Category Archives: Funny Stuff
PETES PAGE; CHRISTMAS EVE EVE EDITION
Posted by Pistol Pete
I caught a few snippets of the pathetic press conference Barky had on Friday. He was so anxious to get out of there he should have worn a lei around his neck. Admitted last year was rough,bragged a million people have signed up for Deathcare,proud of the few who can now get insurance,ignoring the millions who have lost theirs for no other reason than because he wanted them to lose it. Claimed to have cut the deficit he ‘inherited’ in half,focus like a laser on jobs next year. Greta said it was so depressing it made you want to slit your wrists.
Took in a B-ball game with the Oregon State team coached by his BIL and played his first round of golf with Robert Titcomb,who was once arrested for soliciting prostitutes. Commented he hoped he wouldn’t be disturbed during his 17 day vacation. Yeah,being president wreaks havoc on your social life,doesn’t it? I am now formally declaring this an Obama-free zone until after Christmas.
I have no idea what I’m doing,but that never stopped me before.
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A GRUMPY CAT CHRISTMAS CARD
Posted by Pistol Pete
I’m posting a few of my favorite Christmas music videos. Please feel free to share yours with everyone. Hope you enjoy.
This may be my favorite
Hope this made your day a little better.
Filed under Funny Stuff, Holidays
A CHRISTMAS CARD FROM THE ROBERTSONS
Posted by Pistol Pete
Got most of our shopping done yesterday. Today we went to the bank for gift cards for daughters then had a nice lunch.
DONE,DONE,DONE!!!!
Thought I’d put some videos from their album,Duck The Halls together for you. Just kick back and enjoy.
Filed under Funny Stuff, Holidays, Phil Robertson
PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNHOUSE
Posted by Pistol Pete
Today’s weather here is the only condition that truly terrifies me…freezing rain. I got stuck on the ice numerous times and didn’t get some of my papers delivered because of the hills in the neighborhoods. At some point,I decided that if my boss wanted my job he could have it (it’ll never happen,because he’s short-handed as it is.) Heavy snow predicted from tomorrow PM until Sunday PM. We got to WalMart about 8AM this morning to finish getting fixings for Christmas dinner. There just hasn’t been enough time to get everything done. Made reservations for our annual new year’s eve dinner at our favorite steakhouse. We eat about 5:30 and by 8 I’m turning in for the night. Such is the life of the old and worn out.
Meanwhile,let’s have a little fun. Grumpy cat Christmas card coming Monday. Be here.
A Christmas wish list from 1915
SEEMS HE’S TAKING HIS FAVORITE BOARD WITH HIM ON VACATION
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PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION
Posted by Pistol Pete
Don’t know how much time I have. We had to take the car to the dealership(about an hour away) yesterday for a repair issue. We’re driving a loaner and are waiting to see if they get it done today. I just have a backlog I need to thin out. I have some very special things planned for Christmastime next week. Stay tuned. I’m planning a special grumpy cat post Monday.
I’M GUESSING THESE….THINGS DON’T WATCH DUCK DYNASTY
APPARENTLY THIS GUY DIDN’T GET THE MEMO
GOT MY BACK SHAVED,READY TO HEAD FOR HAWAII.HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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#PajamaBoy
The folks at Organizing for Action (also known as @BarackObama) won’t rest until everyone spends this holiday season talking about health insurance. Then, when they eventually do rest, they’ll do it in plaid onesies, apparently.
Tweeters celebrated #PajamaBoy with much well-deserved mockery.
- Waxed and tweezed eyebrows in footie pajamas with hot chocolate. Gee what can I make fun of here?
- People wouldn’t need to #GetTalking if the policy were good enough to sell itself. Just sayin’.
- Only a man in a onesie would sit around drinking hot chocolate and talk about ObamaCare.
- Obama appeals to the core “grown man in a onesie” demographic.
- Desperation, thy name is obamacare!!
- I can’t think of anything that I’d discuss with a grown man wearing a onesie.
- It’s not the pajamas, it’s the arched eyebrows that scream “Thought Leader”
- Words are simply inadequate to describe the spiral galaxy sized suck of that tweet. Yet I will persevere.
- If I were sitting with #PajamaBoy, health insurance would be way down on the list of things we needed to talk about.
- The odds of that douchebag being in my home are nil.
- But Douche Baggery Is No Longer A Pre-Existing Condition That Insurers Can Use To Deny Coverage.
- Is Testosterone therapy covered?
- Will there be a pillow fight too?
- Is this sissy ALL that OFA can come up with to persuade young people to buy into obamacare?!?
- At boot camp, they make soldiers wear those glasses. They’re called BCGs. Birth Control Glasses.
- So what you’re saying is … we’ve found Obamacare’s free contraceptives?
- Look at how they portray the American male: a hot chocolate drinking doofus in a onesie. Disgraceful.
