The plan is to post some serious stuff after my morning nap. (Did I mention I’m retired and I can do that any time I want to?) But first, a little palate cleanser.
Yesterday was wonderful. Nice breakfast with my family, and Big Sis’ varsity softball team won both ends of a double header. Unfortunately, my grandson RJ hasn’t learned yet he could never get the best of his mom on his best day. But he keeps trying.
Ah, the innocence of youth. Continue reading
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Sinko de Mayonnaise Silliness
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The Greatest Gift of All
This is shaping up to be a good day. My usual breakfast with my uncles and cousins this morning, then this afternoon RJ’s Big Sis has a softball game at the high school. I haven’t seen them since RJ’s basketball season ended in March. The whole family will be there and I’ve really missed them. It’s hard when they all have activities that take them in all directions every day. That’s one of the problems with being retired. You get lonely when everyone else is busy. She plays on the varsity squad, but with a lot of seniors and she a junior she doesn’t always get to play. I could care less, as long as I can be with them. We plan to go to a neat little pizzeria in their town after the game. The food is good, the company is even better. Continue reading
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School Daze
This is later than I’ve ever posted but there are some serious things I’m going to be getting to in the next few days.
Every time I see the way our educational system has left the path of practical knowledge and raced headlong into a full blown indoctrination system for little socialists.
Great plan, guys! Illinois Dems vote to replace armed security at schools with mental health workers
The Illinois House of Representatives has come up with a brilliant plan to secure the safety of children in the state’s school system.
The plan is brilliant for Democrats, of course, who lead the state governing body as it calls for replacing armed police officers in schools with mental health professionals – who are unarmed, according to an Associated Press report.
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2018/04/30/great-plan-guys-illinois-dems-vote-to-replace-armed-security-at-schools-with-mental-health-workers-629929 Continue reading
Filed under Education, Project Veritas, Unions
As Long As I’m At It
There’s a plethora of other items of interest. After the last post I had to shower because I felt dirty talking about that… whatever the hell you call it with the fright wig on her head.
Trump to pull feds out of K-12 education
“For too long the government has imposed its will on state and local governments. The result has been education that spends more and achieves far, far, far less,” Mr. Trump said. “My administration has been working to reverse this federal power grab and give power back to families, cities [and] states — give power back to localities.”
He said that previous administrations had increasingly forced schools to comply with “whims and dictates” from Washington, but his administration would break the trend.
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/apr/26/donald-trump-pull-feds-out-k-12-education/ Continue reading
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Filed under Anthony Kennedy, Donald Trump, Education, Immigration, Mike Pence, North Korea, NRA, Republicans, Voter ID
Their True Colors
There was some butt-covering yesterday over the hideous display of savagery at that hatefest held in Washington Saturday night. There was some mild condemnation from leftards but the truth is what Michelle Wolf spewed was what they all feel. Trump called her a ‘filthy comedian.’ The reality is that it’s the exact response the worthless whore was looking for. They have no morals, no shame, no sense of decency. They are filled with rage, spite, and a burning need to create a totalitarian utopia where they are the few at the top dictating to those who didn’t graduate from the Kennedy School of Journalism.
After the outrage exploded, the WCHA ultimately threw Wolf under the bus, but as with all Democrat actions nothing will happen to her. She’ll get high fives from her fellow smut mongers at Comedy Central and they’ll all feel good about inflicting pain on the president and his supporters. Continue reading
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Q: What kind of person is happy on Monday?
A: A retired one. Continue reading
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About Last Night
Two events occurred last night. One was a positive, upbeat, enthusiastic rally in Michigan led by President Trump. The other was a gathering of bottom feeding, miserable smut mongers with no compassion for anyone who doesn’t belong to their clique. The dichotomy was stark.
THIS IS FROM THE AP; TAKE IT FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH
Trump takes aim at familiar targets at Michigan rally
Trump has been urging voters to support Republicans for Congress as a way of advancing his agenda. In his rally in Washington Township, he repeatedly pointed to Sen. Debbie Stabenow of Michigan as one of the Democrats who needed to be voted out.
After saying Stabenow was standing in the way of protecting U.S. borders and had voted against tax cuts, Trump said: “And you people just keep putting her back again and again and again. It’s your fault.”
