Category Archives: Hillary Clinton

Gruntington Post – When the Hillary Clinton campaign announced their latest gimmick to attract donations from misguided individuals willing to add their pocket cash to that of Saudi sheiks, shady arms dealers, Planned Parenthood, union thugs, various terrorist groups and about half the third-world dictators on the planet to help Hillary get what she wants, it started a frenzy of speculation about what useless token was being sent out in the ‘ThxBox.’ Here at the Gruntington Post, we have no idea, and really, really don’t want to know.

However, we have a super-computer capable of running the statistics and determining the objects that you can bet your grandmother will almost CERTAINLY NOT be in any of the boxes. Here’s the top ten.

Top Ten List of Objects LEAST Likely to be in a ThxBox:
1. Comprehensive list of Hillary’s accomplishments as SecState.
2. The half-gallon of Vince Foster’s missing blood that should have been at his death scene if he’d really shot himself in the head at Fort Marcy.
3. Complete collection of futures market investing books that Hillary used to become an expert before she made her cool $100,000 on the only transaction she ever made.
4. Complete collection of endearing and romantic handwritten letters sent between Bill and Hillary during the White House years in the 1990s.
5. Thoroughly convincing autographed photo of Hillary convalescing under doctors’ care for the concussion that prevented her from testifying before Congress about Benghazi.
6. Replica of the ethics medal Hillary was awarded for her truthful and courageous work during the Watergate Hearings in the 1970s.
7. Framed and autographed photo of Clinton advisor Sid Blumenthal and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with Sid’s inscription: “Sorry about all those anti-Jewbag epithets over the years, Bibi. We love yah, and aren’t actively working toward the annihilation of Israel. We swear!”
8. Actual human teeth collected from the Bosnian snipers captured after firing on Hillary’s diplomatic entourage on the tarmac at Sarajevo.
9. Authentic pair of Huma Abedin’s panties recovered from somewhere in the Scooby Van that may or may not have been laundered since the Iowa State Fair. You have to contribute to find out!
10. A copy of Dr. Alma Bond’s new book about Hillary being poised to be America’s first Narcissist Lesbian President.

The Hillary Clinton Email Scandal, In Two-and-a-Half Minutes | SUPERcuts! #227

The Ward [:30] < FUNNY!

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Hillary Clinton gave a hilariously awful press conference in Vegas
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/08/19/hillary-clinton-the-spin-the-cover-up-and-the-crime/

Even normally supportive liberal pundits were appalled at her performance in Vegas
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/08/hillary_goes_to_vegas_loses_big_with_performance_at_press_conference_.html

FBI: Yep, We Can Recover Data on Clinton’s Server “Someone” Tried to Delete by Katie Pavlich – Aug 19, 2015
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/08/19/fbi-yep-we-can-recover-the-data-on-clintons-server-someone-tried-to-delete-n2040878

Hillary Clinton is a cold, calculating, unfeeling shell without a soul who is fueled by greed and a lust for power. She will steamroll over and destroy anybody who gets in her way. She’s not the least bit likeable and expects the highest office in the land to be handed to her because she was jilted once.

She was a miserable failure as a lawyer but was smart enough to recognize a slimy, bulbous-nosed, pathological liar who was incredibly charming had potential and hitched her wagon to his star. Theirs is more a partnership than a relationship and I suspect it’s been so for many, many years. He is a sexual predator and I have no doubt a serial rapist. He does ’em, she shuts ’em up. Whether through bribery or intimidation; whatever works. I’d bet my retirement check it continues today.

So why is this woman (allegedly) who’s well-versed in the art of crime, coverup, and the seedy side of politics now looking like a ham-handed beginner? She seems completely detached from reality and fully expects her minions in the press and the democrat party to support her as she tries to get out from under the mountain of lies she’s woven to cover up her abject criminality.

Hillary’s Minions added by CtH, cuz I can. 🙂

Hillary Clinton: The Spin, the Cover-Up, and the Crime
Hillary Clinton rolled the dice in Las Vegas with a hilariously awful press conference, in which she once again pretended to be a doddering old granny who doesn’t know much about these newfangled “computer” contraptions all the kids are playing with.

Bonus cringe points for showing up in an outfit that looked uncomfortably like an orange prison jumpsuit, and making an incredibly clumsy attempt to look innocently surprised that produced one of the most unflattering photos ever snapped of a presidential candidate. Who the hell is advising Clinton on how to handle this scandal, and can Republicans buy him or her a drink?

