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INCOME INEQUALITY, OBAMA STYLE

In Obamaworld, income inequality translates to it being unfair that people who work hard, 6-7 days a week, 18 hours per day to build a business, and sacrifice to achieve some financial stability should have more than people who start having kids they can’t/won’t support, drop out of school, and expect to enjoy the good things that other people have worked hard for. Obama took it upon himself to make things even. Not by lifting people out of poverty but by forcing the shrinking middle class into it.

Now comes his seed mother, Mochelle, flashing a $2300 dress at the State of Denial Address

Obama SOTU Talks Income Inequality, Michelle Watches in a $2K Designer Dress

FROM THE TOTALLY UNBIASED PEOPLE MAGAZINE WEBSITE:
The First Lady stole the style spotlight in a yellow-orange wool crepe dress by Narciso Rodriguez at the U.S. Capitol on Tuesday.
Fittingly, Narciso Rodriguez was also the designer behind her 2008 election night dress. Last year, Obama wore a grey Michael Kors suit channeling actress Julianna Marguiles from The Good Wife.

A search of Shopstyle shows this
Narciso Rodriguez sleeveless yellow-orange crepe dress
$2,095

MAYBE SHE KEEPS HER ARMS DOWN BECAUSE MUSLIM WOMEN DON’T SHAVE THEIR PITS?

THIS IS A RIGHT-LEANING WEBSITE. GOOGLE SOTU DRESS AND ALMOST EVERY SOURCE SLOBBERS OVER THIS BIG COW’S STYLE. NOT ADVISED IF YOU’RE A DIABETIC.
Barack Obama‬ #SOTU: ‪Michelle Obama‬ sends message in optic prop yellow dress?
Narciso Rodriguez, who designed Michelle’s dress, labeled the hue “marigold.” Even the designer of the dress appeared to slide under the radar as an important prop during the State of the Union Address. Rodriguez is a Cuban-American designer and some saw this as a nod to the perceived accomplishments of the Obama administration for “the resumption of diplomatic relations.”
http://www.examiner.com/article/barack-obama-sotu-michelle-obama-sends-message-optic-prop-yellow-dress

THIS IS FROM CNN… IT’S BAD, BUT SOME ARE MUCH, MUCH WORSE
Michelle Obama shines in marigold dress at State of the Union

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/13/living/michelle-obama-dress-marigold-narciso-rodriguez-feat/index.html

I’M TRYING TO DO SHORTER POST… BEAR WITH ME

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MY CHILDHOOD HEROES

The images on the screen were in black and white. The sponsors were cars, cleaning products, and hair cream. There was no nudity, no sex, and no profanity. The good guy always won in the end and there was never any doubt the heroes were all man. We kids had control of the television from after school, after chores were done, until supper and for a few hours of Saturday morning cartoons. We were stuck watching whatever dad or mom wanted to watch otherwise. There were three channels and one TV set. The rotary telephone was on a party line and you waited until after 7PM when the rates were cheaper. Granny’s kitchen appliances included a refrigerator, a stove, and a Sunbeam mixer. What she could create with them was nothing short of magical. You did your homework, your folks paid the bills and saw that you were safe and well-cared for. Dad never said ‘I love you’, but you just knew. You were taught to respect your elders, you watched TV together, ate together, and prayed together. I wish more of us still did.
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THE ORIGINAL. IT ALWAYS AMAZED ME HOW GEORGE REEVES COULD PUT ON A PAIR OF HORN-RIMMED GLASSES AND NO ONE RECOGNIZED HIM.
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JACK WEBB AND HARRY MORGAN (TOM TULLY WAS SGT. FRIDAY’S FIRST PARTNER, BUT YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNEW THAT)
WEBB WAS NEVER ACTUALLY A POLICEMAN, BUT HE WAS BURIED WITH FULL POLICE HONORS.
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I SO ENVIED RUSTY… HE GOT TO HANG OUT WITH LT. MASTERS AND RINTY AND HAD HIS OWN PONY. SOME KIDS HAD ALL THE LUCK.
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FRIDAY NIGHT ON CBS. YOU DIDN’T TALK WHILE THIS WAS ON. GRANNY WAS TERRIFIED OF WATER, BUT HAD TO SEE HER PROGRAM. EVERY EPISODE HE’D BE TRAPPED UNDERWATER AND RUNNING OUT OF AIR. SHE’D PUT HER HAND ON HER CHEST AND START TO GASP, BUT HE ALWAYS GOT OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE.
THE NAME OF HIS BOAT WAS ‘THE ARGONAUT’… BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
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THERE HAVE BEEN TARZAN MOVIES MADE SINCE THE SILENT ERA. OLYMPIC SWIMMER JOHNNY WEISMULLER WAS THE ONE I GREW UP WITH. ‘TARZAN THE APE MAN’ CAME OUT ABOUT 1934 AND COULD NEVER BE MADE LIKE IT WAS TODAY. IT WAS SOOOO RACIST WITH ALL THE LOS ANGELES AFRICAN NATIVES SHOUTING ‘JU JU BWANA!’ AND GETTING EATEN BY CROCODILES AND LIONS.
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NO ONE SHOULD HAVE EVER ATTEMPTED TO PLAY THE LONE RANGER AND TONTO AFTER CLAYTON MOORE AND JAY SILVERHEELS. NOT CLINTON SPILSBURY IN 1980 OR ARMIE HAMMER AND JOHNNY DEPP. NEVER SAW EITHER OF THEM. NEVER CARED.
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AT THE END OF THE OZZIE AND HARRIET SHOW, THEIR BABY BOY WOULD OFTEN SING HIS LATEST HIT
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I AM A STONE RIFLEMAN FREAK. IT WAS ON FROM 1958 UNTIL 1963. JOHNNY CRAWFORD AND I ARE THE SAME AGE. THIS SHOW CAN STILL BE FOUND ON MeTV AND I’VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE SO MANY TIMES I KNOW THE DIALOGUE. WHEN I WAS A KID I NEVER REALIZED WHEN HE FIRED AT ALL THE TARGETS WITH HIS WINCHESTER 44/40 IT WAS ALL SPECIAL EFFECTS. IT WAS SOMEWHAT SANCTIMONIOUS, HE RARELY KISSED A GIRL AND HIS KID WAS ALWAYS GETTING KIDNAPPED SO HE HAD TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS TO GET HIM BACK. I KNOW WAY MORE ABOUT THIS SHOW THAN A GROWN MAN SHOULD ADMIT TO.
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ART LINKLETTER STRUCK GOLD ASKING KIDS QUESTIONS, AND ALL IT COST WAS SOME CANDY. GENIUS.
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HOPE THESE MIGHT HAVE BROUGHT BACK A MEMORY OR TWO.