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-takes-aim-at-familiar-targets-at-michigan-rally/ar-AAwt5tc?ocid=UE12DHP
Trump seems to tout rally as alternate programming to correspondents’ dinner
President Trump urged Twitter followers to watch live coverage of his planned Michigan rally Saturday night, seemingly suggesting his rally as alternative programming to tonight’s White House Correspondents Association Dinner.
In a tweet, the president noted that his rally in Michigan, which is slated to be about job creation and business growth, would be “live on T.V.”
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-seems-to-tout-rally-as-alternate-programming-to-correspondents%e2%80%99-dinner/ar-AAwsB5p?ocid=UE12DHP
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THE PRESIDENT SPOKE FOR ALMOST 1 1/2 HOURS. THESE BITES ARE ALL UNDER 3 MINUTES. I VALUE YOUR TIME HERE.
Trump supporters chant ‘Nobel’ for Korea talks at Michigan rally
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Corey Lewandowski Fires Up the Crowd at Trump Rally in Michigan
For the second year in a row President Trump held a rally with American workers on the night of the White House Correspondents’ Ball.
Trump held a rally in Ypsilanti, Michigan tonight.
During his speech President Trump had former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski come up on stage and say a few words.
Corey Lewandowski Fires Up the Crowd at Trump Rally in Michigan (VIDEO)
IT GOT REALLY UGLY REALLY FAST AT THE WCHD. A FOUL-MOUTHED, HATEFUL, UNFUNNY BITCH FROM “COMEDY CENTRAL” PISSED OFF JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY.
THERE IS VIDEO OF THIS FILTHY SLUT SPEWING HER CRAP, BUT I WOULDN’T POLLUTE THIS SITE WITH THAT KIND OF CONTAMINATION.
Screeching Moonbat Michelle Wolf’s Jokes Fall Flat, Or Offend, At DC Dinner
Comedian Michelle Wolf performed at Saturday night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington — but not all members of the audience stayed for the entire act.
Apparently offended by many of the comedian’s jabs at President Donald Trump and members of his administration, many attendees sat in silence, or simply got up and walked out, Politico reported.
“President Trump isn’t here, if you haven’t noticed,” Wolf, 32, a writer for Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show with Trevor Noah,” told the gathering. “I would drag him here myself, but it turns out the president of the United States is the one p— you’re not allowed to grab.”
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/29/comedian-michelle-wolfs-jokes-fall-flat-or-offend-at-dc-dinner.html
WHCD ‘Comedian’ Cracks Gruesome Abortion Joke — Liberal Reporters Laugh in Delight
The WHCD comedian came with an agenda this year to hurl vile insults at President Trump and his administration.
Gross. WHCD ‘Comedian’ Cracks Gruesome Abortion Joke — Liberal Reporters Laugh in Delight (VIDEO)
Nasty Comedienne at WHCD Blasted After She Trashes Sarah Huckabee Sanders With Vile, Disgusting Insults
Sanders was seated near the center of the dais at the dinner, mere feet away from Wolf. Sanders remained stoic as the comedian savaged her.
Michelle Wolf mocked Sanders as Aunt Lydia in the Handmaiden’s Tale, a bull-dyke gym teacher and attacked Sanders over her ‘smoky eye’ look. Wolf concluded with the racist, sexist attack in which she called Sanders a traitor to ‘white women’ and asked what the equivalent is for an “Uncle Tom’: “Aunt Coulter,” she said.
AP Reporter Rips White House Correspondents’ Dinner as Sean Spicer Calls Out WHCA Board Members for ‘Disgrace’
South Carolina based Associated Press reporter Meg Kinnard ripped the White House Correspondent’s Association Dinner Saturday night for making it harder for reporters in red states to work and be trusted there. The dinner featured vile personal attacks by comedienne Michelle Wolf on senior White House officials Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/04/ap-reporter-rips-white-house-correspondents-dinner-as-sean-spicer-calls-out-whca-board-members-for-disgrace/
WHCD Comedian Michelle Wolf: Trump a ‘Pussy;’ Wants to See Jake Tapper Orgasm, Porn and Abortion Jokes Fly
Wolf, the after-dinner entertainment for the White House press corps and their guests, was surprisingly racy for the venue and seemed more at home on HBO than C-SPAN. After one crass joke drew groans in the Washington Hilton ballroom, she laughed and said, “Yeah, shoulda done more research before you got me to do this.”
