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Thursday Mashup Video Edition

AN ACHMED TREAT AT THE END

Elijah Cummings Concerned About Foreign Influence on Trump Administration
THE HUMAN PENIS OPENS HIS MOUTH AND EJACULATES HYPOCRISY
Rep. Elijah Cummings (D., Md.) hosted a forum with ethics experts on Wednesday, where he expressed concern that foreign powers could influence the incoming Trump administration but did not mention the Clinton Foundation, which faced similar concerns during the presidential campaign.

Jim Brown: The 3 Greatest People in My Life Were White

Rep. Peter King: Intelligence Officials Refusal to Brief Congress on Claims of Russian Election Interference is “Disgraceful”; May be “Disinformation Campaign against President-elect”

Kellyanne Conway Slams “Disgraceful” Obama Press Secretary Josh Earnest for Attack on Trump from White House Podium

Franklin Graham Tells CNN the U.S. Cannot Take in all the People of the World – “But We can Go to Them” –
Carol Costello Attempts to Dismiss Samaritan’s Purse’s Operations in Syria as Impossible

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said on Wednesday that President-elect Donald Trump not only knew about Russia interfering in the election but actively encouraged it.
“There’s ample evidence that was known long before the election, and in most cases, long before October about the Trump campaign and Russia,” Earnest said at the White House daily press briefing.

Conway: Earnest ‘Irresponsible’ for Insinuating that Trump Called on Russia to Hack Clinton Emails

Nancy Pelosi’s Daughter Lists Where Democrats Failed in 2016
THE APPLE SURE DIDN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE

Dem Senator: ‘Hillary Is Hurting’ After Loss To Trump
Dianne Feinstein, who says she recently had dinner with Clinton, tells MSDNC’s Andrea Mitchell how Crooked Hillary is feeling after the loss to Trump

Dick Morris: Don’t Be Surprised If Hillary Runs in 2020

Keith Olbermann’s Mental Breakdown Over Donald Trump

Celebrities Urging Electoral College to Vote Against Trump PSA

Sharyl Attkisson: ‘Fake News’ Is a ‘Propaganda Campaign’ Started By the Left

Trump Michigan Elector: Opposition Threatened to Put a Bullet in My Head
The Electoral College voters are meeting on December 19 to cast their vote for president.
Mike says he has contacted police and was threatened to be shot in the head if he cast his vote for Trump.

“Go to Hell!” Texas Elector Responds to Death Threats From Unhinged Hillary Supporters

PETE PROMISES…PETE DELIVERS
Will Achmed Trump Grump? An Exclusive Holiday Interview | JEFF DUNHAM

Arrested for Disorderly Conduct?

Funny Jeff Dunham and Bubba J BLOOPERS

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The Thursday Mashup

Weather report for the rest of the week:

Couldn’t think of anything profound to say. You get what you pay for.

‘I think St Nick gave up smoking’: Michelle Obama and Ryan Seacrest improvise a politically correct version of Twas the Night Before Christmas for sickly children
The pair were at Children’s National Health System hospital in Washington DC
They read out the classic 1823 poem to kids, but with some modern ‘updates’
Mrs Obama said that Santa gave up pipe-smoking ‘a long time back’
Seacrest said the description of ‘chubby and plump’ Santa was ‘a compliment’
The pair then answered questions and appeared on hospital radio
The First Ladies have visited the hospital each year since the 1940s


Senate committee refers Planned Parenthood for potential criminal charges
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Although the Obama administration is unlikely to follow through on the recommendation, the referral will provide the Trump administration with a foundation to levy criminal charges against Planned Parenthood.
The referral follows an undercover video investigation into Planned Parenthood and its business partners published last year by the Center for Medical Progress. Those videos featured top Planned Parenthood officials discussing the sale of human remains from abortions. Planned Parenthood said any fees associated with the trade covered only reimbursement costs.

Muslim college student made up Trump supporter subway attack story to avoid punishment for missing curfew
MEET THE MUSLIM TAWANA BRAWLEY; PERPETRATES A HOAX TO AVOID PUNISHMENT. WHERE’S AL SHARPTON?

Kasich signs 20-week abortion ban in Ohio
Ohio became the 19th state to ban abortions midway through pregnancy, with Gov. John Kasich signing a so-called “pain-capable” law on Tuesday.

City offering workers therapy to cope with Trump-induced stress
Since the election, Mayor de Blasio has been reassuring New Yorkers that his administration will work to protect them from potentially harmful polices that have been proposed by Trump over the past year — particularly on immigration

Save The Snowflakes!

