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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

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First off,prayers for you and yours,Hoot.I have been without a job twice in the last two years.GP knew me when after 8 months of finding no work and feeling lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut I teetered dangerously close to the edge of the precipice.Both times Almighty God saw fit to have mercy on a pitiful sinner,as undeserving as I am.God promised us he would never give us more of a burden than we could bear.I have questioned his judgement many,many times.

One of granny’s favorite lines was always, ‘God loves those who help themselves.’ Be strong and have faith in Him.You have many friends here,and we all support you and yours and are willing to do what we can for you.It sounds cliched,but things will get better.I promise.

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

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I can’t say I’m pissed off today.I’m way,way beyond that.I will go into some detail in the links,but here’s the gist of it.

Owing to the significance of 9/11,both campaigns planned to pull down their ads for the day.One side kept its word.I’ll let you guess which side did not.Some goofball made a film mocking Muhammed the pedophile and the feral rats in Libya and Egypt used it as an excuse to attack the Egyptian embassy and burn the American flag.The embassy apologized for insulting Islam and the Obama Regime disavowed the apology!This morning J.Christopher Stevens,the US ambassador to Libya and three others were attempting to move to safety when a murderous savage fired a rocket into their car,killing all four.Predictably,our fearless leader issued a statement condemning the attack in the strongest possible terms.I’m sure that made the bastards feel really bad.

Meanwhile,the Prime Minister of Israel formally asked for an audience with the president when he visits next week.Obama,regrettably turned him down citing scheduling conflicts.He’s going on Letterman that night.Can’t let foreign affairs stuff get in the way of his campaigning.The only interview he granted on 9/11 was to a radio rapper nicknamed ‘the pimp with a limp.’ Just to let his peeps know he’s down with the homeboys.The tragedy of it all is it will make not an iota of difference to acolytes blinded by ignorance or ideology.Well,maybe this will push gas prices to $4.50-$5.00/gallon.They would still blame Bush and Big Oil.

The media are scrambling this morning to find ways to deflect criticism from the limp-dicked nincompoop they foisted on the nation four years ago.That will take a Pulitzer-prize effort,but I’m sure they’re up to it.Hell,they’ve been doing it forever.

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THE 9/11 GRUDGE-NEVER FORGET

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There are certain events in one’s life which are so profound as to be indelibly etched in your mind forever.

I remember where I was on Friday,Nov. 22,1963.

I also remember Tuesday,Sept. 11,2001.

 

 

 

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

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Is it safe to come out yet?

YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SEEN THIS PICTURE OF PLUGS WITH A BIKER ‘CHICK’ ON HIS LAP.

Here’s the skinny;:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/248349-biden-gets-friendly-with-female-biker

I FOUND THIS COMMENT ON A THREAD AT FREE REPUBLIC.LORD,I HOPE SOMEBODY CAN VERIFY IT!

Biden gets friendly with female biker

Another example of not fact checking:

The name of this so called “female biker” is James Martisen who owns the transvestite bar where the picture was taken. James is an Obama bundler and political adviser

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THE CONVENTION GRUDGE–FINAL DAY, MERCIFULLY

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The jobs report just came out.They were expecting 125K new jobs,actual number was 96K.Still,unemployement went down to 8.1%,because 368,000 stopped looking for work.Watch for the left to tout the ‘unexpected’ decline in the unemployment rate and claim the economy is improving.

I’ve heard about 2 minutes of Hussein’s speech and didn’t miss a thing.The enemedia swooned,as expected,but most realized it was bland,offputting and rife with lies.Conservatives on radio row were completely frozen out,official goons pushing bigshots past them to avoid having to answer anything of substance.Cavuto said Wednesday he was warned not to leave the booth to go down to the convention floor.Given the savage instincts and lack of respect,their safety would definitely be in jeopardy.How sad.

It’s over now and the sprint to the finish begins in earnest.I will not sully this site with any video of the Chosen One.The other acts in this freak show were bad enough.Strap up,time to roll.

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THE CONVENTION GRUDGE–DAY 3

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60 days left until our nation comes up for parole from the sentence imposed on us by a jury of naive fools and welfare layabouts.

As Cankles once said,you have to “suspend disbelief” to accept the democrat party has any semblence of coherence.From moving Bozo’s immaculation speech inside citing phony weather concern so as not to embarrass the nation with images of an empty stadium, to forcing through a change in the platform to reinstate God and Israel after it blew up in their faces despite opposition from half the crowd, to their impeached rapist hero droning on for nearly an hour.If this is all they have I feel a little better about November.

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THE DNC CONVENTION GRUDGE–DAY 2

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I must confess I missed the opening night of the liberal love-fest.I read and heard all I needed to this morning.There are plenty of videos today,most of them very short.Enjoy.

THIS IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED:THIS IS BAWNEY FWANK CHECKING IN TO HIS HOTEL IN CHARLOTTE.EITHER THE BELT IS HIS HUSBANDS OR HE’S USING IT TO KEEP THE FORESKIN FROM COVERING HIS HEAD.

THEY HAVE INVENTED THE FIRST WOOKIE ROBOT!

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THE DNC CONVENTION GRUDGE–DAY ONE

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There wer a veritable mountain of items on the ‘net this morning,and I will try to winnow out all but the very best for you here.

I was struck by Chrissy’s excellent post on Empty Chair Day and the overwhelming response to it.As with the assault on Chick-Fil-A and so many others,people of good will unite and turn into a powerful force.It is the kind of spirit that won us our independence and that spirit can free us from the tyranny that has been thrust upon us once again.

“I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING…DID I SPEND SIX TRILLION DOLLARS OR ONLY FIVE?TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH WITH ALL THE CHAOS YOU’VE CREATED,I’VE LOST TRACK MYSELF.BUT SEEING AS HOW THESE ARE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE WORLD,AND CAN SWEEP YOUR ASS CLEAN OUT,YOU’VE GOT TO ASK YOURSELF ONE QUESTION-DO I FEEL LUCKY?WELL,DO YA….PUNK?”

That came to me last night..must have been the saurkraut.

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

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Well,I made the sacrifice of staying up for all the speeches last week.In the end it was pleasurable and uplifting.Now its the dems’ turn to take center stage and bloviate about nothing truly relevant to anyone.Thanks to the miracle of instant communication I can wait until the next morning to glean anything of interest without the pain of having to sit through it.You look here to keep abreast of things and I do my best not to disappoint.

Does anyone care to put an over/under on how many times this week you will hear:

tax cuts for the rich

millionaires and billionaires

a woman’s right to choose

an economy that grows from the middle out

I.me.my

inherited this mess

four million jobs created

invest in green energy and education

go back to failed policies

There are many more,but that’s about the gist of it.

DUE TO A PHENOMENON  KNOWN AS ‘EASTWOODING,’ BLOGGERS HAVE HIT THE SOCIAL NETWORKS TO MAKE TODAY ‘EMPTY CHAIR DAY’

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THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

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I was considering whether or not to do a Saturday post,but there’s so much left over from the convention and the upcoming freak show the democrats are planning I thought I’d go ahead in case anybody’s around.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.IT’S A GIANT SAND SCUPTURE OF THE EXALTED ONE WHICH WILL BE DISPLAYED AT THE CONVENTION FOR ALL THE MEDIA TO BOW AND PRAY BEFORE

My head is spinning from the biblical passages I’m thinking of.

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