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One for the Ladies

In full disclosure, Barbie dolls were never of a particular interest to me. All I knew was when I undressed my sister’s Ken and Barbie and posed them in compromising positions my grandmother would get really aggravated and look like she wanted to hand me over to the next roving band of gypsies that came through town.

When I started collecting, computers were still in their relative infancy. My quest for treasures led me to auctions, flea markets, antique malls, and a bi-weekly publication called Toy Shop Newspaper, which had ads from people selling toys, looking for toys, phone-in auctions, and informative ads on different toys. I bought a lot through this paper and made a lot of friends all across the country.

The first show I did as a seller was in St. Charles, Ill. in west suburban Chicago. At the time it was one of the biggest in the nation, with over 500 vendors that came from as far away as Plymouth, Mass., Birmingham, Alabama, Santa Clarita, Cal., and Lansing, Mich., along with many local vendors. The show was located at the Kane County Fairgrounds and one of the exhibition buildings was referred to as the doll building, because that’s where most of the high end doll and bear dealers set up. I came across vintage Barbies occasionally, and I met a lady there who had been a collector for many years. She was a veritable wellspring of information. Any time I came across what I knew was a vintage figure, I’d show her and she’d give me all the information I needed so as not to sound like an idiot. I can promise you Barbie collectors are some of the bitchiest people on the planet.

FROM WIKIPEDIA;
Barbie is a fashion doll manufactured by the American toy-company Mattel, Inc. and launched in March 1959. American businesswoman Ruth Handler is credited with the creation of the doll using a German called Bild Lilli as her inspiration

FOR MORE ON HER HISTORY, HERE’S THE LINK:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie

NOW FOR SOME FACTS YOU CAN USE, GLEANED FROM MY FRIEND

Starting in 1959,the first 6 years of the doll were referred to as Barbie#1 in 1959,#2 in 1960,etc.
The first 6 dolls all had hand-painted finger and toenails, eyes, and lips.
Each version had subtle but distinct differences, so a pro knows which is which.
The first 2 were made in Japan,#3 through 6 were made in Hong Kong.
#1 and #2 came on a plastic stand. There were metal holes in the bottom of the feet that these went into.

CHECK IF YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE IN THE ATTIC.
THI S ONE HAS NO HEAD. JAPAN IS MARKED ON THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOT. THIS IS WORTH ABOUT $1,500

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THIS ONE IS ON EBAY RIGHT NOW.THE ASKING PRICE IS $1,375

THEY REPRODUCE THESE NOW FOR ABOUT $25, SO YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING AT. I DON’T, BUT THEN AGAIN I DON’T COLLECT BARBIES.

THE HAIR CAME IN TWO STYLES: PONYTAIL AND SHORT-HAIRED, OR BUBBLE CUT.
THIS IS THE #1 PONYTAIL BRUNETTE. THEY WANT $5,200 FOR HER

THIS IS THE #3 BARBIE

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SEVERAL FASHION DESIGNERS,INCLUDING VERA WANG AND BOB MACKIE HAVE DESIGNED OUTFITS FOR BARBIE. THIS ONE IS A BOB MACKIE FROM 1994. IT’S WORTH ABOUT $150.
PRICES VARY, DEPENDING ON THE OUTFIT AND WHETHER OR NOT THE DOLL HAS EVER BEEN REMOVED FROM THE BOX

As with any collectible, from stamps to automobiles, the value of anything depends on two things… condition and rarity.
With Barbies, collectors looks for cracks at the elbow and knees, chips in the face or nail paint and missing hair. There are actually people who replug hair in old dolls.

The worst thing for Barbies is called “greening.” The old dolls had pearl earrings, which were stuck into the head on a little pin. These pins were made of jewelers metal, the kind cheap rings and bracelets are (were) made of that turned your fingers green. There can be a little green, I’ve seen dolls with green halfway down the cheeks. This is death to the value of the piece. It can be fixed, but it’s not as easy as cleaning with solvent and only should be done by an expert if you want the doll to retain any value.

JUST FOR FUN, HERE’S THE FIRST BARBIE COMMERCIAL AS IT AIRED ON THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB IN 1959.
MATTEL WAS EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL BECAUSE THEY ADVERTISED HEAVILY ON KIDS’ SHOWS, ESPECIALLY SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS.