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THE LAST DOG AND PONY SHOW

For the eighth and final time our beloved leader will give a command performance, reading the lies others have written for him, as he has done his entire political life. In past SOTUs he has pretended to give a rat’s ass what Congress or the American people want. Boiled down to the basics it was, is, and will always be about him. I am not an influential member of the media but I can pretty much guess what some of his spewage will cover.

Gun control: He will upbraid the republicans for not whole-heartedly supporting his “common sense” gun grab, saying we must take guns out of people’s houses because accidents may happen. Also, his voters can break into your house, rob, beat, and likely murder you without fear. He would make the entire nation a “gun-free zone.” Of course he only has a year left but the socialists never stop attacking.

Economy: He will doubtless brag about the 5% unemployment rate, given there are 100 million working-age Americans not in the work force.

He will puff about all the new enrollees in Obamacare. This after he’s taken people’s preferred health plans away and forced them to take coverage that is either too expensive or the deductibles run into thousands and thousands of dollars before anything is covered. Being covered does not mean you have access to medical care in a timely manner. Plus, you are forced to take what he gives you or else you pay a penalty. Funny how that works.

He will whine about bringing more Muslim “refugees” here to further infest and endanger the public welfare. Oh, and Christians need not apply. In a final finger in the eye of the public there will be a “refugee” in the box with Barry’s brood sow.

Michelle Obama to Invite Syrian Refugee to SOTU Address on Tuesday

Michelle Obama, fresh off her latest Hawaiian vacation, will bring a Syrian refugee with her to Barack Obama’s final State of the Union Address on Tuesday.

Obama wants to admit another 10,000 Syrian refugees into the US before he leaves office.

It is unlikey the president will mention that Syrian “refugees” participated in the Paris ISIS massacre.

A Syrian scientist stricken with cancer and seeking a new start for his family in Michigan will represent Syrian refugees as a guest of first lady Michelle Obama for the president’s final State of the Union address. Refaai Hamo, his son and three daughters landed at Detroit Metropolitan Airport in December, anxious to rebuild their lives. Hamo fled to Turkey from Syria after a missile attack killed his wife and one other daughter. He was profiled on the popular photo blog Humans of New York as “The Scientist.”

Notice, if you will, that he has nice gray hair without the scraggly lice-infested beard that most of these terrorists do.
http://news.yahoo.com/syrian-refugee-among-first-ladys-guests-state-union-161030150–politics.html

Syrian Refugee, American Muslim, DREAMer, Gay Activist, Join Michelle Obama for State of the Union


As President Obama delivers a defensive State of the Union address, a select group of Americans who are aligned with his agenda will be watching from First Lady Michelle Obama’s box as guests.

This year’s carefully selected guests include a former illegal immigrant, a gay marriage activist, a Syrian refugee, and a Muslim-American.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/01/12/syrian-refugee-american-muslim-dreamer-gay-activist-join-michelle-obama-for-state-of-the-union/

Democrats Invite CAIR Officials to State of Union

Two officials from the Council on American-Islamic Relations will be attending the State of the Union address Tuesday as guests of Democratic lawmakers.

Reps. Zoe Lofgren (Calif.) and Alcee Hastings (Fla.) will both be hosting representatives from CAIR chapters in their respective states, the group announced Monday.

