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This Is Terrifying

Politics has often been called ‘bloodsport’ for a reason. Presumably it started long ago when physical fights would break out on the floor of the House or Senate. Then it was the ‘whatever it takes to win’ mentality, but nobody got killed. It has devolved in recent decades into something much more serious. When I got to access the net after updating my new Windows 7 platform I was repulsed at what I saw. Trump rallies in St. Louis and Chicago were infested with a host of vermin from Sanders’ Nazi brownshirts to Soros’ paid anarchists, illegal groups fronted by Luis ‘the attack chihuahua’ Gutierrez, Black Lives Matter thugs, and even Barry’s homeboy Bill Ayers was there to represent the geriatric domestic terrorist lobby. Trump signs were torn up, people who only wanted to hear The Donald were spit on, assaulted, and there was even a story on Gateway about homeys screaming at women with Trump signs to ‘rape them racist biotches.’ Trump was forced to cancel the rally for fear of a lot of innocent people getting hurt.

This is one reason for Trump’s popularity. People are tired of the ‘freedom of speech for me, but not for thee’ bullying fomented by the media feeding into the hysteria. Were it not for the complete duplicity of the liberal media the democrats would be irrelevant. What is most depressing is that the left got away with blaming the despicable behavior of their pack of wild dogs on Trump. Even Rubio and Cruz joined in the finger pointing. I still think Trump is a setup and have supported Cruz, but this is just inexcusable to me. He should be better than that.

It is said that the ill-educated are more easily commanded. It is plain to anybody with a brain that the democrat base is largely ignorant and lazy. They are content to live on taxpayer handouts, copping up the free stuff and making money the easy way… committing crimes. It is necessary for the democrat powers to keep the race hatred ginned up, or these sloths would sit on their asses come election day. It is also why I’m convinced that Killary will win in November. They have vote fraud down to a science. There is a link I saw today about a county in Ohio with 913,00 registered voters in 2012. All 913,00 votes were registered. Romney got zero votes and there were no write-ins. It is mathematically impossible, but they got away with it. But they still need to get their plantation dwellers off their asses long enough to vote 10-15 times. They always get away with it. That is even more terrifying than the physical assaults.

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THE SECRET TO THEIR SUCCESS
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BERNIE NEVER HAD A STEADY JOB UNTIL HE WAS FORTY AND SLITHERED INTO POLITICS.THIS IS HIM.
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Some Friday Stuff

Another week behind us. A day closer to the election that will finally doom America. More importantly, a day closer to the opening of the professional baseball season. Of utmost importance, a day closer to the most significant non-game day in sports…the NFL draft. The rest is all just noise.

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just sayin’
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Dr. Demento Redux

If you’ve ever heard of Dr. Demento, you’re really old. If you’ve ever actually LISTENED to him, shame on you.
Yesterday was a really good day. We had pizza with my daughter, R.J., and Big Sis. I showed them pictures of grandpa with his long hair, sideburns and 70’s porno mustache. Big Sis thought it was a scream. R.J. remarked he was ready to go fishing again. Subtlety is not one of his strong suits. Just thought I’d post some weird video before I take my morning sabbatical.

MY PARTING SONG OF WOE

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Not That It Makes a Difference

There was no post yesterday because an exorcism was taking place at the bunkhouse. As I slept peacefully Tuesday night the hideous ogre that is Windows 10 installed itself on my Univac. When I declined the user agreement it reinstalled my original platform but left illegitimate offspring behind. It kept sending messages that I needed to finish upgrading. Fortunately there is a slayer of Windows 10 lurking on Craigslist. When I called, he came right over and spent almost 9 hours backing up my photo files on a zip drive, burning them on a CD (something I’d never done), completely removed everything on the hard drive and reinstalled a new version of 7 with updates already installed. He put a lot of good stuff on it for me and even downloaded the drivers so the printer/scanner/copier works now. He did it all for an extremely fair price (cheap) and wrote a 30-day warranty on everything.

The family breakfast was at Denny’s today and one of my cousins brought some old photos of the family, including some of Granny’s relations, some of my late brother Russell who accidentally hanged himself at 7 years old, and a couple of my half-sister, who my mother had and gave up for adoption while I was very young. My aunt arranged for me to meet her a couple times. Martha was the image of our mom. Now that my scanner works, I can upload them to my computer so I can keep these memories at hand. She also had the doll my mom played with when she was a girl. The head is bisque, the dress is yellowed with age, and one of the cloth arms is almost detached. DW is sewing the arm back on then she’s going in our china cabinet with our other mementoes. This means nothing to anybody else, but you are my small circle of friends and I wanted to share it with you.

Tomorrow I’ll be back to political nonsense and such, but I’m too much at peace to get started right now.

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S.S.D.D… Same Stuff, Different Day

It just never seems to end. Another Tuesday, another primary. Today Michigan and Mississippi take the spotlight. The charade that is the democrat primary had a “townhall” on Sunday in Michigan. The socialist and the lying whore tried to out-liberal each other, declaring the leaded water in Flint is all the fault of the eeevil republicans, women should be able to slaughter unborn children right up to the moment (after?) of birth, and Hillary, as all criminals are wont to do, still insists she’s done nothing wrong and isn’t worried a lick about paying any price for her felonious acts.

