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by | January 13, 2017 · 10:50 am

Friday the 13th… Seven More Days

I have received dispensation from the One From Whom Passeth All Understanding. (CtH)

The posts will have several links in the header and the rest in the comment section so you can comment individually if the spirit moves you.

Obama surprises Biden with Presidential Medal of Freedom
Vice President Joe Biden broke down in tears as President Obama surprised “my brother” with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the country’s highest civilian honor, during a White House ceremony Thursday.
HE HASN’T BEEN THIS MOVED SINCE HE GOT HIS FIRST MERIT BADGE FROM THE TRANSGENDER SCOUTS OF OBAMANATION

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Obama’s final interview as president to air on ’60 Minutes’
The hourlong special will directly compete with the Green Bay Packers-Dallas Cowboys NFL divisional playoff game on Fox.

HMMM…. THE NFL PLAYOFFS OR LISTEN TO KROFT SLOBBER ALL OVER BARKY ONE MORE TIME. WONDER IF STEVIE HAD TO FIGHT BACK THE TEARS.

Bush twins pen touching letter to Obama sisters: We’ll be rooting for you

“You stood by as your precious parents were reduced to headlines. Your parents, who put you first and who not only showed you but gave you the world. As always, they will be rooting for you as you begin your next chapter. And so will we.”

I WOULD HAZARD A GUESS THAT THE OBAMA GIRLS ARE JADED, WHITE-HATING CHURLS WHO HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR THE BUSH GIRLS OR ANYBODY ELSE WHO HAS TO WORK FOR WHAT THEY HAVE. BUT THAT’S JUST MY OPINION.


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LITTLE MARKY RUBIO SKULKS OFF TO PLAY WITH HIS FRIENDS, DURBIN AND SCHUMER
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by | January 12, 2017 · 12:31 pm

Media Poke Honey Badger… Get Bit

After eight years of fawning, butt-kissing, and constant tongue baths, the media have resumed their adversarial role to the new president. Following up on scurrilous, unsubstantiated smears the press were drooling over the opportunity to savagely attack The Donald and treat him like meat before ravening hyenas. They found out an unfortunate fact of life. Prod a dangerous creature and you could wind up having a real bad day.

The Media Is Outraged That Trump Criticized CNN. They Must Have Forgotten When Obama Did The Same To Fox News
The media was furious after Donald Trump refused to take a question from a CNN reporter at his first press conference as president-elect Wednesday
The press was incensed, but why did Barack Obama not generate the same outrage when he repeatedly criticized Fox News and questioned its legitimacy over the last eight years?
YOU’VE SEEN THIS:

CNN’s Sciutto Calls Colleague Jim Acosta ‘Brave’ After Trump Press Conference Diss
THESE BOTTOM-FEEDING SCUM THINK IT’S FUNNY TO DISRESPECT REPUBLICANS. IT’S GREAT SPORT.

Sciutto discussed the ordeal soon afterward and jumped to his colleague’s defense, calling Acosta “brave” for what he did.
“If I could just add this: a lot of charges were leveled at CNN, including my brave colleague there, Jim Acosta,” Sciutto said.

Killing CNN
Yesterday, Trump made it crystal-clear to CNN that they have crossed the red line – you know, the one Obama dared the Russians to cross in Syria. They crossed it, and Obama whimpered. Trump is done with red lines. He is building a wall, and CNN is closed out of Trump’s news conferences. He flatly refused to allow them to exercise the pretense of journalism by refusing to permit them to level questions at him during his presser.


NY Magazine: Trump ‘Owns the Press’ at First Press Conference
But observed as spectacle, Trump came away with a resounding victory. That’s because Trump won even before he stepped before the microphone, by making the media the story. Last night, BuzzFeed published a salacious 35-page oppo-research dossier on Trump that alleged Russia possessed sexual and financial dirt on Trump that could be used to blackmail him.
Journalists receive oppo research frequently during political campaigns, but publish only what they can verify. By amending this standard for Trump, BuzzFeed handed him an opening to play the victim. Trump thrives in a world where facts are fungible.
“We are now fully immersed in the anonymous, the unverified, and the unverifiable. And he hasn’t even taken office. Trumpism sure is fast.”