Lofgren will be bringing Sameena Usman, a government relations coordinator in the San Francisco office, while Hastings will host Nezar Hamze, the chief operating officer of the nonprofit’s Florida branch.

The Lamest Duck

President Obama spent the week defending his proposals to curb gun violence, culminating in a CNN town hall. Think about that. What else happened during the last few days that might warrant a presidential town hall? Oh, nothing much: Iranian protesters stormed the Saudi embassy in Tehran after the House of Saud executed a Shiite cleric, escalating sectarian warfare in the Middle East The stock market tumbled on fears of a global economic slowdown A U.S. soldier was killed in action in Afghanistan, where the Taliban controls more ground than at any time since 2001 Iran revealed the existence of an underground ballistic-missile launch site

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/429468/obamas-last-year-his-most-dangerous-yet

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OBAMA: What I think Mark is alluding to is what I said earlier — this notion of a conspiracy out there, and it gets wrapped up in concerns about the federal government. Now, there’s a long history of that. That’s in our DNA. The United States was born suspicious of some distant authority.

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Empty chair to represent victims of gun violence at SOTU; social media fires back with better ideas
The Obama administration’s attempt to dramatically make a point about gun violence at Tuesday’s State of the Union address drew harsh criticism across social media.

Along with the guests invited to sit with the First Lady in her viewing box to watch the president’s final State of the Union will be an empty chair to honor victims of gun violence. The White House released the guest list, which can be viewed at WhiteHouse.gov, explaining that those chosen “exemplify the themes and ideals that the President lays out in his address.”

A FEW TWEETS (THEY WON’T COPY)

Brooks ‎@BrooksErrDay584

Instead of the empty chair at the #SOTU tomorrow representing victims of gun violence, it should represent Obama’s nonexistent leadership.

Mike Darancette ‎@Mhdaran

@benshapiro “Empty chair” in the audience “empty suit” at the podium.

Neal Boortz
✔ ‎@Talkmaster
Hey 0bama! How about an empty chair for Ambassador Chris Stephens at your “I, I, Me, I, ME, I, I,” speech?

The cop who was shot in Philly should be sitting in the “empty chair” at the #SOTU to show how you defend yourself

Ted Cruz
✔ ‎@tedcruz
If I’m elected POTUS, there’ll be an empty seat for the over 50 million unborn children killed since Roe #Stand4Life

Kevin D. Williamson ‎@KevinNR

I do wish @SpeakerRyan would disinvite @POTUS. He holds Congress in contempt; let him give SOTU from Oval Office. Or Denny’s for all I care.

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The State of the Union Is NOT Sound: The Illusion of Obama’s Economic ‘Recovery’
Unemployment has been halved from 10 percent in 2009 to just 5 percent today, the federal deficit has been whittled down from $1.4 trillion in 2009 to under $439 billion in 2015, the stock market has enjoyed some of its best years ever, and gas is cheap — resulting in the auto industry’s record sales in 2015 after nearly going under completely in 2008.

These things are true, but they are an illusion of success. They look good only on Obama’s teleprompter.

The State of the Union is NOT Sound: Part Two

Obama’s legacy of mass dependency, racial division, and anti-government fury
After seven divisive years in office, President Obama is leaving America a bequest of mass dependency, racial division and anti-government fury. The “president of cool” is the king of chaos.

The ability of Americans to care for themselves has declined significantly under Obama, with the number on welfare soaring since he took office. According to U.S. census data, there was an average of 96,197,000 people enrolled in one or more means-tested programs in the fourth quarter of 2008. In 2012, the last year for which the Census Bureau has data available online, there was an average of 109,631,000 Americans in these programs

FLASHBACK—Obama’s First Speech to Congress: We Can’t Pass on to Our Children a Debt They Can’t Pay

“There is, of course, another responsibility we have to our children,” Obama said in that speech. “And that’s the responsibility to ensure that we do not pass on to them a debt they cannot pay. That is critical.”

At this point, a chuckling Obama paused to accept a standing ovation from the chamber. Then-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who was sitting behind the podium, was one of the first to stand and applaud.

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YOU HEAR ONE, YOU’VE HEARF THEM ALL. I WILL BE PREOCCUPIED OTHER THINGS. DON’T KNOW WHAT YET, BUT I’LL FIND SOMETHING.
BE SURE TO CHECK BELOW…THERE’S SOME PRETTY GOOD STUFF

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THE JAWBONE OF AN ASS

Holy Scripture tells us that Samson took the skeletal mandible of an equine beast of burden and slew his enemies. At the tender age of about seven I once stood up in church and loudly and proudly recalled that he “whipped the shit” out of the Philistines. After a phone call from Pastor Bob to my granny, I had a pretty good idea how the Philistines felt. Who could have known that two millennia later a similar bone would be located in the skull of a lazy, incompetent but completely evil man illegally ruling over a once-great country that had turned away from God. We are now reaping the seeds of chaos and destruction because of the tyranny of a Godless majority. They feel nothing, know nothing and only worship the golden idol of a free lifestyle.
The shortest verse in the bible: “Jesus wept.”
This week’s pathetic joke: Obama wept.
I am in no way whatsoever equating the two. Although 96% of black peoples would.

