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THE NEW ‘PUTER GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
As Chrissy told you,I’m having problems with my new computer.The old one died Saturday.It went quietly,in its sleep.Just like my granddad.Not screaming and pounding on the windows of the car he was driving at the time.
Don’t ask me how I did that…I don’t have a clue.
Filed under Barack Obama, Funny Stuff, Ronald Reagan
THE FRIDAY GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
MICHELLE’S LOBSTER FART LIFTS HER 6 INCHES OFF THE GROUND
IF ANYONE WAS OFFENDED TO MY REFERENCE TO CERTAIN BODILY FUNCTIONS,I APOLOGIZE.
Filed under Loose Pollen
THE NFL DRAFT DAY GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
One year ago tomorrow,intelligence indicated our Special Forces had isolated Osama Bin Laden and had a strike team prepared to commence the operation.When apprised of the situation and told all they needed was the Go Code our commander-in-chief,winner of numerous medals,(OK,one bogus Peace Prize),survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines in places like Texas and Georgia,called on the bottomless wellspring of courage and fortitude in his soul,with unblinking eye and steely nerves,pulled himself up to his full height,drew a deep breath and said: “OK”
What a man!what a warrior!What a leader!What a steaming pantload!
I threw that last one in so Tingles Matthews wouldn’t plagiarize my work.No doubt his ode to the object of his affection will be far more effusive than my hard-hitting,objective,even-handed account.We will be inundated with tales of this Profile In Courage ad nauseum tomorrow–count on it.
Filed under Armed Forces, Barack Obama, Chris Matthews, Osama bin Laden
THE WEDNESDAY DWS-FREE GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
I will acquiesce to your wishes for today,even though the anorexic chicken is a hard to ignore as a 50-car pileup on the freeway.
Filed under Loose Pollen
THE TUESDAY GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
Doing this post is one of the few things I enjoy that isn’t illegal,immoral or fattening.
If you can’t find anything of interest today,you’re way too fussy
Filed under Barack Obama, Elections, Funny Stuff, Medicare/Medicaid
THE SATURDAY GRUDGE
Posted by Pistol Pete
Welcome to today’s installment of mindless,incoherent rants from your resident curmudgeon.
Filed under Funny Stuff
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