“This month it’s Christmas. Then Easter, Halloween, the Emmys — the list is endless. We will not sit idly by as students suffer in silence. We stand in solidarity with their tortured souls because no one deserves to suffer through unspeakable tragedy without pony rides and bubbles.” — Media Research Center President Brent Bozell
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DC Area Marching Bands Are Boycotting Trump Inaugural Parade
Local DC high school marching bands are reportedly boycotting the Trump Inaugural Parade.
Their teachers don’t like Trump – so they’re denying their students the honor of marching in the Inaugural parade.
CONSIDERING THE GRADUATION RATE IN D.C. IS 25%,MOST OF THESE KIDS ARE 14 OR 15.SOME MAY NOT EVEN BE PARENTS OR HAVE A FELONY RECORD YET.I DON’T SEE THE BIG LOSS

DC Public Schools Spokeswoman Wants To ‘Get Rid Of’ All White Men
The declaration by Hilary Tone, who works a day job as communications director for D.C. Public Schools, was prompted by president-elect Donald Trump’s selection of Rick Perry to lead the Department of Energy. Pointing towards Perry’s stated desire to abolish the department he’s been tapped to lead, Tone quipped that she would personally like to lead (and presumably also eliminate) the “Department of White Men.”

America is held hostage by flyover states
THIS GUY IS REALLY NASTY….TOO BAD. SUCKS TO BE THEM.
“Government has not done enough to help them in many cases but their local and state governments are almost completely Republican and so too are their Representatives and Senators. Instead of holding them accountable, they vote them in over and over and over again.”
Now they’ve elected Donald Trump, the ultimate coastal elite. Trump pandered to their bigotry, and anger at Washington, D.C.

Why Did Polls Get It Wrong? Most Suffer From Democratic Bias

In 13 of IBD/TIPP’s 21 days of tracking, the race was either tied or separated by a mere point.
IBD/TIPP’s assessment of the presidential race during its closing weeks stood in sharp contrast with the narrative championed by nearly every other major poll.

Harry Reid Caught In $2 MILLION Bribery Scheme, Trump Prepares to Investigate
PLEASE, LORD, LET IT BE SO.
The $2 million cashier’s check was drawn at a St. George bank Nov. 5, 2010.
From there, it was sent by FedEx to a Los Angeles attorney who represented Ireland-based Full Tilt Poker.
Made out to “Mail Media LTD” — a Full Tilt-owned entity used to launder online-gambling funds — the millions then were deposited at Basler Kantonalbank in Switzerland, where Mail Media had an account.
And from there, Davis County Attorney Troy Rawlings is investigating whether it went into a Marshall Islands account in the name of Searchlight Holding Inc. to benefit, or even bribe, Harry Reid, the once-powerful majority leader of the U.S. Senate whom online poker companies had been courting to push a bill to legalize their gaming across the nation.

After $85 million in family travel, Obama looks forward to ‘decent vacation’
While moving out of the White House, President Obama will also be packing his suitcase for a holiday. The outgoing executive told Comedy Central’s Trevor Noah that after eight difficult years he’s looking forward to “a decent vacation.”
No doubt Obama deserves one — of course, on his own dime this time. While in office, he’s explored the Roman Coliseum, walked the Great Wall of China and snorkeled in Maui. Now during retirement, picking a decent destination will be truly difficult.

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Video Extravaganza

There’s so much stuff today it would not be possible to post even half of it. Using this media,visitors can pick and choose what to watch. Not a lot of text, no brain drain. Enjoy.

Tucker Carlson Obliterates Professor Who Claims Trump Legitimized White Power Movement
This guy was an asshole

Politico’s Glenn Thrush: “No Question” There Is A Racial Component To Trump Supporters

David Brock Cries When Discussing PizzaGate
I couldn’t decide whether to laugh or cry at this useless tool

Scarborough: Obama “Cowered in the Corner” Allowing Aleppo “Holocaust” to Ensue

Morning Joke was on it today
Scarborough Mercilessly Mocks Olbermann: Delusions of Talking Nazi Tomatoes
Some feuds die hard. Joe Scarborough and Keith Olbermann have one going back to at least 2008, with another flare-up in 2012. Scarborough’s got the bigger mic now, and he wielded it on today’s Morning Joe to mercilessly mock Olbermann as someone suffering from delusions of Nazi tomatoes that talk to him.

