Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Posted by Pistol Pete

Notice to all web surfers who stop by:if you’re looking for the best in all things political in and around the beltway,with thoughtful columns and interviews with today’s movers and shakers….you’re in the wrong place.We are a collection of disparate souls with nothing in common except for love of country and a sunny exterior that sometimes belies a raging inferno under the surface.Chrissy is our leader–kind,thoughtful and a whiz on the computer.Mind your manners or you’ll wake up one morning with your credit rating slashed.Bob is her consigliere,who is also no slouch with all things electronic.Cross her and suffer the consquences.Aussie is our foreign correspondent,making our site a truly international one.Hoot is obsessed with feathered birds of prey with buggy eyes.Mindful Webworker operates our bordello.Things are slow,so for now he’s running it by hand.Every organization has to have one individual who’s only useful as a bad example.Parents tell their kids,”if you don’t straighten out,you’ll wind up like him.” That’s me;Pistol Pete’s the name,lunacy is my game.Women love me,fish fear me. On one hook I can string a minnow,night crawler,leech and a chicken liver.I guess you could call me a master baiter.It’s my job.It’s what I do.

Now that the medication has kicked in,lets kick this pig.

Wasn’t going to post today;feeling kinda blah.Then I got a card from a lady on my paper route who’d asked me last year to leave any extra copies of the Sunday paper if I ever got any,since she is a couponer and uses the extra to buy goods for the local food pantry.After a year,she said that my help really made a difference for those less fortunate than we are.Funny how the simplest things can make you feel really good.I promise all good stuff today.My picture files are bursting,so I’ll try to make you smile a little.

PSA from CTH: STOP EATING! STOP DRINKING! STOP CHEWING GUM! IF YOU’VE GOT A TOOTHPICK IN YOUR MOUTH, REMOVE IT. [still coughing up cereal inhaled during Pete Graphic Laff Fest below.]

CHRISSY DOING HER SITE BITES

BOB

HOOT

TING

JUST BECAUSE I THOUGHT THESE WERE FUNNY

AS YOU CAN SEE,I HAVE WAY,WAY,WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS

Posted by Pistol Pete

When you’re doing a post thats largely non-political,sometimes it’s hard to find things of substance and not pure pap.Join me now and I’ll regale you with tales of DIY wreaths,heartbreaking video from dying teen,the wrong woman to cheat on,dirt on Pawn Stars and Strorage Wars,an amazing 9 year old who lost 66 lbs,pre-teen thugs,cinnamon buns and some of the bizarre things one company is making out of bacon.

Y’ALL WERE OBSESSED THE OTHER DAY WITH OWLS,SO I THOUGHT I’D CONTRIBUTE

BOB ADDS:

Saved the cutest for last…

Last week my teenager and I went shopping in Woodbury, Minnesota. I dropped her off at the mall before I went to Trader Joe’s, and she took these pictures of a group of turkeys that were hanging out on the street corner there.

These turkeys have no fear of humans or vehicles. When I went to pick up my daughter, they were standing in the street, and although they glanced up when I honked at them, they didn’t move. I had to sit and wait until they finally decided they felt like crossing the street.

Now THIS is a visual pun.

bluebird of bitterness adds:

Rumor has it these pictures were taken at a recent get-together of Hoot’s family.

Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, that they are completely synonymous. This is not true, as this short paragraph makes clear:

When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!