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DO YOU REMEMBER THESE?

Every once in awhile I like to do a little reminiscing about a time that was less frenetic,maybe a little more innocent (at least it seemed to us) and to be a little saddened to think our children and grandchildren will never know how good it once was.

Some of these were pulled from Facebook,some I just remembered from an earlier time. You’ll recognize some of these,but some you may not unless you’re REALLY old.

We couldn’t afford these,so my granny split the seams in my dungarees and sewed a triangle of cloth to them to widen them.I was the coolest kid in school.

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Fireworks in our state are illegal. These were not.

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If you remember this you’re REALLY dating yourself. It was the first interactive TV show and aired on CBS from 1953-1957. The kit included a piece of vinyl to press on the television screen and crayons. They would draw lines on the monitor and you traced them on the sheet. Then you could peel it off and color it. There was also a magic cloth to wipe it clean so you could be ready for the next week.

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Who didn’t try this on a hot day before you let the water run awhile?

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These came in Kellogg’s cereal. Put some baking soda in the bottom and drop them in the tub……magic.

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It is not healthy to live in the past,but it seems a good place to visit once in awhile.

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THERE ARE NO WORDS LEFT

While readily admitting that I am little more than an ignorant,country-ass redneck,I never felt at a loss for words. However the last decade or so has strained the limits of my ability to express the level of contempt and frustration I share with fellow travelers who tread the path of the Righteous. Being of considerably higher intellect than the masses who only vote for a letter,the character of the man notwithstanding,we knew the Nobody who ascended the idealogical throne at the 2004 democrat convention was nothing but a media fantasy.

Most knew nothing about him other than he was half-black,and that was sufficient for them. The politically aware knew he never took a stand on much of anything except abortion-on-demand,everything he had was handed to him and somebody spent millions to hide his past. No one has ever seen his college transcripts,seen anything he would have written as head of the Harvard Law Review,spoke to any alleged classmate or student of his highly-touted constutional law classes.

The past few years have proven our fears about what he would subject the nation to were he reelected and had to answer to no one anymore were well-founded and,indeed,far worse than we could have imagined. Which brings me to the point of this rant.

I believe the bitter animosity between the Obamas and the Klintoons is genuine. Barry despises white folk and Bent Penis is a straight up closet racist in the mold of the 1950’s southern Dixiecrat. None of that gets in the way of their urge to impose their will. Killary criticized Barry in a magazine interview after first telling the regime what she was going to do. They couldn’t care less. Then came the big blowup leading to last night’s hug-a-thon as they partied the night away together. Both are staying in rented properties since they’re both “dead broke.”

Meanwhile,Hamas is breaking the latest cease-fire sending rockets into Israel.
Russia is now moving toward Poland.
The shooting of a black youth has led to 4 nights of rioting as the Communist Party of Chicago and the New Black Panther Party gallop in to spread violence and anarchy.
In Iraq and Syria more than 50,000 Christians have been slaughtered. Hundreds of Yazidi women and children marched into a pit and buried alive.
A five year old Christian boy was cut in two. Pictures of a young Jihadi boy holding a severed head as his proud papa flashes it around the world.
What is the leader of the free world doing?

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HE’S ALREADY SAID HE DOESN’T CARE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
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WHITE GUILTERS TRULY THOUGHT HE WANTED TO HEAL THE RACIAL DIVIDE
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All smiles! Obama pictured dancing the night away at Martha’s Vineyard birthday party after sitting with Hillary Clinton at dinner following foreign policy row
A photo of the president getting his groove on was posted to Instagram by a fellow party goer, however it has now been deleted
Reporters were not allowed into the private dinner but a White House spokesman said “The Obamas danced nearly every song”
Obama’s meet-up with Clinton was hotly anticipated after she criticized his approach to foreign policy in an interview
As Obama and Clinton partied, it was revealed that U.S. and British troops were planning an emergency evacuation of Iraqis stranded on a mountain
On Tuesday France’s foreign minister took a shot at Obama for continuing on with his two-week vacation while Iraqi refugees were dying

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2723616/Clinton-White-House-try-shrug-split.html#ixzz3AO8bQnjH

TWEETS FROM LAST NIGHTS SOIREE:
‘Spoiler alert’: White House having a ‘good time’ while Ferguson burns
http://twitchy.com/2014/08/13/spoiler-alert-white-house-having-a-good-time-while-ferguson-burns/

Krauthammer on Hillary-Obama Hug: ‘Blatant Display of Clinton Inauthenticity’
Clinton was asked at a book signing yesterday whether she planned to “hug it out” with the president at a party later on Wednesday evening.