Ryan Zinke: Trump’s reported pick for Interior secretary
FROM AUNTIE LIB’S BACK YARD, BIG SKY MONTANA. HE’S A GOOD ONE.

Trump takes “Thank You” Victory Tour to West Allis, Wisconsin; Touts Secretary of State Pick; Praises Paul Ryan, Reince Priebus

DON’T BOTHER… THIS IS THE WHOLE THING… ABOUT AN HOUR
Donald Trump Tells Paul Ryan at Wisconsin Rally: ‘We’re Going to Build the Wall Paul!”

TRUMP MENTIONED PAUL RYAN’S NAME… THE CROWD BOOED. IT WAS GREAT.
Trump Criticizes Wisconsin Recount Efforts; Compares Paul Ryan to ‘Fine Wine’

Trump Mocks Hillary in Wisconsin: “I Offered Her 5 Cents on the Dollar” for Her Cancelled Fireworks
THAT’S GONNA LEAVE A MARK

CNN Promises Not to Talk About Kanye West, Does It 22 More Times | SUPERcuts! #399
KANYE VISITED TRUMP TOWER…LEFTISTS GO BANANAS

Rohrabacher Threatens to Walk Off Morning Joe When Pressed on Syria and Russia

Jim Brown on Donald Trump: He has “my admiration”

#32 WAS VERY RESPECTFUL OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT
Bill Gates just met with Trump at Trump Tower Look what he said
GATES LOOKS FORWARD TO WORKING WITH HIM, NOT JUST KISS HIS RING… BILLIONAIRES DON’T DO THAT

THEY’RE FINISHED!! TRUMP TEAM ASKS FOR IDENTITIES OF DOE EMPLOYEES WORKING ON CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX
THEY’RE NOT GIVING UP ANY INFORMATION. THEY ALL KNOW THEY’LL SOON BE UNEMPLOYED

George Stephanopoulos’ Wife Tells ‘The View’ Their Daughters Are Scared After Election
THEIR 11 AND 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTERS ARE AFRAID THEY MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GET AN ABORTION. WHAT A FINE EXAMPLE THEY’RE SETTING

A COUPLE GOLDEN OLDIES FROM DOUG FROM UPLAND
DFU SING-ALONG: Harry Reid – No Black Man for the Senate

FROM JAN., 2009
DFU SING-ALONG: Blago Names Roland, Roland, Roland (Rawhide)

BLAGO IS STILL IN PRISON, HOPING OBAMA WILL PARDON HIM

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Kleenex Alert

Note to the precious few who wander by here: If you read a little of this post and do not get a lump in your throat or start to tear up my suggestion is to leave now and go check out Huffpo or some other website that emphasizes hate and bitterness over empathy and human compassion.

Sick Boy Dies In Santa’s Arms After Getting Last Wish To See Him

It’s a Christmas story from East Tennessee that has gained worldwide attention.
Eric Schmitt-Matzen spreads Christmas cheer year-round and grants wishes as Santa Claus. His long white beard and curled mustache makes him perfect for the part.
He and his wife, who joins him as Mrs. Claus, even went to Santa school six years ago.
But a month and a half ago, he answered the call to grant what would end up being one child’s final Christmas wish.
“He was more concerned about missing Christmas, than dying,” Schmitt-Matzen recalled to WBIR 10News.
He said he had just gotten home from work when a nurse at a local hospital called and said there was a very sick 5-year-old boy who wanted to see Santa Claus.
He was at the hospital in about 15 minutes and met the boy’s mother and other family members. She handed Schmitt-Matzen a toy to give to her child.
“When I got there, it was my job to make sure he got Christmas,” Schmitt-Matzen said.
With this tough task ahead of him, he asked everyone else to leave the room so that he wouldn’t break down in tears.
This is how he described what happened next, to a Knoxville News Sentinel columnist:
“When I walked in, he was laying there, so weak it looked like he was ready to fall asleep. I sat down on his bed and asked, ‘Say, what’s this I hear about you’re gonna miss Christmas? There’s no way you can miss Christmas! Why, you’re my Number One elf!
“He looked up and said, ‘I am?’
“I said, ‘Sure!’
“I gave him the present. He was so weak he could barely open the wrapping paper. When he saw what was inside, he flashed a big smile and laid his head back down.
‘“They say I’m gonna die,’ he told me. ‘How can I tell when I get to where I’m going?’
“I said, ‘Can you do me a big favor?’
“He said, ‘Sure!’
“When you get there, you tell ’em you’re Santa’s Number One elf, and I know they’ll let you in.
“He said, ‘They will?’
“I said, ‘Sure!’
“He kinda sat up and gave me a big hug and asked one more question: ‘Santa, can you help me?’
“I wrapped my arms around him. Before I could say anything, he died right there. I let him stay, just kept hugging and holding on to him.

