Author Archives: Pistol Pete

MICHELLE MOVIE BIO WINNER

I Own The World ran a contest to name a biopic for the Water Buffalo

these are cute

First the hilarious also-rans –

Queen Kong – Moe Tom
Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner at Tiffany’s – Czar of Defenestration
There’s Nothing About Michelle – Plain Jane
Requiem for a Really Heavyweight – Dad248
Scarf Face – Chalupa
Guess Who’s Eating Our Dinner – Mkultra
There’s Something About Gravy – Chalupa
Madame Bovinery – KT
V is for Velveeta – Edith McCrotch
The Pantriot – Uncle Al
Some Like it With Hot Sauce – 99th Squad Leader
The Devil Wears Boob Belts – The Doktor
Crouching Tigeress, Hidden Drumstick – Scratch n Sniff
“The Incredible Lightness of Barack’s Loafers” – LexisTexas
Shyster Act – Scratch n Sniff
The Pursuit of Crappyness – KT
Bad News Chairs – Matt Damon’s Brain
Schindler’s Takeout List – Matt Damon’s Brain
Saving Private Ryan’s Doggie Bag – Matt Damon’s Brain
The Passion Of The Crust – Matt Damon’s Brain
One Flew Over The Ugly Nest – BigJacket

And the Winner IS….
We’re gonna have a dance off. Thumb your favorite from these two so we can get our winner. Thumbing will end at 7pm ET

The Day After Tamales – Chalupa
All That Constitutional Jazz – Edith McCrotch

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THE SUNDAY GRUDGE REPORT

posted by Pistol Pete

HOWIERD DEAN WARNS DEMS:SARAH PALIN COULD BEAT OBAMA IN 2012

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/164765-howard-dean-warns-palin-could-beat-obama-in-2012

DEBBIE DOES DULLEST:WASHERWOMAN INSISTS WEINERGATE IS A ‘PERSONAL MATTER’

Apparently NOW’s outrage depends on the letter after a man’s name

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2011/06/04/debbie-does-dullest-dnc-chair-insists-weinergate-personal-matter-other-d

HARD TO GET GOOD GOONS THESE DAYS

http://washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columnists/2011/06/sunday-reflection-hard-get-good-goons-these-days

OBAMA’S MOUNTING MEDIA MANIPULATION

Its what he’s counting on for re-election

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/06/obamas_mounting_media_manipulation.html

AS GOV’T PLAYS ‘FATHER’,BLACK MALES BECOME DISPENSIBLE

http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/04/walter-e-williams-on-welfare-as-govt-plays-father-black-males-have-become-dispensable/

OBAMA GETS IN A ROUND OF GOLF SATURDAY

Destroying a country so fast is hard work;he needs to unwind

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/164767-obama-gets-in-a-round-of-golf

WI DEMS TO RECALL WALKER-MAYBE

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/06/04/wi-dems-to-recall-walker-maybe/

GRANNY GET YOUR GUN

Seniors see whats coming in Obama’s America and know they are prime targets

http://www.dailycommercial.com/60311gramps

AMERICANS WILL NEVER GROW UP AS LONG AS WE HAVE MEDICARE

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/06/04/why-americans-will-never-grow-up-as-long-as-we-have-medicare/

DISABLED TWO-YEAR-OLD HAS WALKER STOLEN FROM OUTSIDE HIS HOME

Probably stolen to be sold for scrap;welcome to Obama’s America

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/04/2011-06-04_disabled_2yearolds_walker_stolen_from_outside_his_home_in_pennsylvania.html.

PRESIDENT OF FLORIDA STATE SENATE DODGES SIMPLE QUESTION,RADIO HOST LOSES PATIENCE

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THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

EDITORIAL ALERT!!!!!!

There were two notable deaths yesterday.

The first was Jack Kevorkian, “Dr.Death.”

I could care less.Unfortunately,Joe Biden won’t be able to redeem the gift certificate I sent him for a session with the good doctor.

The second passing leaves an empty place in the heart of Americans who remember when the good guys won.

James Arness,TV western icon, passed quietly at age 88.The 6’7″ tower of manhood walked down a dusty street and outdrew the faceles bad guy at the beginning of every episode.Those of us who are old enough will always remember Roy,Dale,Gene Autry,the Lone Ranger just to name a few who epitomized all that was good and moral in our culture.

