Category Archives: Funny Stuff

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OBAMA GETS A WARM WELCOME IN OHIO

No,I live in Illinois and I don’t wear Dockers

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Thank you,Lord,for another day granted.

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Did anything happen yesterday?

Proof that all of our modern American Presidents did serve in uniform at some time prior to becoming Commander in Chief of the American Armed Forces.

Chrissy’s Site Bites @ http://news.webshots.com/photo/2721696110056011884zGYqfM

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Well,DW got home yesterday from visiting her dad.She seemed a little disappointed that the dishes were done,there were no wet towels on the bathroom floor and no dirty socks on the living room floor.I think she was planning to file for federal disaster aid.

“Who are you,and what have you done with my husband?” she queried.

“Shut up and fix me dinner,woman!”

“Yup,I’m in the right house!”

The secret to a long and happy marriage is the ability to laugh with each other–and have televisions at opposite ends of the house so there’s no arguing about what to watch.

THE MAGIC OF MAKEUP

h/t  to IOTW

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I usually go to bed early and don’t fire up the univac until I get my route done.It’s not very often I laugh out loud at anything I read,but yesterday’s comments were top-drawer.

First,I ran out of brain bleach,but my coffee sometimes has a slightly elevated alcoholic content.

Chrissy,I did thump my chest and holler ‘feel me’ one time.I was at the food court at the mall.Maybe I should have put some clothes on first.

As far as non-doctors performing abortions, the first thing I thought of was the late and unlamented Ted Kennedy eviscerating Robert Bork,claiming if he were on the Supreme Court women would be forced into back-alley abortions with coat hangers.He lived off the government his whole life,now he’s returning the favor as the worms live off him.

Today may be a red-letter day.The Supremes are likely to rule on the Arizona immigration case and on Obamacare.There is a good chance SCOTUS will rule against Pharobama in both cases.We shouldn’t get too excited,though,because he’s shown time and again he has no regard for laws or court orders.He considers himself intellectually and morally above the law,so such triflings are beneath him.

The ‘net exploded yesterday after contempt of Congress charges were approved strictly along party lines.The Republicans have a majority in the House and will probably approve the charges.That’s where it will end.Reid will not allow a vote in the Senate and the DOJ will not prosecute the boss.Meantime,it gives them something else to run the clock and avoid addressing the economy.Whichever way it goes,there are few opinions that could be swayed.Nearly everybody has already made their minds up.This is just more bread and circuses for the masses.We take the law seriously all the time,they only do when it suits them.It is incumbent on us to get out the vote in fraud-proof numbers.It’s our last chance.

ON WITH THE GRUDGE!!!!!

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I feel pretty good today.DW’s dad had surgery Monday and she’s been staying with him in Richland Center,Wis.since then.I’ve managed to feed,bathe and dress myself so far.If she doesn’t come home in the next few days I’m going to have to learn how to run the dishwasher.Can you just erase paper plates to clean them?