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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

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I was doing research yesterday and found some videos so cool,I could hardly wait to post them.

So much in the news,I don’t know where to start–but that never stopped me before.

WHAT KIND OF A SISSY EATS AN ICE CREAM CONE WITH A SPOON???

HE’S EATING MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP BECAUSE ITS BROWN LIKE HIM AND GREEN LIKE MONEY HE CAN’T SPEND ENOUGH OF

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

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Admin.: I’m still waiting for that pay raise so I an put a new paint job on my Rolls Royce.

Frankly: No,the cow wasn’t thrilled,but had she tried to deliver her calf sideways it probably would have killed her.That would have ruined her day.

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE

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Today’s grannyism: “You better hope your face doesn’t freeze like that”

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

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Today’s grannyism: ‘If wishes were horses,beggars would ride.’

SO WHAT IF I’M A MISERABLE FAILURE.I STILL HAVE THIS!

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THE NOT-EVERY-SUNDAY GRUDGE

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Normally,I don’t post on Sunday because it seems nobody’s around.But then I figured,heck,I was put on this earth to irritate a certain amount of people and I’m not there yet!Besides,people are contributing so much interesting stuff,I look forward to seeing what other folks think.

 

BAWNEY FANK,72,MARRIES HIS BOYTOY JIM READY,42.

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO EEEEEWWWWWW

 

THE SAD THING IS,I’M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER BOBBY FULLER

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THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

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OBAMA GETS A WARM WELCOME IN OHIO

No,I live in Illinois and I don’t wear Dockers

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THE FRIDAY GRUDGE

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Friday,end of the week,two days of rest ahead.Unless you deliver newspapers-then it’s just another day.

THIS IS A REAL MAN!

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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

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Thank you,Lord,for another day granted.

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THE INDEPENDENCE DAY GRUDGE

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If you don’t know who it is,you must be new here

Just gonna throw a few things together today.We’re going to my oldest daughters house for a cookout and have some fun with some of my other grandchildren.Its supposed to be 101 here,so thank goodness for central air.

 

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THE BEREAVEMENT GRUDGE

 

The original intent was to take at least a week off,as one would take time off work to mourn the passing of a loved one.After much prayer and meditation I felt that the burden of sorrow becomes lighter when you look to your family and friends for solace.When we lift our voices in unison,perhaps a compassionate God will guide us through these rocky shoals.

First,I’ve never been much of a silver-lining guy.Second place in a contest is the first loser.I fear that what has been done to us cannot be undone.If anybody can name a federal program that ever went away once it’s been established,please let me know.The fallback position for any liberal is that a failed policy just needs more money.The thought that it was a bad idea to begin with never occurs to them.Obamacare is here to stay,folks,get used to it.

There is strong evidence Benedict Roberts had originally sided with the constitutionalists on the court.Remember when I said Obama knew what the vote was minutes after it was done,thanks probably to Kagan?Do you recall how he stormed in front of the cameras,wagged his finger and warned the court about taking the ‘unprecedented’ step of overturning established law?Roberts even lobbied Kennedy hard to switch so all the blame would not fall on him.The reasons he sold the country out are known only to him,but I get the sense he knew what he was doing because immediately afterward he hopped a plane to Malta,which he referred to as ‘an isolated island fortress.’ Obama even gave him travel expenses–thirty pieces of silver.

That puddle of pudding,Boehner,boldly announced a July 11 vote to repeal Obamatax.To what end?It’s going nowhere,everybody knows it.Just a little something to tell the folks at home.McConnell has previously stated they have no intention of repealing it,and I doubt Romney would have the stomach for it either.There will be no happy ending.

Obama lied when he said it wasn’t a tax!We can nail him because he lied.Guess what?People know he lied.They think most politicians lie.Taxes only hurt those who are working.The democrat base is the very rich, who don’t care about the money,and the poor, who don’t pay anything anyway.As long as they get their free stuff,it’s all good.

What do you suppose he hired those 16,000 IRS agents for?Rush said yesterday that they will have the power to go into any business and get your payroll records and know what both you and your family make.If  they feel you’re not paying enough, or none at all for your insurance,even if your company has dropped coverage for their employees,they have the power to deduct monies from your check,as they do with FICA and withholding.This is enumerated in the first response,entitled ‘the ten worst things about Obamacare.’

 

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