Jimmy and Dwayne Johnson Surprise ‘Tonight Show’ Staffer with Military Homecoming

I HOPE I NEVER GET TIRED OF THESE
Soldier Surprises Kids In An Emotional Reunion At School

Independence middle schooler embraces dad during surprise reunion following his two year deployment

REPRINTED FROM CURMUDGEON @ POLITICAL CLOWN PARADE
Something Truly Magical
A photographer in Australia has captured the magic of Christmas for some children who are hospitalized and through the magic of Photoshop™ transported them to a place of joy where there is no pain or suffering.
Karen Alsop of Story Art established the Christmas Wish Project for the children who are unsure of what their future holds. She wanted to give them a gift of hope—to set them free of their IV tubes and monitors and hospital beds—to rekindle their faith in the future.
What they didn’t know was the photographs were much more than a standard shopping mall Santa photo shoot. The magic was just beginning…
The children cried tears of joy when they saw their photos for the first time.






You may want to grab a hanky for this video.

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It’s Official… It’s Rex Tillerson

I don’t know much about him, but what I’ve seen so far leads to mixed emotions. As the CEO of the largest corporation in the world, Exxon Mobil, he’s dealt with all the oil-producing countries and has a relationship with Russian strongman Vlad Putin. His confirmation is sure to be a pier 6 brawl, although Trump will get what he wants in the end.

Rex Tillerson, Exxon C.E.O., Chosen as Secretary of State
A statement from Mr. Trump’s transition office early Tuesday brought to an end his public and chaotic deliberations over the nation’s top diplomat — a process that at times veered from rewarding Rudolph W. Giuliani, one of his most loyal supporters, to musing about whether Mitt Romney, one of his most vicious critics, might be forgiven.
Instead, Mr. Trump has decided to risk what looks to be a bruising confirmation fight in the Senate.

Exxon’s Rex Tillerson: 5 Things to Know About Trump’s Likely Secretary of State
Here are five thing about the 64-year-old man who is likely to be America’s top diplomat.
1. Tillerson has close ties with Vladimir Putin.
2. Tillerson spoke against sanctions on Russia.
Speaking about sanctions imposed over Russia’s annexation of Crimea, Tillerson said he generally opposes sanctions as imprecise and ineffective, and added he had discussed his view with U.S. officials, according to The Associated Press.
3. Tillerson supported global emissions-cutting agreement forged in 2015 Paris climate summit.
Tiller acknowledged the threat of climate change and the company he heads endorsed a carbon tax and stated its support for the Paris climate agreement.
4. Tillerson supported the Boy Scouts admitting gay youths.
After the Boy Scouts of America voted to allow openly gay youths to join their troops and earn their merit badges, Eagle Scout Tillerson said at the organization’s national meeting in 2014: “So we’ve made the decision we’re going to change. Now what? No winners or losers. After we make the decision to change, it’s the mission,” according to The Dallas Morning News.
5. TIllerson has contributed to several Republican campaigns.
According to the Federal Election Commission records, Tillerson has given $442,284 as direct contributions since 2003, $72,200 as “joint fundraising contributions” and $5000 to a Super PAC. While he has contributed to George W. Bush, Mitt Romney, Mitch McConnell and Jeb Bush, he is not known to have given any money to Trump’s campaign.

McConnell, Warning of ‘Dangerous’ Debt, Wants Tax Cut Offsets
Senate leader also opposes $1 trillion infrastructure stimulus
Deficit hawks have warned Trump’s proposals would add to debt
THIS IS AS EXPECTED AS IT IS APPALLING. JUST WHERE THE HELL WERE THESE “DEFICIT HAWKS” WHILE OBAMA WAS RUNNING UP 9 TRILLION IN DEBT??
THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT THE MACK DADDIES, McCONNELL AND McCAIN AND THEIR LITTLE STOOGE PAUL RYAN RESENT A BILLIONAIRE OUTSIDER CRASHING THEIR LITTLE CLIQUE IN D.C. THEY’RE GOING TO FIGHT HIM EVERY INCH OF THE WAY, PUBLIC GOOD BE DAMNED.
President-elect Donald Trump’s race to enact the biggest tax cuts since the 1980s went under a caution flag Monday as Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell warned he considers current levels of U.S. debt “dangerous” and said he wants any tax overhaul to avoid adding to the deficit.