Contrast that with today’s heroes.Womanizing politicians,barely-dressed women,gangs dealing drugs and death with indifference.A failed education system,decaying cities,a population stripped of hope and the ability to dream.

Rest in peace,Marshall Dillon,we’ll not see your like again.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/tv-news.en.ap.org/tv-news.en.ap.org-20110603-us_obit_james_arness

GOLF SUMMIT FOR BARACK OBAMA AND JOHN SELLOUT

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/56229.html

FIDDLING WHILE ROME BURNS

Sen. Ron Johnson spoke with Don and Roma yesterday.He had some interesting things to say

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/06/fiddling_while_rome_burns.html

WHY LIBS DO NOT DESERVE A PASS ON ETHICS SCANDALS

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/06/why_libs_do_not_deserve_a_pass_on_ethics_scandals.html

OBAMA:I PRETTY MUCH REBUILT THE FUTURE;YOU CAN THANK ME LATER

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/erikajohnsen/2011/06/03/obama_i_pretty_much_rebuilt_the_future,_you_can_thank_me_later

WHAT SENIORS HAVE TO FEAR FROM OBAMACARE

http://townhall.com/columnists/johncgoodman/2011/06/04/what_seniors_have_to_fear_from_obamacare/page/full/

WHY 2012 ELECTION LOOKS A LOT LIKE 1860

Good piece by Star Parker

http://www.dakotavoice.com/2011/06/why-2012-election-looks-a-lot-like-1860/

VIDEO:CHOO CHOO ENVY;AMID 9.1% UNEMPLOYMENT,OBAMA WHINES ABOUT EUROPE HAVING FANCIER TRAINS

http://www.breitbart.tv/choo-choo-envy-amid-9-1-unemployment-obama-whines-about-europes-fancier-trains/

OBAMA’S NON-ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF TODAY’S JOBS REPORT

This man has totally divorced himself from reality.Like a child,he thinks if you ignore a problem it will go away.He truly believes the myth of his greatness,pushed by a sycophantic media will protect him from the boiling sea of despair and contempt felt by ordinary Americans.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/06/president-obamas-non-acknowledgment-of-todays-jobs-report.html

PALIN WON’T FOLLOW A LOSING SCRIPT

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_060311/content/01125111.guest.html

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THE FRIDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

OBAMA SOLICITOR GENERAL:IF YOU DON’T LIKE MANDATE,EARN LESS MONEY

That’s what we’re doing,thanks to your boss,pally

http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/2011/06/obama-solicitor-general-if-you-dont-mandate-earn-less-money

ITS OFFICIAL:THE LEFT IS OUT OF IDEAS

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/06/its_official_the_left_is_out_of_ideas.html

SEVEN POSSIBLE GOP HOPEFULS WILL DEBATE JUNE 13

http://www.unionleader.com/article/20110603/NEWS0605/706039963/0/FRONTPAGE##static

A DISASTER AT COMMERCE

John Bryson is a dirt-worshipping,tree hugging enviro-wacko of the first order

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/574144/201106021903/A-Disaster-At-Commerce.htm

END NEAR FOR ZIMBABWE’S LAST WHITE FARMERS

This country used to export agriculture;since the black farmers who failed forced successful white farmers off their land the country is now starving.I was raised on a farm.If you don’t know what you’re doing,you’ll never make it.

http://www.voanews.com/english/news/africa/End-Near-for-Zimbabwes-Last-White-Farmers-122832959.html

TEA PARTY NATION SAYS BOEHNER’S TIME HAS RUN OUT

We’re tired of the weeper-of-the-house talking tough and then caving to the Usurper

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=300905

KRAUTHAMMER:OUR SALUTARY DEBT CEILING SCARE

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/our-salutary-debt-ceiling-scare/2011/06/02/AGQQGZHH_story.html

RUSH COMMENTED ON AN ARTICLE RIPPING ON KRAUTHAMMER;IF YOU MISSED IT,HERE IT IS

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/06/dr_krauthammer_and_gov_palin.html

VIDEO:LARRY,MOE AND CURLY ARE WORKING AS POLICE OFFICERS IN INDEPENDENCE,MO.

