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RARE AND SELDOM SEEN

That’s one term collectors of antique and vintage items use to describe some pieces in whatever their field of interest is. It can also be a description of days this poster is not crabby, grumpy, belligerent, whiny, disagreeable, sarcastic, bitchy, obstinate, opinionated, grouchy, bitter or profane. This is one of those rare and seldom seen days. The weekend, once again, was proof there is nothing in this world so important as family. During the past week, RJ’s team took third in their league tournament.

On Saturday, RJ’s big sis, who is 14 going on 30, played in the all-star softball tournament. She played left, third base and pitched an inning. Keep in mind, these girls play fast pitch and some of them can really bring it. Here she is with the game ball.

Yesterday was Tyler’s 7th birthday party. His blood count had been low so he spent most of the week in the hospital. He was released on Friday and had the party yesterday. He has dark circles under his eyes and he’s really, really tired. Nobody should have to go through what he is. But he has a loving support group and he’s unbelievably strong. He has about a million Legos and loves to play with his older cousin, RJ.

It’s things like this that help keep you grounded in reality when every instinct you have is to say: screw it, it’s not worth it. There’s an awful lot we can learn from kids when we take the time to listen.

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“IT IS A POVERTY THAT A CHILD MUST DIE SO YOU MAY LIVE AS YOU WISH”….MOTHER THERESA

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BARRY IN WONDERLAND

While we were all enjoying the weekend, our illustrious leader was knocking them dead with his boffo performance in his home country of Kenya. As is the case here, several women reportedly named their latest chirrens Air Force One…. that part is not a joke. Considering the mishmosh of vowels and consonants the modern urban matriarchs hang on their unfortunate future felonious offspring, not really that unusual. One can only imagine what a complete buffoon he appeared to be to the genuine thugs when he started lecturing them about civil rights for queers. They silently bid him to push off home, but keep the foreign aid coming.

Obama in Africa: I’m Proud To Be First Kenyan-American President
NAIROBI, Kenya — President Barack Obama spoke proudly of his Kenyan heritage before a raucous and affectionate crowd in Nairobi on Sunday.

“I am proud to be the first American president to come to Kenya, and of course I’m the first Kenyan-American to be president of the United States,” he told the packed sports hall in Nairobi, to the loud cheers of over 4,500 people in the audience. It was the time he referred to himself as such.

REMEMBER HOW THE LEFT SLURRED SARAH PALIN AS “CARIBOU BARBIE?”

THAT’S RIGHT, ONLY $250 MILLION DOWN AND 60 PAYMENTS OF $100 MILLION AND THIS CREAM PUFF OF AN AIRCRAFT IS YOURS!JUST SIGN HER

AND TONIGHTS WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS ARE:

THIS IS THE NEWEST CHAPTER OF THE NAACP

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/obama-africa-im-proud-be-first-kenyan-american-president-n398571

In Kenya, Obama blends blunt messages with warm reflections
NAIROBI, Kenya (AP) — President Barack Obama mixed blunt messages to Kenya’s leaders on gay rights, corruption and counterterrorism Saturday with warm reflections on his family ties to a nation that considers him a local son.

He foreshadowed a focus on Kenya in his post-White House life, saying, “I’ll be back.”
AVOID THE RUSH…GO NOW

After he is freed from the constraints of the presidency in early 2017, Obama said he hoped to do philanthropic work in Kenya that builds on administrative initiatives. He also promised that he would be joined on a return trip by Michelle Obama and daughters Malia and Sasha, who did not travel with the president on this trip.

Obama said that next time he’s back, “I may not be wearing a suit.”

TRY TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT,FOLKS.
http://townhall.com/news/world/2015/07/25/obama-in-kenya-africa-is-on-the-move-n2030259

Laughable’: Obama lectures Kenya on corruption — guess who he calls a model of reform?

If nothing else, the presidential trip to Kenya proves one thing: Barack Obama lives in his own sense of reality — where rose colored glasses are a prerequisite.

In addition to ignoring warnings from Kenyan politicians and religious leaders about challenging the African country on gay rights, Obama also lectured his hosts on government corruption.

And he used Chicago as a positive example!

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Chicago is cleaned up? Is this a comedy routine???

@RichardGrenell hanging his hopes on the fact they don’t read news stories about Chicago?

