NBC’s Lyin’ Brian Williams deserves to be mockedfor repeatedly claiming to have been shot down in Iraq by an RPG when all that really happened is that he saw a chopper on the ground that had an RPG rammed up its butt and took a photo of it.
More Brian Williams Exaggerations – CONAN on TBS
Nightly News Spoof with Ben Howe and Dana Loesch
Other famous Lyin’ Democrats who deserve to be mocked into obscurity …
Bill Clinton: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
Anthony Wiener: “I did not send that photo.”
Brian Williams has all the credibility of Colonel Keaton, but none of the cute.
Family Ties – Colonel Keaton
Our troops deserve better than the likes of Lyin’ Brian and his Lyin’ Democrat Comrades
Q. How is Ted Cruz having a beer 28 years ago a news story? A. When it’s the best the Left Stream Media can come up with to diss a popular conservative leader.
Other crimes cited by tweeters:
Saying “under God” while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
Waving the American Flag! Yes, he does that!
Sounding more presidential than the president.
Speaking without a TelePrompter.
Being a minority off the Democrat plantation.
Living rent-free in the heads of Progs.
The “Oh wait” list:
Left Americans to die oversees for political gaming…lied…got amnesia … Oh wait, that was Hillary Clinton.
Bought guns for Mexican cartel with Taxpayer money then lied when caught … Oh wait, that was Eric Holder.
Pleaded guilty to wire and mail fraud and misuse of campaign funds … Oh wait, that was Jesse Jackson, Jr.
She hasn’t had diddly to say about Paris, but justlast month, she was telling us how she thinks that “smart power” means to “empathize” and show “respect” for enemies.
Former Marine Lt. Col. Oliver North called her irrational and said, “If you’re going to run for president of the United States, you cannot talk that way about the people who intend to kill us. Who are dying to kill us. … This is capitulation.”
The buzz words the LSM has apparently agreed on is that this was a “Seinfeld election” (Seinfeld show’s premise was “a show about nothing.”) President Obama said it wasn’t a “true national election.” Ooooooooooooookay. Funny how after Obama won a single primary, it was “the day the oceans began to recede.”
I guess when you vote with your little brains instead of your big brains, you can actually believe people like Joe Biden and Chris Matthews are wise and truthful prognosticators of reality.
Far from being a nothing election, some of Tuesday’s wins were actually historic.Come January 2015, the GOP will have the most seats since the Truman administration. In those seats will be the first female war veteran ever elected, Iowa’s and West Virginia’s first female Senators, the youngest woman ever elected to Congress, the first Black Republican woman ever elected to Congress, and the first Black Senator elected in the South since Reconstruction. Odd how they’re all Republicans, what with, you know, Democrats being soooooo all about advancing Blacks and Wimmin. Or something.
Dems famously opined in January 2007 that NOW they would have a chance to GOVERN. Well, they’ve proved they can’t and in the process lost their traditional guilt-and-hate-hold on voters-with-brains. Dem candidates, like Mark Udall, Wendy Davis and Sandra Fluke, who all got a lot of positive MSM national press for their Uterine Campaigns ALL LOST. And when Democrat Martha Coakely prefaced a debate question to her opponent Republican Tom Reed with, “As part of the war on women,” the studio audience spontaneously burst into LAUGHTER.
Even Billary lost big! According to the left-leaning Politico, Bill and Hillary Clinton were the most sought-after campaigners this election season. “In the final weeks of the campaign, nearly every endangered Democrat brought [Bill and Hillary Clinton] along on the stump – from Kay Hagan in North Carolina to Mary Landrieu in Louisiana, Mark Udall in Colorado to Mark Pryor in Arkansas. But it was an overwhelming wipeout — of the Clinton-backed candidates in the closest Senate races, only [Sen. Jeanne Shaheen, D-N.H.] hung on.”
According to Harry Reid, “The message from voters is clear: they want us to work together. I look forward to working with Senator McConnell to get things done for the middle class.” Scott Ott at PJ Media wrote:
No, Senator Reid. Americans don’t want Washington to “work together” to “get things done.”
If Americans were tired of divisiveness in D.C., and frustrated with the failure to work together to pass legislation, Democrats would have swept Tuesday’s midterm elections. They did not.
If Americans wanted to get back to the good old days of the Clinton administration, they would have supported the candidates who Bill and Hillary backed. In the crucial Senate races in Georgia, Arkansas, Colorado, Iowa, North Carolina (and others), they did not.