THE DOLL ORIGINALLY SOLD FOR THRE DOLLARS. IF YOU ONLY KNEW

THROUGH THE YEARS

BARBIE’S MOM,RUTH HANDLER,TELLS HER STORY

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An Unplanned Post

The plan was to cease posting anything political so as not to offend anyone, Heaven forbid. There will be no mention of the presidential shenanigans, but there are a few other things of note. I’m planning a very special tutorial, probably for tomorrow. Just thought somebody could use a chuckle on a cold,rainy day.

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This Is What We’re In For

That Hillary was going to be the next president was a forgone conclusion. They never dreamed it would be this easy.

The Conservative Catastrophe Ahead

For the conservative movement, it is Armageddon, as we now know who the next president will be.
Americans in 2016 resolved their next president not on November 8, the official date-to-come of the election, but on May 3 in the state of Indiana. It is Hillary Rodham Clinton. With Donald Trump winning Indiana, and Ted Cruz thereby suspending his campaign, the seal has been broken.

For conservatives, Armageddon is fully upon us: a Hillary Clinton presidency, once seemingly impossible when a half-dozen to a dozen attractive Republicans could have defeated her, is a fait accompli courtesy of Trump and his supporters. An unwaveringly devoted sect of followers have pushed a crass, vulgar, uninformed, unstable TV celebrity/casino-mogul/cult-of-personality figure through the Republican primary process, a man unequivocally unsuited in temperament, character, grace, and knowledge for the presidency of the United States.
Marco Rubio put it best when he described Donald Trump as a charlatan and con man who must not be allowed to hijack the conservative movement and the party of Lincoln and Reagan. Well, fear not a permanent hijacking, because Trump’s leadership of the GOP will last only until November, after which he will slink back to New York, and Hillary Clinton will slide into the White House. He can’t win because the vast majority of Americans (outside the tight sect of Trumpists) are repulsed by the man.

http://spectator.org/articles/66195/conservative-catastrophe-ahead

FROM DR. THOMAS SOWELL,WHO I HAVE GREAT RESPECT FOR:

An Unmitigated Disaster

Republican party leaders may have worried that Donald Trump would not only lose the general election for the presidency, but would so poison the image of the party as to cause Republican candidates for Congress and for state and local offices to also lose. Now they seem to be trying to patch things up, in order to present an image of unity before the general elections this fall.
For decades after Republican President Herbert Hoover was demonized because the Great Depression of the 1930s began on his watch, Democrats warned repeatedly, in a series of later presidential elections, that a vote for the Republican candidate was a vote to return to the days of Herbert Hoover.

It was 20 years before another Republican was elected president. As late as the 1980s, President Ronald Reagan was called by the Democrats’ Speaker of the House, “Hoover with a smile.” When a high official of the Reagan administration appeared before Congress to explain the administration’s policy, a Democratic Senator said, “That’s Hoover talk, man!”
The old World War II phrase — “loose lips sink ships” — applies on land as well as on the water. And no one has looser lips than Donald Trump, who repeatedly spouts whatever half-baked idea pops into his head. A man in his 60s has life-long habits that are not likely to change. Age brings habits, even if it does not bring maturity.

http://townhall.com/columnists/thomassowell/2016/05/06/an-unmitigated-disaster-n2158652

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Happy Cinco De Mayonnaise

To the politically-sensitive, easily offended social justice warriors:

Kindly go pound sand

Pushing the envelope is all the exercise I can manage anymore

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Cinco de NO-NO: Students warned ‘don’t use Spanish disrespectfully’

Some Brown University students have a message for their Ivy League peers, and everyone else in the U.S.: Today may be Cinco de Mayo, but that doesn’t give you the right to wear sombreros or say things en Español.
One “how-to” states: “Don’t wear a sombrero, fake mustache, or serape. Don’t assume all Latino communities observe Cinco de Mayo. Don’t call it ‘Cinco de Drinko.’ Don’t visit party stores for costumes and accessories. Don’t use Spanish disrespectfully. Don’t perpetuate harmful stereotypes.”

HEAVEN FORBID

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A Word from Big Fur Hat

posted this on FB this morning


TODAYS HEADLINE

DEATH WAS RULED A SUICIDE AFTER SELLING OUT THE BASE

Donald Trump will be the 2016 Republican nominee for president.

We take a look back at past Republican presidents and some of their greatest quotes.

