to begin taxing at some point, as soon as we can, on vehicle miles traveled.”

[CtH ::steaming::  “We NEED”?!  Cuz Heaven Forbid We Tighten Our Belts!  People all over this country have had to do with less, move in with family, etc. to deal with the crappy Obameconomy.  But oh noes … GUMMINT can’t stop spending a dime.  Okay, rant over … and I see I spoke too soon.  Pete said the same thing below. LOL  The dangers of having editing power! Bwahaha.]

WE NEED MORE MONEY!!!!!! TAX EVERYTHING!!!!
An Illinois Senate committee Wednesday took testimony on Senate President John Cullerton’s plan to charge a 1.5 cent-per-mile tax on driving in an effort to combat declining revenue from gasoline taxes. Drivers would get a refund of gas taxes they pay at the pump.

JOHN FULLERTON, WHO RUNS THE SENATE, AND MICHAEL MAGIAN, WHO OWNS THE HOUSE REFUSE TO CUT ANYTHING. THAT’S WHY WE DON’T HAVE A BUDGET. ANYBODY WHO THINKS WE’D GET A TAX REFUND IS DREAMING.
Drivers could have a device that tracks the miles through geolocation technology, charging only for the miles driven on public highways and roads.
Finally, Illinoisans could opt out of installing any devices and pay a flat mileage tax of 1.5 cents per mile for 30,000 miles.

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20160413/news/160419386/

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It’s All Good

Pinky promise. Consider this post as a kind of palate cleanser. Nothing heavy, nothing racial… had enough of that already. Nothing political, except a link to Ted Cruz’ vote to ban dildoes.
To all the lurkers, shirkers and midnight twerkers (apologies to the Steve Miller Band)…. most of you stop by here for Chrissy’s stuff and almost none of you comment. No problem, you’re all welcome. But you would do yourself some good if you check out some of the links I’ve provided today like:

Americans step up to thank a lonely veteran who passed away
Chicago cops lifting up a 6 year old cancer patient
A young military wife getting a surprise at Chick- Fil- A

plus whatever goofiness I can come up with.

THIS GAG BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOURS TRULY

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Trans-Racism for Fun and Profit

She’s back. Our old friend, Rachel Dolezal, apparently unable to find a gig since she was forced to give up being a honcho with the NAALCP, has come out with an honest-to-goodness book. With words and everything.

‘Trans-Racial’ Is Back, Pushing Book On ‘Racial Identity’: ‘I Have No Regrets’

I’m still me – a liar, racial opportunist, acceptable to media despite lies because social justice warrior. Buy my book please!

The rise and fall of Shaun King, former Black Lives Matter darling


Five former JT30 state directors who worked closely with King, as well as two former members of “Justice. That’s All.” (JTA), a previous activist organization he founded, told NTRSCTN that he didn’t hold himself to the same standards—namely, transparency and accountability—that activists aim to hold police and government institutions. Instead, multiple sources shared similar stories of a man who kept members in the dark until Justice Together’s abrupt end.
http://ntrsctn.com/irl/2016/01/shaun-king-black-lives-matter/

HE’S RUMORED TO BE WRITING A BOOK ALSO: BLACK AND WHITE LIKE ME

SHAUN KING,CLASS OF 1987
King-Shawn

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NOW I NEED A BATH

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The Daily Raacciisssss

This meeting of the White Privilege Society will now come to order.The reading of the minutes from the last meeting will be waived,due to the secretaries absence.He’s a paramedic and was called to Utopia University to administer CPR to a Snowflake who,upon seeing “Trump 2016” scrawled in chalk on the sidewalk fell to the ground,convulsing and mumbling incoherently.She had to be rushed by whaambulance to her Safe Space for a group hug with other affirmative action devotees and trust fund juveniles who all try to get into politics so they don’t have to do anything useful.They refer to John Kerry as The Godfather.
We are faced with cries of racism on a daily basis.While there has been some level of animus and distrust between the races for a very long time it has been ramped up a hundredfold since they feel they got one of “theirs” elected president.The incidences of blacks running from,attacking and trying to kill policemen.With every instance of a black suspect killed by police the paid anarchists stand at the ready to riot,burn and loot…..just for fun and profit.

Analysis Of Crime Data Links Murder Spike To #BlackLivesMatter Anti-Police Protests

Spreading the lie that police are out to get you, police being reticent to defend themselves or to affirmatively enter more dangerous situations is a recipe for disaster and crime explosion.

A new FiveThirtyEight analysis of crime statistics out of Chicago reveals the recent spike in gun violence in the Windy City is directly related to the release of a video that shows the police shooting of Laquan McDonald and the protests, activism and reforms that followed shortly thereafter. The analysis provides strong evidence in support of the idea that Chicago is experiencing its own “Ferguson Effect” — a theory that says the recent increase in violent crime is the result of rank-and-file officers taking a less proactive approach to policing due to increased anti-police sentiment.