CHECK THIS OUT-ITS MY FAVORITE OF THE DAY

http://www.fox4kc.com/news/wdaf-independence-police-shoot-at-concrete-alligator-20110531,0,4098846.story

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THE THURSDAY GRUDGE REPORT

posted by Pistol Pete

COULTER:WEINER DISPUTE COULD BE SETTLED IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT

Ok,I’ll admit it.I’ve purposely avoided this story because the jokes just write themselves;it’s too easy.

In a nutshell,Weiner allegedly tweeted a photo of his private parts to a college girl and then came up with some feeble excuses like,my account was hacked,it wasn’t me,can’t say for sure.etc.This conduct would cost a republican his job,but its pretty normal for a democrat.Weiner’s claim to fame id he married Hillary’s galpal,Huma Abedin.Sir William The Impeached presided at their wedding.Huma’s not as hideous as most liberal women,but what does she see in an anorexic pigeon with a bad beak disease?

http://townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/2011/06/01/weiner_photo_dispute_to_be_settled_in_small_claims_court

THE BARNEY STANDARD

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/573970/201106011846/The-Barney-Standard.htm

RYAN TO OBAMA:LEADERSHIP SHOULD COME FROM THE TOP

Obama’s leadership style is easy:let republicans offer solutions while democrats sit back and throw spitballs.That way when things go bad,guess who gets the blame?

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/164259-ryan-confronts-obama-on-criticism-says-leadership-should-come-from-top

RACIAL VIOLENCE HAS NOT MADE IT INTO THE CONVERSATION ABOUT RACE

This Monday.Mayor Emanuel(AKA Tiny Dancer) closed the North Shore beach in Chicago due to “excessive heat”.

According to police logs,there were over a thousand black youths pushing over bicycles and harrassing beachgoers.

Blacks are about 14% of the population.Half are women.Eliminate males under 12 and over 50 and you have about 4% of the population committing 70% of the crime.Political correctness prevents us from calling these people what they are:vicious animals who roam in packs and steal what they want rather than work for anything.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/06/racial_violence_has_not_made_it_into_the_conversation_about_race.html

BARACK OBAMA AND THE BETRAYAL OF BLACK AMERICA

Most welfare recipients got their monthly allowance yesterday.I had an elderly black lady yesterday who begged me to stop at a convenience store before I took her home because she had no food.Its against our rules,but I couldn’t let her go home hungry.She said she only gets $18 in food stamps for the month.I reminded her who’s been in office the last 2 years when seniors were denied a COLA and who’s cutting $2 B from the food stamp program.I finally got her to admit the ‘Messiah’ is a phony.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/06/barack_obama_and_the_betrayal_of_black_america.html

CHASING SARAH:THE BOYS BEHIND THE BUS

http://michellemalkin.com/2011/06/01/chasing-sarah-the-boys-behind-the-bus/

NUGENT:RUN,RICK,RUN

Nugent:”my governor shoots coyotes,what does your governor do?”

me:”raise taxes”

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jun/1/run-rick-run/print/

SARAH PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS

On the day Romney formally announces his White House bid,Sarah rolls into New Hampshire and sucks up all the oxygen

http://bostonherald.com/news/us_politics/view.bg?articleid=1342321&position=1

OBAMA LOSES WOMEN’S SUPPORT

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jun/1/obama-loses-womens-support/

SORRY FOR THE EDITORIALIZING TODAY,FOLKS;I’M JUST IN A MOOD

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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE REPORT

posted by Pistol Pete

EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT 2012 I LEARNED FROM ‘AMERICAN IDOL’

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/06/everything_i_need_to_know_about_2012_i_learned_from_american_idol.html

GOVERNMENT-SPONSORED DISCRIMINATION PROLIFERATES

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/268450/government-sponsored-discrimination-proliferates-peter-kirsanow

MICHAEL STEELE SAYS HE WON’T BE CONSERVATIVE PUNCHING BAG FOR MSNBC

A conservative would never consider becoming a token house negro.Enjoy your new career,Mikey.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/michael-steele-says-he-wont-be-conservative-punching-bag-for-msnbc/

WASHERWOMAN-DOLTZ:REPUBLICANS THINK ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION SHOULD BE ILLEGAL-OR SOMETHING

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/new-dnc-chair-faults-gop-wanting-illegal

