Somebody famous (and most assuredly dead) said: “The best laid plans of mice and men oft do go astray.” It was probably Shakespeare. I know somebody will correct me, probably Chrissy, since she’s one of the smartest people I know. The plan was to highlight some of the spate of senseless murders of innocent people being committed by illegal vermin. A vile puke named Juan Francisco Lopez had been deported five times but kept coming back to San Francisco because it was a ‘sanctuary city.’ He used a gun that was stolen from a federal agent to murder Kathryn Steinle for no reason whatever. I decided against trying to do a post because I couldn’t keep up with the accusations flying in all directions. The right blames the democrat-friendly sanctuary policies while the left, of course, blames the right for being against amnesty. The fact remains that Mexico will not allow skilled labor to leave but pushes the ignorant and criminal element back over the border for the stupid gringos to deal with.
HUMAN FILTH LIKE THIS NEEDS TO BE EXTERMINATED
Juan Francisco Lopez-Sanchez, the five-time deportee illegal alien with a rap sheet of seven felonies, confessed that he knew he was safe in San Francisco because it was a “sanctuary city.”
** Barack Obama passed illegal executive amnesty late last year.
There are few success stories in the African-American community. About the only chance a person of color has to escape the endless cycle of poverty,violence, and ignorance is to be athletically gifted and turn to professional sports as a way out. There are many cases of young blacks that sign multi-million dollar contracts to play basketball or football, only to go bankrupt in a few years because they never cared about anything but good times and self-gratification. Here are several examples:
Jason Pierre-Paul, all-pro defensive end for the New York Giants had an $80 million long-term contract on the table and was assured $14.8 million this year when he was given the franchise tag. But as Ron White famously said: ‘you can’t fix stupid.’ He was setting off fireworks on the Fourth and blew off part of his hand.
Accident costs Giants’ DE Jason Pierre-Paul $60M
A source with knowledge of the situation told The Record on Sunday night that Pierre-Paul suffered severe burns and loss of flesh on his palm and fingertips, and there were concerns of nerve damage in at least one of his digits. His fingers remained intact, however, a good sign indicating that his injuries are not career-threatening.
In 2013, Florida State won the national championship. Their quarterback, James Winston, won the Heisman Trophy. He also was arrested for stealing crab legs from a local food store, stood on a table in the student union and screamed racial epithets, and was accused of raping a girl on campus. The district attorney decided not to file charges citing lack of evidence. He was the first overall pick by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in April and signed a deal worth tens of millions.
Now comes DeAndre Johnson, Florida’s Mr. Football, in recognition as the top high school player slated to become the school’s next star quarterback. Like they say, you can’t take the ghetto out of the thug.
De’Andre Johnson was charged June 30 for allegedly punching a woman in the face in a Tallahassee nightclub
Surveillance footage shows a woman and a man purported to be Johnson arguing at a bar — she raises a fist and the man restrains her
After the woman tried throwing a punch with her other fist, the man throws a powerful punch and flees as the woman nearly falls down
Florida State freshman quarterback De’Andre Johnson has been charged with punching a woman in the face in a nightclub.
Shocking video taken from inside a Tallahassee bar of the alleged attack emerged Monday and shows a woman taking a particularly nasty blow to the face after an argument escalated to violence.
WHITE GIRL JUST DIDN’T LIKE HOMEBOY GRABBING HER ASS…MUST BE A RACIST.
Assistant State Attorney Georgia Cappleman confirmed the misdemeanor battery charge in an email to The Associated Press. Cappleman declined further comment.
MOST OF THE COMMENTS I’VE SEEN SAY IF THE GIRL TRIES TO HIT A GUY SHE DESERVES TO BE PUNCHED. I WAS ALWAYS TAUGHT YOU NEVER HIT A GIRL… EVER. (UNLESS THEY’RE BEING NAUGHTY AND NEED TO BE SPANKED.)
TO THEIR CREDIT, HE HAS BEEN DISMISSED FROM THE TEAM. GIVEN THE LOW STANDARDS OF MANY SCHOOLS, IT’S A SAFE BET HE’LL END UP AT ANOTHER SCHOOL THAT DOESN’T CARE IF HE ACTES LIKE A BARBARIAN AS LONG AS HE WINS FOOTBALL GAMES.
DW’s son asked her last week if we would mind cat-sitting while he was out of town visiting his half-sister. Of course, she agreed. I was not informed in advance, since my opinion stopped being relevant about 10 seconds after I said ‘I do.’ The cat was with us for four days, which was not enough time for her to leave the scent of eau de litterbox #5 wafting through the house. She did, however, suffer a separation anxiety attack the first night and serenaded us with an aria in D-flat minor.
When I first left the farm and struck out on my own years ago, I made the decision not to have pets. This was for a variety of reasons. I drove a route truck and was gone for long hours, sometimes overnight. I also did my share (more) of womanizing and quaffed more than a few flagons of ale back in the day. I just didn’t want to be responsible for another life when I had little control over my own. My second wife, Tyler’s grandma, found a little black kitten when she left work one day and put it in her pocket and brought it home. She named him Smoky. He had a habit of laying in the front room then for no apparent reason, tearing as fast as he could round and round the house. That’s why I nicknamed him Dumbass.
