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2018_06 Blue wave toon

MAGA RULES: With 90% negative media coverage, Trump has still managed to impress the American people. His approval rating just hit 45%. At this point in their administrations, Obama and Reagan were at 44%.

VOTER FRAUD WIN: SCOTUS just ruled that swing state Ohio can purge voters from the state’s registration records if they fail to vote multiple time, then also fail to respond to a written notification. This is a blow to Democrats who rely on messy voter rolls in order for people to vote multiple times.

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Raging Bulls**t

2018_06 10 Tony Award tweet

Robert De Niro wins ovation for ‘F**k Trump’ speech at the Tony awards

Introducing a performance by Bruce Springsteen, the actor twice denounced the president, but his words were bleeped out for TV audiences.  “It’s no longer down with Trump. It’s f*ck Trump.” The applauding audience rose to its feet. Continue reading

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A Special Place in Hell

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2018_06 11 G7 by Stilton

Were it not for his last name, Canadian PM Justin Trudeau would be cleaning stalls at the RCMP stables. The seven members of the G7 Conference had tentatively agreed to drop tariffs and President Trump jetted off to Singapore for his historic meeting with Kim Jong Un. As Air Force One took off, Trudeau went before the cameras and announced additional tariffs on American imports. You don’t stab someone like Donald Trump in the back and get away with it.

Trump economic adviser: Trudeau ‘stabbed us in the back’

Kudlow specifically took issue with Trudeau’s comments at a post-summit press conference, and repeatedly called the Canadian’s actions a “betrayal.”

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MASCOTS: Water Play

What better time to mess around with your water toys than right after it has rained?!

2018_06 10 Mascots Water play

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A Picture Worth a Thousand Words

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Merkel, Macron, May, and Trudeau had plotted to bully Trump at the G7. They still haven’t figured out this ain’t Obama they’re messing with. He made a living in one of the bloodiest cutthroat businesses in the world. Deal on his terms or pound sand. He doesn’t care. Continue reading

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What is a contronym?

2018_06 10 Contronym seed

Contronyms are words that have contradictory meanings, such as:

  • “Dust” can mean “to remove dust” or “to cover with dust.”
  • “Strike” can mean “to hit” or “to miss (as in baseball).”
  • “Moot” can mean “debatable” or “not worth debating.”
  • “Weather” can mean “to withstand a storm” or “to be worn away by weather (or time).”
  • “Screen” can mean “to show something (like a film)” or “to hide something.”
  • “Sanction” can mean “to approve” or “to boycott.”
  • “Apology” can mean “an expression of regret” or “a defense or justification.”

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2018_06 Left Miss America Porn

BLACKS ARE NOTICING: President Trump recently pardoned Alice Johnson, a 63-year-old grandmother and first time offender, who was given a life sentence with no chance of parole over a non-violent drug charge. Trump also issued a pardon posthumously for heavyweight champion boxer, Jack Johnson, who was convicted on an old, racist law called the Mann Act, which banned a black man from transporting a white woman across state lines for “immoral purposes.” Johnson married the woman in question. The key point in both these cases is that the convicted were both African-Americans whose pleas for pardon were REJECTED BY OBAMA … who pardoned more criminals than any president since FDR, including hundreds of drug dealers.

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2018_02 Comey Mccabe toon

DIRTBAG COMEY: More of the previously hidden FBI emails reveal then-Director Comey decided sometime in April or early May of 2016 that he would ultimately exonerate Hillary Clinton. This was long before his agents has finished their investigation or Clinton herself had been interviewed. Continue reading

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Obama Calls Trump to Personally Thank Him for Taking Blame for Photos of Immigrant Children

From The Babylon Bee.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Former president Barack Obama called the White House today to personally thank Donald Trump for taking the blame for a recently circulated set of photos of immigrant children detained at the border that actually depicted the consequences of immigration policies in place during Obama’s tenure.

Obama was concerned that people on Twitter, Facebook, and other social media platforms might make the connection that many of the photos, facts, and figures people were upset about were from the years when he was president.

“I was really nervous the lid was gonna blow off that whole thing,” Obama admitted. When Obama realized that he was in the clear, and that Trump would be receiving the full brunt of the online outrage and blame for policies that had gone completely ignored during his own presidency, the former leader of the free world decided some thanks were in order. Continue reading

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