MASCOT UPDATE: Ready to go out now, Mama!

Bootz put his boots on all by himself, then came to ask Mama Buzz for help with his parka. Maybe we should’ve named him Pantz? LOL

2018_03 10 Alex pantless

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Afternoon Boredom Killer

Big night tonight. My grandchildren’s high school basketball team is in the class 2A Illinois championship game. THEY CAN BE STATE CHAMPS! They are an awesome team this year and I loved going to the games.
He’s only a freshman,but he’ll get there.

IN OTHER NEWS:
Checking the most reliable source in the universe, more accurate than the atomic clock and Greenwich Mean Time…. my wife’s Betty Boop calendar…. we set the clocks ahead tonight. Getting light earlier and dark later. More time for evening on the porch. Nothing wrong with that.

SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY STUPID

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CNN Purchases Industrial-Sized Washing Machine to Spin News Before Publication

From The Babylon Bee.

ATLANTA, GA—In order to aid the news station in preparing stories for consumption, popular news media organization CNN purchased an industrial-sized washing machine to help its journalists and news anchors spin the news before publication.

 

The custom-made device allows CNN reporters to load just the facts of a given issue, turn a dial to “spin cycle,” and within five minutes, receive a nearly unrecognizable version of the story that’s been spun to fit with the news station’s agenda.

One reporter was seen inserting the facts of a recent news story early Thursday morning.

“Okay, so we just slip in the location, the people involved, the facts of the story, and there we go,” he muttered as he fiddled with the buttons and dials on the machine. “Spin for five minutes on high, and we’ll have ourselves a news story.”

Minutes later, he removed the story and found it had turned into a perfect piece to push universal health care, common-sense gun control, and the removal of President Trump from office.

“Perfect!” he said, taking the story straight to his computer in order to upload it to CNN’s website.

At publishing time, CNN had also purchased an industrial-sized trash compactor in order to help compress and distort facts to fit into its preconceived narrative.

More stories of questionable veracity from The Babylon Bee:

IRS Still Waiting for Liberals to Voluntarily Mail Their Refund Checks Back

Mark Zuckerberg Finishes Morning Reading of Favorite Devotional, ‘1984’

Joel Osteen’s Bible Spotted Shivering Under Seedy Freeway Overpass

Facebook Sends Warm Reminder to Publishers That It Is in Complete Control of Their Livelihood

State of California Votes to Officially Secede from Reality

Calvinist Dog Corrects Owner: ‘No One Is a Good Boy’

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How far has the corruption of our nation progressed …

… that anyone would think we actually need a law to protect our First Amendment rights.

Marriage protest signs

Sen. Mike Lee of Utah and 21 Republican co-sponsors have re-introduced The First Amendment Defense Act which went nowhere in 2015.

The legislation would

  • “ensure” that the federal government could not take discriminatory action against anybody who “speaks, or acts, in accordance with a sincerely held religious belief or moral conviction that marriage is or should be recognized as a union of one man and one woman or two individuals as recognized under Federal law” and
  • prohibit any action against those who believe that sexual relations outside marriage are improper.

When he was running for president in the 2016 race, President Donald Trump said he would sign the measure if it passes both the House and Senate.

Religious Freedom and Marriage in Federal Law by Thomas Messner – January 30, 2014

“Legal recognition of same-sex marriage will increase the potential for conflicts with religious freedom. The majority opinion in the recent U.S. Supreme Court case United States v. Windsor intensifies these concerns by characterizing traditional marriage policy as a form of irrational prejudice.”

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Mueller Bucket List

2018_03 09 Mueller Bucket List by Terrell

Republican Lawmaker: Robert Mueller Is Running Out Of Time

Rep. Francis Rooney said Thursday he believes it could soon be time for special counselor Robert Mueller to bring an end to his Russian probe.

Rep. Adam Schiff conceded Thursday there is still no evidence President Trump or his campaign colluded with Russia to win the election, and made a point of distancing himself from any charges of treason against the president.