Did anybody else notice when Barry was wiping the mentholated rub under his eye to produce false tears which finger he used?

The tears of a clown
Like a kid who begs his parents for a PlayStation by crying uncontrollably in the electronics aisle in Target, Barack Obama believes that weeping and crying over “gun violence” should sway us to look the other way while he shits all over the Separation of Powers and the Second Amendment.

I have never been a big fan of “The ends justifies the means.”

And just so we’re clear, I don’t give a crap about “doing anything we can” to “reduce gun violence” if “anything we can” includes violating the Constitution, defying the will of the people, and bypassing the Legislative Branch.

Because the ends do not justify the means.
http://patriotretort.com/the-tears-of-a-clown/

How to fake cry with Barack Obama VIDEO
Want to learn how to fake cry like Barack Obama did today as his fascist gun control speech? It’s really quite simple. It’s all acting 101. Below is a video of how Obama faked crying that has since sent the media into a swoon. The same media who routinely mocked John Boehner for crying.

How to fake cry with Barack Obama VIDEO


You too can cry on demand, just like Barack Obama.

You know, with all the complaints about how ‘white’ the Oscars are, here is a perfect chance to give Obama an academy award for his dramatic fascist performance today. It’s win-win. The lily-white Hollywood leftists can finally give a black guy an award and claim they aren’t just like their KKK grandparents and racists.

So let’s review. Obama cries like a choomganger and the media fawns. John Boehner cried like a mentally unstable drunk and the media would mock. Talk about double standards.
http://www.fireandreamitchell.com/2016/01/05/how-to-fake-cry-with-barack-obama-video/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+FireAndreaMitchell+%28Fire+Andrea+Mitchell%21+Exposing+Liberal+bias+cause+the+MSM+doesn%27t+have+to.%29

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President Obama gets tearful during gun control pitch; invokes women’s suffrage, slavery and LGBTQ rights

“Five years ago this week, a sitting member of Congress (Gabby Giffords) and 18 others were shot at at a supermarket in Tucson, Arizona. It wasn’t the first time I had to talk to the nation in response to a mass shooting, nor would it be the last. Ft. Hood, Binghamton, Aurora, Oak Creek, Newtown, the Navy yard, Santa Barbara Charleston, San Bernardino,” he said.

The president lamented the fact that he had to give his “routine” speech about how he respects the Second Amendment even while usurping it.

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/01/05/president-obama-gives-tearful-speech-on-gun-control-gun-lobby-cannot-hold-america-hostage-291346?hvid=3riCue#ixzz3waKozTGS

Obama: “I Know The Second Amendment – I Taught Constitutional Law”

Did you know that he also taught constitutional law? Yeah, he proudly mentioned that aspect of his former life when discussing his new executive actions on gun policy today. So, have no fear America; Obama is an authority on this subject; he knows what he’s talking about because he’s taught a class on constitutional law.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2016/01/05/obama-i-know-the-second-amendment-you-knowi-taught-constitutional-law-n2100257

THERE’S ONE TINY DETAIL HE’S OMITTING: HE NEVER TAUGHT LAW! HE WAS A GUEST LECTURER.
Of course, it makes no difference, but in the interest of historical accuracy,here’s the truth.
The Truth About Obama’s Teaching At Chicago Law School
How Obama got a job teaching law: It was a political favor. The law school actually had turned down his application to teach there.
◾ What his academic title was: Obama was a “lecturer,” never a “professor,” not even an “adjunct” professor. The distinctions between/among these academic titles are important. A lecturer (or “instructor”) is someone who is hired on a year-by-year basis, without going through a competitive rigorous screening or possessing sterling academic credentials.
◾ How other faculty members regarded him: They thought him lazy and unqualified.
◾ What he taught at the law school: Although he was hired to teach Constitutional Law, Obama instead taught Machiavellian power politics à la Saul Alinsky, the Marxist ideologue who dedicated his book on community organizing, Rules for Radicals, to the fallen evil angel Lucifer.
Chicago Law Prof on Obama: “The professors hated him because he was lazy, unqualified, and never attended any of the faculty meetings.”

http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2010/04/02/the-truth-about-obamas-teaching-at-chicago-law-school/

Obama Cites Jesus in Push for Gun Control: ‘Greater Love Hath No Man Than This…’
STANDING ON THE BODIES OF THE DEAD IS PART OF HIS ACT
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The president used the passage in reference to the death of Zaevion Dobson, a 15-year-old who was killed in Tennessee in December while protecting three girls from gunfire:
“He gave his life to save theirs, an act of heroism a lot bigger than anything we should ever expect from a 15-year-old. ‘Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.’

