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In the spirit of Goofy Saturday 🙂

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Missed posting yesterday.Had a full day between my foray to the Social Security Office and trading my Saturn with the bad front end and needing 4 new tires for an older 4WD Blazer.The way news breaks if I miss a day it seems like there’s so much to catch up on.Undaunted,I’ll give it my best shot.

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No promises today,I’m suffering from Mondaynucleosis.

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Normally there aren’t too many people around on Saturday,but since I had a lot to do yesterday I thought I’d do a short post in case anybody cared.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,YOU BLEEDING BEIGE BASTARD

THE WHITE HUT HAS OFFERED A LINE OF ONESIES WITH THE LGBT IN MIND

MY MOM NEVER BREAST-FED ME;SHE SAID WE WERE JUST FRIENDS

Bob adds:

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Nancy Pelosi has signed a contract to represent the new Black and Decker Heavy Duty Belt Sander.She claims they are the best for removing makeup.

Michelle Obama attended a rookie camp for the Green Bay Packers this week;when she left she crammed two footballs down the back of her pants to take home for souvenirs.Nobody noticed.

KEEP READING,FOLKS.ITS ABOUT TO GET STRANGE UP IN HERE.

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Given the trials you face every day I thought the best gift I could send you was the gift of laughter.Hope you enjoyed your day!

The Obama campaign advance team said yesterday in view of the poorly attended kickoff rally the next event will be held at Goldie’s Tattoo and Massage Parlor in Chillicothe,Ohio.Good seats are still available and a luncheon may be served depending on whether or not Moochele shows up.

On Sunday Joe Biden declared he is “perfectly comfortable” with gay marriage.He also stated he preferred KY jelly as a lubricant and favors Cover Girl base makeup to hide the whisker burns.

Elizabeth Warren,looking to burnish her Native American cred,changed her name to Princess Squat-en-got-it.Her great-great-great grandmother was married to Chief Rain-in-the-Face.Her name was Princess Pain-in-the-Ass.

Obama announced plans today to increase our strategic oil reserve by wringing out Debbie Washerwoman-Schultz’ hair.

Yesterday the CIA uncovered a plot to make more underwear bombs in Yemen.They were tipped off when an informant showed them a pair of shorts that were labeled Fruit of the Boom.

In a related case,a suspected terrorist was detained aboard a US-bound flight when a flight attendant noticed him squirming in his seat and suspected him of smuggling small fur-bearing rodents.Air Marshals found an explosive device in his underwear along with a fig, two dates and a half-eaten goatcheese and olive sandwich.

ADDED BY CtH … I went looking for a ROFL graphic to thank you for the belly laughs but none of the pics spoke to me. Then I found this, which made me howl, so here you go, Pete. ROFLMAO!!