Posted by Pistol Pete
GREAT COMMENTS YESTERDAY!
I am always glad to see people sharing their thoughts here.Hopefully it will get more lurkers to get off the bench and get in the game.
I promise I will try not to be whiny,grumpy,cynical,depressing or bitchy….no guarantees
OK,CHRISSY:HERE’S THE STORY
When I was about 23 my sister and her roommate(cute,as I recall)decided to have a Halloween party.The caveat was men had to be dressed as women and vice versa.Frankly,I never wanted my vice versa.I wanted to use one of my mom’s dresses(she was a big woman) but she talked me into putting on one of my sister’s dresses.She borrowed a wig from her neighbor and gave me one of her bras with the…uh… ‘foam rubber enhancements’.I think they were called “falsies.” I put on a pair of sis’ pantyhose,but they only came up to the top of my thighs so I had to keep reaching down to yank them up.Why did people give me funny looks when I did that?I was driving a 1971 Barracuda with vinyl seats and tried driving without sitting all the way down because they were cold as hell.
There I was,smoking cigars and shooting pool trying to look as macho as possible under the circumstances.It’s really a challenge to play nineball with foam rubber missiles always in your way.Anyway,sis’ neighbor staggers in not in costume,and starts watching me.As my grandma would put it,he was so drunk he didn’t know if he was afoot or horseback.Finally,he came over and said, ‘who are you,sweetheart?’
I told him I was twice the man he’ll ever be and more woman than he’ll ever get.I decided it would be better to leave the party early than to have this creep wake up the next morning thinking a girl beat his ass.Although I still appreciate a beautiful woman in heels,that was my first and only foray into the twisted world of crossdressing.That’s it.True story.
FIRST,THEY CAME FOR THE CATHOLICS
There was a discussion on the radio this morning about Bozo cutting off Medicare and Medicaid reimbursements to non-compliant Catholic hospitals.Judging from the initial outrage Barky may have bitten off more than he can chew.
http://townhall.com/columnists/michellemalkin/2012/02/01/first_they_came_for_the_catholics
HEY,GOP–DID YOU HEAR YOUR FED-UP,FIRED UP BASE?
They’re doing the best they can to ignore us.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/02/hey_gop_do_you_hear_your_fed_up_fired_up_base.html
TALIBAN POISED ‘TO RETAKE AFGHANISTAN’ AFTER NATO PULLOUT
Mr. President,on behalf of our warriors and their families who have suffered and died,we’d just like to say:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/01/us-afghanistan-idUSTRE8100E520120201
MOOCH SAYS BARRY ‘SERENADES HER WITH AL GREEN,MARVIN GAYE,AND A LITTLE STEVIE’
He calls his penis ‘little stevie?’ How odd.
VIDEO:HATEFUL BLACK TALK RADIO HOST ORDERS BLACK REPUBLICAN WOMAN OUT OF STUDIO,REFUSES TO SHAKE HER HAND
I thought Barry was supposed to bring the races together.Must have meant the black race and the blacker race.
http://www.breitbart.tv/hate-talk-radio-host-refuses-to-shake-hand-of-black-republican/
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,MR. PRESIDENT
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/02/happy_anniversary_mr_president.html
ALLEN WEST TO RUN IN DIFFERENT CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
A flanking move around the right of the GOP
THIS,MY FRIENDS,IS A MAN’S MAN
ROMNEY’S CHEAP AND EMPTY WIN
He paid $15M to buy the election.I wouldn’t call it cheap.
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/01/romneys-cheap-and-empty-win
OBAMA RAISED $5.3 MILLION FOR HIS 2012 CAMPAIGN YESTERDAY
So glad he has nothing better to do
TRUMP:IF YOU CRITICIZE OBAMA YOU’RE ALWAYS A RACIST
http://www.breitbart.tv/trump-if-you-criticize-obama-its-always-racist/
SARAH VS. THE ‘STALINISTS’ –PALIN TAKES ON REPUBLICAN POLITBURO
The GOP statists ignore this woman at their own peril
http://www.thenation.com/blog/165946/sarah-versus-stalinists-palin-targets-republican-politburo
ANOTHER BLACK HISTORY MONTH–THE LEFT’S FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR
THIS IS A 20 YEAR OLD VIDEO OF BARRY AS HEAD OF THE HARVARD AFFIRMATIVE ACTION LAW REVIEW
DEMOCRATS FULLY ENGAGED IN FAST AND FURIOUS COVERUP
Issa threatening Holder with contempt of Congress–who’s going to arrest him?
PRAYING AGAINST THE NATIONAL PRAYER BREAKFAST
IIRC,Barry skipped this his first two years.What a difference an election year makes,huh?