“Absolutely, we’re looking forward to it!” she said, adding “partners and friends” have disagreements sometimes and she was “looking forward” to seeing the president.

http://nation.foxnews.com/2014/08/14/krauthammer-hillary-obama-hug-‘blatant-display-clinton-inauthenticity’

LAST NIGHT DW MADE HAM,MASHED TATERS AND CORNBREAD. I ENJOYED IT.
THEN THERE’S THE 1%

On Vacation, Obama Indulges in the Sweet Life

Yes, literally.

President Obama Tuesday dined, as he has on previous Martha’s Vineyard sojourns, at the Sweet Life Cafe, another Obama destination off limits to the 99 percent.

You know your wallet is in for a good cleansing when the menu doesn’t list prices. Always a bad sign. Monsieur, let’s not discuss anything as tacky as the price. It’s only money.

Here’s what the president had to choose from.

Pan Seared Halibut
Fennel nage, baby arugula, olive cake, orange, black mission figs

Lamb Three Ways
Seared loin, merguez sausage, sweetbreads, harissa quinoa, broccoli rabe, caramelized onions

Sesame and Coriander Crusted Tuna
Mushroom lime broth, pickled escarole, summer bean salad, chili vinaigrette

Roasted Beef Tenderloin
Smoked potato gratin, swiss chard, porcini mushrooms, crispy onions, dijon jus

Seared Sea Scallops
Corn risotto, tomato and corn salsa, parsley emulsion

Braised Pork Cheek
Braised collards, cabbage slaw, miso biscuits, Korean-style barbecue sauce

Artichoke Ravioli
Parmesan broth, miatake mushrooms, tomato conserva, roasted asparagus and favas

I don’t know about you, but I only take my mushrooms miatake or porcini and my parsley emulsified. And if I can’t get my lamb three ways, then I’m not having lamb at all.

Okay, he’s a wealthy guy – who really crashed into the dough once his books started selling as his political career took off, but I digress – and he has every right to go to such place. And would I refuse an invitation to the Sweet Life, assuming I wasn’t picking up the tab? No! But funny that he didn’t allow photographers along like he does when he hits up some burger joint on the road.

But he did bring along National Security Advisor Susan Rice, Attorney General Eric Holder, and former U.S. Trade Representative Ron Kirk and their spouses, who dined en masse with the Obamas.

KEEP IN MIND HE DOESN’T PAY A DIME FOR ANYTHING,FOR HE’S ‘THE CHOSEN ONE.’

The point of this entire rant is that I can no longer find adequate representation for the revulsion that washes over me at the thought of what we have yet to suffer.Can anybody help??

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DON’T DISABLE ME, BRO!

There is a new wordpress format today and I don’t care for it. I have never seen a post here that had the comments disabled and several of CtH’s are. One of the biggest reasons I love posting here is to share thoughts and see what others have to contribute. It’s like anticipating going to a ball game and finding out they don’t allow fans into the game.
Like grandpa used to say: just when you think you have all the answers,they go and change the questions!
Here’s hoping this works.

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TOO FAT FOR A CONVENTIONAL SHOWER,MOOCH SHOWS OFF HER NEW BIKINI AS SHE AWAITS HER ANNUAL BATH

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LIKE FLIES TO POOP, THE RACE HUSTLERS COME

I posted a link yesterday about the shooting of Michael Brown and subsequent riots in Ferguson Missouri Saturday. The facts have not come out yet,but facts don’t matter when the opportunity for criminality presents itself. A candlelight vigil degraded into rioting and looting. Sunday night a mall was targeted by the thieves,but was stopped by a large police presence with tanks and riot gear. I saw a tweet that said like: ‘when you crash the mall,hit the Apple store and grab me some Ipads and Iphones,ni**a.’

