Category Archives: Funny Stuff

THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

A black guy

An illegal immigrant

A muslim

and a Communist walk into a bar-

Bartender: ‘What’ll you have,Mr.President?’

WH:REID WILL ‘SET THE SCHEDULE’ ON OBAMA PLANS

He’s done such a fine job so far.

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/wh-reid-will-set-schedule-obama-plans

WATERS TO GIVE SPEECH WRITTEN BY TWITTER,FACEBOOK FANS

She has fans who are literate?Whoda thunk it?

http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/187709-waters-asks-her-twitter-followers-to-compose-speech

THE FRUSTRATED CAIN VOTE

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/10/14/herman-cain-for-president-2012-frustrated-voters-behind-his-surge.html

WALLBAGGER MELTDOWN

Their parents must be soooo proud of them

WHY I WON’T STOP WORRYING AND LEARN TO LOVE ROMNEY

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/why-i-won%E2%80%99t-stop-worrying-and-learn-love-romney

OBAMA PLANS TO TURN ANTI-WALL STREET ANGER ON ROMNEY,GOP

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/obama-plans-to-turn-anti-wall-street-anger-on-mitt-romney-republicans/2011/10/14/gIQAZfiwkL_story.html

OBAMA SENDS U.S. FORCES TO UGANDA

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/small-us-force-to-deploy-to-uganda-aid-fight-against-lords-resistance-army/2011/10/14/gIQAyDOvkL_story.html

SOLYNDRA LOAN FIGURE RAISES $500K FOR OBAMA

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/10/14/national/w152628D88.DTL

DOUCHE SHOWS WHY HE HAD TO BUY HIS WAY ONTO TV

DEMS WANT HIGHER FEES,FEWER CUTS TO TRIM DEFICIT

Cut?What’s a cut?Oh,that’s those things we promise and never intend to deliver.

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/article/dems-want-higher-fees-fewer-cuts-trim-deficit

WILL TEA PARTY PURISTS BACK IMPERFECT ROMNEY?

http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/13/opinion/borger-romney/

WHITE HOUSE  REFUSES TO TURN OVER SOLYNDRA-RELATED DOCUMENTS

I am the Chosen One…I am above the law

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/14/source-white-house-will-not-turn-over-all-solyndra-documents/

MARXIST MOBOCRACY

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/oct/14/marxist-mobocracy/print/

FLEABAGGER FAKES BEING RUN OVER BY NYPD MOTORCYCLE

Actually,he’s an observer for the National Lawyers Guild

TWISTING WORDS TO POLITICAL ENDS

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/588170/201110141846/Twisting-Words-To-Political-Ends.htm

ENERGY DEPT.:THE LAW PREVENTS US FROM DOING WHAT WE WANT,THEREFORE,THE LAW DOESN’T APPLY

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/280219/obama-energy-department-law-prevents-us-doing-what-we-want-therefore-law-doesnt-apply

OBAMA FACES CHANGING TIDE IN VIRGINIA

This one’s for you,Ting

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/article/obama-faces-changing-tide-virginia

FLEABAGGERS’ PROGRAM?DISTRACT FROM DEM FAILURES

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/588155/201110141807/OWS-Program-Distract-From-Dems-Failures.htm

GOD BLESS THE NYPD

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THE SUNDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM CLOSES AFTER CLASH WITH PROTESTERS

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post_now/post/2011/10/08/gIQAx0x2VL_blog.html

IT DIDN’T END WELL FOR THE PROTESTERS

ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES,GRASSHOPPER

THIS IS TOTALITARIANISM IN ACTION,MR. LEWIS.YOU RACE AND CLASS WARRIORS CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER.NOW YOU GOT IT.