IN A CHANGE OF PROTOCOL I’M RETURNING TO THE OLD FORMAT, POSTING DIFFERENT THINGS IN THE COMMENT SECTION SO THE HAPPY WANDERERS CAN BROWSE AT THEIR LEISURE.
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by | January 12, 2017 · 8:38 am

The Confirmation Follies

There’s so much going on it feels like I just flushed a coven of quail and don’t know which one to shoot at.

Moonbat Interrupts Tillerson Confirmation Hearing: “Rex Tillerson, I Reject You. I Reject You. My Home Was Destroyed By Hurricane Sandy”
Apparently Tillerson has access to the government’s super secret weather machine and used it to make Hurricane Sandy.

Code Pink Removed From Tillerson Hearing Before It Begins

IF YOU HAVE AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN 4 HOURS, IMAGINE MAKING LOVE TO MEDEA BENJAMIN. YOU SHOULD DEFLATE FASTER THAN A BALLOON WITH A HOLE IN IT.

Cory Booker Lays Groundwork for 2020 Run at Jeff Sessions Hearings
There may as well have been a banner hanging in the grand marble meeting room that housed Jeff Sessions’ hearings for attorney general: Booker 2020.
But Booker, swarmed by far more cameras than any other witness of the day when he entered the room, used the afternoon to take a splashy stand and lay groundwork for a potential 2020 presidential run.

Senate Showdown: The Real Reason Cory Booker Testified Against Jeff Sessions
“Sen. Cory Booker will use his testimony to cement support among the Democratic activist/populist wings of the party as he considers a 2020 presidential run,” Schweitzer, who has helped confirm over 20 nominees at the Senate, said.

Senator Who Attacked Jeff Sessions Caught in BOMBSHELL Scandal
FIND A DEMOCRAT THAT DOESN’T TAKE KICKBACKS. JUST TRY IT.
Senator Cory Booker is embroiled in a Newark Watershed Conservation and Development Corporation (NWCDC) scandal involving allegations of massive kickbacks, Politico reports. Yesterday, Donald Bernard Sr., who was the senior projects manager at the company that ran Newark’s water infrastructure under the direction of then-mayor of Newark, New Jersey Cory Booker, pled guilty in federal court to accepting nearly $1 million in bribes from contractors.

Cory Booker Has No Idea What The Hell An Attorney General Does
Rex Tillerson Fends Off Little Marco Rubio at Confirmation Hearing – January 11, 2017

THE LITTLE PRICK CALLED TRUMP ‘UNFIT TO LEAD,’ THEN A MONTH LATER HE ENDORSED HIM.

Louisiana Rep Says Being Made to Wait to Testify Last At Sessions Hearings Is Like Being on ‘Back of the Bus’
AN ASPIRING RACE HUSTLER WHO IS A COUPLE I.Q. POINTS HIGHER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO BLINDLY VOTE FOR HIM BECAUSE HE BE BLACK…KINDA LIKE THEM

Sen. Tim Scott Obliterates Twitter Troll Who Called Him A “House N***a” With One Perfect Word

Sen. Tim Scott (R-S.C.) picked up a nasty troll.
However, Scott’s one word response was perfect!
Tillerson Pledges Support for Israel

“Israel is, has always been, and remains our most important ally in the region,” Tillerson said. “They’re important to our national security.”

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Filed under Cory Booker, Israel, Jeff Sessions, Marco Rubio, Race Relations, Rex Tillerson, Tim Scott, U.S. Senate

by | January 11, 2017 · 9:47 pm

What I know About Women

Any man who says he has women figured out is either lying or on very strong hallucinogens. Much of my knowledge of the species was bought and paid for through three divorces and giving away tens of thousands of dollars worth of stuff I bought but some divorce court judge figured I really didn’t need.
A couple salient points:
Never argue with a woman because you’ll never win.
If you try to say anything after she gets the last word, you’ve just started the next argument.
When speaking to young men about to commit marriage:
Learn a few short responses: yes dear; you’re right; I was wrong; I’ll try to do better.
Don’t ever think you’re punishing her by withholding sexual favors. She’ll have you on all fours begging before very long.