The Trump train chugs along, helped immensely by the ridiculous efforts of the GOP elites to deny him the nomination, which only serves to make the Trumpsters love him more. He’s called for Rubio to drop out of the race, which isn’t going to happen. The phony Floridian (just made that up) has been ordered to stay in the race to siphon votes from Cruz, the only man standing between The Donald and all-out war at the convention. The democrats are grateful this is taking the spotlight off their white trash contenders and late night comedians are praying Trump wins. The jokes would write themselves.

There was a typical Trumpster call to Redeye Radio this morning, going on and on about how he was going to bring business back to the US, make sure cars are made here in this country, deport all the illegals, build the border wall, and put millions back to work. Hell, anybody could make promises like that. The reality is it will never get done. There’s far too much resistance from the left who depend on the illegal votes and companies (including his) moving out of the states because of the onerous taxes and regulations on business. Making a profit has become a crime. If you try to keep up with how quickly Trump changed his position on almost everything you may get vertigo. I.just.don’t.trust.him.

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HE’S A DUPLICITOUS TURD
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Nancy Reagan Dead at 94

Nancy Reagan, the widow of President Ronald Reagan and passionately devoted keeper of his flame, died Sunday morning of congestive heart failure at 94, according to her spokesperson.

Reagan died at her home in Los Angeles. She’s set to be buried at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, California, next to her husband. Prior to the funeral, there will be an opportunity for members of the public to pay their respects at the Library, the spokesperson said. Details had not yet been announced Sunday afternoon.
“Nancy is where she has always wanted to be, with her Ronnie…Now she is at peace,” her stepson, Michael, wrote on Twitter.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/03/06/nancy-reagan-widow-ronald-reagan-dead-at-94.html

Nancy Curtis Reagan, to me, was everything Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama are not. Beautiful, poised, full of grace and class. It is an obscenity that the two aforementioned would ever be included in the same sentence as Mrs. Reagan, Barbara or Laura Bush. Women who had no political aspirations, content to be a wife, mother, and partner to men destined for greatness. She is now with her beloved Ronnie, where she always knew she would be.
The tributes to her will come pouring in, some heartfelt, some as disingenuous as the people who wished nothing but ill will to the Reagans while they were in DC. We saw the same thing when Justice Scalia passed away suddenly. It is a sad, sad day as the true American icons are leaving us to go to a perfect place. Her Ronnie must have missed her.


I recall how she was criticized for the designer dresses that were made for her. The same people would have complained had she worn sackcloth.


Mrs. Reagan on the 8th anniversary of Reagan’s death in 2012.

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What’s Really Important

Praise be to Almighty God for giving our beloved Chrissy the strength to recover from her afflictions. She is an important part of our tiny family here. When one hurts, we all hurt.

My precious Aunt Evelyn, Uncle Roger’s wife, officially retired Monday at the age of 82. She joined us for breakfast this morning, along with their youngest daughter Mary, who I haven’t seen for almost 40 years. Our little breakfast club is growing as more of the family gets reacquainted with each other. One of the constants of life is that there is nothing so important as family. When you’ve lived a full life, hopefully achieved most of what you wanted to and look back,  hopefully you are content that you have done your best. We spent so many decades working and raising our families that life seemed to have passed us by. The importance of being together takes on added importance as the sands of time start to run out. It is an incredible joy just being together as a family like we did when Granny would summon everyone for Sunday dinner. Having people who love you is what’s really important.

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AND BEANS,SWEET CORN,MELONS,ETC.

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Play Ball!

Yesterday was the beginning of exhibition games for major league baseball. Exhibition games count about as much as a republican voting in Chicago. It is, however, a harbinger of warm spring days and the renewal of the hope that springs eternal in fans of every team of a championship, even long-suffering Chicago Cubs fans, whose team is in year 108 of their 5 year rebuilding plan. Having no semblance of a life whatever, I have all the pay channels on cable, including the NFL Network and the MLB Network. I enjoyed watching the Cincinnati Reds and the Cleveland Indians yesterday and my beloved Cubbies start Thursday.

Oh, there were some primaries yesterday, by the way. Cankles Klintoon solidified her dominance in a race where the outcome has been a foregone conclusion since the day the Halfrican was swept into office on a magic carpet of hope and change. She even won the 11 delegates from the biggest prize, American Samoa. Bernie won Vermont and Minnesota. Rubio finally won a primary in the state that gave us Jesse “The Body” Ventura, Al Frankendickhead, and the first openly Muslim slimeball in Congress. Cruz won Oklahoma and Texas, and Trump won about everything else. The turnout, fueled by enthusiasm for The Trumpster, set records, while the democrat totals were abysmal. It seems the democrat voters were burning up their EBT cards at WalMart that day.

The primary in our state is in 2 weeks, on March 15. This state is so lopsided, they don’t even bother cheating. The last democrat governor we had won a total of 2 counties….St. Clair, across the Mississippi, and, of course, Crook County. The rest of us are obligated to send our tax money to support the graft and corruption and get virtually nothing back except that they export the criminals to prey on our white population.