As predictable as sunrise and leftist hypocrisy I’ve come across these in semi- chronological order:

Family of Mike Brown Furious Over Rioting, Looting: We Didn’t Ask For This, Please Stop
Michael Brown’s family is now speaking out against the violence and has said they will not have any more rallies.

In a statement, a family member said,
“I just want everyone to know and understand that the stealing and breaking in stores is not what Mike will want, it is very upsetting to me and my family. Our family didn’t ask for this but for Justice and Peace…. Please let my family grieve in peace and stop the violence in the street tonight, we don’t want this happening when we protest for justice for my cousin Mike Brown, please get this message out to the people that the Mike Brown family do not want this.“

http://weaselzippers.us/196081-family-of-mike-brown-furious-over-rioting-looting-we-didnt-ask-for-this-please-stop/

THEN,THE LAWYER FOR TRAYVON’S NOW-MILLIONAIRE PARENTS ARRIVES:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xORC3Kfhw0Y

Black on white murder happens almost every day.No real news.
The left,starting with race-hustler #1 won’t miss a chance to show off for the ignorant masses. Obama’s caporegime,right on cue:

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Holder opens federal probe of slain teen
“The shooting incident in Ferguson, Missouri, this weekend deserves a fulsome review,” Holder said.

“At every step, we will work with the local investigators, who should be prepared to complete a thorough, fair investigation in their own right. I will continue to receive regular updates on this matter in the coming days.”
They will not be satisfied untl the cop is publicly whipped,followed by either stoning or crucifixion,whichever the mob preferds.

Holder opens federal probe of slain teen

IN AN BLATANT GRAB FOR ATTENTION,THE USUAL SUSPECTS FROM THE CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCUS CHIME IN:

Clay, Conyers, Fudge request expanded FBI probe in shooting death of Michael Brown
In the wake of last Saturday’s tragic police shooting of Michael Brown, an 18-year old unarmed African American teen in Ferguson, Missouri, who was shot multiple times and killed by a Ferguson police officer, Congressman Wm. Lacy Clay (D) Missouri, joined by House Judiciary Committee Ranking Member Congressman John Conyers (D) Michigan, and Congresswoman Marsha Fudge (D) Ohio have asked U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder to expand the scope of the FBI investigation into the shooting, including a rigorous review of patterns of alleged police misconduct.

Would I be completely mistaken if I said I’d bet there will be some DNC ads up before the election accusing every republican of promoting cops killing poor,innocent black men?
http://www.stlamerican.com/news/local_news/article_c232046a-21b8-11e4-9287-0019bb2963f4.html

OH,WE’RE NOT QUITE DONE YET.CAN’T FORGET OBAMA’S CIVILIAN ARMY:
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New Black Panthers And Other Radical Leftist Groups Holding Protest Demanding Cop In Ferguson Shooting Be Charged With “Murder”…

Wanna see pure,unadulterated hatred on paper?
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http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/breaking-new-black-panthers-rally-at-st-louis-county-courthouse-over-michaelbrown-killing/

OF COURSE,NO RACIAL DOG-AND-CRACKA SHOW WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THE ORIGINAL PROTEST-WE-MUCH HIMSELF.:

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Al Sharpton has boarded a plane for St. Louis following rioting and looting that broke out in the city as mobs protested the death of Michael Brown. Brown is the 18-year-old African American male who was shot and killed by police.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/08/12/After-Rioting-Al-Sharpton-Boards-Plane-For-St-Louis

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PETE’S PAGE — QUE SERA SERA

What will be will be. I remember when I was about 6 I had such a crush on Patti Page every time I saw her on a variety show (remember those?).
I have no idea where I’m going with this,but it never stopped me before.

