Category Archives: Michelle Obama

Why Can’t You Selfish Ingrates Feel the First Couple’s Pain?

I just got off the phone with my 2d born who is in [classified], [classified]. It was so good to hear her voice, even with all the static that made it hard to understand what she was saying.

We did catch that the DFAC had done a fantastic job, with decorations – including TWO Nativity sets (shh, don’t tell the Lefties the CINC put in charge of banning any mention of God at military funerals, as I’m sure they would NOT approve) – plus bouquets made of fruits and vegetables, turkey, prime rib and ham, beautifully decorated cakes and pies galore.

She was also really touched by a Navy priest who spent all last year in [classified], but returned this year for Christmas to make sure as many of the Catholic soldiers in [classified] could attend Christmas Mass as possible.

Also, could you please ask God to send one of His heavenly travel agent angels to help make her deployment leave dream come true?

She hasn’t seen her hubby since last summer. They got their leaves scheduled for the same time in [classified], but really, really want to figure out a way to meet up over there so they can sit together on the very same plane for the long flight home.

And speaking of loving couples having to spend time apart …

NOW: December 24, 2011 – First lady asked Santa to help get Obama to Hawaii – By Eric Risberg, AP

“We were all praying and praying, and asking Santa, and the tooth fairy, and every fairy they could think of,” the first lady said Saturday. She said their children prayed as well that the president “would be able to be with us.”

President Obama made it to Hawaii, about a week late, and only after Congress resolved its stalemate over extending expiring payroll tax cuts.

Obama’s first order of business when he arrived was dinner with Michelle and a few friends at one of their favorite dining spots.

The president has no public events planned in Hawaii. He skipped his normal early morning gym workout Saturday, opting to spend time at the multimillion-dollar vacation home his family rents in the Kailua Beach area, near Honolulu. He headed to the golf course later in the day.

The Obamas are expected to return to Washington shortly after New Year’s Day.

Read the rest at http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/story/2011-12-24/obama-hawaii-holiday/52200896/1

THEN: August 11, 2010 – I should put myself in their shoes – By Kyle-Anne Shiver

The Golden Rule demands we summon our inner self-sacrificial doormat sides, lay down our weary burdens, and give a heaping spoonful of empathy to our first couple.

Oh, where to start? The back-breaking, mind-wrenching toil of our first couple is so ubiquitously evident every single day that it’s just nearly impossible to choose the entry site for efficient, surgical empathy.

Well, I’ll just pick something arbitrarily.

Did you selfish ingrates out there in the heartland know that the president had to spend his own birthday without the companionship of his wife and daughters who were in Marbella, Spain, beaching and sightseeing.

Perhaps the president could form a support group with soldiers in his war over there in Afghanistan and they could help each other come to grips with holiday-separation anxiety.

Let’s see now. What other surgical empathy might we commoners summon for our downtrodden first couple?

Well, there’s the president’s golf game. Knowing golfers as I do, I doubt seriously whether Barack is ever truly satisfied with his score, but he’s certainly getting plenty of oh-so-grueling practice time.

And, of course, back in April of ’09, Barack met with Tiger in the Oval, sharing golf tidbits no doubt. Then, Barack and Tiger took time out from their back-breaking party schedules to do a photoshoot for Golf Digest. The glossy-mag cover heralded the twosome’s friendship with the title: “Ten Tips Obama Can Take from Tiger.”

It was just downright horrible how the timing of that Golf Digest hit the newsstands.

There, our poor, pitiful president was hunched down over a challenging putting green with Tiger’s formidable manhood dwarfing Barack in the shot, while at the very same time, our president’s mouthpieces were selling the line that Barack was hard at thoughtful dithering over his Afghanistan troop surge, and as if that weren’t enough for White House discomfort, this cover also hit while Tiger’s adulterous affairs — too numerous to count — were breaking wide open.

Even the most beleaguered citizen just had to feel the president’s pain that awful week.

Read the rest at http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/why-can%E2%80%99t-you-selfish-ingrates-feel-the-first-couple%E2%80%99s-pain/

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Not a lot going on;lots of video today

REALLY ANN?YOU PREFER SOMEONE WHO REFERS TO A TRAITOROUS PRICK AS A HERO?

WSJ SLAMS GOP OVER PAYROLL TAX EXTENSION
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/wsj-slams-gop-for-payroll-tax-fiasco/

CONGRESS’S PAYROLL TAX STANDOFF–WHO BLINKS FIRST?
I’m afraid I know the answer
http://nationaljournal.com/congress/congress-s-payroll-standoff-who-blinks-first–20111220

FROM THE OFFICIAL WHITE HUT WEBSITE:TAKE NO PRISONERS–NOT EVEN RELATIVES.RUB EVERYBODY’S NOSE IN IT.