Family says boy, 16, fatally shot by cop had scrapes with law but no major trouble (Chicago)
THERE WAS ANOTHER INSTANCE YESTERDAY OF A “YOUTH’ RUNNING FROM AND SHOOTING AT POLICEMEN. BAD IDEA.
But she still can’t understand how her 16-year-old nephew ended up shot to death after allegedly confronting a Chicago police officer with a gun Monday evening.

“Once again, we’re looking at environment, this community. How some of these young boys are just plagued with certain influences,” Winters said Tuesday. “But not to this extent, by no means.”

Escalante said Loury had “prior contact” with police and that police considered him a documented gang member.

His family said Loury was the oldest of five children, an aspiring rapper who attended Community Christian Alternative Academy in the West Side’s Lawndale neighborhood.

THERE IS A VERY LARGE FAMILY LIVING IN OUR URBAN CENTERS….THE NUFFIN FAMILY. MAYBE YOU’VE HEARD OF THEM…DINDU,DONNO,DINSEE AND AINTELLIN.

Officer shoots hatchet-wielding woman in Wisconsin Wal-Mart

LAKE HALLIE, Wis. (AP) — A police officer fatally shot a developmentally disabled woman inside a western Wisconsin Wal-Mart after she refused to drop a hatchet she had grabbed from a shelf, authorities say.

WE NEED MORE HATCHET CONTROL!!
THIS WOMAN RUSHED A POLICE OFFICER WITH A SKULL-AXE. SHE ALSO HAD A SWORD UNDER HER SHIRT. MAYBE SHE JUST WANTED TO AXE HIM A QUESTION.

Wisconsin girls soccer team targeted by Trump wall chants walks off
BELOIT IS 10 MILES NORTH OF ME IN ROCK COUNTY. ELKHORN IS IN WALWORTH COUNTY, JUST EAST
A girls high school soccer team in Wisconsin walked off the field after they were the target of Donald Trump chants from people on the sideline, according to WISC-TV.

It was the Beloit Memorial girls varsity soccer team, which took on Elkhorn Area High last Thusday. Reportedly there were kids on the side of the field yelling “Donald Trump, build that wall,” toward Hispanic and African American players.

According to The Now, kids who chanted will be punished, though school officials have not stated what type of punishment they will face.
NO DOUBT THE KIDS WILL BE FORCED TO UNDERGO SENSITIVITY TRAINING
APPARENTLY “ILLEGAL” IS NOW A RACIAL SLUR

Southern Illinois University Investigating Claim of Racism After Video Decries Pro-Donald Trump Meeting

I’D BET A THOUSAND DOLLARS THIS IS A COMPLETE LIE
“They said the Black Lives Matter movement was retarded. They told us to go back to Africa. They saying the ‘N’ word, calling us ‘n**gas,’” an emotional Bartlett said in the three-minute video that has garnered more than 150,000 views since last Thursday.

“You’re not going to make me feel uncomfortable at a school I pay $22,000 to go to,” Bartlett said in her video. “I went down there, and I confronted all of them. Y’all want to have an open discussion and an open forum about black people? Let me pull up a seat.”

Student Beat for Being White: Punched, Hit with Chair, Called Cracker

A white student at a predominantly Hispanic and black Long Island high school says he was targeted for punishment over his race — punched, hit with a chair and repeatedly called “cracker” and “white boy” — while administrators did nothing to protect him.

Lawyers for Giovanni Micheli, now 23, aim to convince a federal jury that their client was singled out as a “minority” in Brentwood High School and then told by school officials, most of them white, to either “project more self-confidence” in order to stem the beating and berating — or leave.

AFTER THE MEETING,WE’LL BREAK INTO SMALL GROUPS TO DISCUSS HOW TO COPE WITH OUR WHITE PRIVILEGE AND WHAT WE CAN GIVE THE MINORITIES WHO ARE LESS FORTUNATE JUST SO THEY’LL FEEL BETTER

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Tuesday Afternoon Stuff

A little late for speechifying. There’s always tomorrow…. hopefully.

TO ALL LURKERS: COME FOR THE FUNNIES, STAY FOR THE OUTRAGEOUS

SOMEBODY SHOOT PUNXATAWNEY PHIL!
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HEY, CHRISSY…..EVER TRY THIS?

CtH: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Liar, Liar, Hijab on Fire

Most of you don’t bother watching the Sunday talkfests. That’s understandable. The media gave up any pretense of equal treatment long ago and it doesn’t really matter anymore. Democrats know they can go on almost any show and the panel will be three liberals against a moderate democrat. That’s their idea of a fair discussion.

After 7 1/2 years of dodging, degrading, and totally insulting them, Barack Hussein Obama finally agreed to go on Fox News for an interview with Chris Wallace since he knows he can tell the most outrageous lies and nobody can do a thing about it. I never watch these shows either, since my gag reflex is not that strong. His behavior yesterday was so over the top, there’s a lot of clips which I feel obligated to post here. You can check any of it out… or not. It’s never been a free country, but we still have a few choices…. for now.