Senior Republicans Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan say they will back the intelligence agencies after Trump slammed the CIA’s claim that Russia’s hacking helped him win the election
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker Paul Ryan both had supportive words for the intelligence agencies
Comes after the CIA concluded that Russia wanted Trump to win the election
McConnell said he had the ‘highest confidence’ in the CIA’s findings
Ryan threw his support behind a further probe and said intelligent agencies were ‘working diligently’ to protect the country from foreign cyberattacks

Obama to Trump: Executive Action Is Good for Me, Bad for Thee

“I have not changed Washington the way I wanted to change it,” Obama said in an interview last week with VICE. “And what I worry about in our politics is people getting impatient with the slowness of democracy, and the less effective Congress works, the more likely people are to start giving up on the core values and basic institutions that have helped us to weather a lot of storms.”

Trump packs trade team with veterans of steel wars with China
President-elect Donald Trump is stacking his trade transition team with veterans of the U.S. steel industry’s battles with China, signaling a potentially more aggressive approach to U.S. complaints of unfair Chinese subsidies for its exports and barriers to imports.
Led by Wilbur Ross, a billionaire steel investor and Trump’s nominee for commerce secretary, Dan DiMicco, the former CEO of steelmaker Nucor Corp, and three veteran steel trade lawyers, the team is expected to help shift the U.S. trade focus more heavily toward enforcement actions aimed at bringing down a chronic U.S. trade deficit, Washington trade experts said.

Inauguration blues: Why pop stars won’t play for Trump
Reports from the US suggest Donald Trump is struggling to find A-list stars to perform at his inauguration. We asked the stars of the BBC Music Awards what it would take to get them to play.
When President Barack Obama was inaugurated in 2009, he was serenaded by Beyonce and Aretha Franklin.
During his stay in the White House, he’s had audiences with the likes of Rihanna, James Taylor and Kendrick Lamar.
Donald Trump might not be so lucky.
KEEP IN MIND, MOST OF THESE PEOPLE NEVER FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL, HAVE MARGINAL TALENT, AND HAVE MINIONS HANGING ON TO INFLATE THEIR EGOS. I DOUBT THE DONALD MUCH CARES ABOUT WHAT THESE JADED ASSCLOWNS THINK.
UNCLE TED, KID ROCK, BILLY RAY, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE WOULD BE CHARLIE DANIELS. I COULD LIVE WITH THAT.

Judge says electors must vote for statewide winner
BUMMER, DUDE! JUDGE SAYS YOU HAVE TO OBEY THE LAW!
U.S. District Judge Wiley Daniel denied a request by two Colorado electors who contended that the law binding their vote to Colorado vote winner Hillary Clinton violated their First Amendment rights and the intents of the Constitution’s framers. The electors had sought the right to vote for someone other than Clinton in order to unite behind a consensus Republican other than Trump when the Electoral College convenes on Dec. 19.

FROM MFNS:
Breaking: CNN Releases Evidence of Russian Election Tampering!!

Former Dem Rep. Chaka Fattah Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison On Corruption Charges
JUST DOIN’ WHAT DEMOCRATS DO.
Former Democratic Rep. Chaka Fattah was sentenced Monday to 10 years in prison on federal corruption charges, including fraud, racketeering, and money laundering.

Obama on Comedy Central: America ‘by No Means’ Has Overcome ‘Legacies of Slavery, Jim Crow, Colonialism, Racism’
I HAD A RATHER HEATED ARGUMENT WITH MY FRIEND WILLIE TODAY ABOUT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. HE SWEARS THERE IS NO SUCH THING AND EVERYTHING OBAMA GOT HE ACCOMPLISHED STRICTLY ON HIS OWN MERITS. IT’S A FOOL’S ERRAND TRYING TO REASON WITH SOME PEOPLE.
‘We have, by no means overcome the legacies of slavery and Jim Crow and colonialism and racism’
“You know, my general theory is that, if I was clear in my own mind about who I was, comfortable in my own skin, and had clarity about the way in which race continues to be this powerful factor in so many elements of our lives,” Obama said. “But that it is not the only factor in so many aspects of our lives, that we have, by no means overcome the legacies of slavery and Jim Crow and colonialism and racism, but that the progress we’ve made has been real and extraordinary, if I’m communicating my genuine belief that those who are not subject to racism can sometimes have blind spots or lack of appreciation of what it feels to be on the receiving end of that, but that doesn’t mean that they’re not open to learning and caring about equality and justice and that I can win them over because there is goodness in the majority of people.”