OBAMA’S JOB-KILLING MACHINE ROLLS ON
http://news.investors.com/Article/595435/201112201904/with-atandt-decision-obama-job-killing-machine-rolls-on.htm

NO DETAILS ON THE WOOKIE’S PRIVATE VACATION
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-hawaii-neighbors-spy-first-family-20111221,0,7779232.story?track=rss

OBAMA’S HAWAII CHRISTMAS DILEMMA
Will he stay in DC to look like the lone crusader or hightail it for the sand and surf?
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/200679-obamas-hawaii-christmas-dilemma-

IRAQUI LEADER THREATENS TO ABANDON POWER SHARING
Who couldn’t see this coming the second we left?
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/22/world/middleeast/iraqi-leader-threatens-to-abandon-power-sharing.html?_r=1&smid=tw-nytimes&seid=auto

OBAMA’S APPROVAL RATING WILL RISE AND THE JOBLESS RATE WILL FALL–ALL DESIGNED TO WEAKEN YOUR RESOLVE
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2011/12/20/don_t_doubt_me_obama_s_approval_rating_will_rise_and_the_jobless_rate_will_drop_all_designed_to_weaken_your_resolve

TEACHERS UNION PRESIDENT DEEMS EDUCATION ‘TOO COMPLEX’ FOR TAX-PAYING RUBES

MOOCHELLE’S FOOD PYRAMID REPLACEMENT FAILING
Don’t these kids realize Big Moomoo has their best interests at heart?
http://nation.foxnews.com/michelle-obama/2011/12/20/michelle-obama-s-food-pyramid-replacement-failing

HARPER TO OBAMA: ‘I’VE GOT PLENTY OF BUYERS FOR OUR OIL’
Bam would rather see the oil go to China than to Americans.
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/12/21/harper-to-obama-ive-got-plenty-of-buyers-for-our-oil/

FREEDOM PROTESTERS CRY OUT FOR GEORGE W. BUSH IN SYRIA
But…but…we were all told he is a bloodthirsty warmonger.Check out the sign.
Keep in mind,you can be beheaded for this over there.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/12/freedom-protesters-cry-out-for-george-w-bush-in-syria/

SHEILA JACKASS LEE RAMBLES ON ABOUT THE TAX CUT EXTENSION…OR SOMETHING
I swear this crone gets loonier and fuglier every day
http://www.therightscoop.com/sheila-jackson-lee-d-pride-of-texas-rambles-incoherently-on-payroll-tax-cut-extension/

WATERS PUSHES ETHICS RULES FOR THE FCC
Another of the Black Caucuses stygian witches heard from
http://thehill.com/blogs/hillicon-valley/technology/200795-rep-waters-pushes-fcc-ethics-bill

ANYBODY ELSE MISS THIS MAN AS MUCH AS I DO?

111 DEAD IN SYRIA’S LARGEST ONE DAY BLOODLETTING TO DATE
And Obama says…….nothing
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/12/111_dead_in_syrias_largest_one_day_bloodletting_to_date.html

CORRUPT N.Y. DEM SENATOR GETS 59 YEARS IN PRISON–AND CRIES LIKE A SISSY
Finally some good news
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=110810

CHRISTIE BITCHSLAPS MIKA

I’LL BE POSTING MY FUNNY CHRISTMAS VIDEOS TOMORROW AND A SPECIAL ONE ON FRIDAY.EVERYBODY WILL BE BUSY OVER THE WEEKEND,BUT STOP BY AND CHECK SOME OF THEM OUT WHEN YOU HAVE TIME.I’LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS ONE FOR NOW.

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Class v Crass – The third First Family Christmas edition

The Obama’s 2011 Hawaiian Christmas is likely be their most expensive tax-payer funded First Family vacation to date.

And that’s saying something.

The round trip cost of flying Air Force One from Washington to Hawaii and then back again comes to $3,271,611 all by itself.

(Camp David is 56 miles from D.C., which would require the First Family to take a quick ride on MH-1 with its usual escort.)

Then there is the USAF C-17 cargo plane needed to bring Presidential limos, helicopters and other essentials along.

(Camp David is already set up for every presidential need.)

Plus, there is the cost of transporting, feeding and housing all the security the family requires.

(Camp David is always staffed.)

Add in a few extras — like Michelle decided to travel separately for an addition $100,000 for personnel, travel and security — and you quickly hit the Big Round Number of FOUR MILLION DOLLARS.

Okay. So the president needs to get away from the pressures of his job.

Dubya went to his ranch, which had to be set up for a presidential visit only ONCE for the whole 8 years; the Left squealed every time about how many days he was out of the office during his presidency and how LAZY he was.

Obama goes somewhere new 8 times a year for official vacations (plus dozens and dozens of golf games and endless trips for supposedly presidential business that seem to oddly coincide with major Democratic fund-raisers) and the Left “goes Awwwwwww, he needs to get away.”

Still … FOUR MILLION DOLLARS?

For a two week vacation?

In what Oblahblah keeps on calling “the worst economy since the Great Depression”?

When was the last time your family could afford a vacation?

And how far would four million bucks go in this economy?

In 2010, the median household income in the U.S. was $49,445. We’ll call it fifty grand, to make the math easier.

Four million dollars would support EIGHTY American families for a year.

That is how much BETTER the Obamas think they are than the rest of us.

And how about the “evil Bushitlers”? Well, they had a very different set of values.

Click graphic to embiggen.