THE SCHUMER THREE-STEP

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304520804576347522035500118.html?mod=WSJ_newsreel_opinion

WHY THE ELITES HATE SARAH PALIN

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/06/why_the_elites_hate_sarah_palin.html#xdm_e=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.americanthinker.com&xdm_c=default4076&xdm_p=1&

SARAH PALIN TOYS WITH THE MEDIA

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_053111/content/01125109.guest.html

HOUSE DEFEATS DEBT CEILING MEASURE DEMOCRATS CALL A CHARADE

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/BBEXCLUDE-BNALL-BNSTAFF-BNTEAMS/2011/05/31/id/398365

AT LEAST 6 HOUSE SEATS IN PLAY AFTER ILLINOIS REDISTRICTING

The dem hacks in my state are beneath contempt

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/164085-house-seats-now-in-play-thanks-to-ill-redistricting

IF MICHELLE BACHMANN RUNS,THERE IS MUCH SHE COULD LEARN FROM PALIN’S 2008 VP BID

http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/01/if-bachmann-runs-for-president-observers-say-there-is-much-she-can-learn-from-palins-2008-vp-run/

FEDERAL LIMOUSINE PURCHASES SPIKE

http://dailycaller.com/2011/05/31/federal-limousine-purchases-spike/

PALIN,TRUMP MEET IN NYC

I hope this is just to tweak the media

http://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/Palin-Trump/2011/05/31/id/398359

CBS:PALIN RISKS RUBBING VOTERS THE WRONG WAY BY TURNING ONLY TO FOX

Translation:we want another chance to rip her to shreds but she won’t cooperate

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-balan/2011/05/31/cbs-palin-risks-rubbing-voters-wrong-way-turning-only-fox-news

ECONOMY MAY HURT OBAMA ’12

Ya think?More brilliant insight from the geniuses at Politico

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/55943.html

FULL,UNCUT INTERVIEW WITH GRETA AND SARAH INCLUDING UNAIRED PORTIONS

http://www.therightscoop.com/full-interview-sarah-palin-with-greta/

WISCONSIN BOARD RATIFIES RECALL AGAINST 6 REPUBLICANS BUT DELAYS RULING ON DEMOCRATS

Elections only have consequences when democrats win

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/05/31/uh-oh-wisconsin-board-ratifies-six-recall-elections-against-gop-but-delays-ruling-on-dems/

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THE TUESDAY GRUDGE REPORT

posted by Pistol Pete

WILL OBAMA SINK THE DEMOCRATS?

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/05/will_obama_sink_the_democrats.html

MANY SPEND DAY SEARCHING FOR PALIN

She won’t tell media where she’s going or when so they follow her like the butcher’s cat

http://www.gettysburgtimes.com/news/article_3459b6a8-8b23-11e0-8f44-001cc4c002e0.html

AFTER 6 GRUELING DAYS VACATIONING IN EUROPE AND AN HOUR IN JOPLIN-YOU GUESSED IT.BARRY GOES GOLFING!!!

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2011/05/30/obama-golfing-memorial-day/

OUR FIRST LADY:BITTER HARRIDAN

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=305257

SARAH WITH GRETA ON BUS TOUR:’I OWE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA NOTHING’

http://video.foxnews.com/v/967784488001/sneak-peek-greta-with-palin-on-her-one-nation-bus-tour/?cmpid=cmty_twitter_foxnews_sneak-peek-greta-with-palin-on-her-one-nation-bus-tour#/v/967784488001/sneak-peek-greta-with-palin-on-her-one-nation-bus-tour/?playlist_id=87485

WaPO:ISN’T IOWA TOO WHITE AND TOO FAR RIGHT TO PICK GOP NOMINEE?

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2011/05/30/wapo-isnt-iowa-too-white-and-far-right-pick-gop-nominee

PALIN AND THE WHITE WORKING CLASS

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/05/palin_and_the_white_working_cl.html

MYRTLE BEACH ERUPTS IN VIOLENCE DURING BLACK BIKER WEEK

http://www.wmbfnews.com/story/14746715/myrtle-beach-police-see-busy-weekend-for-crime

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I GUESS I’VE LOST MY POSTING PRIVILEGES

I posted  lot of links but they came up blank; WP toolbar was missing from homepage–I had to go to console.