“We are not asked to do what Zaevion Dobson did. We’re not asked to have shoulders that big, a heart that strong, reactions that quick. I’m not asking people to have that same level of courage or sacrifice or love. But if we love our kids and care about their prospects and if we love this country and care about its future, then we can find the courage to vote. We can find the courage to get mobilized and organized.”

http://cnsnews.com/blog/mark-judge/greater-love-hath-no-man-obama-quotes-jesus-push-gun-control

Andrea Tantaros Says Obama Fake-Cried. But it Gets Better…

http://louderwithcrowder.com/andrea-tantaros-says-what-were-all-thinking-obama-fake-cried/#ixzz3waOxqAUv

Sarah Palin Responds to Obama’s Tears for Gun Control: ‘Obama Wept’

“America is forced to weep over Obama’s release of violent criminals into our communities – like the 121 illegal aliens who committed murders after they were released from custody by the Obama administration instead of being deported. And that doesn’t take into account the others we don’t know about.

“The whole world weeps waiting for American leadership in these troubled times as Islamic savages commit genocide against the Christians of the Middle East and terrorize innocent people in cities across the globe.

“Meanwhile, Obama wept as he blamed law-abiding patriots for the nation’s insecurity and sought to strip them of the Constitutional rights that generations of Americans shed blood to protect.

“Obama wept, while we all continue to weep for our country and the civilized world.”

The Tearful Dictator

“The tyrant cries.

“While announcing his new slate of gun control measures designed to pave the way for a national gun registration regime, President Obama welled up in a press conference on Tuesday. He’d spent nearly half an hour berating Republicans, American voters and the National Rifle Association for their supposed intransigence in failing to embrace his executive actions. Finally, he reached up to his eyes, rubbed at them, and as tears wet his cheeks, he stated, ‘Every time I think about those kids, it gets me mad. … We need voters who want safer gun laws, and who are disappointed in leaders who stand in their way, to remember come election time.'”

http://townhall.com/columnists/benshapiro/2016/01/06/the-tearful-dictator-n2100366?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl&newsletterad=

Uh, What: Obama Says Violent Felons Can Just Buy Guns Online
IT MATTERS NOT A WHIT, BUT THIS IS ANOTHER LIE

“A violent felon can buy the exact same weapon over the internet with no background check, no questions asked”? No, Mr. President, violent criminals can’t just go online and buy firearms. That’s illegal.

Lars Dalseide of the National Rifle Association’s Institute for Legislative Action told Townhall, “any sale from any licensed dealer first has to go through a background check. It doesn’t matter if he’s selling the firearm at a store, online, or at a gun show. When it comes to online sales, guns can only be transferred to the buyer through a federally licensed firearms dealer – that’s the law.”

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2016/01/05/uh-what-obama-says-violent-felons-can-just-buy-guns-online-n2100146

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POST-HOLIDAY LETDOWN BLUES

New Year is behind us, it is now time to look forward to 4 months of winter, pitchers and catchers reporting to spring training in 7 weeks, and the beginning in earnest of the spectacle of replacing a muslim socialist with a rapist’s co-enabler and inveterate liar to continue leading the country in its downward spiral. Perhaps the only positive aspect will be the media left frothing over a republican candidate who won’t apologize for telling the truth.

My beloved wife spent the last part of last week visiting her father, so for New Year’s Eve it was dinner for two…me and Hungry Man frozen dinner. The college football playoffs were on, and I turned in about 8:30. Hopefully no one was unfortunate enough to witness the sophomoric behavior of the hacks at Clinton News Network. In case you missed the Emmy-worthy dialogue, here is some of it:

How did Kathy Griffin kick off CNN’s New Year’s Eve coverage tonight? By asking Anderson Cooper about his “sexual relationship with Caitlyn Jenner.”

Not to be outdone,their token black, Don Lemon, posited this career-builder:

Just when you thought CNN could not top sink any lower.
Drunk Don Lemon tells comedienne Kathy Griffin she’s got a nice rack on live TV.

“She’s got my balls and I’ve gotta say Kathy nice rack. I didn’t know you had all that.”

You could have lived your whole life without seeing that, couldn’t you?

THERE ARE A FEW ITEMS TODAY, BUT MOSTLY VIDEOS. BECAUSE I’M LAZY. SUE ME.

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LIKE HIM OR NOT, TRUMP IS THE ONLY ONE WILLING TO GET IN THE KLINTOONS’ FACES ABOUT THEIR WHORING WAYS.
HILLO

SPEAKING OF STUPID SIGNS
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ONE MORE YEAR

It’s been seven long, cruel, heartbreaking years we have suffered under the tyranny of an incompetent, vainglorious monster whose sole qualification for the most important job in the world is that a liberal tramp spread her legs for an African philanderer. Many media outlets post lists of significant people and events that happened in the year past but I’m not much for lists and I’d rather forget a large majority of 2015. I just pray the Lord give us strength to endure the next 386 days until the muslim trash struts from the White House and the corrupt Queen of Lies and her rapist partner set about finishing off what’s left of this once-great nation.

Sitting President

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OK, OK, I’LL ADMIT IT. I LISTENED TO MANILOW.
I ALSO HAD WORE POLYESTER LEISURE SUITS AND DANCED THE HUSTLE.
IT’S JUST ANOTHER NEW YEAR’S EVE BARRY MANILOW

THERE…CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL

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HITTING AND RUNNING

….before something hits back.

