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Jack Cashill notes that, “as the Obama campaign enters the final days, its message appears heavily focused on causes of the far left that are calculated to motivate the Democratic Party’s base.”

In short, the Democrats have abandoned any attempt to win the Independents in the middle and have gone full-bore for their message of “hand-outs and sex” … welfare, contraception and abortion without limits or regret. A recent Obama ad even likened voting for the first time to losing one’s virginity.

Your First Time [1:03]

Did you watch all of that? I couldn’t. Brrr. But check out the parody of that ad by stand-up comedian Steven Crowder. Too funny!

Free crap [1:36]

And, worst of all, Obama just isn’t pulling in the FANS like he did four years ago.

2008 campaign – Denver, Colorado: Obama draws a crowd of 100,000

2012 campaign – Denver, Colorado: Obama draws a crowd of 16,000

What?

Entertainers are actually MOCKING Teh Won?

People aren’t flocking to scream and faint for the New Messiah?

What has this country come to?!

IMHO, it’s the flies. Specifically, the White House flies.

A while back, I was doing my Bible study and decided to research the Hebrew word “bamah.”

A “bamah” was a high place that was used for idol worship in ancient Israel.

In the Google hits, I noticed references to an old viral email that had claimed Obama’s name proved him the anti-Christ.

Although I definitely believe there will be an anti-Christ someday, I haven’t seen any indication that the current White House _Resident is anything like that powerful or important.

In fact, I think our spiritual enemy showed us with White House flies exactly what teeny tiny place his servant, Barack, occupies in the grand scheme of things.

In the Bible, Satan has many names.

Among them are Beelzebub, which means Lord of the Flies; Devil, which means Slanderer; Deceiver; and Prince of the Power of the Air.

What’s that got to do with Barack?

On June 16, 2009, while talking with a CNBC anchor, Obama swatted and killed a White House fly that was disrupting the interview. Obama, the anchor and the film crew then devoted 21 seconds on camera to admiring Obama’s reflexes and zooming in on the dead fly.

June 16, 2009: Obama Swats Fly during CNBC Interview [:31]

The next morning, the swat was showcased on every “power of the air” broadcast network news show, where the anchors dripped with praise for Obama’s concentration, precision and ninja, cat-like quickness. ABC’s anchor said,

“Look at the hand coming up. The poise. The cupping. And the quick slap … Just knocked it away, very rare.”

[I think I just threw up my mouth a little.]

Now, I’m not saying that anyone who kills a fly does so with the power of Satan or is a servant of Satan. Not at all. I had my own (uncelebrated by the “powers of the air” broadcast news media) experience with a fly during a face-to-face confession in our parish’s Reconciliation Room many years ago.

There was a lighted lamp on the small table between my chair and the priest’s and a fly kept banging around on the shade and zooming at my face and at the priest’s face. It was really annoying us both and making it hard to concentrate on the Sacrament.

I don’t even know why I did this, but suddenly I just pointed at the floor in front of my feet and commanded the fly to land there. It did … so I stepped on it.

After the priest had picked his jaw up off the floor and plugged his eyeballs back in his face, he blurted out, “How did you do that?”

I just shrugged and said, “It was disrupting the Sacrament, so I took authority over it.”

Honestly, at the time it didn’t seem like such a big deal. I really just felt that I had total authority to command that particular fly to lay down and die. Looking back, I have to admit, it was kind of out there in weird-ville. But hey. It happened. Exactly like I’ve said here.

Obviously, the experience stuck with me, because when I saw that clip of Obama killing a fly with his hand and the camera panning and showing it lying there on the rug by his chair … it just struck me as significant in some yet-to-be-seen spiritual way.

Fast forward to one year and one week later.

On June 22, 2010, in the SAME place and the SAME setting, while Barack was bragging on ObamaCare — which he had signed into law March 23, 2010 — a White House fly landed right on his mouth.

We all saw how much slander and deception the “powers of the air” (aka, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN and their affiliates and lackeys) the Obama Democrats had used to get that evil piece of legislation passed against the will of free Americans.

But unlike the year before, this time the on-air White House fly did not conveniently lay down its life for the greater glory of the Left’s messiah. It landed right ON his deceitful, slanderous mouth.

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Up until that day, it had seemed to me that Barack Obama was being supported supernaturally by forces I could not help but see as evil. His corrupt, hate-filled cronies, his lack of credentials and skills, and his absurdly fast and easy rise to the most powerful office on the planet just didn’t fit any other scenario for me.

And what one thing most typified his 2008 campaign? Celebrity. Fan-dom. Glitz.

Glamour.

Check out the definition and origins of the word:

GLAMOUR

1: a magic spell

2: an exciting and often illusory and romantic attractiveness

Origin: Scots alteration of English word, grammar, because of a popular association between occult practices and knowledge acquired chiefly from books. First Known Use: 1715

It fits, right? The thing is … Satan hates his own servants just like he hates everyone and everything else. We see it all the time in the movies.

There’s a scene in End of Days that really typifies this for me. It’s set in an alley where Jericho Cane (Arnold Schwarzenegger) has just killed two of Satan’s servants, Marge (CCH Pounder) and another police officer. A few moments later, Satan (Gabriel Byrne) looks at his two dead servants, scornfully leaves the one, but says of Marge, “You I can still use.” Then, he resurrects her.

So, the day I saw that fly land on Barack Obama’s mouth, my one and only thought was, “Whatever Satan wanted him to do is done. He has no more use for him.” I knew it would take time for Obama’s natural followers to drop away, but once the supernatural supports were removed, Obama was doomed.

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Source:

‘Magic missing’ from Obama campaign

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/geoffrey-dickens/2009/06/17/morning-show-anchors-marvel-obamas-fly-swat

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jun/17/obama-fly-swat-cnbc-interview