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/07/26/laughable-obama-lectures-kenya-on-corruption-guess-who-he-calls-a-model-of-reform-229180#ixzz3h6gA02ms

Zing! Kenyan president shuts Obama up on gay rights

Despite being warned ahead of time by Kenyan political and religious leaders not to push for gay rights during his trip to the African country, an arrogant President Barack Obama lectured the country anyway.

“When you start treating people differently not because of any harm they are doing to anybody, but because they are different, that’s the path whereby freedoms begin to erode. And bad things happen,” Obama said Saturday at a news conference.

And Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta responded by fully rejecting Obama’s appeal.
KENYATTA: “OOBA GOOBA!”
TRANSLATION: GO BUGGER A WATER BUFFALO,ASSHAT

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/07/25/zing-kenyan-president-shuts-obama-up-on-gay-rights-229130#ixzz3h6hpJG35

Obama pushes for end to crippling crisis in South Sudan
OBAMA IS THE FIRST PHONY AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO VISIT ETHIOPIA
THERE’S PROBABLY A REASON FOR THAT
ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia (AP) — President Barack Obama launched a personal push for peace in South Sudan on Monday, convening African leaders for urgent talks in neighboring Ethiopia aimed at keeping the world’s newest nation from collapsing amid civil war.
“The possibilities of renewed conflict in a region that has been torn by conflict for so long, and has resulted in so many deaths, is something that requires urgent attention from all of us,” Obama said. “We don’t have a lot of time to wait.”
WAS HE TALKING ABOUT SOUTH SUDAN OR BALTIMORE??
The talks on South Sudan came on the sidelines of Obama’s visit to Ethiopia, his second stop on a trip to East Africa. He urged Ethiopia’s leaders to curb crackdowns on press freedoms and political opposition, warning that failure to do so could upend economic progress in a country seeking to move past years of poverty and famine.

“When all voices are being heard, when people know they are being included in the political process, that makes a country more successful,” Obama said during a news conference with Ethiopian Prime Minister Hailemariam Desalegn.

ETHIOPIAN MINISTER: YOU A HYPOCRITICAL PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT,HALF-BREED

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-holds-talks-security-human-rights-ethiopia-074938145.html#

Obama the dad-dancer: President shows off his moves alongside Kenyan pop stars and the country’s president during state dinner in Nairobi
Sauti Sol played song Sura Yako during Saturday night dinner in Nairobi
Obama, Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta, his wife Margaret and national security adviser Susan Rice joined group in traditional Lipala dance
Kenyatta and Obama shared stage after American president criticized the host country for its record on gay rights
JUST HAVIN’ FUN;
OBAMA SHOWS THE NATIVES THE LATEST HIP-HOP DANCE MOVES:THE BLACK LIVES MATTER BOOGIE AND THE COPS MUST DIE STOMP

COMPARED TO ME,YO ASS IS WHITE!!
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3175385/Obama-dances-Kenya-pop-stars-Sauti-Sol-country-s-president-state-dinner-Nairobi.html#ixzz3h6lk3JK3

HOPEFULLY THIS POST MAKES UP IN HUMOR WHAT IT LACKS IN STYLE

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DOWN AND DIRTY

There’s nothing down or dirty about this post, it’s just hard coming up with cutesy titles every day. As CtH mentioned on yesterday’s thread, she and I are pretty much housebound so we have the time to do this. If you were at home as much as we are, you’d figure out what a vast wasteland daytime television is. Chrissy doesn’t watch it, while I have every conceivable channel. There is a block of court shows on an independent station weekday mornings that I watch sometimes. The common denominator in all of them is that 60-70% of litigants are your basic minority types. I discovered they make up the most wacky reasons to get on TV, parents vs. chirrens, siblings, etc., because they get a trip to the city where the show is taped, get put up in a hotel the night before the taping, plus they get an appearance fee, which is usually a pool of money that any judgements are awarded are deducted from then the rest is split.

There’s a show called Paternity Court, which is a Maury ripoff. There was a recent episode where a tramp dragged not one, not two, but three possible sperm donors for her furry-headed little tax credit. After all three had their DNA tests, Q’UELLE SURPRISE! it was NONE of them. Now,I’m no expert on such things, but isn’t a woman’s cycle no more than a few days, or can she conceive anytime? One of the greatest problems we have today is there are no longer fathers, mothers, husbands and wives. It’s all baby mama and baby daddy. That depersonalizes relationships and makes the sex act as casual as a handshake for far too many who simply refer to it as “hooking up.” I was no angel back in my wasted youth, but at least I always found out what the woman’s name was before things got sticky (pun intended).