 

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

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OBAMA ON GRIM ECONOMY: ‘I DON’T CONTROL THE WEATHER’

Democrats are so predictable they’re boring.We are about to be subjected to 12 months of whining about ‘the mess we inherited.’

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2011/12/12/obama_on_grim_economy_i_dont_control_the_weather

U.S. TO OPEN UNMANNED BORDER CROSSING WITH MEXICO

It’s election time.We need all the dem voters we can get!Bienvenido todos!Viva Obama!Viva la Revolucion!Whee!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/feds-propose-to-open-an-unmanned-border-crossing-with-mexico-to-upgrade-security/

OBAMA DUCKS AND WEAVES ON ’60 MINUTES’. GETS AWAY WITH IT AS USUAL.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/obama-defends-his-presidency-on-60-minutes-i-didnt-overpromise/

OBAMA: ‘IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO THE GOP NOMINATES’

He’ll have plenty of cash and a pack of howling hyenas to rip anybody to shreds.

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/12/11/obama-it-doesnt-matter-who-the-gop-nominates/

MOURNING JOE:OBAMA SEES DEMOCRACY AS A STUMBLING BLOCK TO HIS GREATNESS

This from Evan Thomas who once referred to the Usurper as ‘sort of a god.’

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/mark-finkelstein/2011/12/12/morning-joe-obama-believes-america-not-commensurate-his-gifts

MICHELLE OBAMA BREAKS JUMPING JACKS RECORD

300,265 PEOPLE.NO BIG DEAL–300,000 OF THEM WERE MEDIA TYPES.I’LL LEAVE COMMENTS ON THE PICTURE ALONE.TALK ABOUT A TARGET-RICH ENVIRONMENT.

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20111212/NEWS08/111212012/Michelle-Obama-breaks-jumping-jacks-record?odyssey=mod%7Cnewswell%7Ctext%7CFRONTPAGE%7Cs

AFTER PERRY ATTACK,OBAMA PRETENDS TO DISPLAY CHRISTIAN FAITH

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/after-perry-attack-obama-displays-christian-faith/250751

NEWT’S RISE:ITS THE PERSUASION,STUPID

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/12/newts_rise_its_the_persuasion_stupid.html..

LAND OF THE ENVIOUS AND HOME OF THE VICTIM

http://townhall.com/columnists/starparker/2011/12/12/land_of_the_envious_and_home_of_the_victim

AMERICANS ELECT;EARLY DIRTY TRICKS

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/12/americans_elect_early_dirty_tricks.html

I WAS CHANNEL SURFING THIS MORNING AND SAW DEBBIE DOWNER ON WITH GRETCHEN CARLSON.THE FIRST WORDS I HEARD WERE: ‘THE PRESIDENT INHERITED A TERRIBLE MESS’…. I SWEAR SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE CRAWLED OFF THE PREP TABLE AT THE MORGUE.WHO DOES HER MAKEUP… CADAVERS R US?

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MICHELLE OBAMA SECRET AFFAIR RUMORS SURFACE

SORRY,FOLKS;COULDN’T RESIST.SOME GUYS WILL TAKE WHAT THEY CAN GET,BUT THERE’S NOT ENOUGH LIQUOR TO MAKE ME ATTRACTED TO THIS MASSIVE MOUND OF MEGALOMANIACAL MOOSESHIT.I NEVER DATE OUTSIDE MY OWN SPECIES.GOOD THING HER NAME ISN’T CAIN.

 

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/12/michelle-obama-secret-affair-rumors-surface/

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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE

BOZO: ‘I TRY NOT TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK,BUT I’VE DONE MORE FOR ISRAELI SECURITY THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT.’
And the big-money liberal Jew donors seem to eat this crap sandwich without flinching.Amazing.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/12/barack-obama-to-jewish-donors-ive-done-more-for-israel-security-than-any-previous-administration/

NEW YORKERS FURIOUS WITH OBAMA’S TRIPLE FUNDRAISER
http://nation.foxnews.com/president-obama/2011/11/30/new-yorkers-furious-obamas-triple-fundraiser

ADAM CAROLLA EXPLAINS OWS
WARNING!LANGUAGE IS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC!HE’S LIKE THE POTTY-MOUTH VERSION OF….ME.

CHUCK U. SCHUMER:DEMOCRATS CAN GAIN SENATE SEATS IN 2012
Bartender:I’ll have a shot of whatever this assclown just drank a bottle of.
http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/196439-schumer-we-can-gain-senate-seats

DREAMS FROM MY PRESIDENT
He wants to crush our dreams and replace them with his.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/12/dreams_from_my_president.html

EVICTION PAPERS SERVED ON CAIN ACCUSER FOR $7,500 IN BACK RENT
Karma’s a bitch
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-eviction-papers-served-in-glenview-on-cain-accuser-for-7500-back-rent-20111130,0,3137453.story

HOMELESS BROODSOW WITH 15 KIDS AND 3 BABYDADDY: ‘SOMEBODY’S GOTTA PAY FOR ME AND MY KIDS.’
For 15 bonus points:guess who she voted for