Story I heard long ago:

A Texan who stood about 6’5″ married a sweet young thing, all of 4’10”. On their wedding night they checked into the motel where he proceeded to lay down the law:
“What I say goes. You’ll have a drink ready and my dinner cooked every night by the time I get home. You’ll do what you’re told, when you’re told and no backtalk. I’ll give you an allowance to run the house on. Don’t ask for a dime more.”
She promptly took off her panties, a size 3.
“Here,” she said,”put these on.”
The Texan scoffed,”Are you kidding? I can’t get into these!”
“And that’s the way it’s going to stay until that attitude changes.”

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by | January 11, 2017 · 6:35 am

Wake Me When It’s Over

There are days when it is difficult in the extreme to find the motivation to park in front of this machine and begin my daily sojourn into the belly of the political beast. There was a time a couple years ago when there was a lot of discussion and back and forth on this blog but I suspect most have gotten bored or just lost interest and moved on. Many days it is only through a sense of indebtedness to what this has meant to me keeps me doing it.

As you all are well aware, Obama gave his farewell ‘F*ck you, America’ speech last night before 20,000 adoring, brain-dead acolytes at McCormack Center. They hung on every lie that spilled from his purple lips. He even mustered up a few tears when he talked about his baby mama and his two jaded offspring. I could fill an entire post with articles about this exercise in sophistry, but I seriously doubt you care, and frankly, I don’t either.

On the remote chance you’re interested, here are some of the headlines at Brent Bozell’s site, Newsbusters:

  • ABC Loses It Post-Obama ‘Sermon on Democracy’; ‘Song of Hope’ Showing ‘What’s Possible’
  • CNN Laments Being Unable to Hear a Good Speech ‘Like This’ from Trump
  • Tom Brokaw: Barack Obama Has Been a ‘Scandal-Free’ President
  • Goodbye Gush: MSNBC Bids Farewell to ‘Excellent,’ ‘Top 10’ Obama
  • Still ‘Thrilled!’ Chris Matthews Looks Back at ‘Physically Stirring’ Obama
  • CBS, NBC Go Numb in Obama Farewell Preview; ‘He Was the Embodiment of Hope’

HERE’S A STORY YOU WON’T SEE IN THE MSM:

Obama may get rejected from golf club over Israel policies
HE WAS DUE TO BECOME A MEMBER OF AN EXCLUSIVE GOLF CLUB, AVOIDING THE $80,000 INITIATION FEE AND ALMOST $10,000/YEAR IN DUES. MOST OF THE MEMBERS ARE JEWISH AND NOT AT ALL THRILLED WITH HIM KNIFING ISRAEL IN THE BACK AT THE U.N. THAT’S THE READER’S DIGEST VERSION.

CHRISSY POSTED THE LONG VERSION OF TED CRUZ AT THE AG CONFIRMATION HEARING YESTERDAY. THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT 1 1/2 MINUTES AND IS PRETTY MUCH THE MONEY SHOT. (IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, SHAME ON YOU.)

“Women’s March on Washington” devolves into racial identity politics fight

Which brings us to The Women’s March on Washington, scheduled for the day after Trump’s inauguration. It appears that the concept was grassroots, but it’s now a big liberal activist group feeding frenzy. Here’s a partial list:


Judicial Watch Goes After ‘Another Corrupt Politician — Eric Holder’

Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton called Monday’s “records request” an effort to “expose how California state legislators are wasting tax dollars to take care of another corrupt politician – Eric Holder – under the guise of resisting the rule of law on immigration and other matters.”

[CtH: I seriously wish I had more money, so I could throw some at Judicial Watch. I get their announcements in my Facebook feed and am salivating over all the cases they’re going after.]

Ventura Loses Appeal to Reinstate $1.8M Verdict

The Supreme Court has turned away former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura’s bid for reinstatement of a $1.8 million verdict in his defamation case against the estate of slain Navy SEAL and “American Sniper” author Chris Kyle.

[CtH: I thought Ventura was mostly just a joke until he did this and then I switched to thinking he is something I don’t say out loud because I’m a lady.]

Texas Judge Dismisses ‘Clock Boy’s’ Defamation Lawsuit Against Conservatives

A Texas judge has dismissed a defamation lawsuit filed last year by the father of “Clock Boy” Ahmed Mohamed against several conservatives.

[CtH: Good!]

GOP Removes Cops As Pigs Painting Again, Congressional Black Caucus Member Says, “We May Just Have To Kick Somebody’s Ass And Stop Them”

THE CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCASIANS MUST CONTINUE TO STIR THE RACIAL HATRED CAULDRON TO KEEP THEIR CLUELESS SHEEP IN LINE.

