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THE PRAYER BREAKFAST GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Poor Barry.He had to put in an appearance at the National Prayer Breakfast today,which started at 7:45.He rarely schedules anything before 11AM.He was visibly sleepy.SOS Liveshot yawned through the entire service.It must really irritate him that he’s got to listen to a bunch of talk about God and all that righteousness crap.He sure hopes the peons appreciate the sacrifices he makes for them.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT

Posted by Pistol Pete

On Feb.6,1911,the only man I would ever call president was born in Tampico,Ill.

We’ll surely never see his like ever again.He had the unique ability to talk above the biased media noise machine rather than try to talk through them.He recognized the innate ability posessed by most Americans to do great things when given the freedom to chase their dreams unfettered by government regulations.Just a few decades removed,he would not even be welcomed in his own party given the spineless,wishy-washy moderate proles who run the party these days and don’t want anybody who would interrupt the incestuous relationship they carry on with the leftist socialists to share the taxpayer-funded benefits.We’ve seen that with Sarah Palin and with the Tea Party candidates last year.If we cannot take our party back,God help us.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,MR. PRESIDENT

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JUST FOR FUN; SUPER BOWL ADS

Posted by Pistol Pete

Kind of a lazy,do-nothing Saturday.Thought I’d go through some ads for the big game and post some for you to watch.Just relax and enjoy.

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TODAYS GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

THAT LIBERAL RAG,NEW REPUBLIC,POSTED THIS PHOTO TO SHOW CAPTAIN COOL HOLDING HIS FAVORITE OVER/UNDER SKEET GUN

I DON’T KNOW SHEEPSHIT FROM APPLE BUTTER HOW TO DOCTOR PICTURES,BUT I COULD DO A BETTER PHOTOSHOP JOB.HERE’S THE ORIGINAL:

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THE DEPRESSIONAL MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

This is one of those days that aren’t worth getting out of bed for.I never watch the Sunday shows,and for good reason.Bob Menendez was on for a full segment with McQueeg discussing their amnesty plot and he was never asked one question about the FBI investigating for using underage prostitutes.Must be nice to get a free pass for criminal behavior just because you have a ‘D’ after your name.I also read about the lovefest ’60 Minutes’ had for Barry and Cankles.I thought Pantsuit would give the boss a handjob on air,but apparently Kroft serviced him before they went on.

I heard all the pundits were talking about what a blow the DC Circuit court dealt his recess appointment crimes (on the radio,they’d never breathe a word of it on TV) and I just shook my head.

For 100 bonus points…CAN ANYONE THINK OF ANYTHING THIS PRICK COULD DO THAT HE WOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR??

Of course,the answer is no.Those who vote for him don’t care what he does to the country.It’s all about image and symbolism.He’s already sold out Eastern Europe and plans to try to split Israel in two and give half to the Palestinian terrorists.He’ll regulate any business he chooses into oblivion and if the economy goes into a depression,so what? He and his bros got theirs and their serfs are too ignorant and lazy to care.

I think what I’m most depressed by today is McStain and his bitch Grahamnesty heading up the ‘gang of eight’ to give amnesty to 11 million illegals in exchange for bogus ‘increased border security’ which is just phony cover for the backstabbing bastards who are supposedly representing us.I guess we’re on our own.

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THE AFTER-NAP GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

 

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TODAY’S GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I had intended to post yesterday,but my narcolepsy(yes,I do have it) was pretty bad yesterday.Seeing the hits we had,perhaps I should just shut up.

Hillary testified today,and as your humble correspondent predicted long ago she didn’t remember anything.I sure wish somebody on our side would give these libs a dose of what our people get when they’re testifying.Hillary! is in line for 2016 if Barky decides to give up the throne,so they had to clear her name.A few American lives seems a cheap price to pay.

Summary of BHO's 2d inaugural speech

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A POST-IMMACULATION PICTORIAL

Posted by Pistol Pete

I was wandering around the blogosphere trying to get a feel for how pathetic today’s show actually was.I’ll have more particulars tomorrow.It was a totally predictable performance.Self-serving platitudes about gay rights and climate change,blah,blah,blah.I had to post a couple pictures you may have missed.

EVERY DESIGNER IN THE WORLD HOPING TO MAKE CLOTHES FOR THE GHETTO QUEEN,AND FOR THE INUGURAL SHE GOES TO HOMIE THE CLOWN’S COSTUME SHOP FOR A PRINCE VALIANT OUTFIT,COMPLETE WITH CHEAP BEATLES WIG!!WTF???

THIS MAN CAME TO THE SHOW AS A COURTESY;HE WAS ROUNDLY BOOED.THEY CAN’T HELP IT.HATE IS A 24 HOUR A DAY CONDITION FOR THE LEFT

THIS IS ‘FATHER-OF-THE-YEAR’ BUBBA KLINTOON CHECKING OUT KELLY CLARKSON’S ASS.ONCE A HORNDOG, ALWAYS A HORNDOG.

Please consider this an open thread for your comments on today’s events.

Added by CtH: Justice Scalia may have been sending a message about the lengths to which he will go to preserve our religious liberty. Or maybe he just wanted to keep his head warm.

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Pretty sad when there are more parade participants than spectators!

2013_01 21 Sparse crowd for immaculation two

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THE IMMACULATION-FREE GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Is anybody else as irritated as I am that the libtards keep bringing up MLK when everybody knows he would have no place in todays democrat party?He constantly preached against the violence,racism and class warfare that are the cornerstone of their ideology. I can stomach no more of their hypocrisy and the media’s persistent ass-licking of the ones doing genuine harm to our nation.

When I finish this,I’m mulling either rearranging my sock drawer then trimming my nose hair with DW’s pinking shears or watching the entire last season of Swamp People on DVD.Either is a better use of my time and far more satisfying than watching a bunch of liberals congratulating themselves.A shockingly large section of the country worships this thug like he’s a deity.When he’s crucified,buried and is resurrected,not only would I worship him,I’d be a fan.Until then I’ll reserve my praise for the One who already did it.

 

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A GRUDGE FOR NO APPARENT REASON

Posted by Pistol Pete

It’s a cold,windy day in Northern Illinois.DW is off to her BFF’s to play Yahtzee.She took her loaded dice with her so she plans to win.I’m watching old westerns on cable.What with the news being wall-to-wall coverage of The Great Immaculation Part Deux until Monday,the small fortune I pay for all the pay cable channels are worth every penny.I’m really trying to find enough good news for a feel-good grudge,but its really hard coming up with much.It’s too bad we don’t all live close enough to have a potluck or something.

NEWSWEAK IS OUT OF PRINT,IT’S ONLY AVAILABLE ONLINE.FORTUNATELY,YOU WON’T BE ASSAILED BY THIS COVER AT THE GROCERY STORE CHEKOUT.

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I CAN’T TAKE THIS CRAP…I NEED SOMETHING FUNNY!

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