WHITE HOUSE CLAIMS PIPELINE DELAY NOT POLITICAL

http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/e2-wire/196457-white-house-denies-keystone-delay-was-political-decision

ONCE YOU GO CONSERVATIVE BLACK YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK

http://townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/2011/11/30/once_you_go_conservative_black,_you_better_watch_your_back

OBAMA’S DESIGN FOR DEFEAT

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/12/obamas_design_for_defeat.html

SASQUATCH ADDED TO OBAMA DINNER RAFFLE

YOU CAN HAVE A CHANCE TO WATCH A HUMAN GARBAGE DISPOSAL FOR ONLY $3;WHAT A DEAL

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2011/11/30/michelle-added-obama-dinner-raffle/

LARRY ELDER:BULLETPROOF BARNEY FRANK RETIRES;LIBERAL,GAY,UNTOUCHABLE

http://townhall.com/columnists/larryelder/2011/12/01/bulletproof_barney_frank_retires_–_liberal,_gay,_untouchable

FOR DEMOCRATS, CLASS WARFARE TRUMPS JOB CREATION

http://news.investors.com/Article/593289/201111301836/democrats-kill-jobs-with-small-business-surtax.htm

‘MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION IN HISTORY’ SEALS RECORDS ON BORDER AGENT MURDER

Republicans can call for Holder’s resignation until they turn blue;the Underfuhrer of the Obamareich isn’t going anywhere.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/11/most_transparent_administration_in_history_seals_file_on_border_agent_murder.html

INTRODUCING ‘MANAGEMENT RINGS’–ENGAGEMENT RINGS FOR MEN

I’m so glad I’m past this age.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2068182/If-like-ring-Introducing-mangagement-rings–engagement-bands-MEN.html

REP. WEST JOKES ABOUT BEING WELCOMED INTO THE CBC

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/watercooler/2011/nov/30/picket-rep-west-takes-third-place-dcs-funniest-and/

THE DEMOCRATS FIND MACHIAVELLI

http://spectator.org/archives/2011/12/01/the-democrats-find-machiavelli

WILL THE EPA CHOKE OFF OIL SHALE PRODUCTION?

Lisa Jackson follows the Fuehrer’s orders without question;like the Heinrich Himmler of the Obamareich

(I gotta quit watching the Military Channel while I’m doing this)

http://news.investors.com/Article/593291/201111301836/shale-oil-bakken-marcellus-fracking-epa-keystone.htm

GILLIBRAND’S FAUX FIX

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/gillibrand_faux_fix_Gx4rwe8yWJtLdujpaR9GpL#ixzz1fIQYhtVd

SGT.SCHULTZ BLAMES ANDERSON COOPER FOR BEING NAMED ONE OF GQ’S 25 LEAST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE
At least when I rant,I have a point

OBAMA LOSES EGYPT
Mubarak may have been a dictator,but he looked out for US interests;with the Muslim Brotherhood taking control,we may soon regret it.And it was Obama that sold him out.
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2011/12/01/obama-loses-egypt/

OBAMA: ‘I’M GOING TO NEED ANOTHER TERM TO FINISH THE JOB’
I think you’ve done way too much already,pal.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OBAMA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-11-30-22-14-50

MOTHER BEATEN BY SON OVER KOOL-AID,POLICE SAY
LeQuan must have missed the “honor thy mother” sermon in church last week.
http://www.wlky.com/r/29880538/detail.html

OF BARACK OBAMA AND TIM TEBOW
http://frontpagemag.com/2011/12/01/of-barack-obama-and-tim-tebow/

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

h/t IOTW

Watch out for flying zipper shards

POLICE DON TURKEY SUIT FOR CROSSWALK STING
GIVING UP OUR FREEDOM–ONE TURKEY AT A TIME
SF ASSEMBYWOMAN BUSTED STEALING $2450 WORTH OF MERCHANDISE FROM NIEMAN MARCUS
When you’re a democrat,stealing just comes naturally
TURKEY TAXPAYERS NEVER GET PARDONED
WILL DEMOGRAPHY DEFEAT DEMOCRATS?
KRAUT: ‘OBAMA IS RUNNING AN OCCUPY WALL STREET CAMPAIGN’
OCCUPY….WAL MART?
Note to Occubaggers:police have nothing on hordes of holiday shoppers.If you get between them and 32″ LCD TV’s for $199,they WILL run you over.
CHICAGO TRIBUNE DOUBLING,TRIPLING SUBSCRIPTION RATES
Great.This is the paper I deliver.I get paid per piece.
HIS ONLY PLAN WILL BE TO SPEND MORE MONEY THAT WE DON’T HAVE
THE CHUTES AND LADDERS OF THE CHICAGO WAY
TWO GOP LEGISLATORS PROPOSE SEPARATING COOK COUNTY FROM THE REST OF ILLINOIS
That’s fine with me;the entire state is fairly conservative except for the liberal pukes that run Chicago.We get stuck with everything they want to do.Our voices amount to nothing.