[CtH: Anger is one of the Seven Deadly Sins.]

A controversial student painting in the Capitol depicting police officers as pigs was rehung and removed upwards of three times Tuesday following an a special event to return it to the wall.

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by | January 10, 2017 · 2:40 pm

Today’s Posts… Stave Three

So much to do. I’m watching the confirmation hearings and I hope to have the video I’m watching now to post later. Sen. Ted Cruz is absolutely disemboweling the Democrats who suddenly are obsessed with the rule of law while they said nothing for 8 years while Holder made a mockery of the word ‘Justice’. He had special words of disgust for Sen. Stuart Smalley (Idiot-Minnesota).

Never to be deterred, two stupid white people got up in the gallery screaming ‘black lives matter!’ before being escorted out by DC police.

[CtH: I’m not holding my breath for #BlackLivesMatter or #NOW to give a toot about Debra Thomas Clayton, the Black female cop who was killed in the line of duty in Orlando.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4105884/Manhunt-continues-Orlando-gunman-shot-dead-veteran-cop.html%5D

Still, there are other newsworthy items.

Alibaba job boom: Jack Ma chats with Trump about how to create 1 million US jobs over 5 years
ALI BABA IS AN ASIAN VERSION OF E-BAY. MA IS THE RICHEST MAN IN ASIA.

“We’re focused on small business,” Ma told reporters. “We specifically talked about … supporting 1 million small businesses, especially in the Midwest of America. Small businesses on the platform selling products — agriculture products and America services — to China and Asia, because we’re pretty big in Asia.”
Like Etsy or eBay, Alibaba enables third-party sellers in China to take their own businesses to the web. The company only had 36,446 full-time employees, almost all in China, as of March 31, according to SEC filings. But with more than 10 million active sellers as of 2015,  Alibaba estimates its China retail marketplaces “contributed to the creation of over 15 million job opportunities.”

[CtH: But I’m sure he “didn’t build that.”]

‘There Are No Jobs’: Obama Loyalists Scramble To Find Work
Thousands of Obama loyalists are struggling to find work in a city now dominated by the GOP, according to a report from Politico. “It feels like there are just thousands of us trying to find a job, and there are no jobs,” Mira Patel, a longtime Clinton aide told Politico.

[CtH: Karma sucks, don’t it?]

Final bill for Hillary futility: $1.2 billion
bef4d5b2eec11580c5b9c8b56e01a1784a596d760840aa7374c03dcf13d5ce05As Matt Vespa reminds us, Hillary Clinton once offered this zinger about Donald Trump’s claims to be a business wizard: “What kind of genius loses a billion dollars in a single year?”
The New York Post has the answer in their review of election-campaign financial disclosures. The final cost of Hillary’s futile bid for the presidency — including monies spent by the Democratic Party and supporting PACS — exceeded $1.2 billion.

Whoopi Goldberg: No ‘Right-Leaning Person’ Has ‘Ever’ Lost Their Job for Political Views

After Goldberg read McCain’s tweet, she insisted that people should stop criticizing Hollywood like it was a “bad word.” She then lectured on the history of Hollywood and said that prior to the 1970s, Hollywood was dominated by right-leaning groups.
“That’s how we ended up with McCarthyism and all of these so-called ‘lefties’ being rounded up and eaten up basically for their beliefs,” Goldberg said.

[CtH: The “open mindedness” of liberals in Hollywood totally explains why Republican actors are the ones hiding in their closets now.]

Dem Sen. Dick Durbin Acknowledges Sessions’ Work Has Spared Blacks “Thousands Of Years In Prison”

API Chief: Offshore Oil and Gas Production Could Create 800,000-Plus U.S. Jobs, $200 Billion Annually to Treasury

“Restricted offshore areas could hold more than 50 billion barrels, or more, of oil and more than 195 trillion cubic feet of natural gas,” Gerard said. “Just imagine what the industry could do to further benefit consumers, the economy and the environment if more of that energy were available for responsible and safe domestic production.”

