Breaking: Nation Furious over Giving Government Less of Their Money

From The Babylon Bee.

U.S.—The nation was in an absolute uproar as the GOP tax bill passed Congress Wednesday and made its way to President Trump’s desk, with millions of irate citizens expressing their total fury over the fact that the federal government will now be taking less of their money week in and week out.

 

Hordes of protesters gathered in the nation’s capital to decry the decrease of government taxation of their incomes, sources confirmed.

“America is dead,” one weeping woman said as she found out she would be giving the government $2,000 less under the new tax plan. “If ever there were a time for Americans to rise up and revolt against government oppression, this is it.”

“George Washington died for our right to give large portions of our paychecks to the federal government, and today Republicans are dancing on his grave,” she added before screaming wildly at the sky in hysterics.

At publishing time, relieved citizens discovered that the new tax rates are merely minimums, and they are free to pay as high a rate as they wish.

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Local Father Looking Forward to Spending Entire Christmas Holiday Assembling Family’s Gifts

Local Snowflake Resents Being Compared to Fragile College Students

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Hypocrite

2017_12 20 Rob Reiner's tweet

People have been blackballed and fired for less than this … but only when it was right-wingers being rude to or about left-wingers. When the shoe is on the other foot, you get 21K+ “hearts” from folks who were outraged and offended by “Pocahontas.”

These are the same people who had nothing to say about Creepy Joe Biden pawing females of all ages, then practically peed themselves laughing about how Pence doesn’t dine with women unless his wife is present.

Flippin’ hypocrites.

On the plus side, it’s Twitter, so everybody who wanted to got to say exactly what they thought of it. My personal faves:

  • Decades in pervy Tinseltown and you can’t even spell “fellatio.”
  • “Trump’s tax cut is working already, and everything I stand for is a lie.” Fixed it for you.

Best of the day!

  • Delete your account, meathead.

For those of you too young to remember, that’s Rob Reiner playing “Meathead” Mike.

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Yes, Virginia, there is a great American in the White House

2017_12 21 Trump visits Walter Reed

2017_12 Trump begins cabinet mtg w prayer by Ben Carson

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The Best Gift I Ever Got

As an adult, it seems your priorities change radically from what they are when you were a child. More work, more stress, more expense, but through it all you need little as far as material things. You just want your children to be as happy as you were at their age. All I need is to see my grandchildren smile and maybe coerce a hug or two to make me happy.

Among all the things you got for Christmas, there was always that one, special thing that made you the happiest and that you never forgot. That may be part of the reason why A Christmas Story, that holiday institution, is something that so many of that era can relate to. The trials and tribulations of a young boy’s quest for a BB gun. We all lobbied at some point for something we just knew we’d die if we didn’t get.

Granny had a big walk-in closet where she hid things until she wrapped them. It wasn’t much of a secret, though. In 1960,she got me this:
Whenever she’d leave in the car I’d go into the closet and play with it without taking it off the card and had to act surprised when I unwrapped it on Christmas morning.

We didn’t have a lot of money but we always got at least one toy.  There was a little store down the road from our farm that was run by two old sisters. It looked like something right out of a magazine. Wooden floors, a meat counter in the back, complete with sawdust on the floor and a cranky old man named Clyde Schlenk (never forget him), who would cut a piece of meat for you if you didn’t see what you wanted. Soda pop came in glass bottles and cost 10 cents.

Behind the counter were boxes of penny candy and nickel candy bars. A rack with 10-cent comics stood near the door with the Sunbeam Bread door pusher. When grandpa didn’t feel like getting up, he’d write a note and give me a dollar to ride my bicycle to the store to but him a pack of cigarettes. They sold them to me as long as I had the note. And he always wanted the change back from his dollar. He was a hard man when it came to his L&Ms.

They had a wooden shelf that went all the way around the store with some wonderful toys on it. Dolls, doll buggies, steel trucks, games, and, yes, a couple cap guns. (You KNEW that was coming, didn’t you?)  I don’t recall saying anything to anybody, but there was a two gun rig made by Daisy, the BB gun maker, that had a dark finish and fake wooden grips. I thought they were so cool.

Apparently, my lust was obvious. All I can think is that the ladies must have seen how I gazed at them every time I came in, which was often. They had to have told my grandmother because it caught me completely off guard when I opened the package on Christmas morning and there they were. I was about 8 at the time, so it had to have been around 1958.

My own set of Daisy Bullseye cap pistols.