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/04/29/whcd-comedian-michelle-wolf-trump-pussy-wants-see-jake-tapper-orgasm-porn-abortion-jokes/
Trump: White House Correspondents Dinner Was a ‘Big, Boring Bust’
Trump skipped the dinner again this year and instead held a campaign-style rally in Michigan, touting his economic record and the current peace process with North Korea. White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was one of the few people from the Trump administration to attend the dinner.
A writer for “The Daily Show With Trevor Noah,” Michelle Wolf, was this year’s comedian at the dinner, and her performance got a mixed reception. Some reporters thought Wolf’s jokes didn’t help with the perception that they are liberal and out of touch with most of America. Others thought her attacks on Sanders were too personal and harsh.
Trump: White House Correspondents Dinner Was a ‘Big, Boring Bust’
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Queens of the House
Way back in 1965 Jody Miller did a parody of Roger Miller’s song, King of the Road, called Queen of the House.
These days we have at least two “queens” in the House, deranged, maniacal, as clueless about the real world as Alice’s rabbit. I’m speaking, of course, of Gasoline Maxine and Nasty Pelousy. They are shining examples of today’s Democrat icons. Their secret lies in the complete ignorance and moonbattery of their voters. All you can think of when you hear their incoherent babble is how did this happen to our country?
Maxine Waters: 70 Percent Of Women Want To Impeach Trump
WHEN YOUR DISTRICT IS FULL OF CRIMINALS AND PARASITES YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
“Everywhere I go, people are talking about, ‘Why can’t y’all get rid of him? Why can’t you impeach him?’” Waters said. “They say all of these things and I’m not just talking about my district — whether I’m on the airplane, I’m walking down the street in New York, wherever I am — I’m hearing it.”
Waters then claimed that 70 percent of women want the president impeached, but did not cite any evidence to back up her claim.
http://dailycaller.com/2018/04/23/maxine-waters-women-impeach-trump/
Nancy Pelosi Knocks Her Own San Francisco District Over Free Speech, Says Don’t Shout Down Speakers
Fearless College Student Calls Out Nancy Pelosi About Her ‘Crumbs’ Comments to Her Face
A fearless college student confronted House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) about her previous attacks on Trump’s tax cut, where she referred to the plan as “crumbs.”
Nancy Pelosi slurred her words and marred her face as she tried to answer the student with her liberal double-speak.
You’ve spoken about the effects of the Republican tax plan, specifically referring to its effects on average Americans as ‘crumbs,’ as the son of small business owners, I know that it’s helped my parent hire more employees. It’s helped us pay off our mortgage, helped put me through college.”
“Would you still refer to the effects of this tax plan on average Americans as crumbs?” the college student asked.
Fearless College Student Calls Out Nancy Pelosi About Her ‘Crumbs’ Comments to Her Face (VIDEO)
Pelosi Begrudgingly Admits GOP Tax Plan Has Helped Average Americans
Confident Pelosi: Dems Ready to Push Amnesty, Gun Control ‘When We Win’ in Nov
A confident House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) predicted on Tuesday that Democrats will take back the House and immediately push for amnesty for so-called Dreamers and more gun-control legislation.
“When we win and we take over in January, some of the issues that will come up soon are some of the issues that we are asking the Speaker to do right now,” she said at a Georgetown University event.
Pelosi then said Democrats are set to push “gun-violence legislation and background-checks legislation” in addition to “legislation on the Dreamers.”
Maxine Waters Hopes ‘Cohen Tapes’ Give Democrats ‘Treasure Trove Of Information’
Democratic California Rep. Maxine Waters hopes an FBI raid on Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump’s personal attorney, provides Democrats with a “treasure trove” of information with which to impeach Trump, she said in a new interview.
“I am certainly working toward his impeachment,” Waters told Variety Magazine in an interview published Wednesday. “I think Mueller is doing a great job. I am hopeful that the Cohen tapes will be a treasure trove of information that will help move us toward that,” Waters said.
http://dailycaller.com/2018/04/25/maxine-waters-trump-impeachment/
Maxine Waters to Trump: ‘Please Resign’ so I Don’t Have to Impeach You
The interviewer asked Waters if she had any advice for the president, and the California Democrat did not mince words.
“Please resign,” said Waters, one of Trump’s most vocal critics, after being honored at the Time 100 Gala in New York. “So that I won’t have to keep up this fight of your having impeached because I don’t think you deserve to be there. Just get out.”
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/04/25/waters-trump-please-resign-dont-impeach/


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