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by | August 17, 2011 · 5:10 am

THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

“I HAD A LIFE ONCE,BUT MY JOB ATE IT.”

OBAMA AIMS TO KEEP WHITE VOTERS ON BOARD

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904253204576512713681895884.html?mod=WSJ_WSJ_US_News_3

OBAMA DARES REPUBLICANS TO BLOCK HIS COMING JOBS PACKAGE

“MR. PRESIDENT,DID YOU STEAL A CUCUMBER OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?”

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-obama-bus-tour-20110817,0,5073945.story

OBAMA WARNS PERRY: ‘BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY.’

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/08/16/obama_to_perry_be_a_little_more_careful_about_what_you_say.html

OBAMA AG SECRETARY,TOM VILSACK-O-CRAP SAYS MORE PEOPLE ON FOOD STAMPS MEANS MORE JOBS

MATTHEWS:OBAMA NEEDS TO OFFER ALTERNATIVE TO CAPITALISM

This man has made a career out of having a psychotic episode on camera every night

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/mark-finkelstein/2011/08/16/matthews-obama-needs-offer-alternative-capitalism

PAIR OF WISCONSIN DEMS SURVIVE RECALL ELECTIONS

Apparently acts of craven cowardice are acceptable in some districts

http://dailycaller.com/2011/08/16/wis-democrats-hope-to-hold-ground-in-2-recalls/

***FOOD AND BEVERAGE ALERT!! FOOD AND BEVERAGE ALERT!!***

SEX AND THE CITY DESIGNER: “I COULD ENHANCE MICHELLE OBAMA’S STYLE”

Some suggestions;add your own

Shave her back

give her a beehive hairdo with real bees

give her gold&diamond grills for her teeth

shave her eyebrow so it looks like she has two

liposuck enough cellulite from her backside so she’ll fit in Barry’s ‘mom jeans’

the photo in the article looks like somebody changed the oil on the tour bus and wiped his hands on her dress

give her a screwdriver to fix her hair

http://dailycaller.com/2011/08/16/sex-and-the-city-designer-i-could-enhance-michelle-obamas-style/

Y’ALL WANT ME,BUT Y’ALL CAN’T HAVE ME

REMEMBER SONNY&CHER’S LITTLE GIRL,CHASTITY?NOW SHE’S CHAZ AND FULLY CHANGED TO A….MAN

HAD SUCCESSFUL ADDADICKTOME SURGERY.YOU WON’T BELIEVE YOUR EYES

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2026546/Chaz-Bono-shows-new-beard-runs-errands-round-Los-Angeles.html#ixzz1VFcuQULj

PERRY SAID BAD ECONOMY HANGS OVER THE COUNTRY ‘LIKE A DARK CLOUD.’

THE CHOCOLATE NUTBAR SAYS HE WAS REFERRING TO OBOZO–WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

http://www.breitbart.tv/nbc-news-sharpton-repeats-black-cloud-deception/

UNION ORGANIZER SUSPECTED OF SHOOTING NON-UNION OHIO EMPLOYER

http://dailycaller.com/2011/08/17/union-organizer-suspected-of-shooting-non-union-ohio-employer/

HOW DARE YOU MAKE PRODUCTS PEOPLE WANT TO BUY?

OBAMA: ‘I HAVE IT TOUGHER THAN LINCOLN

http://dailycaller.com/2011/08/16/obama-i-have-it-tougher-than-abe-lincoln/

OBAMA’S FRIGHTENING BUS TOUR

Did Lincoln have a bus?

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2011/08/16/obamas-frightening-bus-tour/

DEMS RISKY TEA PARTY SMEAR TACTIC

http://www.americanthinker.com/printpage/?url=http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/../2011/08/dems_risky_tea_party_smear_strategy.html

IF THIS THREAD SEEMS DERANGED,DISJOINTED,MEANDERING,INCOHERENT OR JUST PLAIN STUPID,THEN MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

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by | August 14, 2011 · 2:01 am

Prophetic Obama Speech – FUNNY!

Here are two more Must See funnies. Stay tuned after the ending “Sunny” song starts … she does parting shots.

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by | August 7, 2011 · 8:18 am

One rainy day in upstate New York

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by | August 1, 2011 · 4:35 am

THE MONDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

KEEP IN MIND I’M STARTING THIS POST ABOUT 2AM.BY THE TIME I FINISH WORK AND GET BACK HERE,MUCH OF THIS MAY HAVE CHANGED.AT LEAST THE POLITICIANS ARE HAVING TO WORK A LITTLE.