Pistol Pete: WHEN MUELLER STARTED THIS WITCH HUNT HE HAD NO INTENTION TO FINISH UNTIL AT LEAST AFTER THE MIDTERMS, HOPING TO FIND ANYTHING TO NAIL TRUMP AND THE REPUBLICANS WITH.

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Hitting and Running

Before something hits back.

Just a mix of the usual bushwa.

Lindsey Graham warns Kim Jong Un: If you play Trump, we’ll end you.
LINDSEY, YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE AND LEAVE THIS TO SOMEONE WITH CARBON STEEL TESTICLES…THAT AIN’T YOU.

Then Graham added a “word of warning” for the leader of the nuclear-armed hermit kingdom.

“The worst possible thing you can do is meet with President Trump in person and try to play him,” the senator said. “If you do that, it will be the end of you — and your regime.”

https://nypost.com/2018/03/08/lindsey-graham-warns-kim-jong-un-if-you-play-trump-well-end-you/

Obama Might Be Coming To Netflix

Obama does not intend to directly confront his Republican successor, President Donald Trump, the report notes, but he could use the programs to correct what he believes to be misinformation spread using online platforms. He could also use Netflix to push-back against his conservative critics.

HE INTENDS TO DISPENSE THE PHONY CRAP HE ALWAYS DOES… HE WOULDN’T DARE FACE THE DONALD.

Obama has a close relationship with Netflix Chief Content Officer Ted Sarandos, who is married to Nicole Avant, an activist who served as the former president’s ambassador to the Bahamas. A Netflix spokesman declined to comment to The New York Times about any discussions.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/03/08/barack-obama-netflix/

 

Poll: Missouri Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill’s Re-Election Bid Is in Trouble
HER LAST TERM WAS GIFT WRAPPED BY TODD AKIN’S INANE COMMENTS… THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR AIR CLAIRE.

A new poll shows Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO), one of ten Democratic senators up for re-election in a state won by President Trump in 2016, trails likely Republican challenger Josh Hawley by a 52 percent to 44 percent margin.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/08/poll-missouri-democratic-sen-claire-mccaskills-re-election-bid-is-in-trouble/

Baltimore Mayor Charges Taxpayers to Send Students to Anti-Gun March

Baltimore mayor Pugh promised free T-shirts and free lunches to students who board 60 city buses later this month to protest gun violence.  The grade school protestors, in exchange, will provide advocacy and a convenient photo-op for an ambitious politician.
But since when have cities become political action committees and their municipal budgets seed money for political organizing? The stunt is irresponsible and borderline abusive.

https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/03/baltimore-mayor-charges-taxpayers-to-send-students-to-anti-gun-march/

‘Get your facts straight, love’: Ingraham’s segment with Baltimore mayor overheats

You’re funding buses, in part, to go down to Washington, and yet you have a budget deficit–” Ingraham said.

“You need to get your facts straight, love,” Pugh shot back. “I don’t know whether you’re trying to become the communications director for the Trump administration–”

IT NEVER FAILS…WHEN A LIBERAL STARTS LOSING AN ARGUMENT, THE NAME CALLING STARTS.

In a heated back and forth, Ingraham pointed out the poor numbers surrounding Baltimore’s education system: It included a 10-year low in enrollment, a $130 million deficit for 2018, and 115 personnel layoffs. Mayor Pugh foolishly says she doesn’t know what that has to do with this protest.

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2018/03/08/get-your-facts-straight-love-ingrahams-segment-with-baltimore-mayor-overheats-611146#

Liberal 9th Circuit Court Of Appeals Allows Kids’ Lawsuit Against Trump For Not Fighting Global Warming To Proceed

(INSERT GROAN HERE….)

A federal appeals court Wednesday rejected the Trump administration’s attempt to dismiss a lawsuit filed by a group of kids who want to force the government to do more to fight climate change.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/377531-liberal-9th-circuit-court-of-appeals-allows-kids-lawsuit-against-trump-for-not-fighting-global-warming-can-proceed/

Flake to introduce bill to nullify Trump’s tariffs
HE’S NOT EVEN RUNNING FOR OFFICE AGAIN BECAUSE ARIZONA IS SICK OF HIM, SO HE’S BEING AS BIG A PAIN AS HE CAN BE UNTIL HE’S ESCORTED OUT OF TOWN.