SHE WILL BE UTTERING THE WORDS: “MY FELLOW AMERICANS” VERY SOON. GO TO SLEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT.
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Sooper Toozedae

It was painful to type that.

At the end of our excursion into total irrelevance yesterday, Grunt made a comment about sober horses. Before today’s foray into mind-numbing inanity here’s a true story:

We had a neighbor who lived up the road named Sonny, who had several horses. He and I would ride often, since his place backed up to a county park that was bordered by a creek. On a few occasions,we’d take a Saturday afternoon ride up the road to a tavern at the edge of town. We’d trade drinks for horseback rides around the parking lot. One time it got pretty drunk out before we headed home and Sonny slipped out of the saddle and down a gully. He claimed the damn horse threw him. The six-pack ring with three cans of beer missing around the pommel horn of his saddle contradicted his opinion. It was almost dark when we got to his place and his wife Karen was not the least bit amused. She didn’t care about us, but she was worried about the animals’ risk of getting hurt coming home. Quarter horses don’t come with headlights as standard equipment. They’d been married for quite some time and Sonny knew he was riding into the proverbial Valley of The Shadow. He feared no evil… except Karen. Needless to say, that was the end of our beer-for-horseback rides. Yes, it really happened.

This is Super Tuesday. Twelve states and one territory vote today. It should be the last hurrah for Ben Carson and John, John, the Mailman’s Son Kasich. Bernie will still be campaigning, but just for the publicity. He has virtually no chance whatever. Hillary treats the blacks as a nuisance to be tolerated and they still vote for her. I believe Cruz would have some chance of besting Trump one-on-one, but Rubio, the establishment stalking horse, is in it just to split the vote. Our primary here in Illinois is not until March 15, and by then everything will have been decided.

There was a news item, which I will link to, about Trump meeting along with other republican and democrats candidates and the New York Times editorial board. Part of the meeting was on the record, part was (supposedly) off the record. Trump allegedly made claims about his phony stance on illegal immigration to get the nomination. For a supposedly smart man, it is unfathomable that he would think everything would not end up being “leaked” by some unknown source. I have a feeling that after the general election season starts there are a lot of things that the democrats are keeping in their back pocket to harm what slight chance The Donald has of beating The Bitch. Two words….Mark Foley. The day AFTER the close of nominations they showed up with the suggestive e-mails he sent to a 16 year old House page. He disappeared the next day and hasn’t been seen or heard since. They have no qualms about playing dirty as long as they win.

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BLACK HISTORY MONTH IS OVER…SHUT UP ALREADY
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Why I Prefer Old Westerns

The republican primary looks more like a schoolyard game of ‘king of the hill,’ where everybody is trying to knock off the kid at the top of the hill. Cruz and Rubio are both taking shots at Trump who, in actuality, has shot himself in the proverbial foot time and again by addressing David Duke’s endorsement, the Trump University fraud, and blaming the judge in that lawsuit of being biased because he’s Hispanic. Nothing seems to make the Trumpkins waver, as he still draws thousands to hear him hurl threats and insults at everybody.

The Oscars were last night. The annual orgy of self-congratulation by stilted, jaded millionaires whining about climate change, gay rights and diversity, just not in their lily-white world. I read a lot of articles about the gala and decided not to pollute this site with all the meaningless pap.

Multi-multi millionaire finally got his award and used the occasion to whine about climate change:

But the most dramatic moment came towards the end of his speech, when he spoke forcefully about a cause that’s long been near and dear to his heart: climate change. “The Revenant was about a man’s relationship to the natural world, a world that we collectively felt in 2015 as the hottest year in recorded history. Our production needed to move to the southern tip of this planet just to be able to find snow. Climate change is real. It is happening right now. It is the most urgent threat facing our entire species, and we need to work collectively together and stop procrastinating. I thank you all for this amazing award tonight. Let us not take this planet for granted. I do not take tonight for granted.”

If who won last night was important to you, the list of winners is here:
http://nation.foxnews.com/2016/02/29/list-2016-academy-award-winners

While all this was going on I was watching the Encore Western Channel on demand.
Here’s why I prefer westerns:
The bad guy always gets caught/killed in the end
The cowboys never peed or pooped…no toilets in the west
Dance hall girls never took cowboys upstairs for a bucking bronco ride
The six-guns held 37 shots without reloading
When people got shot,there was no recoil backwards and no blood around the wound
The Indians were all white guys wearing shirts so only their faces needed makeup
They all had headbands to hold om their cheap wigs
The good guys could shoot two redskins off galloping horses with one shot
The Indians spoke in deliciously racist terms like:
‘white man speak with forked tongue’
‘me sendum to happy hunting ground’
‘you needum much wampum for Injun maid’
The walk-on actors never had guns… only the main characters went strapped
It was all in good, clean fun. Something political correctness precludes today.
Keep your modern progress…I like it where I am.

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NO MATTER HOW DRUNK THE COWBOY GOT, THE HORSE WAS ALWAYS SOBER ENOUGH TO FIND ITS WAY HOME

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