THE INVISIBLE PRESIDENT

THE UNION WAR ON WISCONSIN GOVERNOR WALKER
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/11/the_union_war_on_wisconsin_governor_walker.html

12 FORMER OFFICIALS INDICTED FOR VOTER FRAUD
No mention of party affiliation,but take a look at the mug shots and you know.
http://www.walb.com/story/16104533/12-indicted-for-voter-fraud

THANKSGIVING PROCLAMATION–PRESIDENT GEORGE WASHINGTON,1789
Someone might want to post the text.It’s worth it.
http://www.americaspartynews.com/talk/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=22907&posts=2#M59337

LAWSUIT SAYS PROSECUTOR WENT TOO FAR IN CHARGING 6-YEAR OLD WITH SEXUAL ASSAULT FOR PLAYING ‘DOCTOR’
http://www.channel3000.com/news/29827742/detail.html

CORZINE’S FRAUD
He was being touted for Treasury Secretary at one time.
http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/jeffcarter/2011/11/23/corzines_fraud

ANALYZING THE 2012 ELECTION
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/11/analyzing_the_2012_election.html

O’KEEFE NAILS ‘EM AGAIN

IS MICHELLE OBAMA BAD FOR KIDS?
We don’t need a Big Brother OR a Big Mother
http://townhall.com/columnists/terryjeffrey/2011/11/23/is_michelle_obama_bad_for_kids

SIZING UP A ROMNEY-GINGRICH SHOWDOWN
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-goldberg-column-gop-race-20111122,0,5579694.column

MAN CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER FOR TRYING TO EVICT TENANTS WITH FORKLIFT
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Man-charged-with-attempted-murder-in-forklift-attack/-/1637132/4812056/-/127my6h/-/index.html

FALLON DRUMMER CALLS BACHMANN ‘BITCH’ SONG “TONGUE IN CHEEK”
You can stick your forked “tongue” on my butt “cheek”,pal.Why do liberal pukes think all conservative women are fair game for all manner of abuse,but the real bitches like Mooch and San Fran Nan are treated like a Madonna?
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/11/jimmy-fallons-drummer-grounded-for-bachmanns-bitch-song/

APPARENTLY THE RUSSKIES AREN’T FEELING OBOZO EITHER

NEWT AND THE ILLEGALS
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/11/newt_and_the_illegals.html

THE PRESIDENCY I ALWAYS,ALWAYS WANTED
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2011/11/23/presidency-wanted/

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THE SUNDAY BEFORE TURKEY DAY GRUDGE

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FIRST LADY TO VISIT HOMESTEAD-MIAMI SPEEDWAY
Here’s an idea:tell her she can wave the green flag to start the race,but she has to do it from the middle of the track.Think she’d figure it out?

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/11/20/2510842/first-lady-to-visit-homestead.html

PRESIDENT HAS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM TO WIN MICHIGAN IN 2012
I dunno,ya think the rest of Michigan doesn’t want to end up like Detroit?
http://www.freep.com/article/20111120/NEWS15/111200467/President-has-work-cut-out-him-order-win-Michigan-2012

OCCUBAGGERS THE NATURAL SPAWN OF THE PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT
http://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2011/11/20/generation_mutant_occupiers_are_the_natural_spawn_of_the_progressive_movement/page/full/

THE KERRY’S CURIOUS STOCK TRADES
The timing of their purchases is almost perfect
http://biggovernment.com/whall/2011/11/18/exclusive-documents-the-kerrys-curious-stock-trades/

MILA KUNIS SMOULDERS IN STUNNING BLACK DRESS AT MARINE CORPS BALL
I still think most of Hollywood’s glitterati are self-absorbed cretins with more money than sense,but once in awhile somebody does something for those who know what sacrifice really is.That has to be a good thing.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2063796/Mila-Kunis-smoulders-stunning-black-gown-Marine-Corps-gala.html

PROGRESS!
High school 1957 vs. 2011
This is so true
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=105563

THIS IS PAINFUL TO WATCH
Here’s the 40% that approve of Obama

DON’T FEED THE LAZY
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/nov/18/dont-feed-the-lazy/

ANGRY UNION PRESIDENT SPEWS INSULTS,THEN BLAMES US FOR BACKLASH
Somebody check to see if she has a curly tail–I’m too afraid
http://biggovernment.com/eagtv/2011/11/19/angry-union-president-spews-insults-then-blames-us-for-backlash/

THIS IS NEWT BEING NEWT

THEY’RE COMING FOR OUR BALLS
http://townhall.com/columnists/douggiles/2011/11/20/they%e2%80%99re_coming_for_our_balls

GEORGE WILL: ‘IS THERE NO LIMIT TO CONGRESS’S POWER?’
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/is-there-no-limit-to-congresss-power/2011/11/17/gIQA1REtZN_story.html

TINY DANCER TELLS IOWA DEMOCRATS OBAMA HAS DELIVERED ON PROMISES
Like: ‘under my plan,energy costs will necessarily skyrocket’
http://easterniowagovernment.com/2011/11/19/chicago-mayor-tells-iowa-democrats-obama-has-delivered-on-promises/

TINGLES TO OBAMA:JUST GIVE US OUR ORDERS

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/11/chris-matthews-pleads-to-obama-just-give-us-our-orders-tell-us-where-were-going-give-us-the-mission-video/