Obama: Don’t Blame Me For The Democrats’ Demise
Clearly, whatever leadership Obama provided, it wasn’t helping Democrats connect with voters across the country.
So what was Obama’s response?
At first, he tried — and we’re not making this up — to blame President Bush.
“I came in the middle of worst financial crisis since the Great Depression,” he said. And since “in 2010 there were a lot of folks who were still out of work,” whoever was president was “gonna get hit.”

[CtH: Reality check, BHO. There are 14.5 million more Americans out of work now than when you took over from Bush.]

Instead, Obama said — and again, we are not making this up — that he was just too darn busy being president to help his fellow Democrats.
“My docket was really full here,” Obama said, “so I can’t be both chief organizer of the Democratic Party and function as commander in chief and president of the United States.”
Stephanopoulos was either too polite or too partisan to not laugh out loud at this statement.

THE GIRLS ARE ON THE CASE

Meryl Streep Underhandely Came For The Donald, Diamond and Silk Straight Out Came For Her

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Filed under Barack Obama, Democrats, Dick Durbin, Economy, Energy, Hillary Clinton, Hollywood, Race Relations, U.S. Senate, Unemployment

by | January 10, 2017 · 2:03 pm

Police Appreciation Week

The soon-to-be former president has never hidden his utter contempt for those who uphold the law. It is a common trait among those who see cops as an impediment to them enriching themselves through assaults and robberies and killing each other over drug-dealing territory. Round up 10 street corner denizens in the bowels of any democrat-run metropolis and chances are most or all will either have drugs, guns, or both on their person. See a cop, they try to run far enough away to jettison their contraband so as not to be caught with it. Hence the inbred hatred/fear of authority.

Congressman: Police Appreciation Lights Refused By White House
“Obama has not agreed to do so, but has displayed lights at the White House for other groups in the past, including the LGBT community,” a spokeswoman from Republican Washington Rep. Dave Reichert’s office told The Daily Caller Sunday night.
President Obama previously refused to light up the White House with blue lights in support of the fallen officers following an ambush on law enforcement in Dallas last July.

Democrats Re-Hang ‘Cops as Pigs’ Painting Day After Two Officers Killed in Line of Duty
THIS IS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO POLICE OFFICERS EVERYWHERE
A group of Congressional Democrats led by Rep. William Lacy Clay of Missouri hung the controversial painting depicting police officers as pigs back in its original place on a wall in the U.S. Capitol complex. The action comes a day after two Florida law enforcement officers died in the line of duty: one who was shot dead while trying to apprehend a murder suspect and the other killed in a traffic accident while securing a search perimeter for the suspect.

Rep. Clay Attempts To File Charges Over Removal Of Painting Depicting Cops As Pigs
Clay first heard from his office that the painting — by David Pulphus, which won his district’s high school art competition and now hangs with other high school student paintings from members’ districts across the country — was removed by Hunter on Friday and returned to Clay’s office undamaged.
“We’re less than zero percent worried about this, because, one, it’s not theft when you take something off a wall, without damaging the property, in the Capitol Building and return it to its rightful owner on behalf of a student in any way what so ever,” a Hunter spokesman told TheDC.

Duncan Hunter: Paul Ryan might have to get involved in the cops-as-pigs painting dispute
HUNTER IS A BY-GOD MARINE
Last week, Mr. Hunter had personally removed the painting, which was done by a winner of a congressional art competition held by Rep. William Lacy Clay, Missouri Democrat.
“It just blows my mind how Democrats think it’s OK to portray cops as pigs,” Mr. Hunter, California Republican, said Tuesday on “Fox & Friends.”
“Paul Ryan has the ability to make sure that no artwork that depicts cops as pigs, or that depicts congressmen as prostitutes, or depicts anybody in a poor way like this gets put up” in the Capitol, he said.

The solution is simple; have President Trump order it taken down, send the young prick who drew it a hundred bucks for payment, then burn it.

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by | January 10, 2017 · 12:40 pm

Send In the Clowns

It begins. The inquisition against Jeff Sessions, a moral and Godly man strictly for the purposes of political posturing will be forced to defend himself against phony racism charges from people who have worked beside him for 20 years. The hearing is in progress as I bang on this keyboard, so this is an ongoing process. I have it on in the background and it is difficult to listen to the likes of Leahy, Durbin and Feinstein pontificate when they’re all as crooked as a dog’s hind leg.