Other shows have a lot of money, a loan or a gift, and always, it’s ‘I’ll pay you back when I get my taxes.’ That’s the big day in the hood when all the baby mamas get they earned income credit for all the little chirrens with different last names.

Dog bite cases are frequent as well.Guess what breed is responsible in 99.99999% of cases.

NOW AREN’T YOU GRATEFUL YOUR LIFE ISN’T AS PATHETIC AS MINE?

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SHOULDN’T THAT BE ENTRE-MANURE?
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SHE BE ALL LIKE: WHAT’S MINE IS MINE AND WHAT’S YOURS IS MINE TOO
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THE OCCASIONAL DAILY DISH

My good buddy Chrissy has been posting such outstanding items with her typical accuracy and flair that I feel kinda stupid posting a bunch of links through the basic copy and paste technique. How many links are enough? How many are too many?

Image added by CtH … becuz I could.  ::snork::

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I have no idea. I really do try to find positive, uplifting things to offer a glimmer of hope in the sea of despair, but they’re harder to find than an illegal with valid car insurance. Sometimes I wish I had a life.

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THIS IS WHAT WE’VE ALLOWED OURSELVES TO BECOME
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A POST OF LITTLE IMPORT

No frills, no rants, just the normal mix of good and bad… mostly bad.
After much thought I’ve decided since Cankles will almost surely take the shreds of what used to be the greatest nation on earth once Obama is finished his “transformation” and deliver the coup de gras, I’ve decided to simply enjoy the clown show being staged by The Donald and the media whores. Since the Titanic is sinking might as well enjoy the band playing while we can.

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THE STREAK CONTINUES

If anybody had noticed one of last week’s postings you would know that I commented that every day brings a new reason to loathe this sorry piece of shit ruining the country. The day after I posted it, a puddle of fetid pig vomit killed five innocents before keeping his date with his pedophile prophet to bugger each other in hell. On that very day,the First Dickhead issued a statement wishing all goat f*ckers a happy day.
Statement by the President on the Occasion of Eid-ul-Fitr
https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2015/07/16/statement-president-occasion-eid-ul-fitr

(If you don’t read that shit…I don’t blame you. I didn’t either.)

Then he took the occasion to go before the cameras and feign sympathy for the military people he holds in utter contempt.

His statement interrupted an episode of Judge Judy. Thank goodness for cable.

In his continuing effort to rub as much salt in the wounds he’s opened, he then jetted off to New York for a little R&R , taking in a show, having dinner hanging with his tax exemptions and, of course, doing a fundraiser.

After Marines Slaughtered By Islamic Terrorist, Obama Jets Off To Broadway Show, Fundraiser
The White House has not released further details about the trip, but the New York Post reports he plans to attend a matinee showing of the Broadway show “Hamilton” on Saturday before returning to Washington.

Obama will also attend a DNC fundraiser tonight, which is typical behavior after major national tragedies. Less than 24-hours after the 9/11 Benghazi attacks, he jetted off to Las Vegas for a fundraiser. After American journalist James Foley was beheaded by ISIS, he hit the golf course.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/07/17/after-marines-slaughtered-by-islamic-terrorist-obama-jets-off-to-broadway-show-n2026847

Standing O for the Obamas! The President and his girls steal the show on Broadway as the audience clap them in – bringing the curtain down on a whirlwind New York bonding trip


President Obama and his daughters arrived in the Big Apple on Friday for a rare father-daughter weekend
They walked into the Richard Rodgers theater on Saturday with the crowd around them on their feet
Excited audience members took their phones out while the smiling president gave a wave
Then, wearing his reading glasses, he sat down and watched the three-hour hip hop musical, Hamilton
It is a rare trip Malia, 17, and Sasha, 14, have enjoyed alone with their father — who was obviously keen to impress

THESE KIDS ALWAYS LOOK SO BORED

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3166498/How-Barack-Obama-daughters-Malia-Sasha-stole-New-York-s-Broadway.html#ixzz3gRpTGKnO

Obama Has Not Ordered Flag Flown at Half-Staff for Servicemen Killed in Chattanooga Terror Attack
President Barack Obama still has not ordered the lowering of the U.S. flag to half-staff at the White House and federal properties as a sign of respect and mourning for those killed, even though he (and former President George W. Bush) did so for previous mass killings by lone gunmen.