Strike while the iron’s hot
Make hay while the sun shines
A stitch in time saves nine
Speak in haste, repent in leisure
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse
If you have to ask how much, you can’t afford it
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
A Bush in the hand is worth 100,000 Obamas (just made that one up)
If your nose runs and your feet smell you were built upside down
The last thing a bug sees as it hits the windshield is his ass

The preceding is an excerpt from my upcoming book: Words of Wisdom from My Grandparents and Other Nonsensical Crap

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THIS IS A SORE SPOT WITH ME; I NEED ONE OF THESE WHEN I GO TO WALMART BECAUSE OF MY COPD.
WHEN I GET THERE AND ALL THE CARTS ARE BEING USED, THERE ARE ALWAYS SOME 300 POUNDERS RIDING AROUND, WITH HER FIVE KIDS PUSHING A CARTFUL OF JUNK FOOD BECAUSE HER EBT CARD HAD MONEY ON IT.
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TWO ITALIAN FRIENDS OF GRANPA WANTED HIM TO GROW SOME ZUCCHINI FOR THEM
(SOME CALL THEM KUGUTSA)
WE LET THEM GROW AND THEY LOOKED LIKE THIS.
ERNIE AND WHITEY WERE HORRIFIED. WE DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HARVEST THEM WHILE THEY’RE STILL YOUNG, ABOUT A FOOT OR SO LONG
TRUE STORY
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[CtH: They taste so bad when they’re this size …. target practice is really all they’re good for!  LOL]

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[CtH: True story from my neighborhood … my gf and I were out for a stroll and literally fell over laughing when we saw a neighbor vacuuming his grass. Turned out, it’s the best way to get all the driveway gravel that got shoveled up with snow out of the grass at the end of winter, so it doesn’t get caught in mower blades, dinging them and getting flung around like shrapnel. Our up-the-hill neighbor did this shrapnel thing once, hit our house so hard with the rock that it shook the windows and dented the siding! Anyway, I was really annoyed with myself for laughing, because we also have a gravel driveway, so I had to eat crow while I shop vacced our grass. However, this chick in the photo … upright vac outside and no gravel?  Yeah, probably drugs.]

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JUST A FEW WORDS

You may have been wondering (but probably not) why there wasn’t a Christmas post with some of my favorite music videos, as has been my wont for the last four years. Sometime between when I left for work last Wednesday and when I got home the video component of the Univac machine lapsed into a coma and the screen would not light up. I have confessed numerous times that I’m a total incompetent when it comes to all things electronic-related. For three days the black screen just stared, mocking my pain. The internet is my only connection to world events and I seemed to have been as addicted to it as many are to their stupid cell phones.

Friday a co-worker brought me a spare monitor he had and after a beautiful Christmas dinner I pressed my stepson into service connecting it to my erstwhile unit. Nothing happened. So he reconnected my old monitor and lo and behold, it started working. He fiddled with the mouse and said that may have been the problem. Saturday as I dressed for work dW came in to check her Facebook page, since it’s the only thing she does to keep up with her family. After about 10 minutes it crashed. I have no clue what an AMD driver is, but they stopped working. It will happen again.

I priced new computer towers and they are extremely expensive and all now use Windows 10 as an operating system, which I want no part of. The only recourse is to get a refurbished unit with Windows 7 installed and keep it as a backup. Otherwise my life with the internet will come to an end when this machine breathes its last, since I don’t have a tech guy anymore. I managed three days without committing a felony and developed a deep appreciation for cable television. Since my illness three years ago I’ve been living on borrowed time and my relationship with the interwebs is in the same condition.

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT TROUBLES??
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WHERE ELSE CAN YOU FIND SO MUCH IDIOCY IN ONE PLACE?

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LADY TAKES A LEAK

With apologies to the late Billie Holliday

So the democrats had a debate Saturday night. The extravaganza drew an audience of 8 million, about the same as a rerun of South Park. It was painfully obvious to any objective observer that this was a monumental waste of broadcast time in an effort to hide the fact that their nominee is an arrogant slut whose pomposity and hubris were on full display. There was little of note during this little get-together except another Clinton lie about Trump being a recruiter for ISIS. Her campaign first defended the statement, then later admitted it was just another lie. At that point,what difference did it make?

I’m not at all comfortable with Trump as the Republican nominee, but at this point if Cankles is destined to succeed to the throne at least the months-long food fight between those two would be worth it. A last hurrah for the nation, as it were.

HER VIEW ON THE WAR ON TERROR
Clinton On ISIS: “We Now Finally Are Where We Need to Be”

BERNIE IS IN THE RACE STRICTLY FOR COMIC RELIEF… QUIT WHINING
Bernie Sanders campaign manager accuses DNC of being in the tank for Hillary Clinton

Dem Debate: Hillary Clinton Dodges Responsibility for Libya
YOU EXPECTED DIFFERENT?

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton twice dodged moderator Martha Raddatz’s simple question on Libya at Saturday night’s Democratic debate in Manchester, New Hampshire: “How much responsibility do you bear for the chaos that followed elections?”