To be sure, we had a lot of critters on the farm. Even in a severe hallucinogenic state, I couldn’t picture granny putting a leash on one of the dogs and walking around with it and picking up the poop. All our house animals went outside to do their business. It would have been a pretty funny sight, though. I got along with all the livestock with a few notable exceptions.
One of my first chores was to feed the chickens and gather eggs. There was one old hen that I tried to avoid when she was in her nesting box. When I reached under her to get the egg she’d puff out the feathers on her neck, back up and start flapping her wings and dare me to reach for it. “Allahu Cluck cluck!” She was a chicken terrorist. She was a poultrygeist. If memory serves, she wound up co-starring with Granny’s dumplings one Sunday for dinner.
We also had a big gray goose who used to chase my younger cousins for no reason. He’d fly up and try to peck them in the face. Hell, I was afraid of him. He was the antichrist with feathers. He actually did do some good, in that blue roaster surrounded by root vegetables. Granny loved dark meat; goose,duck and rabbit.
I could never understand why the breed bull was so antisocial. All he had to do all day was eat, crap, and make cow baby mamas. Maybe it had something to do with the fact when my cousin brought his BB gun over we’d sit behind the slats in the fence and take pot shots at his genitals. Do you know how big a bulls’ balls are? I know it sounds cruel, but we rarely hit them, and life on a farm can be really stressful when you have to work all the time.
Have a safe and happy Independence Day celebration,at least this year. Reflect on all the parades, fireworks displays, cookouts with family and friends. Obunghole has plans to use his EPA terrorists to severely restrict the pollution from these kind of activities.
President Obama Wants to End Independence Day As We Know It
Enjoy Independence Day while you still can. If President Obama gets his way, this could be the last Fourth of July worth celebrating.
New ground-level ozone standards being pushed by Obama and the Environmental Protection Agency would result in widespread bans on fireworks shows, backyard grilling and other Independence Day traditions.
Because the proposed ozone rule is set so low, things as harmless as a few backyard chefs grilling burgers in the same area at the same time, or even festive fireworks being launched during an Independence Day celebration, could cause an area to violate federal ozone standard thresholds. Such a violation of the EPA’s unreasonably low ozone limit would result in fines and other penalties for local governments from federal regulators.
ON A HAPPIER NOTE, A STORY YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD:
Activists Planned to Burn U.S. Flag in NYC Park — When They Showed Up, These Guys Were Waiting
The latest grievance group vying for attention, called “Disarm the Police,” planned to protest the Charleston shootings by burning the American and Confederate flags. They got them lit in a little Weber kettle, but not for long. They were confronted by a band of patriots and what I assume was a Christian biker group called Hallowed Sons. You can just feel in your bones these guys wanted to stomp a mudhole in some maggot-infested liberal AND WALK IT DRY but,true to their cowardice, the protesters ran away, ironically whining for protection from the same police they wanted disarmed. I’m including two videos, one shorter than the other, but both are worth a look.
Apparently I offended some people yesterday by unwittingly posting a graphic about the Pope’s armed security. The graphic has been removed along with today’s entire post. My apologies. It will not be repeated. it’s just not worth it. It wasn’t that good anyway.
The plan was to do a long diatribe about how a handful of liberal pukes rendered our precious founding document worthless in the course of one day last weekend. But then I read what Chrissy posted about Mother Teresa’s advice to only worry about what we can control. Face it. It’s over. The rights we’ve enjoyed for the last few hundred years are being relegated to whatever a small bunch of people who are unelected and unaccountable to anyone say they are.
Normally I spend hours perusing dozens of websites and bookmarking links to add here. Now I can only sit here for so long, so it’ll be post a few, come back and post a few more. After all,Rome wasn’t built in a day,right?
Roberts Court Tortures Law to Save Obamacare…Again!
THE FIX WAS IN AND OBAMA KNEW IT THE WHOLE TIME.
JOHN ROBERTS IS AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE.
On Thursday, the Supreme Court released its long-awaited decision on Obamacare’s IRS subsidies under federal health insurance exchanges. And, as expected, the Court rewrote the statute to help President Obama’s signature law.
With each passing day of Supreme Court decisions, conservative principles begin to feel more and more like the survivors of the Scream films: it’s only a matter of time before you are next for the knife.
But no matter: the law is whatever President Obama says it is, not those funny little words written down on those reams of paper nobody read before voting. Chief Justice Roberts, who has turned out to be yet another in a line of historically disastrous Republican Supreme Court picks (join your place in the pantheon, Justice Roberts, alongside Sandra Day O’Connor, David Souter, Anthony Kennedy, John Paul Stevens, and Earl Warren, for starters), saved Obamacare the first time by magically transforming a mandate to buy healthcare into a tax. Now he, along with Kennedy, have saved Obamacare a second time by rewriting it a second time. It must be convenient to be the President of the United States when you have a cheerleading Supreme Court on your hands willing to act as a superlegislature to clean up all the political mistakes you make.
