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The Cone of Shame
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President Obama licks his Alpha
Tweet: Did you see Susan Rice in the background whispering that a YouTube video caused Mandela’s death?
Source:
http://twitchy.com/2013/12/10/new-angle-on-obamas-memorial-selfie-adds-to-the-drama/
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Barry the Whipped
Sources:
- http://twitchy.com/2013/12/10/forget-the-death-glare-check-out-what-furious-flotus-did-to-obama-pics/
- http://www.cesarsway.com/training/thewalk/6-Tips-for-Mastering-the-Dog-Walk
H/t Pistol Pete
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A. What Barack Obama does not have
Q. What is decorum?
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Filed under Barack Obama, Nelson Mandela
PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION
Posted by Pistol Pete
So the Mandela memorial was today. Sadly,I missed our feckless leader’s homage to himself,as I had pressing business. I had to clean the lint trap in the dryer. From what I’ve read it was a pathetic display of puffery and self-aggrandizement. It was supposedly a solemn memorial for a world leader who had passed and it devolved into something akin to the Wellstone memorial. I read on Twitchy that when Barry was done with his self-congratulations GW Bush gave him a standing ovation,out of respect. When he was shown on the Jumbotron he was roundly booed. This was nothing more than a who’s who of tinpot dictators and A-list celebrities hobnobbing.
OBAMA SHAKES HANDS WITH RAUL CASTRO. NOTE HOW WELL HE BOWS TO MURDEROUS DICTATORS.

SOMEONE ELSE WAS SPEAKING,OBVIOUSLY NOWHERE NEAR AS INTELLIGENT AND CHARMING AS TEH WON,SO HE TOOK SOME SELFIES WITH PM CAMERON AND THE THE NORDIC BLONDE PM OF DENMARK.MOOCH DOES NOT LOOK IMPRESSED.

CHECK THE SCOWL ON MOOCH’S PUSS;SHE’S EITHER PISSED AT BARRY OR HAVING A HEAVY FLOW DAY

SOME YOUNG AFRICAN GIRLS CALLED OUT TO THE PRINCE OF LIES. HE STOOD,AND WITH ONE WAVE OF HIS MIGHTY HAND VALIDATED THEIR ENTIRE EXISTENCE. SERIOUSLY,WHAT RICHES CAN LIFE HOLD FOR THEM AFTER THIS? IT’S ALL ANTI-CLIMACTIC.

I heard audio on Rush’s show of Christiane Imawhore having repeated,violent,shuddering orgasms talking about the Great Pretender and how he’s assuming the mantle of leadership and how Mandela is bringing the world together. She was absolutely breathless.
HERE IS ONE PARAGRAPH OF BARRY’S SPEECH I LIFTED FROM KEITH KOFFLERS POST.(I’ll link to it).
GET A BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL AND TAKE A DRINK EVERY TIME HE SAYS ‘I’ OR ‘ME’ IN ONE STINKING PARAGRAPH! YOU WON’T LAST LONG.
But let me say to the young people of Africa and the young people around the world – you, too, can make his life’s work your own.
Over 30 years ago, while still a student, I learned of Nelson Mandela and the struggles taking place in this beautiful land, and it stirred something in me. It woke me up to my responsibilities to others and to myself, and it set me on an improbable journey that finds me here today. And while I will always fall short of Madiba’s example, he makes me want to be a better man. (Applause.) He speaks to what’s best inside us.
Always about him…always.
ENOUGH!!!!