THIS PRICK EVEN ORDERED THE FLAG TO HALF-STAFF WHEN WHITNEY HOUSTON OVERDOSED ON HEROIN.
WARRIORS? NOT SO MUCH
In contrast it was only a matter of hours after the Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage last month before Obama bathed the White House in the rainbow hues of the LGBTQ movement

The Pentagon said the day after the attack it would continue to leave recruiters unarmed and unprotected, and ordered Marine recruiters to not wear their uniforms to work.

Obama STILL Has Not Ordered Flags Flown at Half-Mast for Servicemen Killed in Chattanooga Terror Attack

Obama collecting racial data for end-of-term database to prove ‘white privilege’ in US

The president currently has staff members working on collecting data on health, credit cards, mortgages, school discipline, employment and neighborhoods to prove there are inequalities between white people and minorities, author Paul Sperry said in an article published on Saturday.

Count on a flood of private lawsuits to piggyback federal discrimination claims, as civil-rights lawyers use the new federal discipline data in their legal strategies against the supposedly racist US school system.

Even if no one has complained about discrimination, even if there is no other evidence of racism, the numbers themselves will “prove” that things are unfair.
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http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/07/19/obama-collecting-racial-data-for-end-of-term-database-to-prove-white-privilege-in-us-226513#ixzz3gRsgAzqJ

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AND TODAY’S OUTRAGE IS:
Obama Restores Diplomatic Relations With Castro’s Dictatorship
Barack Obama restored diplomatic relations today with the Castro dictatorship.
The Cuban Embassy in Washington DC opened its doors today during a ceremony at 10:30 AM.

Of course, Obama gave Cuba many concessions and gained not “one iota” from the Castro regime in return.
Capital Hill Cubans reported, via The Real Cuba:


The terms and conditions for today’s opening of U.S. and Cuban Embassies, in Havana and Washington, D.C., represent a tragic failure by the Obama Administration in diplomacy, the rule of law, democratic solidarity and U.S. regional interests.

Obama Restores Diplomatic Relations With Castro’s Dictatorship

HEY,BARRY:YOU AND YOUR HOMIES CAN KISS MY ENTIRE ASS
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WHEN THEY EAT THEIR OWN

Breaking: #BlackLivesMatter Mob Takes Over #Netroots Stage – Heckles O’Malley and Sanders

Netroots is a gathering of the most vicious of the leftists. Martin O’Malley was the mayor of Baltimore and the governor of Maryland and is now posing a a bit player in the democrat faux-primary. When he made the comment that ‘black lives matter…white lives matter…ALL lives matter,’ the great apes could bear no more and rushed the stage. They made him pay for the audacity of saying anybody except blacks’ lives are worth spit.

It’s been bad for a long time, but it seems to me that since Obama ascended his throne the Mau Mau have felt more and more emboldened in their efforts to get even with the white race they’ve been preached to as being the root cause of all their problems.

You would think all these people work two jobs rather than take a handout. That they graduate from high school and wait until they’re married to have children. That it is 90 times more likely for a black to be a victim of white crime and that the abortion rate among blue-eyed blonde women is over 70%. That they are among the top 20% of income tax payers and they are constantly mocked and vilified for their Christian faith.

SUCH WARM,GENTLE CREATURES. AREN’T THEY JUST THE CUTEST? WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE ON FOOD STAMPS SO DAMN FAT?

O’Malley was eventually booed off stage after saying “all lives matter.” Because, according to the mob, all lives do not matter!

The activists told the leftist crowd:

“It’s not like we want to shut the sh*t down. But we have to.”

They booed the former governor throughout his speech!

If you recall, that talentless thug Kanye West, scotch bottle in hand, rushed the stage at the American Music Awards a few years ago and grabbed the microphone from Taylor Swift, the blonde white girl, who had just received an award and proceeded to screech that Beyonce should have won. Then he went home and banged Kim Kardashian.

Breaking: #BlackLivesMatter Mob Takes Over #Netroots Stage – Heckles O’Malley and Sanders (VIDEO)

O’Malley apologizes for telling protesters ‘all lives matter’
DID SHE LAMINATE SOME DOG TURDS AND USE THEM FOR EARRINGS? BET IT WAS A PIT BULL.

“That was a mistake on my part, and I meant no disrespect,” O’Malley said in an online interview after the event. “I did not mean to be insensitive in any way or communicate that I did not understand the tremendous passion, commitment and feeling and depth of feeling that all of us should be attaching to this issue.”