IT WAS A GRAND RIDE

Cartoonist Gary Varvel: 2016 Voter anxiety

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An Angry Drunk Rant

The body politic is, as it has been for a very long time, a paradise for sin and corruption the likes of which would make a Sodomite blush. We do all we can to influence the direction our nation is heading but at some point you come to the realization that nothing we do or say matters much. Those chosen to represent us are in league with the very evil they claim to oppose. I no longer spend hours perusing dozens of websites only to be faced with anger, violence, rank hypocrisy, and unbridled corruption. The 2016 presidential election is a foregone conclusion and has been for the last 8 years.

The lying whore who will be elevated to queen has the backing of her party, the press, academia, and nearly every foreign enemy we have, evidenced by the fact they all contributed heavily to the phony foundation she and her equally corrupt husband launder money through for their own enrichment. The Republican party does not intend to allow a viable candidate to oppose the Socialist Juggernaut and never intended to. They are in the process of destroying everything they once claimed to champion.

Trump is an egomaniac who will say whatever suits him at the moment. I never trusted him and still don’t. This is all just a massive ego trip for him. His popularity stems from him seeming to be the conduit for all the anger and frustration we feel from the party bigshots’ incessant betrayal. He has no coalition and would have to sell out to the democrats to do anything if he were to be elected.

The only news I glean these days is what I see on Facebook. That is all I need to see.

Saturday was the annual democrat/media circle jerk, where everybody mocks white people and Christians and they all laugh like hell. There was a performance by the cast of the Broadway play ‘Hamilton’, which has been nominated for a record 18 Tony awards. The fact there’s not a white actor in sight had absolutely nothing to do with it, I’m sure. The unfunny punk who took over when Jon Stewart left called Obama “my Nigga,” which made Barry chuckle. Racism is acceptable as long as you’re a liberal. A conservative would be charged with hate speech crimes.

Today is the Indiana primary and possibly Cruz’ last gasp. I had high hopes for him in the beginning, but then he threw in with the establishment and abandoned the moral high ground. Glenn Beck is on his latest fast and called Cruz ‘Lucifer’, which CNN ate up. A bunch of prepubescent Illegal whelps were mocking the Trump supporters who provide the free stuff they leech off of. Pretty much boiler plate stuff, it happens every day.

My kids got together Sunday and had pictures taken, which the photographer inadvertently posted to FB. I shared with DW, who is visiting her father, who is in very, very poor health. My daughter called me yesterday morning in a near-panic, since these were supposed to be a surprise gift for Mother’s Day. She has no access to the internet while she’s up there, so a crisis was averted. I will post some images for you in the fullness of time. The plan is to concentrate on spending time with my grandchildren, since 3 of them are playing baseball and doing more fishing with my buddy. Politics doesn’t interest me much anymore.

RANT OVER….TIME FOR A WORD FROM THE ANGRY DRUNK

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I WISH TO THANK THE ADMINISTRATION, THE ACADEMY, AND ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE FOR THIS AWARD…. AND FOR THE LAWYER WHO GOT ME OFF ON A TECHNICALITY.

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The Old TV Westerns

This has absolutely no relevance to anything. Nobody remembers any of them except the baby boomers and we’re dying out. Soon,these memories will all be forgotten, replaced by violent, profane, politically-correct pap. So be it.
These are the shows I rushed home from school to see. The good guys (mostly) never killed anybody. They respected women, never made a mess, and we all pretended to be them when we played. There is no real purpose for this post… I just needed to do it.

GUY MADISON AND ANDY DEVINE AS WILD BILL HICKOK AND JINGLES
03_1951 Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok (duo)

I LAST SAW HIM ON O’REILLY. I WEPT WHEN HE DIED.
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WHAT BOY DIDN’T WANT TO BE ROY ROGERS?
(REAL NAME LEONARD SLY, BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW THAT)
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RICHARD BOONE
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NICK ADAMS AS THE REBEL
The Johnny Yuma scattergun made by Remco is one of the rarest toy guns to find. I collected for almost 20 years and never saw one.
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STEVE MCQUEEN AS JOSH RANDALL
His modified 45/70 Winchester was nicknamed the “Mares Laig’.
Marx Toy Co. made this in 3 different sizes.I got one for Christmas in 1960.

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CLAYTON MOORE AND JAY SILVERHEELS
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HUGH O’BRIAN AS WYATT EARP AND HIS BUNTLINE SPECIAL
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THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SHOW. I’VE PROBABLY SEEN EVERY EPISODE DOZENS OF TIMES.
I KNOW WAY MORE ABOUT THIS SHOW THAN I SHOULD.
CHUCK CONNORS USED HIS WINCHESTER MODEL 92,CAL. 44/40 TO RACK UP SOME BIG BODY COUNTS

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Sorry for wasting so much bandwidth. I never learned to have manners as a kid.

