Category Archives: Funny Stuff

by | March 23, 2013 · 4:12 pm

Twitter Fun: Worst Movie Sequels

  • The Way We Were Before We Were Zombies
  • Thelma and Louise II: Zombie Road Trip
  • Zombie Poets Society
  • Indiana Jones: Escape from the Assisted Living Home
  • I Saw What You Did Last Summer Because You Posted the Pics on Facebook and I’m Totally Telling Your Mom
  • The Boy in the Housing Bubble
  • Annie Gets Her Gun Confiscated
  • Underpasses of Madison County
  • Blade Jogger
  • Schindler’s Lisp
  • Mutiny on the Bounty II: Mutiny Harder
  • The Raisins of Wrath
  • Seven Samurai and a Baby
  • 12 Premenstrual Women
  • Banned Metal Jacket
  • You’ve Got Spam
  • I Was Wrong. Mary’s Not That Special
  • The Bourne Overdue Book Notice
  • Dude 2: I Found My Car
  • Dude 3: I Lost My Keys
  • Last of the Mohicans II – We Found Another Mohican
  • Edward Tweezer Legs
  • Brotherhood of the Traveling Briefs
  • The Bridge on the River Kwai 2: Environmental Impact Statement
  • Ice Age 4: Global Warming
  • Gone with the Wind Farm
  • Children of the Ethanol
  • Total Recall: ObamaCare
  • Tres Misérable
  • Indiana Bloomberg and the Raiders of the 20oz Coke
  • The Joy Behar’s Outa Luck Club
  • A Fish Called Wanda Sykes
  • When Harry Met Pelosi
  • Honey, I Shrunk the GDP
  • What’s Mine is Yours 2: The Obama Economy
  • The $16 Trillion Man
  • Cars 3: Cash for Clunkers
  • A Fistful of Food Stamps
  • The Sequestration of the Lambs
  • DC Slickers 3: The Quest for Nancy’s Botox
  • Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Does Dallas
  • Debbie Does Dallas With Taxpayer Funded Contraception
  • Debbie Does Penicillin
  • Dumb, Dumber and Joe Biden
  • All the Vice President’s Gaffes
  • Barack and Michelle’s Excellent Adventures at Our Expense
  • Dr. Strangelove 2: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Drone
  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang II: Obama’s Car Won’t Start

Best in category:

Barack Obama’s Second Term

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by | March 22, 2013 · 12:17 pm

Useless, just like its master

Obama’s limo – full of high-tech gadgetry, communications onboard, and defensive armored plating – is known as “The Beast.” It weighs 8 tons and gets all of 8 miles per gallon. Or it would get 8 miles if the driver (who reportedly makes 6 figures to drive the thing) had not put the wrong fuel into the tank. When Obama arrived in Tel Aviv on March 20, The Beast wouldn’t start.

2013_03 20 Obama's BEAST breaks down in Tel Aviv

Tweeters had fun making up new names for the temporarily useless car.

  • Barky’s No Go Limo
  • You Didn’t Ride That
  • Not Too Big to Fail
  • Low Information Rider
  • Chariot of MisFire
  • Empty Chair(iot)
  • Karma Car
  • Push My Ride
  • Moves in just 16 Trillion seconds
  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Cough Cough
  • THE ECONOMY: It broke down after being fueled by SOCIALISM.

And for when it does work:

  • The Barry Ferry
  • My Big Fat Carbon Footprint
  • Mercedes Spendz
  • Wheels of my Fortune
  • Sequester-Proof Joy Ride
  • I Don’t Careforce One
  • The Marxist Mobile
  • Putin on the Ritz

I’m tempted to put this last one into the first list, but that would be RAAAACIST! so I’ll go all Affirmative Action and give it a special privilege category all its own.

  • Typical Black Car

And don’t be screaming at me … Barry was the one who called his own grandmother – the woman who raised him after BOTH his birth parents abandoned him – a “typical white person”, i.e., a racist.

Sources:

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by | March 22, 2013 · 11:14 am

B2K

This here blog posting is my TWO THOUSANDTH at PoliNation!

