I must confess I enjoyed reading yesterday’s comments as much as I have any in quite a while.
Chrissy and I spend hours researching and posting for you,and we do it out of love.
But the best soloist in the world cannot replicate the fullness of a choir.I know you all appreciate our work,but it is meant to stimulate you to express how you feel.Getting people involved is the only way for our little group to grow.We are surely facing some trying times ahead and we need to support each other to keep our focus on what’s really important.
GP,I could only be your bodyguard if you can come up with bail money.I’m not in physical condition for a confrontation so it’s easier to just shoot somebody.I don’t suffer fools lightly and I don’t intimidate well.
SCOTUS MAY POSTPONE OBAMACARE RULING UNTIL 2016
It makes it that much more important to elect a real Republican and take control of the Senate this year.Remember Bush signed McCain-Feingold thinking that SCOTUS would surely overturn it.They didn’t.Take absolutely nothing for granted. http://www.therightscoop.com/four-more-years-scotus-may-postpone-obamacare-ruling-until-2016/
SHARPTONGUE LASHES OUT AT ‘FAKE CHRISTIANS,’ LIKE FRANKLIN GRAHAM
Keep in mind this pile of chocolate goo started his street-corner preachin’ at the age of 5. He’s gotten bigger physically,especially his piehole.Emotionally,he’s regressed.
NO,WHITE HOUSE NOT ‘COMPROMISING’ ON BIRTH CONTROL MANDATE
First,he has absolutely NO authority to usurp the Constitution.
Second,anything he appears to backtrack on will be quickly reversed a nanosecond after he steals the election.
Third,he claims he’ll force insurance companies pay for contraception.Do you think they’ll pay for it?Nope,their policyholders will–dollar for dollar.
CATERPILLAR SAYS IT WILL NOT BUILD NEW NORTH AMERICAN PLANT IN ILLINOIS
Could it be because Quinn doubled the corporate tax and raised personal income tax by 66%?
That Illinois is the likeliest state to default on its debt,ahead of even California?
That this liberal-infested state has displayed overt hostility to business?
I’d still be working full time transporting Medicaid patients if this crummy state paid its bill.
BABAWAWA:IT’S ‘HEARTBREAKING’ TO MAKE A WOMAN VIEW AN ULTRASOUND BEFORE AN ABORTION
Imagine how ‘heartbroken’ the baby is. http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=118440
TODAY WOULD BE RONALD WILSON REAGAN’S 101ST BIRTHDAY.
WE MISS HIM STILL
Re:yesterday’s subject:Grandma was fond of saying ‘Profanity is the feeble attempt of a weak mind to express itself forcefully.’ I NEVER FORGOT IT.
PETE HOEKSTRA IS RUNNING FOR THE SENATE AGAINST DEBBIE SPENDITNOW.THE LEFT IS DISPLAYING THEIR USUAL INDIGNANT PUFFERY OVER THE AD.PETE DEFENDS IT.I THINK IT’S CUTE AS HELL.
LET THE WOOKIE EAT RED VELVET CAKE
After that she can start on a crusty old pair of my shorts.
CAMPAIGN DONATIONS FLAGGING,OBAMA URGES RICH TO BACK NEW SUPER PAC
Remember when he sat the Supremes in the front row at SOTU a couple years ago then ambushed them over the Citizens United decision?I do.
JAY CORNHOLE:PEOPLE DROPPING OUT OF THE WORKFORCE IS ‘ECONOMIC POSITIVE’
They can get unemployment under 8% if they can get another million people to quit looking for work so they don’t have to count them.
ILLINOIS CARP HUNTERS RELEASE NEW VIDEO
I’ve fished this part of the Illinois River for Walleye and White Bass(sometimes called stripers,because of their markings.)PETA’s all upset,but Asian carp are nasty,voracious feeders who grow as long as they live and starve out natural fish populations.I must admit,though,I’ve never worn a football helmet while fishing.