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Crowder Goes There

Just about what I’d do in a similar circumstance

Comedian Steven Crowder Dishes Out Brutal, Nearly 5-Minute ‘Reality Check’ to ‘Social Justice Warriors’ When They Interrupt Event

Comedian Steven Crowder mercilessly tore into so-called “social justice warriors” when they disrupted his opening remarks within seconds of him taking the stage.

Crowder was scheduled to “tell some jokes” and discuss free speech at the University of Massachusetts on Monday night alongside other speakers, including conservative firebrand Milo Yiannopoulos and former philosophy professor Christina Hoff Sommers. However, the comedian quickly ditched his prepared material to give his vocal critics a “reality check.”

“Do you have any idea, sir, how pathetic it must be to be you? These people wanted to hear a few jokes, some thoughtful discussion, but your head pops off the pillow in the morning with, ‘How can I be a professional victim today?’ Let me go in and screw with their act just because, oh my god, your parents didn’t tell you that your opinion wasn’t worth that much,” Crowder said.

For emphasis, he added, “I’m not your gender studies professor who has to cater to your trigger warning, microagression, safe space bulls**t!”

It wasn’t long before Crowder was apparently accused of being a “racist.”

“Oh, I’m a racist…that’s a new one. Where’d you learn that, in social human studies 101?” the comedian asked mockingly.

But the bigger issue, Crowder explained, is that the left is now “openly against” free speech and the open debate of ideas.

“You’re not fighting for free speech, you’re not fighting for rights — you’re fighting for the right to be a p***y and not hear opinions that you don’t like,” he said.

“All right, I’m done,” he concluded.

(Warning: Strong language)

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A Day With the Obamas

The final stage of terminal nausea is settling in. I don’t know how much longer I can do this.

Queen Forces Obama to Reduce His Carbon Footprint… Banned Half of Obama’s Choppers from Landing on Windsor Lawns

‘LISTEN, CHUMP. I’M A BONAFIDE QUEEN. HAVE BEEN SINCE LONG BEFORE YOUR WHITE TRASH MAMA OPENED HER LEGS, SO BACK OFF.’

The Queen called Obama’s bevy of choppers “over the top”, meaning the Secret Service had to rethink their plans to land about six aircraft in the 300-year-old gardens of her main residence.

“It was a write-off and the Queen was not amused,” ‘Daily Express’ quoted a royal source as saying.

“Her Majesty refused to back down and said, ‘three helicopters only’. The Secret Service had to go away and think about their plan. The President’s officials were told that the Queen regarded Windsor Castle as her family home and the most important of all royal residences,” the report said.

http://www.deccanherald.com/content/542466/queen-banned-obamas-choppers-landing.html

Michelle Obama Celebrates “College Signing Day” With A Picture Of . . . Michelle Obama…

Any excuse will do.

Democrats Allow Voting By Felons to Help Hillary Clinton
THE MOST VICIOUS PUNK IN AMERICA JUST GAVE 200,000 FELONS THE RIGHT TO VOTE IN THE SWING STATE. GUESS WHO THEY’LL VOTE FOR?

McAuliffe is a lifelong best friend of the Clintons. This wasn’t subtle. There was no attempt to hide or disguise what just happened. This is clearly his gift to his close friend Hillary. The Governor of Virginia just added 200,000 low-lifes and dirt-bags to the voter rolls in Virginia to try to steal the election for his buddy Hillary.

Funny how these things work when you’re tone deaf to what this looks like to good, hard-working, law-abiding, taxpaying Americans.

Democrat Governor McAuliffe’s new law applies to any convicted felon…even violent felons…even felons from other states now living in Virginia.

It doesn’t just allow them to vote — this new law allows them to run for office, serve on a jury, or become a notary public.

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/04/26/democrats-allow-voting-felons-help-hillary-clinton/

Obama And The Brave New World…

Obama tried virtual reality this weekend with his occasional frenemy Angela Merkel at an industrial technology trade fair in Hanover, Germany. He reportedly reacted to the technology by saying that it was a “brave new world.”

Obama spends a little time in the ‘brave new world’ of virtual reality

TAXES ARE FOR LITTLE PEOPLE
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Ode to Our Honored Guests

We will soon be forced to speak Spanish in the name of diversity.
Here is a primer to help you get started down the path of embracing their culture.

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This concludes today’s journey into stupidity.

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