I love this post

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by | March 21, 2013 · 12:33 pm

THE NEW GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I had to rename it since it’s not quite the same person doing it.There was a little tension this morning when DW,the designated carb counter, made breakfast and I was still hungry afterward.I wanted to complain,but then I remembered she could kick my ass before I got sick.She gave me a snack to hold me over until lunch.According to her,23 grapes equals one carb. I think she’s having too much fun sticking my finger when she tests my blood sugar.Maybe it has something to do with the finger I offer her to test on.

No,I haven’t lost my twisted sense of humor….yet.

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HARRY’S ON HIS WAY TO THE BATHROOM

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there_aint_no_such_thing_as_a_free_lunch

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by | March 21, 2013 · 8:46 am

The shine done wore off

March 20, 2013: Chuck Todd of NBC News departs from the “Make Obama Look Good” script. Check out Obama’s face at :30. At the end, Obama sends Todd his famously immature and unpresidential middle finger “itch” sign. [1:46]

Here’s another celebrity who won’t be getting a Christmas card from the White House.

2013_03 18 Leno mocks Obama

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by | March 19, 2013 · 11:01 am

HuffPo was shocked. Shocked!

Pew issued its latest media report, showing that MSNBC is (wait for it) BIASED.

2013 State of the News Media Pew Report

HuffPo called this idea startling.

2013_03 18 HuffPo SHOCKED at Pew report

Isn’t HuffPo supposed to also be sorta newsy oriented … as in, looking for and recognizing truthy stuff?

::snort::

Tweeters had fun.

@HuffingtonPost complaining about @MSNBC’s lack of hard news is like a crack addict yelling at his older brother for smoking cigarettes.

Projection 101! You can always tell what the Left is doing by looking at what they accuse others of doing.

Huffpo wins the Captain Louis Renault Award for this week.

MSNBC is everything the idiot left accuses Fox of being. Meanwhile, Fox actually reports news.

Fox’s commentary is almost always a left and right debate, too. Not the one-sided stuff on MSNBC.

They should just rename it MSDNC and call it a day.

I’m shocked Pews thinks the factual content is that high.

Dear Obama Admin — is this the legitimate media?

MSNBC dominated by opinion. In other news, Pope Francis is Catholic.

More this hour: A controversial study claims bears crap in woods.

This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

The comments at HuffPo are a riot, spinning it that MSNBC is “opinion based on facts” while Fox is “reporting based on lies.”

Just remember, always wash your hands after you leave Huff Po.

And if it burns when you urinate — see a doctor immediately.

Unless you’re repelling a rapist.

And brain bleach, don’t forget the brain bleach.

Sources:

http://stateofthemedia.org/2013/special-reports-landing-page/the-changing-tv-news-landscape/

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by | March 17, 2013 · 10:04 am

Twitter harvest

California biting the ass that feeds

Bill Maher on HBO’s Real Time: “Rich people pay something like 70 percent. And here in California, I just want to say liberals – you could actually lose me. It’s outrageous what we’re paying. It’s ridiculous.”

Palin Liberty Pose

2013_03 17 Palin Liberty Big Gulp front

Sarah Palin’s wildly popular CPAC speech, punctuated by the Big Gulp swig heard ’round the word, has sparked a new late-night, post-CPAC trend … The Palin Liberty Pose.

TWEET – Reading the thousands of blogs, tweets, news stories and comments from Leftists saying Sarah Palin is irrelevant and not worth their time…

2013_03 17 Pope Francis Tweets

TWEET: 50,000 estimated in St. Peter’s Square for Pope Francis’ first Angelus. Crowd very upbeat.

Michael Moore tweeted a fake photo of ‘Pope Francis’ giving Communion to Argentine dictator Jorge Rafael Videla. To his credit, Moore has acknowledged his error and told folks to stop circulating the picture.

Ben Carson told CPAC he got ‘nastygrams’ calling him the N-word after he criticized Obama. [50:51]

Sources:

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by | March 16, 2013 · 3:33 am

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Happy St Patrick's Day

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by | March 4, 2013 · 11:59 am

THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistolas de los Pedro

Did we survive sequester?Are buildings burning?Is there raw sewage running in the street?Are families killing their pets for something to eat?

Is it over yet?Have the Commies taken Oklahoma?Just askin’.

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by | March 2, 2013 · 7:18 pm

So you think all Blacks lurves Obama?

Think again. I should put a “language warning” on this … oh wait, I just did. Actually, I found the cussing added to the humor. This is a good video.

A Black Man’s Hatred of Obama [2:28]

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