- The person is androgynous, ethnically neutral, yet still manages to elicit feelings of great loathing and repugnance.
- Keep in mind. #PajamaBoy has to be over 26. Otherwise he/she would be on parents’ insurance. Makes it even more sad.
- Ew … now that really is depressing.
No, what’s really depressing is THIS:
But former Illinois congressman Joe Walsh had a nifty reply:
Photoshoppers got in on the action, natch. This is my fave … and not just cuz Angelaisms did it AND made Twitchy with it!
Sources:
- http://twitchy.com/2013/12/17/this-is-getting-insane-ofas-onesie-clad-obamacare-spokesmodel-inspires-mockery/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/all-for-onesie-former-gop-rep-joe-walsh-dons-his-pjs-in-message-to-obama-pic/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/exclusive-juiceboxes-after-dark-ofas-pajamaboys-identity-revealed-pic/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/giggle-boom-so-theres-this-hey-ladies-a-bright-side-to-pajamaboy/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/priceless-you-wont-believe-who-has-become-ofas-latest-pajamaboy-photoshop/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/oh-mama-the-saddest-and-most-disturbing-part-of-pajamaboy-photoshop/
- http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/more-to-mock-is-there-something-worse-than-pajamaboys-onesie-behold-the-horror-pic/
- http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2013/12/18/top-10-ofa-pajama-boy-photoshops-n1765259
- http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/twitter-gold-the-obama-pajamaboy-selfie-and-other-must-see-mash-ups-and-memes-photoshops/
Filed under Barack Obama, Funny Stuff, Insurance, Obamacare
PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNHOUSE
Posted by Pistol Pete
What a glorious couple of days! DW and I hit the outlet mall yesterday a few minutes after they opened and had the entire place to ourselves. Met our best friends for lunch when we got back to town,then they came over to help decorate the tree and the rest of the house. (Actually,the women did it. My fishing buddy and I watched fishing shows in the man-cave.) Played Yahtzee and ordered pizza out. Ran errands all this morning and the love of my life went into serious shopping mode with her BFF while I took a much-needed nap. Then I fired up the Univac and found not much had changed in the last couple days. Didn’t really figure it would. Well,I can catch up on the outrages over the weekend. Let’s just enjoy this life for what it grants us and give all praise to He who created all things.
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PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION
Posted by Pistol Pete
First off,there’ll be no post tomorrow. I’m taking DW on a shopping trip to the Huntley,Il. retail outlet. It’s the closest Wilson’s Leather store to us since the one here closed years ago. I had a pair of their gloves for almost 15 years and lost the left hand last winter on my route. I’m getting a pair for me and ones for my stepson and two SIL’s. Mama has some shopping left to do,so we’ll have lunch later and make a day of it. One really needs to take a step back from all this stuff once in awhile,anyway.
Much was made of the Scowling Wookie yesterday as the supposed leader of the free world was acting like a spoiled ten year old. Don’t know if it was fake,don’t care. Surely Cankles has told her: ‘Look,you like the power,the privelege,the 34 handservants,the free trips and the parties you have to put up with it. Look at me. I hooked up with a horndog with a good line of bullshit and rode his ass from the Arkansas governor’s mansion to the White Hut,the senate,secretary of state and I’m next in line for your old man’s gig. Just keep a tight grip on his balls,you’ll be fine.’
I’d have been furious yesterday when I heard “mom in sneakers” Patty Murray had conspired with the backstabbing jerk paul Ryan on a budget deal to put back the $65 billion in sequester cuts and avoid the dreaded government shutdown the republicans always bitch about being blamed for were it not for the fact that they do this to us time and time again. They DID promise a few billion in spending cuts in 2022,so we’ve got that to look forward to.
This is the same scam democrats pulled on Reagan,on Bush 41 to make him break his ‘no new taxes’ pledge and cost him the presidency, and on Bush 43. They’ll promise 10 million dollars in future cuts for every dollar of taxes they can get their hands on today. Of course,the cuts never come. Ever. Are our guys that gullible or are they in on the gag? The GOP thinks this will take the threat of a shutdown off the table and they can concentrate on pounding liberals over Obamacare next year.
The deal did not affect unemployment extensions,which the dems will surely try to exploit by trotting out poor,downtrodden folks who’ve been on unemployment for years and fret over the free money stopping just before Christmas. The media is probably working on it as we speak.
Well,as Gary Gilmore said, ‘let’s do it.’ (remember him?)
THE NEW YORK POST HAS THE BEST HEADLINE WRITERS ON THE PLANET!
WHILE ON A TOUR TO PROMOTE HER NEW BOOK: “COMFORT AND JOY” SARAH DECIDED TO DROP BY WEST MONROE,LA. TO VISIT THE DUCK DYNASTY CLAN. IF YOU LOOK CLOSE,YOU’LL SEE SI’S WIFE,WHO DOES NOT APPEAR ON THE SHOW. I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN AT THAT PARTY!
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