Well, first, let’s remember why we became part of a coalition to stop Gadhafi from committing massacres against his people. The United States was asked to support the Europeans and the Arab partners that we had. And we did a lot of due diligence about whether we should or not. And eventually, yes, I recommended and the President decided that we would support the action to protect civilians on the ground and that led to the overthrow of Gadhafi. BLAH,BLAH,FREAKIN’ BLAH
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/19/dem-debate-hillary-clinton-dodges-responsibility-for-libya/

LADY TAKES A POTTY BREAK

Hillary Clinton Missed Debate Because She Wouldn’t Share A Bathroom

Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton was late getting back to the debate stage Saturday night because she didn’t want to share a restroom with a Martin O’Malley staffer.
Clinton reportedly went to the ladies’ room during the commercial break, according to The Boston Globe. Clinton even had a campaign employee on bathroom duty to make sure Clinton could quickly get inside the restroom and return to the stage. But when that staffer let in O’Malley spokeswoman Lis Smith, Clinton waited outside.
And the Clinton camp is reeling from a Breitbart News report that the DNC is really not so fair and impartial in this primary. How could it be? After all, the Clinton campaign is funding the DNC and its state-level get-out-the-vote efforts!

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/20/hillary-clinton-missed-debate-wouldnt-share-bathroom/

I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS CURMUDGEON’S HANDIWORK OR GRUNT’S
IT’S HILARIOUS

I contacted our cub reporter Scoop and asked if he could do a little snooping. Here’s the exclusive report he filed just a few minutes ago.

CHAPPAQUA, NY—According to sources close to the Clinton campaign, Hillary has taken to spending more and more time in the can. Aides are concerned that she may meet the same fate as Elvis who was rumored to have died on the toilet due to “overexertion in the privy.”

The source, who asked to remain anonymous, said that she clenches her fists, grabs hold of the toilet seat and really bears down. She has been seen with beads of sweat dotting her aged forehead after emerging from the bathroom.

The unnamed source allowed our reporter to hide in the corner of the guest house living room where the former Secretary of State was doing a photo shoot for a rather famous company that produces a toilet spray designed to trap unpleasant bathroom odors.
http://www.politicalclownparade.blogspot.com/2015/12/oh-poo.html

DIANNY COULDN’T RESIST

The Most Tardy Woman in the World

Posted on December 20, 2015 by Dianny

Apparently Hillary Clinton was about as interested in the Democrat Debate as I was.

During the commercial break that happened at 9:30 pm, Hillary was a wee bit tardy in getting back when the debate started up again nearly six minutes later.
“Sorry” says the most tardy woman in the world.

Now, at the previous debate, Hillary made a joke that, as a woman she needed more time in the restroom. I’m a woman. I can be in and out of a bathroom in under a minute. And that includes washing my hands. The only time it has taken me longer is if I have to wait in line. And something tells me that the bathrooms provided for the candidates aren’t being flooded by people, but rather, are private facilities in green rooms. So unless she ate nothing but bean burritos and Ex-Lax the entire day, why the hell would she need more than five minutes?

I have my theories.

Hillary: Trump’s a Bigot; Guns Help Terrorists, Not You

Hillary Clinton on Saturday laid out what could be themes for her upcoming general election campaign, saying Donald Trump is a bigot and guns help terrorists, not average Americans.
“He is becoming ISIS’s best recruiter. They are going to people showing videos of Donald Trump insulting Islam and Muslims in order to recruit more radical jihadists. So I want to explain why this is not in America’s interest to react with this kind of fear and respond to this sort of bigotry.”

Like President Obama before her, Clinton linked gun violence to terrorism, with the implicit suggestion that limiting Second Amendment rights could help combat ISIS attacks in America.

Hillary: Trump’s a Bigot; Guns Help Terrorists, Not You

ABC Lets Stephanopoulos Host Pre, Post-Debate; Teams with Brazile to Tout ‘Battle-Tested’ Hillary
HEY, SHE WAS HIS BOSS
Showing that they’ve learned next to nothing from the George Stephanopoulos/Clinton Foundation scandal, ABC allowed its chief anchor in Stephanopoulos to anchor its pre-game coverage of Saturday’s Democratic presidential debate.

Not surprisingly, the former Clinton White House official teamed with DNC Vice Chairwoman Donna Brazile to gush over how Hillary Clinton has “found her footing during the fall” and has been “battle tested” following e-mail server and Clinton Foundation scandals that rocked her candidacy earlier in the year.

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/curtis-houck/2015/12/19/abc-lets-stephanopoulos-host-pre-post-debate-teams-brazile-tout#sthash.lUrJ6bhk.dpuf

ABC’s Raddatz Throws Softball to Hillary on First Spouses; ‘Is It Time to Change the Role?’
In the final set of questions of Saturday’s Democratic presidential debate prior to the closing statements, ABC’s co-moderator Martha Raddatz served up a massive softball to frontrunner Hillary Clinton concerning how former President Bill Clinton would function as a member of the First Family if Hillary is elected president.