Obama: Hillary Didn’t “Intentionally” Put America In Jeopardy; I Guarantee No Political Influence In Server Probe…
President Obama is quizzed about the investigation by the FBI Justice Department into former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s private server and non-government e-mail address by FOX News’ Chris Wallace on this week’s edition of FOX News Sunday. In the interview, Wallace confronted Obama if he can still say flatly that Clinton did not jeopardize America’s secrets. Obama also guaranteed politics will not influence the outcome of the investigation.

Obama contended she did not jeopardize America’s national security, however was “careless” in terms of managing e-mails that she has owned. Obama said the scandal needs to be put in “perspective” as Clinton “served her country” and did an outstanding job.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/04/10/obama_clinton_didnt_intentionally_put_america_in_jeopardy_i_guarantee_no_political_influence_in_server_probe.html

Obama takes no responsibility for angry voters: ‘Republicans have their own TV stations’
THE CLASSLESS PRICK GOES ON FOX TO INTENTIONALLY SPIT IN THEIR FACES

Sitting down for his first interview on “Fox News Sunday” in eight years, President Barack Obama was not hesitant to get a dig in against the network, insisting “Republicans have their own TV stations.”

It would not be much of a stretch to say Obama was hanging the candidacy of Donald Trump around the neck of Fox News.

“And I think the danger both among Republicans and among Democrats who just listen to each other or they just listen to people that already agree with them,” Obama said. “You know, Republicans have their own TV station.”

“Go ahead,” Wallace quipped. “You can say Fox News.”

“They’ve got their own publications, their own blogs,” the president continued. “Democrats, same thing. Increasingly what happens is, we don’t hear each other. And so what happens then is when Republicans promise to repeal Obamacare and it doesn’t get repealed, they’re outraged.”

Obama: Of course I’d never interfere with a DoJ investigation of Clinton’s emails
President Obama repeatedly vowed there would be no political influence over the Justice Department’s investigation into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server while secretary of state — in a wide-ranging interview with “Fox News Sunday” in which he also ardently defended his efforts to defeat the Islamic State and other terror groups amid criticism about his perceived indifference.

“I guarantee that there is no political influence in any investigation conducted by the Justice Department, or the FBI, not just in this case, but in any case,” Obama told “Fox News Sunday.” “Nobody is above the law. How many times do I have to say it?”

http://hotair.com/archives/2016/04/10/obama-of-course-id-never-interfere-with-a-doj-investigation-of-clintons-emails/

Obama on Fox: Hillary Has Owned Up to Her Email ‘Carelessness’
KNOWINGLY BREAKING THE LAW AND COMPROMISING NATIONAL SECURITY IS SIMPLY “CARELESSNESS” WHEN YOU’RE A CLINTON

After 360 requests from Chris Wallace, President Obama finally agreed to appear on “Fox News Sunday.” The last time President Obama was on Fox News, it was Super Bowl 2014 and he was sitting down with Bill O’Reilly, the topics of discussion being Obamacare, Benghazi and the brewing IRS scandal.
In another exchange over those controversial emails, Obama insisted Clinton was an “outstanding secretary of state” who would “never intentionally put America in any kind of jeopardy.”
Note the use of the word “intentionally.”

When he wasn’t talking about Hillary Clinton, Obama was defending his decision to stay in Cuba after the deadly terror attacks in Brussels. His choice, he said, gave the terrorists a “message of resilience.”

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/cortneyobrien/2016/04/10/obama-on-fox-theres-no-political-influence-on-hillary-fbi-investigation-n2146056

Obama: ‘Not to brag, but I have transformed federal courts from a diversity standpoint’

Speaking at the University of Chicago Law School on Thursday, President Barack Obama was asked by an audience member how his nomination of Judge Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court would bring “diverse characteristics” to that court.

In answering, Obama argued: “I have transformed the federal courts from a diversity standpoint with a record that’s been unmatched.”

He also said: “But at no point did I say: Oh, you know what, I need a black lesbian from Skokie in that slot. Can you find me one?”
BEING PRESIDENT IS A REAL HOOT WHEN YOU CAN’T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/cnsnewscom-staff/obama-i-have-transformed-federal-courts-diversity-standpoint

‘You can kill SOME of us, but we will get you’ – Obama says he’s the best Prez ever on terrorism

President Obama encouraged terrorists by telling them they can definitely kill more Americans.
THAT’S A PRETTY GUTLESS BRAG CONSIDERING HE’LL BE PROTECTED BY HEAVILY-ARMED SECRET SERVICE FOR THE REMAINDER OF HIS MISERABLE LIFE

Matt Lauer To Hillary Clinton: Do You Think The FBI And DOJ Will Say, “This Was a Misunderstanding, We’re Sorry, Carry On”
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.AND THERE’S NOT A DAMN THING WE CAN DO TO STOP IT.

Clinton grilled by Matt Lauer over the email scandal on the NBC Today Show. Hillary repeats the line that she knows is false, that the FBI is just conducting a ‘security review’

She dismisses it completely once again…

SORRY THIS POST ISN’T STYLISH OR CLASSY. IT IS WHAT IT IS.

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