Chrissy:
Here’s what Project Veritas and James O’Keefe were talking about

VISUAL RELIEF

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FRIDAY FUNNY

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ONE MORE YEAR!!

Exactly 365 days from today I will officially be a senior citizen.
I will be :

Old enough for Medicare.Yes,that wonderful government program most Americans of my age end up in,where you can wade knee-deep in government bureaucracy for everything from eye drops to an artificial hip.

Old enough to appreciate that as my time grows short each day is a gift from God

Old enough to remember when a family had two parents,one car,one television with three channels and one telephone.

Old enough to know there was a time when you had a problem with a kid at school you waited until after school and went to the playground,took a couple swings at each other,then went and played.

Old enough to remember that aside from your house and your car you paid cash for everything.There were no credit cards.

Old enough to know at one time unless you were very old,very young or infirm you had to work to eat.Welfare carried a stigma.

Old enough to remember when the senior citizen vote was coveted because they voted in larger numbers than most demographics.That was before electronic voting,where thousands of precincts tally hundreds more ballots than they have registered voters.This is strictly the domain of democrats and nothing is ever done to change it.now they count on super majorities of blacks,Hispanics and other special interest groups to stay in power.

Old enough to remember when if a schoolgirl got pregnant,the family was shamed into taking her out of class,not having daycare for 15 year old mothers.

Old enough to regret the four decades I smoked cigarettes and the fact I don’t have as much time as I should have to enjoy these:
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Old enough to joke that if my kids are waiting for me to pass so they can inherit all I have,they’ll be sorely disappointed.Every dollar I ever made I spent.Some on liquor and wild women,the rest I just wasted.

And I’m old enough to have loved and lost.And losing sucks.

and old enough to know the number of friends you have makes no difference.I never had more than a handful.But the friends I have,on these boards are as true as any I’ve ever known.The irony of the fact I’ll never meet or hang out with any of them is not lost on me.

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CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY

if you are one of the fortunates who don’t have time to spend reading articles on the web,you are lucky indeed. My senses have been accosted by images of mass executions,children being beheaded or crucified, Christian men being hung and woman and girls being raped and sold as sex slaves in the open market. Such is the savagery of ISIS. The Iraqi army is no match for these assassins and we’re no longer there to provide support thanks to our president’s desire to brag about: “I ended the war in Iraq.”

Our president has yielded to public pressure and authorized dropping aid to the Yazidis,who are trapped on a mountain and dying of thirst and hunger as they try to avoid certain doom at the hands of these hellspawn. He also authorized a few pinprick bombings of the bad guys so he can say crap like “I ordered” and “acting on my orders” as he is fond of saying while pretending to care.

I had some lighthearted and offbeat news to post today,but seeing boys my grandsons’ age being blindfolded and crucified has taken my sense of humor away.

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PETE’S POTPOURRI

Just a mishmash of totally unrelated and irrelevant stuff.

My heart has been breaking seeing pictures I would not post here of weeping Iraquis rounded up just before they are marched to an open pit and executed. Tens of thousands have been murdered since our gutless asshole-in-chief abandoned the Iraqi people to the tender mercies of bloodthirsty terrorists. Right now there are tens of thousands trapped on a remote mountainside,dying of thirst trying to escape their ultimate fate. Obama is said to be ‘considering air strikes’ or dropping humanitarian aid to the doomed. I don’t believe a word of it. When questioned about the atrocities committed by Hamas the strongest condemnation he could come up with was that their actions were “unacceptable.” Face it…he.just.doesn’t.care.

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A COPY OF THE DINNER FROM THE AFRICAN CIRCLE JERK BARRY HOSTED THIS WEEK
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A POST FOR NO REASON

We stagger forward

WHEN YOUR DADDY IS KING OF THE COUNTRY, BEING A PRINCESS CAN BE FUN
A 16 year old,running around a huge music festival with nobody around but your buddies,the Secret Service. I still question letting her do this in public.