SUPER COMMITTEE HEADED FOR FAILURE
That was the plan all along
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/11/supercommittee_heading_for_failure.html

AMERICA BEFORE THE ENTITLEMENT STATE
http://www.forbes.com/sites/objectivist/2011/11/18/america-before-the-entitlement-state/

VIDEO:MEGHAN McCAIN ‘SICK OF NOT BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY’
“Like,my dad is a senator and stuff and mom has lots of money from grandpa’s beer business and stuff,and like I totally should get more,y’know,respect and stuff”
http://www.breitbart.tv/poor-meghan-mccain-daughter-sick-of-not-being-taken-seriously/

GOP SENATORS JOIN CALL FOR KAGAN RECUSAL AS REQUIRED BY LAW
Law?Whose law?The law is whatever I,the Chosen One,say it is.BWAHAHAHA
http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/bobbeauprez/2011/11/20/gop_senators_join_call_for_kagan_recusal_as_required_by_law

GINGRICH:A TALE LONG TOLD IS WRONG
http://www.unionleader.com/article/20111120/NEWS0605/711209963&source=RSS

OAKLAND OCCUBAGGERS FIND NEW PLACE TO SQUAT
There’s only one way to get rid of cockroaches
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45374977/ns/us_news-life/

PORTLAND OCCUBAGGERS STRIKE POLICE HORSE
They don’t know much about horses;these are American standardbred quarter horses.They weigh about 1200 pounds.If they reared,they’d stomp a mudhole in these little pricks.Not that the thought ever crossed the officers’ mind.Mounted police are as close to their animals as K-9 officers are to their dogs.

THANKSGIVING IS LOSING ITS FLAVOR TO BLACK FRIDAY HYSTERIA
This is meant to be a time to gather friends and family together and give thanks for all that God has given us.Now we have retailers opening at 10PM Thanksgiving night and people will line up to ‘get a deal.’ This is so sad.
http://www.cleveland.com/sun/all/index.ssf/2011/11/post_59.html

BIDEN ADDRESSES SECRETIVE DONOR CONFERENCE

Plughead’s brain is so secret,even he doesn’t know where it is!

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1111/68738.html

OBAMA JETS FROM BALI TO NEW HAMPSHIRE FOR STIMULUS SPEECH

Bet he slips in a fundraiser

http://dailycaller.com/2011/11/18/obama-jets-from-bali-to-new-hampshire-for-stimulus-speech/

GINGRICH: ‘I’M NO BILL CLINTON’

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1111/68728.html

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

While putting my report together,I had the bad judgement to watch a video of that steaming pantload Bill Maher on ‘The View From The Far Left’ yesterday.He said: ‘we do a comedy show.’ As far as I’m concerned racist,hyper-partisan hatred is not funny.Don Rickles made a career out of making fun of people,but they knew it was just his schtick and was nothing personal.This festering sac of pus is deliberately passing off his venality as comedy,like when Alec Baldwin screamed: “We should stone Henry Hyde then go to his house and kill his family!’ when The Slickster got impeached.Later he claimed it was a joke.Funny,huh?

True comedy must have a grain of truth to it and it’s not easy to do well.Comics like Redd Foxx,Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy use profanity-laced diatribes because their audience is mainly urban and have heard that kind of language their whole lives.My grandparents raised me for almost 20 years and my grandmother dropped the ‘F’ bomb once,and grandad never did.That took a lot of effort,considering they had to put up with me.

We were fortunate enough to grow up with Jack Benny,Burns and Allen,Jackie Gleason,Red Skelton,Bill Cosby,the list goes on.They could be funny without cursing or belittling anybody.The elites can’t figure out why cornpone humor like the Blue Collar crew make millions.These guys figured out you can be successful playing to the part of the country between Manhattan and Malibu,AKA “flyover country”.This is a microcosm of the battle we are engaged in for the very soul of our nation.Those who think Maher is ‘cutting edge’ comedy and those who understand where Jeff Foxworthy is coming from.

PALIN: ‘THE CREAM HAS NOT RISEN TO THE TOP YET IN THIS VERY FLUID PRIMARY.”

http://conservatives4palin.com/2011/11/governor-palin-the-cream-of-the-crop-has-not-risen-yet-in-this-very-fluid-primary-process.html

THE DEMS TARGET DEFENSE AND YOUR WALLET AGAIN

The only real cuts they care about are to our military

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/11/the_dems_target_defense_and_your_wallet_again.html

NEWT GINGRICH BACK FROM THE BRINK

http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/15/politics/acosta-gingrich-surges/

MUSLIM FILTH WHO MURDERED HIS THREE DAUGHTERS SAID ‘HE’D DO IT AGAIN 100 TIMES.’

