Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Posted by Pistol Pete

Today’s grannyism: An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

LOTS TO DO TODAY!!!!

Chrissy’s Site Bites @ http://news.webshots.com/photo/2338205820056011884IcZZMF

Click on graphic to embiggen. I wish I could lay claim to the cartoon or the psalm parody. I got them in an email.

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Posted by Pistol Pete

Sorry so late,took a long nap and slept through Bozo’s presser.Life is full of these bitter disappointments.

Posted by Pistol Pete

They’re having a little shindig in Wisconsin today;maybe you’ve heard

Todays grannyism: If you always tell the truth,you don’t have to worry what you told anybody.

Posted by Pistol Pete

Here we are on the eve of Armageddon.

Today’s Grannyism: ‘You  must be twins because one person can’t be that stupid.’

Posted by Pistol Pete

Today’s Grannyism: ‘As long as we say we’re sorry,God doesn’t hold a grudge.’

FROM IOTW:THE OBAMAS’ FIRST WEDDING DANCE SONG

“Elephant Walk”

“I Saw Her Grazing There”

“A Taste Of Hiney”

“I Wanna Hold My Hand”

“Papa’s Got A Brand New Dime Bag”

Posted by Pistol Pete

Just a few things in case anybody happens by.

Today’s Grannyism: Most footprints on the sands of time were made by workboots.

Posted by Pistol Pete

I was the unfortunate witness to two events that were televised yesterday.Having never been one to deprive myself of an emotional outlet,I feel a rant or two coming on.You’ve been warned.