The vote in favor of rewriting Obamacare to save it went 6-3. Purposeful textual misinterpretation isn’t even controversial at the Court at this point.
Democrats Fundraise Off SCOTUS Obamacare Ruling Less Than One Hour After Decision Announced…
Was Supreme Court Justice John Roberts Blackmailed?
It’s time to start asking the question. It’s time to be cynical. It’s time to assume the worst of this government.
Has Supreme Court Justice John Roberts been blackmailed or intimidated?
I would put nothing by the Obama administration that lives and rules by the Chicago thug playbook.
Doubt me? On the same day that Justice Roberts and the Supremes upheld Obamacare – again – the key IRS watchdog reported to Congress that the IRS purposely destroyed evidence of a crime.
Republicans are being blackmailed, intimidated, extorted and bribed.
WHAT DO I GIVE A SHIT? NOBODY CAN FIRE ME, SO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AMERICA
NOTE: MY POSTINGS WILL BE VERY SPORADIC FOE AWHILE.I’M HAVING SEVERE BACK ISSUES WHICH MAKES IT PAINFUL TO SIT IN FRONT OF THIS MACHINE. I CAN ONLY GET RELIEF LYING ON MY BACK OR IN MY RECLINER WITH HOT/COLD PACKS. I CANNOT AFFORD TO SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION UNTIL AUGUST WHEN I QUALIFY FOR MEDICARE SO YOU MAY NOT HEAR MUCH FROM ME FOR AWHILE.
CARRY ON.
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Have you ever seen a dead animal lying on the side of the road or perhaps in a ditch? Did you notice the maggots and the flies who feed off the destruction? As crude as this analogy is I believe it is one of the basic principles that the democrat party operates on. When I first heard of the Charleston massacre by one twisted, mentally unbalanced white man murdering nine black worshippers, my first thought was that the left would shamelessly exploit this tragedy for as much political demagoguery as possible. The reason is simple. Massive numbers of their voting base are from generations raised on government welfare, people content with whatever they get as long as they don’t have to work for it. They are inherently unmotivated and must be whipped into a fever of anger and envy to get them to go out and vote, many multiple times.
This is why the left’s money man, George Soros, paid the agitators in Ferguson and Baltimore to keep the chaos going. After making his fortune by betraying fellow Poles to the Nazis he now makes billions betting against the US dollar. If the races stopped screaming at each other long enough to have a conversation, maybe some of them would realize the left and their sycophants in the media portray white people in general and conservatives in particular as the bogeyman who are keeping the Negro race down.
To their everlasting credit, the people of Charleston have come together and sent Rev. Tarbaby and the rest of the hustlers packing. Undaunted,Hillary! will continue her Panderella routine at a church in Flourissant, Mo., not far from Ferguson. One of the secrets to their success (besides cheating and breaking every law known to man) is that they never stop attacking.
If it’s bad for America it’s good for the democrats. I suspect it’s been that way for a long time.
It seems we have arrived. Our little garden was recognized with the coveted Paul Revere award for 2015 by no less an authority than Curmudgeon from Political Clown Parade. We share this honor with such luminareis as Diogenes’ Middle Finger, Earl of Taint, and our own Bluebird of Bitterness.
You would be hard pressed to find a news source, digital, print, or broadcast, where you will not be bombarded with news of a demented, flaccid-phallused scum who sought notoriety by slaughtering nine innocents inside a church. The left is basking in the horror as they try to make political hay is as predictable as night following day.
My pledge to you is that, at least for this day, you will not read about it on this post. Nor will you read of the GOP’s conspiracy to help the Preezy amass even more power to destroy American jobs or the normal brigand of liars and malcontents who seem to dominate normal news cycles. What you WILL get is a mishmash of abnormal tidbits demonstrating that there are people who are even sicker than I am that remain uninstitutionalized. I don’t even know if that’s a word. I don’t even care. Relax and enjoy life.
BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS…THEY’LL DECIDE WHAT NURSING HOME YOU’LL BE STUCK IN.
WHAT AWESOMELY AWESOME STEAK KNIVES!
CTH: My guy would try to use the wrench ends and end up in the ER. :o/
CTH: Fave part of this photo …. NO TP. LOLOL So male.
CTH: Bwahahahaha!! Grammy-of-the-Potty-Brigade is sending this one to a couple of people. ::snork::
CTH: This happened to me twice. Thankfully, the time it was a cat (who left the window open?!), it was on the foot of the bed, not on me, and the time it was a groundhog (who left the DOOR open?!), it was on the floor … but so was I. I mean my mattress was. We were moving and I needed a nap. Nothing to lie down on but a mattress on the floor. Everyone else left to take a load to the new house, I woke up to see a groundhog staring me in the face. GAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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