Posted by Pistol Pete
I could issue a sarcasm warning but you all know me by now.
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,BARACK H. OBAMA
Dear Dickhead:
I have a friend that I’m quite fond of.You might say I even worship him.You know what that’s like,right?
He once said: “Suffer the little children to come to me, and forbid them not, for of such is the kingdom of God.”
In the 20 years you sat and listened to that anti-semitic racist gasbag with the unmitigated gall to call himself a reverend,you may have heard of Him.
His name is Jesus Christ.
‘PRO-CHOICE’ OBAMA FORCES RELIGIOUS INSTITUTIONS TO PAY FOR ABORTION DRUGS
The problem I have with that phrase is what are the choices?
I guess the term ‘pro-abortion’ is just too harsh to label those who delight in slaughtering innocent lives.
Listen,you arrogant sonofabitch–this might be a game to you,BUT THIS IS NOT A GAME!!!!!
People are losing their jobs,their homes,their investments are shrinking,people are eating pasta because they can’t afford meat,shop at the goodwill store for clothes to send their kids for indoctrination by union teachers and have three generations of families living in one house because they have nowhere else to go.November is coming,pally.Game over.
DIVA:NEWT WON’T ATTEND DEBATES WITHOUT CHEERING AUDIENCE
Newt:GET A GRIP!!!
You were losing the South Carolina primary until you put the smackdown on David ‘BIG HAIR’ Gregory,much to the approval of the crowd.The media knew it,which is why Brian ‘too cute for words’ Williams ordered no applause at the first Florida debate.Remember how you got pummeled about whining over having to sit in the back of Air Force One when Klintoon was in office?You were just a feckless Speaker then.Now you want to take a job from their Chosen One.You fancy yourself as a great debater,but Romney ate your lunch.You can’t debate your way to the presidency.Stop bitching about the media and articulate your position on the issues.Every republican knows it’s an unfair fight.Man up and run your race.
AS A FORMER MEMBER OF THE DAIRY FARMING COMMUNITY,I’M OFFENDED FOR HOLSTEIN,GUERNSEY AND JERSEY COWS EVERYWHERE AT THE LAME ATTEMPT AT HUMOR BY SOMEBODY WHO COULDN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BARN BOOT AND A BIRKENSTOCK
REID SUPPORTS RULES CHANGE TO AVOID FILIBUSTER OF NOMINEES
Reid,you toad-faced little twerp,you won’t be majority leader much longer.What do you plan to do?Change the rules again when Republicans are in the majority?
OBAMA PRAISES SEALS AFTER DARING RESCUE OF U.S. AID WORKER IN SOMALIA
I’m sure he gave his approval for the raid.What a brave leader he is.I caught the Hannity rerun at 1AM as I was getting ready for work.Fat-face Luntz had his focus group and two Obamabots,one black woman and one white guy both brought up that Obama ‘got’ Bin Laden.This will be a recurring theme in the upcoming Obama ‘can we bullshit enough people again’ campaign.
Democrats are famous for holding back dirt until they can use it to screw their opponents.
Remember Mark Foley?They held on to his suggestive e-mails until the day after the deadline for getting someone else on the ballot in 2006.With the media beating the story to death,they managed to get a majority in the House they held until 2010.These people are scum,but they know how to win.
TINGLES:I NEVER HEARD OF CONGRESSIONAL INSIDER TRADING UNTIL OBAMA MENTIONED IT TONIGHT
Thats why you’ll never be more than a third-rate talking head on a fourth-rate network.
Considering your dearth of talent and intellect,be grateful for keeping your job by constantly sucking up.
WESTFORD(MA) STUDENTS TOLD TO LEAVE CHRISTMAS COOKIES AT HOME
Can’t have the kids having too muh fun during the ‘winter festival,’ can we?Better they should stick to important things like global warming,the rich paying their fair share and celebrating homosexuality.