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/08/19/hillary-clinton-the-spin-the-cover-up-and-the-crime/

Hillary goes to Vegas, loses big with performance at press conference
Even normally supportive liberal pundits were appalled at her performance. Ron Fournier of the National Journal, who has known and been fond of the Clintons since covering them in Little Rock, counted six separate lies, evasions, and mis-directions in appearances on Fox News and MSNBC. Even Chris Matthews was shocked, discussing the presser on MSNBC’s Morning Joe this morning.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/08/hillary_goes_to_vegas_loses_big_with_performance_at_press_conference_.html#ixzz3jH9GT02Z

Bloomberg’s Halperin: Clinton Joking About Her Email Scandal Is “A Big Mistake”

Fox News’ Ed Henry Rattles Hillary at Shaky Press Conference: ‘Did You Wipe the Server Clean?’
THIS IS WHY SHE DOESN’T ANSWER QUESTIONS.
“Look, Ed, I take responsibility,” Clinton replied. “In retrospect, this didn’t turn out to be convenient at all and I regret that this has become such a cause celebre. But that does not change the facts. The facts are stubborn – what I did was legally permitted
http://nation.foxnews.com/2015/08/18/fox-news-rattles-hillary-shaky-press-conference-did-you-wipe-server-clean

YOU’RE IN TROUBLE, RIGHT? YOU NEED SUPPORT, RIGHT? HERE’S HOW YOU FOMENT GOOD WILL:
Wow. Hillary refuses to hug supporter.
During a rally Tuesday a top supporter told Hillary she came to the rally to give her a hug from Sen. Cory Booker.
Hillary told her to sit down and she would hug her later.

FBI: Yep, We Can Recover Data on Clinton’s Server “Someone” Tried to Delete
We learned yesterday that the technology firm Clinton hired to host her server, again carrying top secret classified information, was stored in a bathroom closet in Colorado. Clinton had previously claimed her use of a private server was fine because it was a) set up for President Bill Clinton b) protected by the Secret Service (it wasn’t). Last week we learned Clinton once asked for a book about how to delete emails and how to make sure they “stay deleted.” Over the weekend, Clinton made a terrible “joke” about how she loves SnapChat because “those messages disappear all by themselves.”

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/08/19/fbi-yep-we-can-recover-the-data-on-clintons-server-someone-tried-to-delete-n2040878

MSNBC: Clinton Telling Supporters “Don’t Wet The Bed” Over E-Mail Controversy
DOES SHE SOUND WORRIED?

Clinton Refuses To Say Whether Or Not She Wiped The Server

THEY’VE MADE MORE THAN $100 MILLION IN THE PAST FEW YEARS.
SHE GIVES HER INTERNS FREE COFFEE INSTEAD OF PAYING THEM.
NOW THIS:

Hillary Clinton 2016: Campaign wants donors to pay for their own food, parking
The request, released publicly by the FEC on Tuesday afternoon, sketches out a novel accounting plan under which the Clinton campaign would shift some fundraising costs to donors, without counting against their contribution limits.
THERE’S NOTHING WORSE THAN A CHEAP CROOK.
Still, at least one campaign finance watchdog warned that the request could open the door for campaigns to offload all manner of other expenses to deep-pocketed supporters, allowing them to provide more assistance to candidates than envisioned by federal contribution limits.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/08/hillary-clinton-2016-campaign-wants-donors-to-pay-for-their-own-food-parking-121497.html#ixzz3jHG0qWa2

The Shrug Heard Round the World: Hillary Clinton Jokes About Wiping Email Server ‘with a Cloth’
After a townhall appearance in Las Vegas, Hillary Clinton was asked if she had attempted to “wipe” her server. She replied, “What, like, with a cloth or something?”
Ed Henry asked. Hillary replied, “Well, my personal emails are my personal business.” Hillary then repeated her claim, made since March, that her staff went through a “painstaking” process to identify any work-related emails and turned those over to the State Department.
When Henry suggested, “You know how it works digitally,” Hillary denied it, saying, “I don’t know how it works digitally at all.” Hillary then suggested questions about the contents of the server would be for “the people investigating it to try and figure out.” She did not mention the FBI directly.

YA GOTTA SEE THIS:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/08/18/the-shrug-heard-round-the-world-hillary-clinton-jokes-about-wiping-email-server-with-a-cloth/

Judge Nap: ‘Gut Feeling Is Hillary Will Be Charged Over Private Emails’

Judge Andrew Napolitano said today his “gut” feeling is that the Justice Department will end up bringing charges against Hillary Clinton over private emails that contained classified information.

There are now reportedly more than 300 emails that have been flagged as potentially classified. The number could grow as federal agents continue to go through the trove of documents.
http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/08/18/will-hillary-clinton-be-charged-obama-justice-department-private-email-scandal

FINALLY, FROM STILTON:
Seriously, why isn’t this woman already being held in custody instead of making jokes like “you may have seen that I recently launched a Snapchat account. I love it. I love it. Those messages disappear all by themselves.” Hardy-har-har! Doing irreparable harm to our nation’s security is funny, right?

But not as funny as Hillary’s promise, in the same speech in Iowa, that “I will do my part to bring transparency to Americans.” Seriously, isn’t that the kind of lie which is supposed to cause people to burst into flames or be struck by lightning? Or, preferably, both?

Frustratingly, it seems to Hope n’ Change that genuine evil happily floats atop waves of ignorance in much the same way that a toxic oil slick floats atop water – not incidentally choking the life out of everything below.

And speaking of water, we think it’s high time to take the fluoride out and put a buttload of caffeine in. Because Americans are showing no signs of waking up in the near future.
http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/2015/08/fair-warning.html

NOW WE CAN GET TO THE REST OF THE NEWS

Source:

• http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/08/11/fbi-has-taken-possession-of-hillarys-emails-from-home-server-u-s-official-says/
• http://TerrellAftermath.com