Los Feliz Daycare (motto: “We do not accept immunized children”) is an ultra-progressive child care center in an unspecified affluent neighborhood on the left coast. Some recent tweets:
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Please Do Not Attempt to Literally Give Control of Your Vehicle’s Steering Wheel to Jesus
From The Babylon Bee.
Good day, citizens. Due to an increase in automobile accidents caused by drivers removing their hands from their vehicle’s steering wheel and saying, “Jesus, take the wheel,” we at the United States Department Of Transportation felt the need to issue this clarifying statement.
Please do not attempt to literally give control of your vehicle’s steering wheel to Jesus. Only a human person with a valid driver’s license who is sitting in the driver’s seat of a vehicle should be operating said vehicle.
“Jesus, take the wheel” is a figure of speech. It is not something meant to be acted out. It is a figurative saying indicating that you intend to give control of your life—not your motor vehicle—over to God.
If you say “Jesus, take the wheel” and then let go of your steering wheel, there is a good chance that you will be involved in an accident resulting in serious injury or death.
Please keep both hands on the wheel at all times while operating any motor vehicle. Thank you.
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Saturday Scattershot
No central theme to this post; just a bunch of stuff.
FOR OUR DEAR BLUEBIRD:
Are you KITTEN me? The five-star cat hotel with a spa, VIP bedrooms and even a feline dating service
The five-star Catzonia hotel in Malaysia has 35 bedrooms for pampered pets. Guest services include playtime, grooming, cuddles and 24 hour monitoring. Owners can watch their pets 24 hours a day on CCTV through their phones.
HEY,BoB: WOULD YOUR GRANDKITTY LIKE A TRIP TO MALAYSIA?
[CtH: I once had a cat who looked exactly like that. Same fur and eye color. Same attitude. LOL]
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ROFLMAOPMP
Do NOT attempt to eat or drink while watching this!
You know you’re getting old when … [15:00]
Many thanks to Jim-Bob for the laughs! The tea up my nose, not so much. LOL
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Punxsutawney Hillary
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Checking in with Los Feliz
Los Feliz Daycare (motto: “We do not accept immunized children”) is an ultra-progressive child care center in an unspecified affluent neighborhood on the left coast. Some recent tweets:
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Cecile Richards Hits the Road After a Successful Austin Women’s March
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Cat Funnies
There’s so much going on today it’s hard to keep up.
Nothing wrong with starting the day off with a smile before nap time.
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Steven and Jared infiltrate Women’s March in Austin
Disguised as trannies, no less. Do not eat or drink anything while watching!
Captain Kirk meets Ashley Judd
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