Weather report for the rest of the week:

Couldn’t think of anything profound to say. You get what you pay for.
‘I think St Nick gave up smoking’: Michelle Obama and Ryan Seacrest improvise a politically correct version of Twas the Night Before Christmas for sickly children
The pair were at Children’s National Health System hospital in Washington DC
They read out the classic 1823 poem to kids, but with some modern ‘updates’
Mrs Obama said that Santa gave up pipe-smoking ‘a long time back’
Seacrest said the description of ‘chubby and plump’ Santa was ‘a compliment’
The pair then answered questions and appeared on hospital radio
The First Ladies have visited the hospital each year since the 1940s


Senate committee refers Planned Parenthood for potential criminal charges
Although the Obama administration is unlikely to follow through on the recommendation, the referral will provide the Trump administration with a foundation to levy criminal charges against Planned Parenthood.
The referral follows an undercover video investigation into Planned Parenthood and its business partners published last year by the Center for Medical Progress. Those videos featured top Planned Parenthood officials discussing the sale of human remains from abortions. Planned Parenthood said any fees associated with the trade covered only reimbursement costs.
Muslim college student made up Trump supporter subway attack story to avoid punishment for missing curfew
MEET THE MUSLIM TAWANA BRAWLEY; PERPETRATES A HOAX TO AVOID PUNISHMENT. WHERE’S AL SHARPTON?

Kasich signs 20-week abortion ban in Ohio
Ohio became the 19th state to ban abortions midway through pregnancy, with Gov. John Kasich signing a so-called “pain-capable” law on Tuesday.
City offering workers therapy to cope with Trump-induced stress
Since the election, Mayor de Blasio has been reassuring New Yorkers that his administration will work to protect them from potentially harmful polices that have been proposed by Trump over the past year — particularly on immigration
Save The Snowflakes!
“This month it’s Christmas. Then Easter, Halloween, the Emmys — the list is endless. We will not sit idly by as students suffer in silence. We stand in solidarity with their tortured souls because no one deserves to suffer through unspeakable tragedy without pony rides and bubbles.” — Media Research Center President Brent Bozell

DC Area Marching Bands Are Boycotting Trump Inaugural Parade
Local DC high school marching bands are reportedly boycotting the Trump Inaugural Parade.
Their teachers don’t like Trump – so they’re denying their students the honor of marching in the Inaugural parade.
CONSIDERING THE GRADUATION RATE IN D.C. IS 25%,MOST OF THESE KIDS ARE 14 OR 15.SOME MAY NOT EVEN BE PARENTS OR HAVE A FELONY RECORD YET.I DON’T SEE THE BIG LOSS
DC Public Schools Spokeswoman Wants To ‘Get Rid Of’ All White Men
The declaration by Hilary Tone, who works a day job as communications director for D.C. Public Schools, was prompted by president-elect Donald Trump’s selection of Rick Perry to lead the Department of Energy. Pointing towards Perry’s stated desire to abolish the department he’s been tapped to lead, Tone quipped that she would personally like to lead (and presumably also eliminate) the “Department of White Men.”
America is held hostage by flyover states
THIS GUY IS REALLY NASTY….TOO BAD. SUCKS TO BE THEM.
“Government has not done enough to help them in many cases but their local and state governments are almost completely Republican and so too are their Representatives and Senators. Instead of holding them accountable, they vote them in over and over and over again.”
Now they’ve elected Donald Trump, the ultimate coastal elite. Trump pandered to their bigotry, and anger at Washington, D.C.
Why Did Polls Get It Wrong? Most Suffer From Democratic Bias

In 13 of IBD/TIPP’s 21 days of tracking, the race was either tied or separated by a mere point.
IBD/TIPP’s assessment of the presidential race during its closing weeks stood in sharp contrast with the narrative championed by nearly every other major poll.
Harry Reid Caught In $2 MILLION Bribery Scheme, Trump Prepares to Investigate
PLEASE, LORD, LET IT BE SO.
The $2 million cashier’s check was drawn at a St. George bank Nov. 5, 2010.
From there, it was sent by FedEx to a Los Angeles attorney who represented Ireland-based Full Tilt Poker.
Made out to “Mail Media LTD” — a Full Tilt-owned entity used to launder online-gambling funds — the millions then were deposited at Basler Kantonalbank in Switzerland, where Mail Media had an account.
And from there, Davis County Attorney Troy Rawlings is investigating whether it went into a Marshall Islands account in the name of Searchlight Holding Inc. to benefit, or even bribe, Harry Reid, the once-powerful majority leader of the U.S. Senate whom online poker companies had been courting to push a bill to legalize their gaming across the nation.
After $85 million in family travel, Obama looks forward to ‘decent vacation’
While moving out of the White House, President Obama will also be packing his suitcase for a holiday. The outgoing executive told Comedy Central’s Trevor Noah that after eight difficult years he’s looking forward to “a decent vacation.”
No doubt Obama deserves one — of course, on his own dime this time. While in office, he’s explored the Roman Coliseum, walked the Great Wall of China and snorkeled in Maui. Now during retirement, picking a decent destination will be truly difficult.