Republicans worked frantically, without success, for days to publicly and privately urge the administration to back down or at least narrow the tariffs.

“These so-called ‘flexible tariffs’ are a marriage of two lethal poisons to economic growth — protectionism and uncertainty. Trade wars are not won, they are only lost. Congress cannot be complicit as the administration courts economic disaster,” Flake added on Thursday.

Flake to introduce bill to nullify Trump’s tariffs

CNN’s Erin Burnett: If Trump Solves North Korea Crisis, “That would be going down as a Great President”

As bad as she hates to admit it, CNN’s Erin Burnett said tonight that if President Trump can solve the problem with North Korea, “that would be going down as a great President. There is no way around that, and that is the reality here.”

Burnett said that on the news that there may be a breakthrough with North Korea.

Dictator Kim Jong-un says he wants to meet with Trump, and Trump says he will do so “by May.”

Lou Dobbs: If two ‘RINOs’ continue to fight Trump they’ll see largest loss of seats by majority party in a century

Fox Business’ Lou Dobbs delivered a solemn monologue on Wednesday in which he urged Republicans–specifically House Speaker Paul Ryan (Wis.) and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.)– to cooperate with the president’s proposed tariffs on foreign steel and aluminum lest the party suffer historic defeat in November’s midterm elections.

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2018/03/08/lou-dobbs-if-two-rinos-continue-to-fight-trump-theyll-see-largest-loss-of-seats-by-majority-party-in-a-century-611269#

Abstinence-only education making a comeback under Trump

Abstinence-only education — encouraging adolescents to wait until marriage for sex — is making a comeback under President Trump

In a marked departure from the previous administration, conservatives at the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) are putting an emphasis on abstinence to reduce teen pregnancy rates.

ABSTINENCE IS THE ONLY FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL THAT IS 100% EFFECTIVE.

Abstinence-only education making a comeback under Trump

Winning: U.S. Steel to Call Back 500 Employees to Illinois Plant After Trump Announces Tariffs on Foreign Steel

I’VE HEARD ALL FORMS OF ARGUMENTS ON THESE TARIFFS. I DON’T CLAIM TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING, BUT I TRUST BEING THE SAVVY BUSINESS MAN TRUMP IS (WE’VE NEVER HAD ONE AS PRESIDENT BEFORE)… THIS IS PROBABLY A NEGOTIATING TOOL TO BRING THE WORLD TRADE INTO AMERICA’S FAVOR INSTEAD OF BEING CONSTANTLY ROLLED BY CHINA AND OTHERS.

The steel company announced that it would need the additional personnel to support increased demand for steel after President Trump announced last week that the U.S. would impose tariffs on aluminum and steel imports.

Company leaders praised President Trump for his decision to increase competition among different companies, adding that steel imports threaten this country’s economic and national security.

The Granite City plant idled its blast furnaces and its steel-making facilities in December 2015 and idled its hot strip mill in January 2016 because of a sluggish market.

http://www.breitbart.com/economics/2018/03/07/winning-u-s-steel-call-back-500-employees-illinois-plant-trump-announces-tariffs-foreign-steel/

Why Trump Is So Hated by Leftists

My brother expressed his disgust watching an animated TV show trashing Trump, titled Our Cartoon President. Incredibly, leftists have hijacked the airwaves and everywhere people gather to exploit as platforms to spread their vitriolic, insane hatred for Trump. Outrageously, TV coverage of the Olympics included leftist hatred for the Trump administration.

I think Trump is hated by the left because his ideology, his words and actions, are the exact opposite of the left’s ideology. He is not a “globalist,” but loves America, our homeland; he knows that we can’t continue being the world’s number-one giver if we are not safe and successful ourselves. He knows that capitalism, not communism, will feed the poor; capitalism makes everyone richer, while communism makes everyone equally poor. He knows that free enterprise and less government regulation will provide jobs and boost our economy, not socialist handouts and overregulation.