DEBT CEILING FRAMEWORK–WHERE THEY LANDED

Tapper outlines the bullet points of tentative deal.There are no new taxes,but Bozo will get $2.1T to piss away and gets covered until after next year’s election.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/07/debt-ceiling-framework-where-they-landed.html

OBAMA,LAWMAKERS REACH DEAL

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/174627-obama-leaders-reach-deal

OBAMA’S BASE: ‘WE’VE BEEN THROWN UNDER THE BUS’

Sure gettin’ crowded under there,ain’t it?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jul/31/obamas-base-weve-been-thrown-under-bus/print/

DOES BOZO LOOK LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO CRY?

HOW TEA PARTY ‘HOBBITS’ WON THE DEBT FIGHT

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/how-the-tea-party-hobbits-won-the-debt-fight/2011/07/31/gIQALMrCmI_story.html

HOUSE LIBERALS URGE 14TH AMENDMENT FIX

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/174601-house-liberals-urge-14th-amendment-fix-in-lieu-of-bipartisan-debt-deal

BIDEN CHARGING SECRET SERVICE FOR COTTAGE RENTAL

DOES HE NEED THE MONEY THAT BAD,OR IS HE JUST THAT GREEDY?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/jul/31/biden-charging-secret-service-cottage-rental/

“WELCOME TO WAL-MART–GET YOUR SH!T AND GET OUT!”

OBAMA’S LEADERSHIP STYLE IS CLASSIC LIBERALISM–NO VISION +UTTER INCOMPETENCE=TOTAL FAILURE

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/38994

THIS IS SO BIZARRE

OBAMA’S RACIAL SPOILS SYSTEM

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/08/obamas_racial_spoils_system.html

WHITE HOUSE:LOT FOR DEMS TO LOVE IN DEAL

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/174625-white-house-a-lot-for-dems-to-love-in-deal

PLEASE,MR. PRESIDENT–MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/08/please_mr_president_may_i_have_some_more.html

UK CONSIDERING REPLACING THANKSGIVING TURKEY WITH CANADA GOOSE

I included this link as an excuse to tell you of some advice an old goose hunter gave me on how to properly cook a Canada goose.(They’re not called Canadian geese.)

1.clean goose properly

2.fill body cavity with aromatic vegetables and herbs

3.place in roasting pan

4.preheat oven to 375

5.place goose in oven

6.put brick alongside it on rack

7.allow about 20min./lb for roasting

8.when done,take goose out of oven and throw away

9.eat the brick-it tastes better

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020580/Your-goose-cooked-Canada-variety-placed-menu-perfect-teriyaki-sauce.html

CHUCK U. BLAMES GOP FOR ADMIRAL’S STATEMENT TO TROOPS THAT THEY MAY NOT GET PAID

YES,DOROTHY–PRESIDENT OBAMA IS A VERY BAD WIZARD

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/08/yes_dorothy_president_obama_is_a_very_bad_wizard.html

HOW LOW CAN THIS BUNCH GO?THIS LOW

CURSE THESE TEA PARTY CONGRESSMEN–THEY CAN’T BE BOUGHT!

http://www.redstate.com/realquiet/2011/08/01/curse-these-tea-party-congressmen-they-cant-be-bought/

THE SILVER ZIPPER RIDES AGAIN

http://www.redstate.com/vladimir/2011/07/31/the-silver-zipper-rides-again/

SPERLING SAYS OBAMA INHERITED A BAD ECONOMY

Q.-Will the statute of limitations on blaming Bush ever expire?

A.-Nope.It’s the only defense they have.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/politicolive/0711/Sperling_Obama_inherited_a_bad_economy.html#

THE PRESIDENT SURRENDERS

Awww–the little hairball Paul Krugman got his knickers twisted

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/01/opinion/the-president-surrenders-on-debt-ceiling.html?_r=1

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by | July 27, 2011 · 5:42 pm

Today’s spelling and math lessons

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

‘Al-Gebra is a problem for us’, the Attorney General said. ‘They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.’ They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns’, but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, ‘There are 3 sides to every triangle’.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, ‘If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.’ White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.

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by | July 26, 2011 · 5:28 pm

Cat looking for text bubble

I got this in email and it just cries out to me to have some kind of snarky text in a thought bubble over that cat’s head. Suggestions??

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by | July 24, 2011 · 12:27 pm

Theodorable, the 3-legged wonder cat

It’s a good thing he’s so cute, because he surely turned out to be expensive for a “free” cat!

http://westbylife.blogspot.com/2011/07/peg-leg-pete-pirate.html

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by | July 23, 2011 · 4:52 am

THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

Gee,what should we talk about today?

How about Bozo going volcanic when republicans wouldn’t kiss his butt?

News flash:some people don’t like being stabbed in the back.

It seems like those rowdy tea party members have convinced Boehner to show some guts.

There may be some hope yet.