Gingrich: Hack claim is perfect example of propaganda media

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Trump Derangement Syndrome, take #3,749

Joy Behar Unhinged: Trump Must Step Down Before Inauguration
“Do we have to wait until the hammer and sickle is on the American flag before we stand up to this guy?” she asked.

Sen. Reid: ‘Obvious’ Comey Was Partisan, ‘FBI Did Nothing’ About Russia


White House attacks Trump over connections to Russia and RT

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS DERANGED WOMBAT, HE’S SPEWING FOR THE RISSKIES NOW
Is There a Russian Coup Underway in America?

I KNOW, POSTING UNSTEADY EDDIE AND OLBERPUKE IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT. I WAS BROUGHT UP BAD.

More Derangement Syndrome: WaPo: NYC Should Seize Trump Tower By Eminent Domain

This is Funny? Liberal Hacks on SNL Joke that Trump Voters are Nazis
This is the latest liberal humor.
Hillary Clinton lost so Trump supporters are Nazis.
Yuk-Yuk.
In a skit last weekend SNL compared the “Alt-Right”, a mysterious group that popped up in the liberal media this year to describe all Trump supporters, to Nazis.
The actress on the show who is pretending to be Angela Merkel jokes, “In America you have the alt-right. In Germany we call it, “Why grandpa lives in Argentina now.”
Because all Trump voters are racists and Nazis.
And they actually believe this.
Democrats think they will get all of the new Trump voters to abandon Trump by comparing them to Nazis.

Slate’s Michelle Goldberg: Trump Victory Tour ‘Menacing and Threatening’ to Non-Trump Supporters
Friday on MSNBC’s “All In,” Slate columnist Michelle Goldberg weighed in on President-elect Donald Trump’s victory tour thanking his voters, saying the rallies are “menacing and threatening” the majority of the people who did not vote for him in the 2016 election
“The whole posture is one of both rallying the people who voted for him, and also kind of menacing and threatening the majority who didn’t — with these sort of menacing asides. ‘They’re on our side, they just don’t know it yet.’ ‘You’re going to like what we have in store.’ I don’t think I am reading too much into this,” Goldberg told host Chris Hayes.

WATCH The Biggest Media Meltdowns to Trump’s Win

People Who Said Donald Trump Wouldn’t Win Compilation

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Let’s Get the Starty Parted

Or whatever.

In the left’s latest flight of fantasy, they’ve turned their attention from the failed recount gambit to blaming the Russians for hacking the DNC to help Trump win. Anything to de-legitimize his presidency. This time it’s their turn to piss and moan (my mom’s nicknames for me and my sister, BTW) about every move The Donald makes, from his brand of deodorant to how much it costs NYC for security. John Kennedy (no,not THAT one) won the runoff for David Vitter’s seat in Louisiana, so the GOP picks up the final Senate seat. Which is a good thing, since McStain and Grahamnesty are already conspiring with the ‘rats to cause as much trouble as possible for the new commander-in-chief.

Delegitimizing Trump
What’s really behind the recounts and petitions
The left doesn’t begin with policy critiques of Republican presidential candidates. Instead it accuses them of being temperamentally unfit for the office and illegitimately elected. The anti-Trump playbook is just the anti-Bush playbook with a little dust on the cover and a few more page creases. Bush was a cowboy who stole the election. Trump is erratic and stole the election. The rest is just elaboration.

RINO War Hawks Lindsey Graham and John McCain Call for Investigation of Russia Influencing Election
The Democrat-media complex is obsessed with the conspiracy that Russia flipped the US election to Donald Trump.
So they targeted two war hawk RINOs to lead their conspiracy investigation into Russia.
For the record – Graham is a longtime Trump

Reince Priebus Challenges Chuck Todd: ‘What’s Your Source’?
“What I’m asking you, Chuck, tell me what the specific source that you have, other than the New York Times article. What source are you using to be so adamant to get a response from me? What’s your source?” Priebus exclaimed.
HERE’S THE FULL INTERVIEW

IT’S NICE TO HAVE OUR PEOPLE GROW A PAIR AND TELL THESE HACKS TO STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE

Bolton suggests DNC hack was Obama administration ‘false flag’
Bolton questioned why the Russians would leave clues that show the country was trying undermine Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, but no evidence as to whether they had hacked her private email server.
“Why did the Russians run their smart intelligence services against Hillary’s sever and run their dumb intelligence severs to leave clues on the RNC and DNC?” he asked.