Sessions’ Granddaughter Stole The Show At His Confirmation Hearing

Sen. Jeff Sessions’ granddaughter captured hearts at his Tuesday attorney general confirmation hearing.  While opening statements were read, Sessions played with his granddaughter, who occasionally interrupted proceedings with adorable toddler babbling.

THE HATE NEVER STOPS

MTV Host Attacks Jeff Sessions For Having An Asian Granddaughter
WHERE ARE THE CLOWNS? DON’T BOTHER, THEY’RE HERE:

Code Pink Protesters Dressed as KKK Greet AG Nominee Jeff Sessions at Hearing


Senator Jeff Sessions desegregated schools in Alabama and took on the KKK in the state. Democrats are desperate to stop the Alabama Senator’s confirmation.  This morning Code Pink activists greeted Senator Sessions dressed as KKK members.

Cory Booker to Testify Against Sessions in Unprecedented Move
So much for the ‘peaceful transition’ that the Democrats said they would facilitate. Democrat Senator Cory Booker is set to testify against Republican Senator Jeff Sessions in an unprecedented move during his attorney general confirmation.
This is going to be the first time in history that a sitting senator will testify against another sitting senator for a Cabinet post during a confirmation.

Booker in 2016: ‘I Feel Blessed and Honored’ to Work With Sessions Celebrating Civil Rights Advocates

Democratic Sen. Cory Booker (N.J.) thanked his colleague Sen. Jeff Sessions (R., Ala.) last year at the Capitol for his help celebrating the 1965 “Foot Soldiers,” those who marched from Selma to Montgomery, Alabama to promote civil rights for African Americans.

THAT WAS THEN. THIS IS NOW. GOT TO MAKE POLITICAL HAY.

Sessions Faces a Political Lynch Mob

The incident set the stage for what will no doubt be an ugly attempt by Democrats to assassinate the character of the gentleman from Alabama.
Some Democrats are calling him by his given name, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions – a wink-wink, nod-nod to the Civil War – as if he’s a slave-holding plantation owner.

[CtH: Remember when they were offended by people calling Candidate Obama “Barack Hussein Obama”?]

Hans Von Spakovsky: Democrats Oppose Jeff Sessions Because He’ll Enforce Our Immigration Laws
“But Democrats really don’t like him because of his views on issues,” he continued. “For example, they really don’t want someone who’s actually going to enforce our immigration laws. They’ve been giving him a hard time in the civil rights area too, even though many of their criticisms really have been false.
SiriusXM host Raheem Kassam suggested that Democrats would be “uncouth” to Sessions to gin up donations and political support from their base.

Sessions Tells Senators: ‘You Know I Believe in Fairness, Impartiality and Equal Justice’
“You know who I am,” he said. “You know what I believe in. You know that I am a man of my word and can be trusted to do what I say I will do. You know that I revere our Constitution and that I am committed to the rule of law. And you know that I believe in fairness, impartiality, and equal justice under the law.”

Feinstein Tells Sessions It ‘Not His Job’ to Prosecute Hillary Because Trump Wants Him To
HE ASSURED HER HE WOULD RECUSE HIMSELF SHOULD CACKLEPANTS BE PROSECUTED

In particular, Feinstein insisted that Sessions’ job does not include the prosecution of former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, who we all know abused her email use and put national security at risk. During the 2016 presidential campaign, Trump suggested that he was going to hire a special prosecutor to “look into her situation.”
“The attorney general must put aside loyalty to the president,” she said. The law and Constitution, she emphasized, must come first and foremost.

UNLESS YOU’RE A RACIST PIG (ERIC HOLDER) WHO IGNORED THE LAW WHENEVER HE SAW FIT

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by | January 9, 2017 · 1:38 pm

Question Asked and Answered

What’s up, Pistol Man? You’ve done 3 posts full of crap today and none of the funny stuff you’re so infamous for?
So glad you axed. The preceding pearls of wisdom did not lend themselves to a lot of clutter. I’m trying to be as brief as possible so as not to test your attention span. Let not your heart be troubled.
Here’s your daily dose of pablum for the brain.

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by | January 9, 2017 · 12:37 pm

Mundae Missile-Anuous

Apparently my spell-check is on the fritz.

