Category Archives: Funny Stuff

From the evil genius,Doug From Upland

DFU SING-ALONG: Master of the House (Schumer – Master of the Clowns)

DFU SING-ALONG: Hooray for Hollywood (They Suck in Hollywood)

DFU SING-ALONG: Pomp and Circumstance (Democrat meltdown)

DFU SING-ALONG: Hail to the Chief (HA HA HA HA HA HA)

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU DROP BY HERE

Geez this is ridiculous. IIRC, Chrissy’s warrior princess is (or was) stationed there.
Word is it’s so cold flashers were just showing pictures of themselves.

59 below recorded in Interior as cold snap settles on Alaska
Fairbanks and Anchorage woke Wednesday to the deep-freeze of an expected cold snap this week, as temperatures plunged to 50 degrees below zero in some areas of the Interior.
The lowest temperature recorded by the National Weather Service Wednesday morning was 59 below on the Salcha River near its confluence with Flat Creek, said meteorologist Dan Hancock in the agency’s Fairbanks office.
By 4 p.m., the temperature on the Salcha had risen 20 degrees — to 39 below, Hancock said.

Hot water thrown in -33°C cold air

Cops: Pair Had Sex While Kids Were In The Car
NO, THEY WEREN’T IN ALASKA AT THE TIME

Any man who says he has women figured out is either lying or on very strong hallucinogens. Much of my knowledge of the species was bought and paid for through three divorces and giving away tens of thousands of dollars worth of stuff I bought but some divorce court judge figured I really didn’t need.
A couple salient points:
Never argue with a woman because you’ll never win.
If you try to say anything after she gets the last word, you’ve just started the next argument.
When speaking to young men about to commit marriage:
Learn a few short responses: yes dear; you’re right; I was wrong; I’ll try to do better.
Don’t ever think you’re punishing her by withholding sexual favors. She’ll have you on all fours begging before very long.

Story I heard long ago:

A Texan who stood about 6’5″ married a sweet young thing, all of 4’10”. On their wedding night they checked into the motel where he proceeded to lay down the law:
“What I say goes. You’ll have a drink ready and my dinner cooked every night by the time I get home. You’ll do what you’re told, when you’re told and no backtalk. I’ll give you an allowance to run the house on. Don’t ask for a dime more.”
She promptly took off her panties, a size 3.
“Here,” she said,”put these on.”
The Texan scoffed,”Are you kidding? I can’t get into these!”
“And that’s the way it’s going to stay until that attitude changes.”

What’s up, Pistol Man? You’ve done 3 posts full of crap today and none of the funny stuff you’re so infamous for?
So glad you axed. The preceding pearls of wisdom did not lend themselves to a lot of clutter. I’m trying to be as brief as possible so as not to test your attention span. Let not your heart be troubled.
Here’s your daily dose of pablum for the brain.

SOME ANAL SEEPAGE MAY OCCUR

YOU HAVE NOW WASTED 30 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE YOU’LL NEVER GET BACK…YOU’RE WELCOME