Schiff: Obama Should Have Reacted Forcefully Prior to Russia Hacking

“This ought to be a nonpartisan issue. This is not about re-litigating the election. it’s about getting good information to the American people about what happened and preventing it and deterring the Russians in the future,” Schiff added.
(cough cough BULLSHIT cough cough)

Trump: Dems Making Excuses For Losing By Blaming Russians
“It’s just another excuse. I don’t believe it,” Trump said. “… Every week it’s another excuse. We had a massive landslide victory, as you know, in the Electoral College.”
Trump spoke with Fox News’ Chris Wallace in the president-elect’s first Sunday show interview since winning the election.

How fitting! Obama breaks with modern tradition for final White House Christmas card
Because it’s always all about him
COME JANUARY 20, MY SKINNY BLACK ASS IS GOIN’ GOLFIN’!

Best dressed in black and white!
Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, Emma Stone and Kate Beckinsale dazzle in chic gowns on Critics’ Choice Awards red carpet
La La Land was the big winner on the night, nabbing eight gongs, including Best Picture
Casey Affleck won Best Actor for Manchester By The Sea while Natalie Portman bagged Best Actress for her role in Jackie
Moonlight and Arrival both won two awards each after being nominated in 10 categories
The big TV winner was HBO’s The People v. O.J. Simpson, claiming three awards at the ceremony
THESE TWO HACKS BOTH WON AWARDS
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump on SNL

Atlanta’s Lakeith Stanfield gatecrashes Silicon Valley win

SNL hilariously mocks Trump’s bad cabinet picks with ‘Breaking Bad’ Walter White for the DEA

Republicans In Congress Prepare Obscure Tactic To Gut Obama Regulations
Republicans are readying an onslaught under what’s known as the Congressional Review Act to cast aside a raft ofObama administration edicts, including rules designed to make it harder for US corporations to avoid taxes; environmental rules aimed at curbing earth-warming emissions; and sweeping changes to overtime regulations that were set to guarantee extra pay for an estimated 4 million Americans.

Showing off his 24K Christmas Magic! Tennessee police officer caught on camera dancing to Bruno Mars while helping raise money for the Salvation Army
Officer Sean Bulow danced while assisting the Salvation Army
He showed off his moves in the hilarious clip, which has been viewed on Facebook more than 960,000 times
Bulow rang a bell and got down on Monday outside a Wal-Mart store
BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE JUST NEED TO LAUGH

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Sunday Funnies

Yesterday Chrissy mistakenly thought I’d posted the funnies that Bluebird did. Thought I’d post a few of my own. Equal time and all that.

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YOUR EGG WHITE OMELETTE WILL BE RIGHT UP
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Saturday Stormwatch

It’s late morning here at the old bunkhouse. Everything is quiet. We went to WalMart early this morning to stock up on things before the first of several storms heading this way. This first will start late this afternoon and will continue until late into the night. After a brief period it will begin again and snow until late Monday. Best guesses by the local weatherdoofuses say from 8-12″, maybe more, usually not less. After driving a truck for 35 years, I’ve faced far, far worse conditions, but at my age it’s just a pain.

Trump transition team reviewing military rules of engagement

IT’S ABOUT TIME WE STOP ASKING OUR SOLDIERS TO FIGHT WITH ONE HAND BEHIND THEIR BACKS. WE SHOOT. THEY DIE. WE WIN.
Trump often blasted the rules of engagement during the campaign trail, arguing they were too favorable to the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS).
“We’re sending leaflets down [saying] ‘in an hour we may be bombing your truck.’ Please remove yourself from — we are — we don’t know what we’re doing,” Trump told Fox News on April 13.

Mika Brzezinski: Clinton Campaign Tried To Get Me ‘Pulled Off Air’
Clinton Campaign Wanted Mika Pulled for Warning Against Thinking Race Was Over
“I’ll just say it: NBC got a call from the campaign. Like I had done something that was journalistically inappropriate or something, and needed to be pulled off the air.”

Michigan House Passes Stricter Voter ID
IT’S CALLED THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES
Now, the Michigan House of Representative is taking steps to ensure that future elections are held fairly, and it’s not one Stein is gonna like: they passed a stricter voter ID law. Currently, voters in Michigan are required to show an ID or sign an affidavit before voting, but this new bill would mandate that a person who signed an affidavit also show a photo ID within 10 days of the election for their vote to be counted.