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Fiat Chrysler announces $1 billion investment in U.S. manufacturing, 2,000 new jobs

The Warren plant will make the new Jeep Wagoneer and Grand Wagoneer large SUVs. A plant in Toledo, Ohio also will get new equipment to make a new Jeep pickup.  The move by Fiat Chrysler follows a similar recent announcement made by a competing auto brand.

 

U.S. says Navy ship fired warning shots at Iranian vessels

The incident, which occurred Sunday and was first reported by Reuters, comes as U.S. President-elect Donald Trump prepares to take office on Jan. 20. In September, Trump vowed that any Iranian vessels that harass the U.S. Navy in the Gulf would be “shot out of the water.”

THE RAGHEADS WILL SOON LEARN TRUMP IS NOT THE PUSHOVER THAT OBAMA WAS

The Navy destroyer fired warning flares and a U.S. Navy helicopter also dropped a smoke float before the warning shots were fired.  The Iranian vessels came within 900 yards (800 meters) of the Mahan, which was escorting two other U.S. military ships, they said.

Spoof parody begs you to sponsor a millennial so they can live the life they portray on Instagram

The spoof, titled “Millennial International: Sponsor a Millennial Today” hits on all of the stereotypes surrounding millennials. And, while it’s really not fair to lump all the millennials into one category, they can thank their spoiled snowflake peers for the bad press.

“Am I capable of having a job? Sure,” Declan said. “I just feel like maybe employment right now would be stifling my creativity.”

“If it wasn’t for the program, I’d have to get a job—or worse, start a GoFundMe,” he added.

Trump’s Unexpected Win Has Democrats Coping With A Vastly Smaller Job Market For Their Skills

There is no longer a jobs market for degree holders in unicorn breeding and rainbow identification.

Hillary Clinton Receives Ovation at ‘The Color Purple’

Mrs. Clinton, accompanied by her husband, former President Bill Clinton, and their daughter, Chelsea, received several ovations from the sold-out audience as she arrived, and then another round of applause when she was acknowledged by the cast after the show.

[Did she get a booboo sticker too?  Cuz, you know, she lost the election, then she lost the recount, then she lost the electoral vote, then she lost the Congressional confirmation of the electoral vote.]
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Farewell to a Decade of Media Drooling Over Barack Obama

From the moment then-state senator Barack Obama showed up on the national stage to address the Democratic convention in 2004, the news media were in love.

“Obama is a rock star,” NBC’s Andrea Mitchell exclaimed during MSNBC’s live convention coverage back on July 27, 2004.

When Obama ran for President four years later, news reporters led the cheers.

“It’s almost hard to remain objective because it’s infectious, the energy, I think.”

As a candidate, the Associated Press celebrated Obama as “something special,” while as President-elect, the Washington Post drooled over his “chiseled pectorals,” on display during a vacation in Hawaii.

“He transcends the racial divide so effortlessly that it seems reasonable to expect that he can bridge all the other divisions — and answer all the impossible questions — plaguing American public life.”

[CtH: And, eight years later, 14½ million more Americans are out of work than when Mr. Hope and Change took office, 25 million Americans are still without health insurance, domestic violence is rampant, we’ve endured a record number of terrorist attacks and entered a record number of wars, and the racial and political divides are worse than ever.  Answering questions plaguing American public life?  More like being the plague on American public life!]

“On the bus ride along the snowy road to Lebanon, New Hampshire, I showed him this week’s Newsweek, hot off the presses. [to Obama] How does this feel, of all the honors that have come your way, all the publicity?…Who does it make you think of? Is there, is there a loved one?”

— NBC’s Brian Williams on the January 7, 2008 Nightly News.

Greta Van Susteren Borrows a Familiar Phrase to Describe Her New Show on MSNBC

Van Susteren told her longtime pal and new colleague Rachel Maddow last week that she hopes to bring in many of her former viewers over from Fox, and the lines drawn between Fox News and MSNBC didn’t end there.

[CtH: Fat chance, Greta. If anything would convince me that she’s an idiot, it’s that she left the cable news leader Fox for the cable news joke MSNBC.]

Van Susteren revealed that on her first episode she’ll be sitting down with Valerie Jarrett and Reince Priebus. “And, to steal a phrase you may have heard before, I consider it fair and balanced.”

SHE’S GOING TO REALIZE SHE’S DESCENDED FROM THE PENTHOUSE TO THE OUTHOUSE.

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