I strapped on those brushed leather holsters and I was the fastest gun in the West. Looking back, I seem to remember the grin on Granny’s face when I opened the box. Now that I’m a grandfather, I know what she was feeling. There’s nothing like a child’s squeal with delight when she gets something she’s been wanting. Sadly, too many kids today want the latest electronic gizmo with the most storage and such. How sad.

I can’t imagine in 40 years them telling their children, ‘I remember the Christmas I got the new I-phone 8 with mega memory and fast download speeds. I cuddled with it every night and dreamed of texting the entire civilized world.’ Meh.

THESE ARE THE GIFTS GOD HAS GIVEN ME. THEY ARE MUCH MORE THAN I DESERVE. ALL I WANT IS FOR THEM TO ALWAYS LOVE GOD AND EACH OTHER. THEY ARE THE GREATSET GIFT I COULD POSSIBLY RECEIVE.

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Bits and Pieces

President Trump asked Ben Carson to open the Cabinet meeting with prayer.

SHAMEFUL! (But not surprising.) “So far there is near silence from the mainstream media about the blockbuster Politico Magazine investigative report on how the Obama administration from the top down interfered with U.S. law enforcement efforts to take down Hezbollah’s drug running of cocaine into the U.S. in order to facilitate the Iran nuclear deal.”

https://legalinsurrection.com/2017/12/mainstream-media-silence-on-politico-report-that-obama-allowed-hezbollah-drug-running-to-appease-iran/

Trump Derangement Syndrome: An American Epidemic

Hell freezes over: Media start admitting that Trump’s first year isn’t a flop

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/12/21/hell-freezes-over-media-start-admitting-that-trumps-first-year-isnt-flop.html

Joelpatrick – White Privilege

LOTS MORE BITS AND PIECES IN COMMENTS!  Dearest installed and fired up a new electric heater in the living room this evening.  Consequently, I am trapped in my office with little else to do while it out-gasses.  You’re welcome. 🙂

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Trump’s Leadership: Generosity of Spirit

Editorial of The New York Sun | December 20, 2017

A glimpse of President Trump’s modus operandi is afforded by his decision to gather the Republican legislators so he could thank them for their role in passing the pro-growth tax cuts that will now going into law with his signature.

Many of the congressmen and women had been working on tax reforms for years.

“I want,” said Mr. Trump, gesturing to the scores who worked on the bill and were gathered on the White House steps, “to have them come up and get the glamor and the glory.”

This generosity of spirit is a feature of Mr. Trump’s leadership that one rarely sees acknowledged in the Democratic Party papers and contrasts with his gruff reputation.

President Trump: Tax Reform Passed

For comparison …

President Obama: Obamacare

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Chess vs Checkers?

2017_12 21 Trump checkers by Terrell

“Chess vs. checkers is standard shorthand for suggesting a president is either smart, or not. President Trump’s forte is the latter; it’s a simple game that doesn’t call for much strategic forethought.”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/08/18/checkers-vs-chess-trump-fateful-insistence-instant-gratification-jill-lawrence-column/560731001/

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Just Some Political Images

VOTE FRAUD…IT’S WHAT’S FOR CHEATERS

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Oh the humanity!

Democrat politicians tried to spin “taxpayers keep more of their own money” as “Republicans steal from the government”:

2017_12 19 Bernie Sanders tax tweet2017_12 20 Elizabeth Warren tax tweet2017_12 20 Jeff Merkley tax tweet

In other news, two major corporations announced they will be handing out hundreds of thousands in bonuses to their employees and investing hundreds of millions:

2017_12 20 AT&T announces tweet2017_12 20 Boeing tax tweet

DAMN those Republicans!

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Tim Scott is a classy guy

2017_12 20 Tim Scott tax picture

Liberals hate Black Republicans, so it isn’t surprising that a HuffPo contributor tweeted this about the photo above:

What a shocker… there’s ONE black person there and sure enough they have him standing right next to the mic like a manipulated prop. Way to go @SenatorTimScott. #trump #taxscambill — Andy Ostroy (@AndyOstroy) December 20, 2017

But the worthy senator from South Carolina responded with his usual class:

Uh probably because I helped write the bill for the past year, have multiple provisions included, got multiple Senators on board over the last week and have worked on tax reform my entire time in Congress. But if you’d rather just see my skin color, pls feel free. — Tim Scott @SenatorTimScott December 20, 2017

Funny … I don’t remember anyone talking about BLACK PROPS when THIS picture made the news.

2010_03 Pelosi Ocare march

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