COUNT HOW MANY “ME’S AND I’S” IN BARKY’S PRESSER–I CAN’T STAND TO LISTEN THAT LONG

OBAMA LINKS HIS TAX INCREASE TO PATRIOTISM

http://www.breitbart.tv/obama-links-his-tax-increase-to-patriotism/

CHICAGO SCHOOLS SPEND $50K ON USELESS SOFTWARE

Don&Roma had reporter on yesterday that discovered one Chicago school with dumpsters filled with thousands of dollars worth of school supplies.New textbooks,unopened cases of school paste,erasers and other materials call-in parents said they were required to supply for their child from their own pocket.They talked to the district superintendent who said the stuff was taking up too much room.She makes $151,000 a year.

http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-chicago/chicago-schools-spends-50-000-on-program-that-is-criticized-as-unnecessary

HERE’S THE FULL STORY

http://wlsam.com/goout.asp?u=http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/news/investigative/northwest-middle-school-dumps-thousands-unused-school-supplies-20110721

POLL:GOP GAINS BIG AMONG WHITE VOTERS

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/polls/173071-poll-gop-gains-big-with-white-voters

LABOR,LIBERAL GROUPS MOBILIZING AGAINST WHITE HOUSE DEBT DEAL

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/2chambers/post/labor-liberal-groups-mobilizing-against-white-house-on-debt-deal/2011/07/22/gIQAQ3D3TI_blog.html?tid=sm_twitter_washingtonpost

DEMOCRATS ARE OBSESSED WITH RAISING TAXES

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/579223/201107221832/Tax-Obsessed.htm

SEN. JOHNSON:OBAMA SHOWS HE’S NOT THE ‘ADULT IN THE ROOM’

80 CHILDREN SLAUGHTERED ON UTOYA ISLAND NEAR OSLO

Prayers for the innocent victims in Norway

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/07/80-children-slaughtered-on-utoya-island/

NORWAY’S 9/11

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/579222/201107221832/Norways-911.htm

ARMAGEDDON ON OR AFTER AUG.2 NOT VERY LIKELY

Remember when we had to pass Porkulus or the world would end tomorrow?

Thieves are usually in a hurry

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/579217/201107221832/Armageddon-On-Or-After-Aug-2-Not-Very-Likely.htm

BOEHNER REBUTS OBAMA’S CRITICISM–SAYS PRESIDENT ‘MOVED THE GOAL POSTS’

http://thehill.com/blogs/on-the-money/budget/173099-boehner-rebuts-obama-criticism-says-president-moved-goal-post

HOPE HARRY ENJOYS HIS VACATION

http://www.sundriesshack.com/2011/07/22/the-mendacious-harry-reid-kills-a-debt-ceiling-deal-goes-on-vacation/

NO DEBT DEAL BECAUSE OBAMA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO NEVER THINKS ABOUT BEING RE-ELECTED;OR SOMETHING

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/erikajohnsen/2011/07/22/no_deal,_because_obama_is_the_only_one_who_never_thinks_about_getting_reelected,_or_something

HOW THE WHITE HOUSE KILLED THE DEAL

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/post/how-the-white-house-killed-the-deal/2011/03/29/gIQASOyMUI_blog.html

REPORTERS ASKED TO REMOVE BRAS IN ISRAEL

Shoulda sent Maddow–she don’t own one

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8276352

SMILEY AND WEST TAKE OBAMA CRITIQUE ON THE ROAD

They’re not getting enough of the white man’s money

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_18530983?nclick_check=1

THE PRESIDENT IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO TALK THE MARKETS INTO A PANIC

He needs a good crisis to demand more power

http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2011/07/22/the-president-is-actually-trying-to-talk-the-markets-into-a-panic/

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by | July 16, 2011 · 4:23 am

THE SATURDAY GRUDGE-LIVE EDTION

posted by Pistol Pete

THANKS TO:IOTW.COM

CARNEY UNSURE WHICH IS WORSE:DEFAULT OR ANOTHER DEBT CEILING VOTE IN AN ELECTION YEAR

Tapper takes Jay to the woodshed–transcript is better than the video

http://www.therightscoop.com/carney-unsure-which-is-worse-default-or-voting-on-debt-ceiling-again-in-election-year/

TOP TEN MOST EGREGIOUS GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=44874

OBAMA IS AGAINST A BALANCED BUDGET AMENDMENT

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=44870

SHEILA JACKSON-MAUMAU:GOP CHALLENGING OBAMA ON DEBT CEILING BECAUSE HE’S BLACK

OBAMA WARNS ABOUT ‘JOB-KILLING TAX CUTS’-WHAT?????????

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/07/wth-obama-warns-america-about-job-killing-tax-cuts-during-press-conference-video/

“80% OF AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT TAX HIKES”

BARKY:THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE SOLD

Actually,we’re sold out–by you and the soulless pricks who do your bidding,you lop-eared Caligula wannabe!

