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THE GUN GRABBING GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Barry has deluded himself into thinking that nothing and no one can stop his lust for the power to control our lives.The Founding Fathers made our right to bear arms the second amendment for a reason.Does he think the police and the military would fire on law-abiding citizens on his sayso?It seems inevitable that this is coming.He has never understood the spirit that made this country what it was.There are things that a free people hold dear and are willing to die for.Liberals don’t understand that anymore.

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ANOTHER GRUDGE ABOUT BASICALLY NOTHING

Posted by Pistol Pete

“We,the unwilling,led by the unknowing,have done so much for so long with nothing,we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.”

…somebody said that once

GP:YOU COMMENTED ABOUT CRUELLA DeVILLE HAVING LUNCH WITH THE GHETTO QUEEN;SHE MUST HAVE HEARD YOU

MOOCH LOVES THIS RAG SO MUCH SHE WORE IT COMING AND GOING ON HER TAXPAYER-FUNDED HAWAIIAN VACATION

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SOME SATURDAY LIGHT READING

Posted by Pistol Pete

A few political thoughts,but mostly just some fun stuff for a dreary,post-holiday weekend.

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ROSA DELAURO, D.-CT, DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO FIND A DRESS  FOR THEIR SWEARING-IN CEREMONY,SO SHE JUST GRABBED THE COVER OFF SOME HOMELESS GUY’S COUCH–WHAT A FASHION PLATE

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A POST FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON

Posted by Pistol Pete

Thought I’d post a few items in case you hadn’t already heard them.If you find nothing noteworthy I apologize in advance.

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Home with Dada

Dad Creates Time-Lapse Video Showing Mom What Really Happens While She’s Away

This is wonderful! I love where he slows it down at certain spots and at the end where they give Mama some sugar. 🙂

H/t Bob

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Life is precious

Today, author Gavin McInnes slammed abortion by tweeting his kids’ remarks during the day. Twitchy posted the tweets. I’ve added some pics and a link at the end that might save you a trip or three to the ER someday.

I have my own stories, one about a might-be-broken arm (it wasn’t), one about a might-need-stitches gash (it did) and a third about a might-be-suffocating wheeze (a trip out into the frigid winter air cleared it right up). But I had to parent pre-internet, when getting free medical advice meant conning some nervous-about-getting-sued health care professional into actually telling you something useful over the telephone. Parents today are So Spoiled!

Anyway, enough of that. On to the CUTE stuff. FYI: Gavin’s daughter Sophie is about 5 yo and his son Duncan is maybe 3. (Last February, they were 4 and 2.)

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28 Dec 12: Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes

I’m going to Tweet my kids’ quotes for a day so you can see how lame abortion is.

“I want to get healthy and drink milk because I’m going to fight you in a few days.” -Daughter

“That’s the way it was back in the old days. You had to fight before you eat.” -Son

“Thank you, cow” daughter after drinking from milk carton. “Don’t drop this cow’s guts” to brother.

“Scientists say: When you read a book of love, you just fall apart.” -Son

“I wish you were fried chicken.” -Daughter

“I’m hungry to the touch.” -Son

“It’s the world to give, my darling.” -Son handing me a drawing of a castle

“When great granny gets to be 100, is she going to be taller than you?” -Son

“Oh I get it. He has tricks that I don’t have.” -Son instagr.am/p/TytuRzDlCh/

He has tricks

“What if the principal at my school was named Ms. Chickanoodoo?” -Son (laughing)

“I’m not crying. When it’s really cold, my eyes get sweaty.” -Son (outside)

“I have to go poo and I want YOU to wipe my butt.” -Son (said like my wife just won something) <– My favorite!

Now all you parents of very young people, go read this. You might need to know it someday.

http://bunchfamily.ca/gavin-mcinnes-unbreak-kids-arm/

Sources:

http://bunchfamily.ca/category/advice-from-gavin-mcinnes/

http://twitchy.com/2012/12/28/awesome-author-gavin-mcinnes-slams-abortion-by-spotlighting-his-kids/

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A Special Merry Christmas to Grunt!

With all the goofiness we’ve had in this wonderful garden spot lately, I noticed a decided LACK in the Grunt of Monte Cristo jokes. Finally, I not only found his doppelganger, but also the Secret Weapon for getting der Grunt-meister to do vateffer ve vant !  Boowahahahaha.

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THE LAST CHRISTMAS GRUDGE

Tomorrow’s the big day.On Dec. 26 all the Christmas-related material I have will be as irrelevant as we patriots became on Nov. 7.

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PETE’S VIDEO CARD TO ALL MY FRIENDS

Posted by Pistol Pete

I wish I could send each and every one of you a personal greeting with a special message.Through the miracle of the internet I cand best wishes for peace and love to everyone.We will surely need each others’ support through the dark years.I don’t know if you can play youtubes through a bigscreen TV,but if you could,playing the first block on fullscreen in a darkened room would be awesome.There are some amazing light displays.

I am also posting some Christmas classics.Please enjoy them in the spirit which I’m offering them to you.

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THE END OF THE WORLD GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

In case the Mayan calendar is wrong,I’ll do a post tomorrow.Don’t know what,but I’ll think of something.

First,rest in peace,Judge Robert Bork.I believe the venomous attacks on him by the Vomit Brothers,the late and unlamented Ted ‘Swimmer’ Kennedy and the foul-mouthed buffoon Joe Biteme are what started the ever-escalating  rift between parties.Never had a good man been treated so shabbily.I just hope and pray that Justices Scalia and Kennedy love their country enough not to retire while President Pondscum is in office.It would have a devastating effect on the country for decades.Doing my research for good stuff on the net,I come across the same bullshit we’ve been subjected to,like Time naming the Heretic Man of the year because he got the ‘low-information’ voter.Those are people who couldn’t buy a clue with Warren Buffett’s money,and really don’t care.I am going to post one thread about Jake Tapper bitch-slapping him yesterday and his usual response.

We are bracing for our first storm in 285 days and people are freaking out.It rained pretty hard this morning while I was doing my papers.As Grandpa used to say: ‘It rained like a cow pissing on a flat rock.” That makes no sense,unless you’ve ever seen it done.I have,and it’s pretty accurate.

Thats enough of that.Come on in to my world of lunacy.Being warped is really not so bad once you get used to it.

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