h/t to legal insurrection

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Increasing minimum wage is a BAD idea
Check out the ABSURD tweet Barack sent out:
I can only conclude the man has been sniffing unicorn farts (or dipping into blow again), because there is no sense whatsoever in his assumption that an increase in minimum wage will lead to increases in the Gross Domestic Product or jobs.
Common sense tells us the exact opposite.
Let’s say that my business can currently afford 10 workers at $7 per hour. If the minimum wage is increased to $10 per hour, I can now only afford 7 workers.
RESULT: Increasing minimum wage > Loss of jobs
My now-seven workers can’t produce as much, so I have to raise my prices just to stay in business. These price increases happen everywhere, because the minimum wage increase happens everywhere.
RESULT: Increasing minimum wage > Inflation
Higher prices everywhere mean the new minimum wage loses its buying power.
RESULT: Those who got higher wages lose the benefit of them.
Historical evidence proves that increasing minimum wage damages the jobs market.
I compared the seven most recent increases in minimum wage with percent employed. In NO case did it BOOST jobs as Obama claims in his absurd tweet.
Where the economy was slow, the minimum wage increase was followed by job losses.
Where the economy was growing, the minimum wage increase was followed by slowing or stalling of growth.
Not only is raising minimum wage bad for the economy, but it’s also bad for the people that Democrats claim it will help. Unfortunately, good intentions do not economic realities make.
Multiple studies prove that increasing minimum wage tends to eliminate jobs for the youngest and least skilled workers. Studies also find that higher minimum wages have no impact on poverty rates.
There’s one other reason I can think of to NOT raise the minimum wage now.
At $7.25, it is higher than the historical average of $6.60 (in inflation-adjusted 2013 dollars).
In the graph above, the peaks are where the feds increased minimum wage. Note that each peak is followed by a sharp downward slope. This represents the rapid loss of buying power the dollars have because of the inflation that an increase in minimum wage always causes.
Sources:
- http://www.heritage.org/research/testimony/2013/06/what-is-minimum-wage-its-history-and-effects-on-the-economy
- http://www.forbes.com/sites/realspin/2013/04/17/the-record-is-clear-minimum-wage-hikes-destroy-jobs/
- http://www.dol.gov/whd/minwage/chart.htm
- http://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS12300000
H/t: itooktheredpill
Filed under Barack Obama, Economy, Minimum Wage, Unemployment
Reality vs. Rhetoric
You really need to listen to this entire O’Reilly broadcast.
Krauthammer Pans New Obamacare Offensive: You Can’t ‘Repeal Reality with Rhetoric’ [8:56]
Obama’s approval rating dropped 9 points in one month, hitting the lowest point ever (37%) in CBS polling of Adult Americans. Obamacare approval dropped 12 points in one month, also hitting the lowest point ever (31%) in CBS polling.
Obamacare disapproval is not only high (61%), but VERY high when you factor in that three-quarters of these STRONGLY disapprove.
- 7% think the Affordable Care Act is working well.
- 48% think changes are needed to make it work better.
- 43% think the law should be repealed entirely.
H/t: Pistol Pete, Cherry Pie, and itooktheredpill
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PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNHOUSE EDITION
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“Resentment is like taking poison hoping it will kill your enemies.”….Nelson Mandela
Little did he realize he occupied a jail cell where Barack Hussein Obama would stand one day. He’d have been thrilled.
R.I.P.
Before we start with the fun stuff I know some of you are dying to hear about the hard-hitting interview conducted by one Christopher Matthews.
It was everything you could imagine and worse.
He actually said this: “He came to us. He came amongst us.”
MK Ham tweeted: “And, lo, the president came upon them, and the glory of the president shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.”
It was really bad,folks. Bozo grinning from ear to elephantine ear as Tingles vomited drek all over his wingtips. Chrissy was smart to wear a dark suit so people wouldn’t notice him pissing on himself (I hope it was just pee.) Toughest question: who would be a better president? Plugs or Cankles? Of course,they’re the best veep and SOS EVAH,according to his royal Pettiness. There is a youtube embedded at the first link where Tingles is having a circle jerk with Howard Fineman,the stinking crapweasel David Corn and some broad whose face is blocked by the start button. I didn’t want to know bad enough to watch it to find out. Judging from the nicely tanned hands I’d guess it was their junior race baiter,Melissa Hairy-Scary. I’m pasting a couple links in case you’re really,really into pain.
“Al Gore accepted the fact, even though he won by 600,000 votes, that W. was president. And the Democrats accepted the legitimacy of George W. Bush 100 percent,” …you can’t make this stuff up…unless you’re a lib.
ENOUGH OF THIS!!!LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!




OBAMA’S TAKING SOME BEACH BUNNIES WITH HIM ON VACATION
Lord.forgive me,for I know not what I do.



Help yourself



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The Clown Show Continues
A year ago, President Obama’s uncle Onyango “Omar” Obama was arrested in Massachusetts for drunk driving. When asked for comment, the White House insisted that the President had never met the man. This week, “Uncle Omar” testified under oath at his deportation hearing that his famous nephew had actually lived with him for a while.
Oh, you meant the Uncle Omar who has been in the United States illegally since 1963! Well, shoot. Sure the Prezzy knows HIM. Or, as the official statement goes:
“The President did stay with him for a brief period of time until his apartment was ready. After that, they saw each other once every few months, but after law school they fell out of touch. The President has not seen him in 20 years, has not spoken with him in 10.”
So let’s see … when he needed a place to crash, Uncle Omar was his pal, but once he got into politics where an illegal drunk driving relative would be a liability, he has never met the man.
Yup. That’s Barack Obama.
The high-larious PR spin Jay Carney put on this was … see, when we were first asked if the president knew Omar, we looked in his book and didn’t see any mention of him having met the man, so naturally we told the press there was “no record” that Barack had ever had relations with this relation.
But now, of course, there is a record … a court record … so naturally we are now saying we were wrong then, but it was totes our mistake, nothing whatsoever to do with the Boss, cuz you know, we just never thought to just ASK him, “Have you ever met your Uncle Omar?”
Send in the clowns.
Jay Carney Says No One Ever Asked President Obama if He’d Met Uncle Omar Until Now [1:48]
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A quick historical look at H.R. 3590 (111th Congress)
October 8, 2009: H.R. 3590 (111th Congress): Service Members Home Ownership Tax Act of 2009
PURPOSE: To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to modify the first-time homebuyers credit in the case of members of the Armed Forces and certain other Federal employees, and for other purposes. The original text is @ http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/D?c111:1:./temp/~c111X9TifA::
PASSED: 416 YAY vs. 0 NAY.
December 24, 2009: H.R. 3590 (111th Congress): Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA or ACA)
PURPOSE: To hijack a revenue bill started in the House in order to ram through the Senate’s health care bill, which the House refused to initiate as is required by the Constitution for all revenue bills. The only thing the Senate kept was the number “H.R. 3590”; everything after that was completely DIFFERENT.
PASSED: 60 YAY (all Democrats*) vs. 39 NAY (all Republicans)
*Two YAY votes were cast by Independents who caucus with Democrats.
March 21, 2010: H.R. 3590 (111th Congress): Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA or ACA)
PURPOSE: Any bill amended by the Senate must be returned to the House for another vote. This bill was not “amended” so much as it was entirely REWRITTEN in a blatant effort to by-pass the intention of the Founders TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE FROM BEING TAXED WITHOUT SUFFICIENT REPRESENTATION.
PASSED: YAY 219 (all Democrats) vs. NAY 212 (16% Democrats, 84% Republicans)
March 23, 2010: H.R. 3590 (111th Congress): Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA or ACA)
SIGNED by President Barack Obama (Democrat)
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