Promising “to make a very sharp turn as we wrap things up here,” Raddatz began by explaining to Clinton: “First Ladies, as you well know, have used their position to work on important causes like literacy and drug abuse, but they also supervise the menus, the flowers, the holiday ornaments and White House decor.”

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/curtis-houck/2015/12/19/abcs-raddatz-throws-softball-hillary-first-spouses-it-time-change#sthash.76teaXbU.dpuf

THIS WAS HER TREATMENT OF DR. CARSON:

Palmieri struggles to defend Hillary Clinton’s claim that videos of Trump are ISIS recruitment tools
TOUGH TO BE THE BUTCHERS’ PRESS SECRETARY

Hillary Clinton to Unleash Her ‘Not So Secret Weapon’ Bill Clinton in January
PREDICTION: WE WILL BE REGALED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER ABOUT HOW HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY PRODUCED BUDGET SURPLUSES.
THE FACT THAT HE ENJOYED THE LABORS OF A REAGAN AND BUSH ECONOMY, THE DOT COM BUBBLE, AND A REPUBLICAN HOUSE LED BY NEWT GINGRICH TO CONTROL SPENDING, IS IRRELEVANT.

Former President Bill Clinton joined his wife Hillary in a surprise appearance after the third Democratic debate at a watch party, in Manchester, New Hampshire, Saturday night.

Clinton stood side by side with her husband, saying the former president will be out on the campaign trail in January.
“I think this is fair to say that starting in January, I will have my not so secret weapon,” she said. “We’re going to cover as much ground as we possibly can.”
It was the first time the former president made a public appearance immediately following one of the debates.

President Clinton also took to the mic to address the crowd at the local tavern.

HEY, MR. PRESIDENT: ARE YOU STILL DATING?
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hillary-clinton-unleash-secret-weapon-bill-clinton-january/story?id=35870901

This is probably the last political post before Christmas.
We all need a break.

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T-MINUS SEVEN DAYS

It’s that magical time of year that children relish and (some) adults view with consternation. Months of buildup, shopping, decorating, wrapping, and for those of faith, worshipping. One certain sign of the season is our vaunted leader slithering off to squat on somebody else’s property in Hawaii for 2 1.2 weeks with his brood sow, uninterested offspring, his vehicles, Secret Service guards, his golf clubs, surf boards and an entourage of media bootlickers. It is his eighth straight year to party on our dime. Reports are it’s his last, but I’d bet even when Hillary replaces him he’ll sneak in one last fling on our dime. To add insult to injury, he’ll use the families of the San Bernardino victims to reiterate ‘that’s not who we are.’

Obama Schedule || Friday, December 18, 2015

1:50 pm EST || Holds a press conference; Briefing Room
5:15 pm EST || Departs for Hawaii vacation
7:55 pm PST || Arrives in San Bernardino, California
7:55 pm PST || Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama visit privately with families of victims of the terrorist attack; San Bernardino
9:35 pm PST || Departs San Bernardino
1:05 am HST || Arrives in Honolulu, Hawaii

In other news, what we already knew was reaffirmed when Lyin’ Paul Ryan pushed through a $1.1 TRILLION dollar omnibus spending bill to fund all of Obama’s wants, including another two year delay of the “Cadillac tax” on unions until Barry goes wherever he plans to live off the labor of others. The bill passed with a majority of Democrat votes and a corps of GOP backstabbers. Long live bipartisanship.

There was a Republican debate on CNN Tuesday. Wolf Blitzed tried to incite a food fight between Trump and Cruz. It was as predictable as it was boring.

There’s going to be a Democrat debate, if you can call it that, on Saturday night. This is by design. Their candidate of destiny is so toxic, they go to great lengths to minimize her exposure to the public because she’s so unlikeable. Or as unlikeable as a greedy, power-mad profane bitch with the blood of innocents on her hands can be.

I listen to Redeye radio while I’m working in the wee hours of the morning, and the other day they had a Trunp supporter call in. It was a little unsettling to hear one of his followers who supported not only his plan to impose tarriffs on imported goods, but his support for single-payer medical insurance. I’ve never been comfortable with a candidate who was a Democrat until a little more than a year ago. Sure, he’s bombastic but I liken him to green wood… a lot of smoke but no fire. Michael Bloomberg ran for mayor of New York as a Republican because there was less competition. He became an independent when he decided he was bigger than the law and ran for a third term, which had not been allowed until he changed the rules. Trump just strikes me the same way.

This will be my fifth Christmas here with you. Next week,I’ll post some of my favorite music and, of course, some funny stuff.

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THEY SHOULD BE MOWED DOWN!
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“GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE”…..Barack Obama
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xmas

Fahrenheit Fairy Tale

I WENT TO WALMART YESTERDAY TO PICK UP A PRESCRIPTION. THEY HAVE ABOUT 20 ELECTRIC CARTS THERE. THEY WERE ALL BEING USED. THIS TIME OF YEAR IS A LIFE LESSON IN MAN’S INHUMANITY TO MAN.

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