I’LL BET IT WOULD BE DEMEANING TO HAVE TO KOWTOW TO THESE URBAN PARASITES IF THEY HAD ANY CONSCIENCE OR PRINCIPLES. BUT THEN THEY WOULDN’T BE DEMOCRATS, WOULD THEY?
Butler added, “Claiming that ‘all lives matter’ does not immediately mark or enable black lives, only because they have not been fully recognized as having lives that matter.”

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/omalley-apologizes-for-telling-protesters-all-124506777521.html

Can Hillary Clinton Really Get Away With Skipping Netroots?
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“The Democratic front-runner was booed at this liberal gathering in 2007. And this year, a no-show has the base equally unimpressed.
Major unforced error. Showing up is important,” said Adam Green, cofounder of the Progressive Change Campaign Committee, which three years ago raised more than $1 million to help Warren win a Republican-held Senate seat in Massachusetts. “It’s important that people address those whom they expect a lot from. So, it’s unfortunate.”

THEY’LL HUFF AND PUFF, BUT IN THE END THEY’LL ALL VOTE FOR HER… EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. SHE KNOWS IT, THEY KNOW IT. THAT’S JUST HOW SHE ROLLS.
http://www.nationaljournal.com/2016-elections/can-hillary-clinton-really-get-away-with-skipping-netroots-20150717

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JUST A LITTLE RANT

It’s been a couple days, and like a bucket under a leaky faucet, it’s time to vent my spleen. As I drove around this morning delivering my papers my heart was just breaking for the families of the Americans still being held in Iran. Obama could have freed them for the asking. He didn’t ask. All he wanted was something to call a ‘legacy’ for his rampage through the US Constitution and almost everything we hold sacrosanct. With each passing day I loathe this misbegotten spawn of hell more than the day before. He still has nearly a year and a half to inflict as much pain as is humanly possible on a country that he despises for its success as the nation the entire world relies on for so much.

Donald Trump didn’t amass the fortune he has by being a fool. He’s tapped into the country’s anger and frustration over the tsunami of illegals flooding here, encouraged by one party looking for votes and another party financed by corporations looking for cheap labor. This is shaping up eerily like 1992. A slimy little prick named H. Ross Perot spelled out the same kind of frustration people were feeling then. But then, as now, he never said anything about how he would address it. Trump changes positions to whatever is beneficial at the moment. I think his core values are sorely lacking.

The media whores are trying desperately to invent a horse race for the democrat nomination. This is all Kabuki theater. Bernie Sanders is popular with the far, far left for now but ultimately every one of his supporters will vote for the Butcher. She has all the big Wall Street firms in her pantsuit pocket and she’ll grind poor Bernie underfoot like an ant on the sidewalk. The RNC will not allow Trump to win the nomination so he will almost certainly go third party and hand the presidency to the vile, lying bitch.

Other highlights for today:
Eric Garner’s family are a bunch of rich-ass Negroes now, even though Rev. Tarbaby says money ain’t enough.
Marilyn Mosby’s family were all fired or resigned from law enforcement.
The racialists are all pissy because Kid Rock will not bow to their demands to remove the Confederate flag from his stage show.
Obama g’wan back to the mother country next week where he’ll be greeted by 500 naked prostitutes to point out the difference between men and women. You might want to scroll by that one kinda quick, there’s an image from MFNS. It ain’t pretty.

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NO TRUMP NEWS TODAY

The plan was to do a feature post on The Donald since there’s so much about this publicity hound in the news lately. After some consideration, I decided to hold off, since there’s so much else going on.

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YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T SEE THIS

The lovely and vivacious racist whore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake was attending an event Saturday called One Baltimore, held at the infamous Mondawmin Mall, site of recent community lessons in looting and assaults. In the middle of regaling the throng with her divine blackness, another hellraiser named Lacheisa Pailin-Scheffer threw a cup of water at her. Seems she was pissed at her replacing Anthony Batts, a homeboy, with a white dude.

MS. PAILLIN-SCHEFFER

AIN’T SHE A SWEETHEART?

The notorious SRB is currently being challenged by Ms. Sheila Dixon. She’s another African Queen wannabe.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2015/07/11/bystander-throws-water-on-mayor-stephanie-rawlings-blake/

HERE’S THE NEWS REPORT

BEING THE CYNICAL OLD FART I AM,YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHAT THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY TWISTED MIND WAS:

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