Islam certainly is the ‘religion of peace’,isn’t it?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2061842/Mohammad-Shafia-murdered-daughter-honour-killing-said-hed-again.html

RECALL EFFORT AGAINST WIS. GOV. WALKER BEGINS

You’ve got to hand it to liberals,they never give up.

http://news.yahoo.com/recall-effort-against-wisconsin-gov-walker-begins-152619867.html

BEHOLD THE OBAMA VOTING BASE

MR. TINGLES:REPUBLICANS ARE ‘CONSUMED BY HATE’

Just once before I die,Lord,give me a shot at this little snow-capped leprechaun

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/11/15/chris_matthews_republicans_are_consumed_by_hate.html

INSIDER TRADING BENEFITTED BOTH PARTIES IN CONGRESS

Why do you think people spend tens of millions to get a job that pays $174,000/yr?

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/11/insider_trading_benefited_both_parties_in_congress.html

GOP ‘CLOSE’ TO SECURING VOTES FOR BALANCED BUDGET AMENDMENT

Then they’ll send it to the Senate where Dingy Harry will drop it on the floor,pull out his wee willie and pee on it the way he has the other 150 bills the house has sent up.

http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/193893-goodlatte-gop-close-but-not-there-yet-on-bba-votes

SCHWIEZER:REP. MORAN(D- VA) MADE 90 TRADES ONE DAY AFTER PRIVATE CONGRESSIONAL ECONOMICS MEETING

http://www.breitbart.tv/schweizer-jim-moran-d-va-made-90-trades-one-day-after-private-congressional-economics-meeting/

PLUGHEAD TO OHIO UNIONS: ‘YOU FIRED THE FIRST SHOT’

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2011/11/16/new_toneor_something_biden_says_you_fired_first_shot_to_unions

GIFFORDS’ HUSBAND SAYS SHE’D LIKE TO RUN FOR CONGRESS NEXT YEAR

Democrats are terrified she won’t run in this otherwise heavy republican district.They will probably try to talk her into running for the Senate seat up next year.The fact she can’t put a coherent sentence together is irrelevant.They kept Tim Johnson in his seat after his brain aneurism and wheeled him in for important votes like Obamacare.They are a bunch of whores.

http://thehill.com/video/house/193619-giffords-husband-she-would-like-to-run-for-congress-next-year

SCORE ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS

WHAT CHANGE LOOKS LIKE UNDER OBAMA

http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2011/11/16/change-under-obama/

THE SMARMY LITTLE TOAD DOESN’T THINK REGULATIONS  SLOW ECONOMIC GROWTH

He also thinks the SEIU “maintaining” the voting machines in Clark County had nothing to do with his getting reelected

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2011/11/16/harry_reid_doesnt_think_regulations_slow_economic_growth

RFK JR’s ‘GREEN’ COMPANY SCORED $1.4 BILLION TAXPAYER BAILOUT

http://biggovernment.com/whall/2011/11/16/robert-kennedy-jr-s-green-company-scored-1-4-billion-taxpayer-bailout/

TEXAS COP CATCHES ARRESTED,HANDCUFFED COUPLE ENGAGING IN SEX ACT IN THE BACK OF HIS SQUAD CAR

Don&Roma had fun with this.She got his pants unzipped and gave him a Lewinsky with her hands cuffed behind her back.Figure that one out.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/oral-sex-in-police-car-986512

IT’S GOOD TO BE THE QUEEN BITCH

WAITRESS FIRED FOR WEARING ‘TEA PARTY’ BRACELET

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/11/15/waitress-says-she-was-fired-for-tea-party-bracelet/

RIFT OVER TIM TEBOW’S CUSTOM JERSEYS

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201111/tebow-custom-jerseys-create-hullabaloo

COULTER:OBAMA CAN’T WIN ON MERITS,BUT WILL PLAY REALLY DIRTY TO WIN

Welcome to Chicago-style politics

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2011/11/16/coulter_obama_cant_win_on_merits,_but_will_play_really_dirty_to_win

OBLIGATORY MOOCHELLE ‘IN YOUR FACE’ POST

She’s wearing Vera Wang in first photo;I didn’t even know Vera had a wang

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2061978/Michelle-Obama-says-Aloha-tropical-style-showstopping-Hawaii-wardrobe.html

BUFFOON TRIES TO SPEAK AUSSIE

What a wanker

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/11/obama-gives-speaking-australian-a-burl/

ETHICS COMMITTEE DECISION MAY HAUNT REP. JACKSON’S REELECTION BID

Who are you kidding?This is the spawn of Rev. Jesse;he’s entitled to a lifetime gig.Read the rules.

Silly rabbit–ethics are for republicans

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/193849-ethics-decision-may-haunt-rep-jackson-reelection-bid

ILLINOIS OCCUBAGGER:GOVT. SHOULD SEIZE ALL HOUSING

She’s a professor at Northwestern–figures

THE DECLINE AND FALL OF OWS:THE AMERICAN LEFT HAS RUN OUT OF STEAM AND LIBERALISM IS IN CRISIS

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100117490/the-decline-and-fall-of-occupy-wall-street-the-american-left-has-run-out-of-steam-and-liberalism-is-in-crisis/

PARTING SHOT

h/t to IOTW

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

Word of warning:I’ve been in a crummy mood lately.I’ll try to stay coherent long enough to post a couple things.

As I sit here typing this,I’m wearing an ugly flowered shirt,sitting under a heat lamp and sipping a rum and diet cola trying to emulate our beloved leader,Barack Hussein Obama.mmm…mmm…mmm.