BREAKING: LAWMAKERS HIT STEIN WITH HORRIBLE NEWS… MOVE TO CONFISCATE RECOUNT WAR CHEST

SUCKS TO BE YOU, DON’T IT, JILL?

Betsy DeVos at Trump Michigan Rally: Time to ‘Finally Put an End to Federal Common Core’
THE BIGGEST OBJECTION TO HER NOMINATION WAS THAT SHE WAS FOR SCHOOL VOUCHERS AND AGAINST THE TEACHERS’ UNION, BUT SHE WAS AN ADVOCATE FOR COMMON CORE.
“In deference to the U.S. Senate confirmation, I’m not giving interviews, but just between us let me share this,” DeVos said to the crowd, speaking from prepared remarks. “It’s time to make education great again in this country.”

Progressive Caucus: Trump’s Cabinet is a ‘Collection of Stooges’
A SNIVELING GAGGLE OF NINNIES LIKE SHEILA JACKASS LEE, ROSA DELURID, KEITH MUSLIM, AND THE TOTALLY DERANGED JAN SCHAKOWSKY FROM THE 9TH PEOPLES’ DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS.
With only a few exceptions, the individuals that President-Elect Trump has appointed is the greatest collection of stooges and cronies and misfits we have ever seen in a presidential administration,” Huffman said.
“Some of these folks only qualifications for the job they are being appointed for is that they have attempted to dismantle and undermine and destroy the very agencies that they are now hoping to run.”

Hillary Clinton’s losing campaign cost a record $1.2B
The president-elect, who confounded critics during the campaign by saying there was no need to raise or spend $1 billion or more, ended up making do with $600 million.
Clinton’s expensive machine tore through $131.8 million in just the final weeks, finishing with about $839,000 on hand as of Nov. 28.
Team Trump spent $94.5 million in the home stretch — from Oct. 20 to Nov. 28 — and had $7.6 million left.

Brian Williams Criticizes Fake News After Losing NBC Job for Exaggerating Iraq Story

The MSNBC host then talked about how fake news had played a role in the 2016 election and that it continues to find a wide audience in spreading misinformation.
Williams did not mention his own history of exaggerating details of his own reporting. In February 2015, Williams was suspended as the anchor of NBC’s Nightly News and eventually removed from the position after it was discovered that he falsely claimed he was on a helicopter under enemy fire in Iraq in 2003, Stars and Stripes reported on Feb. 4, 2015.

Trump Tells The Silent Majority — ‘You Aren’t Forgotten Anymore’
The president-elect further stated to the crowd that his election win showed that the “forgotten men and women” turned up to the polls and were responsible for delivering a GOP victory.
After a dramatic pause, Trump told his supporters, “you’re not forgotten anymore,” which earned huge cheers from the crowd.

Black Lawyer Calls On Black Jurors To Vote ‘Innocent’ For Any Black Person Accused Of Murdering A White Person
Elie Mystal, an editor and contributor to the law blog Above The Law, posted a December 7 article urging all black Americans who end up on juries to engage in “jury nullification” by automatically voting to acquit all blacks accused of crimes, especially that of murder, against white victims and to do so no matter how much evidence is brought to bear against the suspect.

Scarborough: Trump Cabinet Picks So Conservative They Could Have Been Made by Ted Cruz
Joe Scarborough weighs in on Donald Trump’s Cabinet picks so far, calling them “consistently Conservative.” In fact, he says they are so Conservative they “could have been made by Ted Cruz.”

Senators move to protect ‘Dreamers’
Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) and Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) rolled out legislation on Friday to try to provide an assurance to such people in case President-elect Donald Trump nixes the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program. They’re calling it the Bar Removal of Individuals who Dream and Grow Our Economy Act, or BRIDGE Act.

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Party with Doug from Upland

This guy’s been posting some really funny stuff for years. Here are some Christmas videos he made, along with a couple oldies. I think you’ll like these.
DFU CHRISTMAS 2016 SING-ALONG: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

DFU CHRISTMAS 2016 SING-ALONG: Deck the Halls

DFU CHRISTMAS 2016 SING-ALONG – Up on the Housetop

DFU SING-ALONG: Auld Lang Syne (Let Blacks Go Free)

DFU SING-ALONG: Words (that you can’t say about Hillary)

Doug from Upland Sing-Along: Invasion from Mexico

Doug from Upland Sing-Along: Imagine You’re an Airhead

Doug from Upland Sing-Along: Castro is Weekend at Bernies

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