Well,it was fun while it lasted.

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THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

posted by pistol pete

CONGRESS NIXES CHANCE OF OBAMA RECESS APPOINTMENTS

They’re finally showing some spine

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.af25df64d6e4a91b0a11167574389d85.941&show_article=1

JIM DeMINT:OBAMA HAS STOCKED THE NLRB WITH ‘UNION THUGS’

Are there any other kind?

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/sen-jim-demint-president-has-stocked-nlrb-union-thugs_571584.html

LIBERAL MEDIA CHICKEN LITTLES-‘THE REPUBLICAN SKY IS FALLING!’

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/05/liberal_media_chicken_littles.html

COVERING FOR OBAMA’S HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT RESULTS

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/05/covering_for_obamas_high_unemp.html

PELOSI STEPS BACK INTO SPOTLIGHT

She just won’t go away

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/163629-pelosi-steps-back-into-limelight

THE PAUPER’S PRINCESS

Princess Kate in a $340 dress outshines the First Water Buffalo in a $2,000 designer shower curtain

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/fashion/the_pauper_princess_rfiaz4yU7LIURcFv6aMOEK

BARNEY’S BENEFITS

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/573604/201105271832/Barneys-Benefits.htm

WALESA STANDS UP

A real Nobel Prize winner snubs a phony one–ain’t karma a bitch?

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/573601/201105271832/Walesa-Stands-Up.htm

PERRY’S PATH TO GOP NOMINATION COULD BE THE CLEAREST

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/27/perrys-path-gop-nomination-clearest/

DEBBIE WASHERWOMAN SCHULTZ CALLS GOP ‘ANTI-WOMAN’

No,just anti-vicious,arrogant,ugly-as-40 miles of badroad-ugly liberal women

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/elisabethmeinecke/2011/05/27/getting_to_know_the_next_dnc_chair_promises_to_be_fun

BEFORE CALLING GOP ANTI-WOMEN,WASHERWOMAN SCULTZ POLITICIZED THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

http://dailycaller.com/2011/05/27/before-calling-gop-anti-women-wasserman-schultz-politicized-ten-commandments/

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THE FRIDAY GRUDGE REPORT

posted by Pistol Pete

OBAMA,GOP UNVEIL COMPETING PLANS FOR JOB GROWTH

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/obama-gop-unveil-competing-plans-for-job-growth/2011/05/26/AG3aDKCH_story.html

WI. REPUBLICANS WILL HAVE TO BE COURAGEOUS ONE MORE TIME

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/05/26/wi-republicans-will-have-to-be-courageous-one-more-time/

VIDEO:A FEW MORE THINGS ED SCHULTZ SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR

http://www.breitbart.tv/a-few-more-things-ed-schultz-should-apologize-for/

MITT ROMNEY SENDS LEFTOVER PIZZA TO OBAMA CAMPAIGN HQ

http://blogs.abcnews.com/thenote/2011/05/mitt-romney-sends-left-over-pizza-to-obama-chicago-hq.html

‘WE CAN WIN BACK THE HOUSE’ CLAIM DEMS AFTER NY-26 VICTORY

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/163627-we-can-win-back-house-dems-say-after-ny-victory

WHY AMERICA NEEDS GOV. PERRY TO RUN

http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/adamo/110527

WHITE HOUSE BUDGET IS DOA

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/573537/201105261903/White-House-Budget-Is-DOA.htm

PALIN TO LAUNCH NATIONAL BUS TOUR

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-presidential-primary/163519-palin-to-embark-on-bus-tour-as-presidential-buzz-builds

PALIN SPEAKS THE ULTIMATE TRUTH

http://townhall.com/columnists/douglasmackinnon/2011/05/27/sarah_palin_speaks_the_ultimate_truth/page/full/

SARAH AND ESTHER

http://www.nysun.com/editorials/sarah-and-esther/87365/

GOP AND DEMS BOTH FEAR PALIN

http://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/limbaugh-palin-fox-president/2011/05/27/id/397925

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR HEADSTONE?

The Mexican ones are hilarious!!

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=77252

REAGAN’S FAVORITE QUOTES SAVES ON NOTE CARDS;JUST PUBLISHED

Looks like I have to visit Amazon

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=77491

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