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Malia Obama spotted hanging out with friends (and her burly Secret Service detail) at Chicago music festival Lollapalooza
President Obama’s eldest daughter was spotted at the music festival in Grant Park this weekend
The 16-year-old watched Lorde on Friday night then Chance The Rapper on Sunday with her friends
Neither the president or first lady was present and Malia left on Sunday night after the finale on foot with friends
Already this summer, Malia has worked in LA as a production assistant on the set of Extant, a new CBS sci-fi thriller starring Halle Berry

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2715952/Malia-Obama-spotted-hanging-friends-burly-Secret-Service-Chicago-music-festival-Lollapalooza.html#ixzz39XBdO1Ru

JOHN “LIVESHOT” KERRY (WHO SERVED IN VIET NAM) PEDALS AROUND ON A PINK GIRLS’ BIKE WHILE THE MIDEAST BURNS
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HE TRIES TO EMULATE HIS STUDLY HERO,BHO
At least Barry’s sled isn’t pink
US President Barack Obama rides bicycle

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SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT

Since I’m too retarded to figure out how to post graphics in the comment section and I can’t afford to pay my tech to show me how,I’m trying to post pictures with links. As granny used to say, “Take a chance–Columbus did.”
But an editorial cartoonist with the Chattanooga Times Free Press took divisive, vitriolic politics to a whole new level with this political cartoon.
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Too low even for libs: Cartoon links Trayvon Martin, Obama impeachment
As can be seen, Obama is depicted as a Trayvon Martin-like figure, while the act of impeachment is portrayed by a George Zimmerman-like character. The racial overtones are impossible to miss.
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/08/03/too-low-even-for-libs-cartoon-links-trayvon-martin-obama-impeachment-136239

IF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD, IT’S HIS 53RD BIRTHDAY TODAY
Obama’s bizarre birthday campaign: ‘Way to be creepy there, DNC’
How long will it be before he makes it a national holiday by executive order?

President Obama’s mini-meltdown during a White House news conference last week was just the beginning of the birthday begging.

The DNC didn’t miss a beat with the annual appeal to the ignorant, but this time it was a little creepy:

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SOME PRETTY FUNNY TWEETS AT LINK:
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/08/04/obamas-bizarre-birthday-campaign-way-to-be-creepy-there-dnc-136355

I WAS GOING TO POST MY PERSONAL OPINION OF HIM BUT SELF-CONTROL GOT THE BETTER OF ME
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Put Down the Cupcake: New Ban Hits School Bake Sales

New Requirements May Squeeze Out Gooey Fundraising Fare; Fat Standard
Without state-approved exemptions, any treats sold would have to meet calorie, sodium, fat and other requirements. The law permits states to fine schools that don’t comply.
Pathetic….some of the best cookies I ever had some of my school friends’ moms made.
http://online.wsj.com/articles/schools-plan-to-lighten-up-on-bake-sales-1406923280?mod=WSJ_hp_RightTopStories
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A CALLER ON REDEYE RADIO THIS MORNING POINTED OUT FOLKS ON FOOD STAMPS CAN BUY ALL MANNER OF CRAP WITH ZERO NUTRITIONAL VALUE. SO WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?

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Sheila Jackson Lee Wishes Fellow Narcissist Barack Obama A Happy Birthday With A Picture Of . . .
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Narcissism seems to run through the democrat party
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What her staffers say it’s like to work for an egomaniac and raging narcissist like Jackson Lee.
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas also hands out nicknames to the people who work for her. The Houston Democrat addressed one of her employees as “you stupid motherfucker.” And not just once, but “constantly,” recalls the staffer, “like, all the time.”

Check the link for more mind-altering stupidity.
http://weaselzippers.us/195362-sheila-jackson-lee-wishes-fellow-narcissist-barack-obama-a-happy-birthday-with-a-picture-of-sheila-jackson-lee/

IF THE NEW YORK TIMES RAN WWII:
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I HAVE A FILE CHOCK FULL OF COOL GRAPHICS,SO I’M GOING TO DO ANOTHER TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE SOON…..YOU’VE BEEN WARNED

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