Americans would have returned Harry Reid to the Senate majority leader’s chair, with a filibuster-proof Democratic majority, if they yearned to…
pack the courts with abortion advocates, or
hold onto their Obamacare health plan, or
yield their children to compulsory Common Core curricula, or
slap down corporations through higher taxes, or
muzzle the voice of the Koch brothers, or
protect the bureaucrats who snoop on and target us, or
put that hinkle dreck Netanyahu in his place. (Apologies to my Pennsylvania Dutch and Jewish brethren.)
They did not do that, because they do not want that.
In Iowa, the Joni Ernst for Senate campaign caught fire when she implied she would castrate Democrats and their cronies in D.C. — figuratively, of course.
If America wanted nothing more than peace in the D.C. pigpen, Joni would be headed home.
Instead, Senator-elect Ernst is pulling on her Carhartts and snapping on the latex gloves.
As Pistol Pete put it … “The Republicans were not elected to change the tone in DC. They weren’t elected to work with Obama to get things done. They were elected to STOP OBAMA!”
Brit Hume: ‘This Was a Night When The Chickens Came Home to Roost’ [1:13]
Hillary’s mouth is moving again and we all know what that means. Last week, she swore that businesses and corporations don’t create jobs, something so ridiculous, she had “clarify” her remark days later. Now she’s in Iowa campaigning for Bruce Braley saying that if Jodi Ernst is elected, women will lose access to mammograms, which is only slightly less absurd than the NARAL ad claiming that Cory Gardner will totally ban condoms.
NARAL ad: Cory Gardner will ban condoms
Do these people not know how our government works or do they just think their voter base is that stupid? Oh wait … maybe their voter base is that stupid. That’s depressing. Or maybe they’re just that desperate. As one tweeter said, “The Dems are starting to throw poo….. It’s all they have left.”
In an interview with NBC News, Landrieu threw her whole state under the racist bus: “I’ll be very, very honest with you. The South has not always been the friendliest place for African-Americans. It’s been a difficult time for the president to present himself in a very positive light as a leader.”
It can’t be a color thing, can it? I mean … Landrieu’s own governor is the same shade of brown that Obama is. Maybe it’s the kinky hair they hate? But that wouldn’t be racism. That would be texturism. Or something.
Bobby Jindal took Landrieu to task and rightly so.
But … good news! There is one guy in the U.S. who is NOT getting his panties in a bunch about the fact that he is definitely NOT going to win any elections next week.
Andrew Klavan: Helping the Pro-Obama Media Learn From the Past [3:41]
“The progressive pajama boy era is over. … Now instead of pivoting from Global Warming to a minimum wage to some offensive thing that some local Republican somewhere said, the media is stuck in an Ebola-ISIS cycle that reminds Americans on a daily basis that everything really is out of control. … Obama is already receding into the imagination of liberals as the youthful folly of a political Age of Aquarius when millennials tried to levitate the Pentagon by electing a brash inexperienced community organizer to fix the world.”
All hail the continuation of the royal bloodline. Investment banker Mark Mevzinsky successfully completed his experiment in animal husbandry when the brood mare he mated with gave birth to a healthy young foal. She has been named Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky.
THESE ARE THE FIRST PICTURES OF MOTHER AND BABY:
OK,I know I’m being disrespectful. Hope mother and baby are doing well. This is probably one of the few times grandpa was suddenly pro-life. Remember the photos every year of the dude in the top hat holding up Punxatawney Phil for the cameras?Now do a side-by-side with Cankles and baby Charlotte next year when she officially announces her planned ascension to the throne. Here is the aging stud with his swayback nag:
Due to a deformed and undersized penis the mares’ sire only produced one filly. Here he is rushing into the hospital to see his meal ticket for the next ten years.
The media have gathered to give thanks that they have something to talk about so they can ignore the slaughter of an innocent by a filthy muslim in Moore,OK.
A FEW LINKS TODAY THEN I’M OFF THIS AFTERNOON TO SEE R.J. PISTOL PLAY HIS LAST JUNIOR TACKLE FOOTBALL GAME OF THE SEASON.
Forget the political crap…time to have some family time.
Saul Alinsky strongly advocated seizing power by any means necessary in an ends-justify-the-means approach to remove the “Haves” from power and redistribute wealth to the “Have Nots.” He developed the theoretical basis of “community organizing” which was espoused and practiced by Barack Obama. His manual on how to destroy America from within was dedicated to Satan.
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