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/01/praying-against-the-national-p
JAN BREWER VS. SHOE-TOSSING JOURNALIST
http://townhall.com/columnists/brentbozell/2012/02/01/jan_brewer_vs_shoetossing_journalist
OBAMA’S CALCULATED DECEPTION
http://spectator.org/archives/2012/02/01/obamas-calculated-deception
OBAMA RELEASES LIST OF TOP MONEY ‘BUNDLERS’
Includes Jon ‘I don’t know where the money went’ Corzine
http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/31/obama-releases-list-of-top-money-bundlers/
I made it this far without coming unhinged.Better not push my luck.
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I think they were called “falsies.” … ::snicker:: After my mom had her uppers pulled and replaced with a plate, she always referred to her dental appointments as “getting my falsies adjusted.” 🙂
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“I told him I was twice the man he’ll ever be and more woman than he’ll ever get.” ROFLLLL … Clearly, Pete, your way with words dates wayyyy back. ROFLLL
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People ask me where I get my sayings and I tell them I was raised by my grandparents so my cliches go back three generations.
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Which means most of us think they’re all brand spanking new and give YOU credit for them LOL.
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“He calls his penis ‘little stevie?”
Would that make his testicles Al and Marvin?
(I dated a guy once who called his Archibald and Timothy.)
Further pondering forces me to inquire … is Al green and Marvin gay?
(I have now reached and surpassed my raunch quota for all of 2012.)
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Chrissy:don’t quit your day job.It WAS funny,though.
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MITT: ‘I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE VERY POOR.’
Mitt,you’ve been in politics long enough to know you NEVER say anything that can be taken out of context.Its only the first part of what you said,but that never mattered to the media hordes.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/02/mitt-romney-im-not-concerned-about-the-very-poor-video/
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I’m not sure it’s possible to speak in such a way that you can never be misquoted, misunderstood, taken out of context, etc. Believe me, I have no love for Mitt Romney, but I think the way his words have been deliberately distorted by the lamestream media is just disgraceful.
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Not just the MSM, but breitbarttv also.
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I listened to the radio for hours and this led every news report, with a “this may cause him problems.” Um, aren’t you CAUSING the problem by reporting this? Just asking.
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Can you just hear moo the cow “oh stevie, you are so Wonderful, Oh marvin, I did not know you were gay”, euwwww Al, why are you green?”
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Chrissy- I thought of a good title for a column:
“The Daily Dibble”
A dibble is a garden tool that is pointed at the end to so that it is easy to poke a hole in the soil to plant seeds. It is my favorite garden tool.
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GP-‘dibble stick’ just brought the memories flooding back.My grandad made me a wooden dibble to use after we made fresh mounds of dirt in the garden to plant muskmelon,cucumbers and squash.I also had a little trowel for digging holes for grandra to drop in the tomato plants,then I would cover them withdirt and give them a drink from my little watering can.By the end of the season we had a fruit cellar full of stewed tomatoes,tomato juice,dill pickles,raspberry and strawberry jam and currant and gooseberry jelly.I’d give everything I own for my favorite after-school snack about now.A slice of grandmas homemade bread with homemade butter,raspberry jam and a cold glass of milk straight from our dairy herd.
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Oooooh, Pete, you’re makin’ me hungry….
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DITTO.
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PP, thanks for all the great links as usual. I am avoiding drudge right now because I cannot stomach any more links to romunism.
Here’s one you missed that made my day:
http://reddogreport.com/2012/02/gallup-poll-predicts-huge-obama-loss-in-2012/
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Jan Brewer vs Shoe tossing article … good one, Pete. Bozell lines up specific media responses to the two incidents and nails down his case:
“Liberal journalists can insult a governor for challenging Obama, even after they enthusiastically channeled praise for shoe throwing at Bush’s head. What they can’t plausibly do is claim that they have a firm grip on historical facts or any shred of a record of nonpartisan respect for presidents.”
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The ironic thing is they still scoff when they’re accused of bias.Some of them may really see no problem.They just happen to agree with everything liberals say.Like a fish doesn’t realize its wet.They do know,however.they went all in for purple-lips and have spent the last 3+ years covering for him.
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You and my hubby with the lip thing!!
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First they came for the Catholics: “The ACLU and the feminists have joined with Obama to threaten and sabotage the First Amendment rights of religious-based health care entities. The agenda is not increased “access” to health care services. The ultimate goal is to shut down health care providers — Catholic health care institutions employ about 540,000 full-time workers and 240,000 part-time workers — whose religious views cannot be tolerated by secular zealots and radical social engineers.
“Is it any surprise their counterparts in the “Occupy” movement have moved from protesting “Wall Street” to harassing pro-life marchers in Washington, D.C., and hurling condoms at Catholic school girls in Rhode Island? Birds of a lawless, bigoted feather bully together.”
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Obama really stepped in it this time.
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