TAPPER CALLS OUT CARNEY OVER PROTOCOL…AND CITES BESTIALITY
This was in reference to the military’s dropping of the ban on sodomy and bestiality.I only know one person who has engaged in the practice:Mother Robinson
We must hammer home the fact this man-child and his party care more about the money from environmental extremists that they stuff their pockets with than the pain families feel when they buy gas or pay their heating and electric bills.I’m sure you’re as sick as I am of this trash getting away with having it both ways for so long.
THE DEPARTMENT OF THE WILFULLY BLIND TO COVER THE PRESIDENT’S ASS CALLS A COLD-BLOODED MURDER SPREE BY A FILTHY,DOG-EATING ISLAMIC CRIMINAL A ‘WORKPLACE INCIDENT’
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, “Keep off the Grass.”
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine .
21. A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam!”
23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One said, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other said, “Are you sure?” The first replied, “Yes, I’m positive.”
25. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends in the hope at least one of the puns would make one laugh. No pun in ten did.
h/t:IOTW
FIRST LADY TO VISIT HOMESTEAD-MIAMI SPEEDWAY
Here’s an idea:tell her she can wave the green flag to start the race,but she has to do it from the middle of the track.Think she’d figure it out?
PORTLAND OCCUBAGGERS STRIKE POLICE HORSE
They don’t know much about horses;these are American standardbred quarter horses.They weigh about 1200 pounds.If they reared,they’d stomp a mudhole in these little pricks.Not that the thought ever crossed the officers’ mind.Mounted police are as close to their animals as K-9 officers are to their dogs.
THANKSGIVING IS LOSING ITS FLAVOR TO BLACK FRIDAY HYSTERIA
This is meant to be a time to gather friends and family together and give thanks for all that God has given us.Now we have retailers opening at 10PM Thanksgiving night and people will line up to ‘get a deal.’ This is so sad. http://www.cleveland.com/sun/all/index.ssf/2011/11/post_59.html
BIDEN ADDRESSES SECRETIVE DONOR CONFERENCE
Plughead’s brain is so secret,even he doesn’t know where it is!
Thank you all so much for your words of encouragement.I care so much for all of you that when things don’t go as they should I feel as useless as tits on a boar.I always try to give you the best that I’m capable of.It’s little enough for all I get from everybody here.
NBA STARS TO PLAY IN OBAMA BASKETBALL FUNDRAISER
Not so surprising;most of them have criminal records,so they should feel right at home at the White Hut.Question is,why does that pompous ass need a billion dollars to savage the Republican nominee when his palace guards in the media will happily do it for free?
RUSH:NOW IT’S NEWT’S TURN FOR AN ANAL EXAM,BUT HOW COME IT’S NEVER ROMNEY’S?
What really irritates me is the field is always winnowed down to the weakest,most spineless,mushy moderate to satisfy the establishment.I NEVER hear that democrats have to settle.They know full well the teachers unions are turning out dumb-as-dirt lumps indoctrinated in the ways of liberalism.Their candidate just pretends to be moderate to fool a few inattentive independents and the welfare parasites automatically fall in line.At this point,I don’t know if a real conservative would have a chance.Would it be worth risking another Obozo term,which would be the end of our way of life?
REID NOT BUTTERING UP BOEHNER NOW THAT HE HAS LEVERAGE IN DEFICIT TALKS
Put candy-ass weeper of the House in a ring with a two-legged rattlesnake and the outcome is a foregone conclusion.Remember when the Senate was 50-50 and Cheney was the tie-breaking vote?Daschle conned Trent Lott into “co-chairing” committees in the spirit of bipartisanship? That lasted until they got Jim Jeffords to sell out his party for a chairmanship and all the bipartisan crap went out the window.Our side never learns.
SUPERCOMMITTEE DEM SAYS TRIGGERING AUTOMATIC CUTS WOULDN’T BE FAILURE
To the contrary,it’s just what they wanted.They will slash military spending and bully the republicans into increasing taxes.That would turn the base against the GOP.The dem base could care less,because they’re the ones who take.
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