At the APEC meeting in Hawaii he decided he and the gang of international despots would forego wearing Hawaiian shirts because it would look bad to flaunt their corruption while the world burns.

http://news.yahoo.com/no-aloha-obama-skips-apec-tradition-011718663.html

OBAMA:GOP WILL PAY FOR BLOCKING JOBS BILL

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/nov/14/obama-gop-lawmakers-will-pay-blocking-jobs-bill/

OBAMA REJECTS REASON,KILLS KEYSTONE XL

He could have created 100,000 jobs,but chose to kowtow to the enviro-wackos who stuff his pockets with cash.The unions wanted the jobs,but where else are they going to go?Canada plans to sell the oil to China because they can’t afford to wait out Obama.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/christopherhelman/2011/11/10/obama-rejects-reason-kills-keystone-xl/2/

PELOSI DRIVES EVEN JON STEWART CRAZY

There’s a video clip at the link if your gag reflex is strong enough

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/pelosi-drives-even-jon-stewart-crazy

CHELSEA CLINTON TO WORK AS SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT FOR NBC NEWS

I’m certain she got the job based solely on her looks,brains and talent.Being the spawn of an Arkanses grifter and a power-obsessed shrew had nothing to do with it.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/193333-chelsea-clinton-to-work-as-correspondent-for-nbc

HOW DID A PROFANE,RABID BEHEMOTH OF HATRED EVER GET TO A LEADERSHIP POSITION?

She crushed her competition…literally

BLITZER LETS WASHERWOMAN INSIST ON CAIN DISCLOSURE,FORGETS SHE WANTED WEINER LEFT ALONE

I’d have no problem leaving Debbie Downer’s weiner alone.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2011/11/12/cnns-blitzer-lets-debbie-wasserman-schultz-insist-cain-disclosure-forget

OBAMA NOT THE MAN AMERICA VOTED FOR

http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/obama-man-america-voted-article-1.976962

MAKEUP ARTIST MAKES OVER THE WOOKIE,ORCA AND HIMSELF

His fee for Mooch is $15,000/day.Good work if you can get it.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/makeup-artist-derrick-rutledge-makes-over-michelle-obama-oprahand-himself/2011/09/11/gIQA8G9E9M_story.html?hpid=z6

THE ELOQUENCE OF OBAMA’S INACTION

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/11/the_eloquence_of_obamas_inaction.html

MICHELLE OBAMA TO SERVE AS GRAND MARSHAL OF NASCAR 400

Uh,Mooch,these cars don’t have doors.If you want the free ride you feel you’re entitled to,you have to squeeze your big ass in through the window.Luckily,all NASCAR events have emergency crews with the jaws of life standing by.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/michelle-obama-to-serve-as-grand-marshal-of-nascar-400/

OBAMA WON’T COMMENT ON G20 CONVERSATION WHEN HE BLASTED NETANYAHU

Grandma always said ‘never put your mouth in gear before your brain is engaged’

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/11/obama-wont-comment-on-g20-conversation-where-he-blasted-israeli-leader-netanyahu/

MARINE VET BOOTS DISRUPTIVE HIPPIE FROM REP. TURNER’S SWEARING-IN CEREMONY

Sorry,I couldn’t resist

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/11/ex-marine-drags-disruptive-hippie-from-rep-turners-swearing-in-ceremony/

3 PORTLAND OCCUBAGGERS ARRESTED WITH HOMEMADE GRENADES

The conspirators behind this whole debacle are hoping for bloodshed.I fear its coming soon…very soon.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/11/just-like-the-tea-party-3-occupy-portland-protesters-arrested-with-homemade-grenades/

MY GRANDMOTHER WOULD HAVE MADE THESE TWO BRATS PICK THE SWITCHES OFF THE WEEPING WILLOW TREE SHE WAS GOING TO WARM THEIR BACKSIDES WITH

SUPREME COURT AGREES TO HEAR OBAMACARE CASE

As usual,it all comes down to how Justice Kennedy decides

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/supreme-court-agrees-to-hear-obamacare-lawsuit/

OCCUPY CRACKDOWN:THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF PROTESTS?

http://abcnews.go.com/US/occupy-crackdown-beginning-end-protests/story?id=14945448#.TsDuZbL4V8E

MICHELLE OBAMA SAYS SHE FEELS WELCOME IN HAWAII

Insert crack about luaus and suckling pigs here.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2011/nov/13/michelle-obama-says-she-feels-welcome-hawaii/

TEA PARTIERS,LIKE PEACENIKS,UPSET POLITICAL ORDER

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2011/11/14/tea_partiers_like_peaceniks_upset_political_order_112047.html

MORE ‘WE CAN’T WAIT’ EVENTS DUE THIS WEEK

http://dailycaller.com/2011/11/14/more-we-cant-wait-events-due-this-week/

ANOTHER BIG DEM DONOR GETS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS IN NO-BID CONTRACTS

And the band played on

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/11/14/another-big-dem-donor-gets-hundreds-of-millions-in-no-bid-contract/

I’m done now

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