HOW DARE REPUBLICANS DOUBT OBAMA,GEITHNER

SEN. BARRASSO TO INTRODUCE BILL FOR ALL AMERICANS TO APPLY FOR OBAMACARE WAIVERS

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/07/sen-barrasso-to-introduce-bill-that-will-allow-all-americans-to-apply-for-obamacare-waivers/

40 REPUBLICAN SENATORS MOVE TO BLOCK SPENDING BILLS WITHOUT A BUDGET

OBAMA LIES AGAIN;BLAMES BUSH FOR HIS RECORD DEBT AND DEFICIT

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/07/obama-lies-again-blames-bush-for-his-historic-debt-and-deficit-video/

“I GENERALLY DON’T WATCH WHAT’S SAID ABOUT ME ON CABLE NEWS”

Well,not on Fox,anyway

http://www.mediaite.com/online/president-obama-i-generally-dont-watch-what-is-said-about-me-on-cable/

NAPOLITANO’S V.I.P.R. INTENDS TO ‘DOMINATE,INTIMIDATE AND CONTROL THE AMERICAN PROPLE’

On her first day in office President Palin should fire every one of these perverted bastards

http://www.coachisright.com/napolitanos-v-i-p-r-vows-to-dominate-intimidate-and-control-the-american-people/

SECRETARY CANKLES: ‘COME 2013,I’M SIGNING OFF.’

Why wait?Leave now,take the horny hick with you and don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/erikajohnsen/2011/07/15/hillary_clinton_come_2013,_im_signing_off

REID AND McCONNELL EXPECT TO UNVEIL DEBT LIMIT PLAN B NEXT WEEK

Co-conspirators

http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/171845-reid-and-mcconnell-expect-to-unveil-plan-b-next-week

LIBERAL GROUPS THREATEN TO PULL OBAMA SUPPORT

http://townhall.com/news/politics-elections/2011/07/15/liberal_group_threatens_to_pull_obama_support

THE EXPANDING CATALOG OF OBAMACARE FABLES

http://townhall.com/columnists/michellemalkin/2011/07/15/the_expanding_catalogue_of_obamacare_fables

THE NETWORK THAT CREATED BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

The one thing missing from this supposedly planned presidency is that he was supposed to be smart

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/07/the_network_that_produced_barack_hussein_obama_jr.html

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by | July 15, 2011 · 5:01 pm

THE FRIDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

KIDS ARE SLEEPING OVER;WON’T HAVE ACCESS IN THE AM.HOPE THIS WORKS

VOUCHER LINES UNDER CONTROL AFTER STAMPEDE

AGAIN,PEOPLE TRAMPLE EACH OTHER FOR A CHANCE AT FREE MONEY

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/125560743.html

WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN CRUMBLES UNDER RELENTLESS DEBT LIMIT QUESTIONS

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2011/07/14/wow_white_house_spokesman_crumbles_under_relentless_debt_questions_–_i_cant_choose

OBAMA WANTS DEBT DEAL BY FRIDAY

“people in hell want ice water” as my grandma used to say

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0711/59022.html

NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!

I HAVE AN IDEA:HAVE OBIE DEBATE RUSH AND PUT IT ON PAY-PER-VIEW;WE COULD SOLVE THE DEBT PROBLEM

REID:HEY,LETS KICK ERIC CANTOR OUT OF DEBT NEGOTIATIONS

Hey,you contemptuous old fart,bite my fluffy hind quarters

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2011/07/14/reid_hey,_lets_kick_eric_cantor_out_of_debt_negotiations

CHRYSLER WORKERS CAUGHT TOKING,DRINKING IN UAW PARKING LOT

Who cares?Obama gave them the company

http://www.breitbart.tv/buzz-break-chrysler-workers-toking-drinking-in-uaw-parking-lot/

VIDEO:PALIN:I DON’T TRUST THIS PRESIDENT

http://www.breitbart.tv/palin-i-dont-trust-this-president/

THE MANCHILD PRESIDENT CRACKS UP

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_071411/content/01125107.guest.html

PELOSI SAYS SHE’S ALMOST ‘TOO BUSY’ TO CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO DEBT TALKS

Hey,stretch-how can we miss you if you won’t go away?

THE BLACK CODE:WHY OBAMA STILL OWNS THE BLACK VOTE

He got 95% of the black vote-I doubt 90% could tell you any more about him than he was a brutha

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/07/the_black_code_why_obama_still_owns_the_black_vote.html

OBAMA HITS CHICAGO FOR 50TH BIRTHDAY BASH

DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST:FUNDRAISING

http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2011/07/obama_hits_chicago_for_50th_bi.html

DAYTON CAVES?

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2011/07/dayton-caves.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+powerlineblog%2Flivefeed+%28Power+Line%29

THE ONE BECOMES THE JERK

http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/johnransom/2011/07/14/the_one_becomes_the_jerk

“GIVE IT TO ME”

Oh,you can count on that,pal

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