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2018/03/why_trump_is_so_hated_by_leftists.html#ixzz59H3plqFf

Hunters Donate Almost 290,000 Pounds of Venison for Hungry Missourians

I’VE NEVER HUNTED, BUT MY FISHING BUDDY OF MORE THAN 20 YEARS HUNTS DEER WITH A BOW. HE NORMALLY GETS ONE OR TWO EVERY YEAR. HE HAS ONE MADE INTO BURGERS AND STEAKS AND HAS THE OTHER PROCESSED AND DONATES IT TO THE LOCAL FOOD PANTRY. VENISON IS VERY LEAN AND HEALTHY FOR YOU. SUCH ARE THE PRINCIPLES OF THE “DEMONS” WHO BELONG TO THE NRA.

Fox 2 Now reports the MDC released a statement, saying, “This season’s total of 289,292 pounds of venison included nearly 5,600 whole deer. Hunters donated 198,277 pounds of venison the year before. Since the program was started in 1992, Share the Harvest has provided nearly 4 million pounds of lean, healthy venison to help feed hungry Missourians.”

Programs to donate venison to the hungry exist in numerous states. Nebraska has a program called Hunters Helping the Hungry, Pennsylvania has a Share the Harvest program, and Maryland has Farmers and Hunters Feeding the Hungry.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/08/hunters-donate-290000-pounds-venison-hungry-missourians/

Virginia Congressional Candidate Cuts Husband’s AR-15 Into A Possible Illegal Short-Barreled Rifle

CONGRATULATIONS… SHORTENING THE BARREL OF YOUR HUSBAND’S AR-15 HAS TRANSFORMED IT INTO AN ILLEGAL WEAPON…IDIOT.

As numerous individuals pointed out to Mallard on social media once the clip was circulated, many of which she dismissed as “NRA trolls,” the act of creating a short barreled rifle with a barrel less than 16-inches long is strictly regulated under the National Firearms Act.

http://www.guns.com/2018/03/08/congressional-candidate-cuts-ar-15-possibly-makes-illegal-sbr-video/

Pelosi: “I Wish Trump Would Sashay Away “
SAN FRAN NAN SCHMOOZING WITH DRAG QUEEN RuPAUL… SOMEBODY SUGGESTED HE GIVE HER SOME MAKEUP TIPS… I SAY SHE NEED LANDSCAPING

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Reasons to keep Planned Parenthood out of schools

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Idiocy at HuffPo

But I repeat myself.

On Wednesday, Emily Peck published an especially brainless piece in HuffPost entitled, “The Constitution Gives Gun Owners Greater Rights Than Women.”

Her evidence? More men own guns!

Never mind that the Second Amendment itself is absolutely gender-neutral.

Plus, this.

2d Amendment - making women equal

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So a coward AND a liar

Color me surprised. Not.

2018_03 08 Tapper Broward tweet

Broward Coward Deputy Scot Peterson has insisted publicly that he believed gunfire was happening outside, not inside the school building.

But internal radio dispatches released by the sheriff’s office Thursday show Peterson saying the gunfire was happening “inside” and that Peterson told his officers to stay “stay at least 500 feet away” from the building.

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Bits & Bytes

Ancient Grammar Police

The New York Times had to correct their story about how a hypothetical New York couple’s taxes would go up … after it was shown that their taxes would actually go down.

Donald Trump’s tariffs on nations that cheat on trade agreements are exactly what he promised during the campaign.

The Trump Department of Justice will be giving the Operation Fast and Furious documents that the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform failed for years to get the “transparent” Obama’s DOJ to produce.

The House Select Committee on Intelligence has begun investigating former Secretary of State John F. Kerry’s connection to the fake Trump-Russia dossier.

2018_03 Broward Coward

The real reason for gun violence is not a lack of government control, but the fact that our souls and our society are desperately corrupt, sick, and immoral.

2018_03 08 GOP v Dem by Branco

Valerie Huber, the acting deputy assistant secretary for population affairs at HHS and longtime advocate of abstinence is now the final arbiter of which groups will receive federal family planning funds.

Oscar Romero and Pope Paul VI will be canonized in 2018.

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