The left doesn’t begin with policy critiques of Republican presidential candidates. Instead it accuses them of being temperamentally unfit for the office and illegitimately elected. The anti-Trump playbook is just the anti-Bush playbook with a little dust on the cover and a few more page creases. Bush was a cowboy who stole the election. Trump is erratic and stole the election. The rest is just elaboration.
Bolton questioned why the Russians would leave clues that show the country was trying undermine Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, but no evidence as to whether they had hacked her private email server.
“It’s just another excuse. I don’t believe it,” Trump said. “… Every week it’s another excuse. We had a massive landslide victory, as you know, in the Electoral College.”
COME JANUARY 20, MY SKINNY BLACK ASS IS GOIN’ GOLFIN’!
Republicans are readying an onslaught under what’s known as the Congressional Review Act to cast aside a raft ofObama administration edicts, including rules designed to make it harder for US corporations to avoid taxes; environmental rules aimed at curbing earth-warming emissions; and sweeping changes to overtime regulations that were set to guarantee extra pay for an estimated 4 million Americans.
BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE JUST NEED TO LAUGH









IT’S CALLED THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES
THE BIGGEST OBJECTION TO HER NOMINATION WAS THAT SHE WAS FOR SCHOOL VOUCHERS AND AGAINST THE TEACHERS’ UNION, BUT SHE WAS AN ADVOCATE FOR COMMON CORE.
A SNIVELING GAGGLE OF NINNIES LIKE SHEILA JACKASS LEE, ROSA DELURID, KEITH MUSLIM, AND THE TOTALLY DERANGED JAN SCHAKOWSKY FROM THE 9TH PEOPLES’ DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS.
The president-elect, who confounded critics during the campaign by saying there was no need to raise or spend $1 billion or more, ended up making do with $600 million.
The president-elect further stated to the crowd that his election win showed that the “forgotten men and women” turned up to the polls and were responsible for delivering a GOP victory.
Elie Mystal, an editor and contributor to the law blog Above The Law, posted a December 7 article urging all black Americans who end up on juries to engage in “jury nullification” by automatically voting to acquit all blacks accused of crimes, especially that of murder, against white victims and to do so no matter how much evidence is brought to bear against the suspect.













It’s been a tough decade for the political left. Eight years ago a Time magazine cover portrayed Barack Obama as Franklin Roosevelt, complete with cigarette and holder and a cover line proclaiming “The New New Deal.” A Newsweek cover announced “We Are All Socialists Now.”
Pastor Gregory P. Fryer of New York City’s Immanuel Lutheran Church said the idea just came to him one day.






IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME
WHEN YOU HAVE HOME IMPROVEMENT NEEDS, I URGE YOU TO SHOP LOWE’S
Stein gave updates on recount effort in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin

One major plan is being readied by Rep. Jason Chaffetz, the chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee. The Utah Republican calls it “high on our agenda.” While details remain sketchy, it would likely mean big changes to the generous retirement benefits given federal workers, mainly by looking to shift new employees from a defined benefit into a market-based 401(k).
THESE TWO ASSCLOWNS WOULD F*CK UP A ONE-CAR FUNERAL
CORRUPTION IN DETROIT? I’M SHOCKED! SHOCKED!





Massive voter fraud in Pennsylvania has been identified. The final certified results in Pennsylvania show Donald Trump winning the state with 2,961,658 votes, while former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton won 2,913,903 votes. The difference is 47,755 votes. This is what is now reported after absentee ballots were counted as reported on Friday, December 2nd.
In addition, there were 41,120 more votes cast for President than for the Senate race in Pennsylvania when looking at the final tallies. This too is suspect.
SO NICE TO HAVE FEDERAL JUDGES ON THE PAYROLL WHEN YOU NEED THEM
“Trump carried the Evangelical vote by an overwhelming 81-16 margin,” Lift the Vote said in a statement released last week, citing preliminary exit polling data from a Pew Research report released on November 9, the day after the election.
HOMEGIRLS WANNA GET THEY HUSTLE ON
CHIEFTAIN? DID HE REALLY USE THAT WORD?
A REAL TOUGH GUY