REID SHAMES THE WORLD’S GREATEST DELIBERATIVE BODY

He shames the human race just by being here

http://washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/2011/10/harry-reid-shames-worlds-greatest-deliberative-body

REPUBLICANS VOW RETALIATION AFTER REID USES NUCLEAR OPTION IN SENATE

They’ll pass a stern resolution….or something

http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/186365-gop-vows-retaliation-after-reid-uses-nuclear-option-to-change-senate-rules

HOLDER HITS BOTTOM–KEEPS DIGGING

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/10/holder_hits_bottom_-_keeps_digging.html

THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY GET TO VOTE

19 HOSPITALIZED AFTER WAL-MART BLEACH ATTACK

You don’t even need to ask

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/131388523.html

POSITION OPEN:COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS AT WORKING AMERICA/AFL-CIO

This is not a joke,folks

http://milwaukeecourieronline.com/index.php/2011/10/08/position-open-community-organizers-at-working-america-afl-cio/

THIS GUY WOULD SURELY GET HIRED–IF HE WANTED TO WORK

THESE ARE OBAMA’S PEOPLE

READ HIS LIPS:NEW TAXES

Somebody’s gotta pay for the kids in the above video

http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/read-his-lips-new-taxes_595198.html

STEYN ON OCCUPY WALL STREET PROTESTERS

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/10/steyn_on_the_occupy_wall_street_protest.html

GOP NEEDS TO PROVE MY PLAN WON’T WORK

MICHELLE OBAMA TO ATTEMPT JUMPING JACKS WORLD RECORD

Reported spike in sale of earthquake insurance in DC.

You didn’t think I could pass it up,did you?

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/10/michelle-obama-to-attempt-jumping-jacks-world-record/

WHAT DOES OCCUPY WALL STREET NEED?

For starters,maybe a bath

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/10/what_does_occupy_wall_street_need.html

WALL STREET PROTESTS INSPIRE ‘OCCUPY MADISON’

ALL 200 OF THEM

They better do it now–there’ll be snow on the ground in about 6 weeks up here

http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/article_fb061a07-fefa-5fc0-ae4e-34e2870a78f1.html

THE WALL STREET PROTESTERS ARE JUST LIKE THE TEA PARTY?????????????????

DON’T EVEN GO THERE

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THE MONDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

OOPS! “IF ASKING BILLIONAIRES TO PAY THE SAME RATE AS JEWS…UH,I MEAN JANITORS”

ON WEST COAST TRIP,OBAMA SAYS REPUBLICANS WOULD ‘CRIPPLE’ US

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/7866743-418/obama-heads-west-to-raise-money-energize-liberals.html

OBAMA RAISES CASH,ENERGIZES LIBERAL BASE

Seven,count ’em,seven fundraisers in two days!Glad he doesn’t let president stuff keep him from his real job.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/183763-out-west-obama-hits-fundraisers-republicans

OBAMA ADVISOR:SHUTDOWN LOOMS AS GOP BENDS TO THE WILL OF THE TEA PARTY

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/09/25/white-house-aide-upper-income-dont-pay-fair-share-taxes/

SENATE REJECTS HOUSE-APPROVED FUNDING BILL

This was engineered by the Toad to purposely blame GOP for a shutdown.

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/09/23/senate-rejects-house-approved-funding-bill/

ROMNEY TROUNCES PERRY IN MICHIGAN STRAW POLL;RUBIO THE PICK FOR VP

http://hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com/archives/2011/09/romney-trounces.php

CHARTER SCHOOL BACKERS RALLY TO BE HEARD

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/education/ct-met-charter-school-rally-0925-20110925,0,714998.story

SARAH PALIN HAS UNTIL LATE DECEMBER TO GET IN AND STILL WIN

http://newsblaze.com/story/20110925063522vike.nb/topstory.html

A LETTER FROM A SLAVE TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN

This is beautifully written by Herman Cain;I highly recommend you read it.

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=14794

THIS IS BOZO’S SPEECH TO THE HOMIES–WATCH AS MUCH AS YOU CAN STOMACH

Obama assumes the persona of a cornrow-haired,baggy pants-wearing,ebonic-speaking gangsta from ‘da ‘hood to exhort his sheep to “take off their slippers and put on their marching shoes”

Is he implying they lounge around in bedroom slippers all day because they have no will to do anything productive?

Guess he knows his voters,all right.

EITHER THIS IS THE CBC OR THEY’RE CASTING A NEW TARZAN MOVIE

WHERE’S ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE?

OOPS

WHICH ONE ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?

I APOLOGIZE IF I HAVE OFFENDED ANYONE’S SENSIBILITIES–I’M REALLY TIRED

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THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

WEB VERDICT ON PERRY:BRUTAL

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0911/64295.html

CHRIS CHRISTIE RECONSIDERS ENTERING 2012 RACE

Make no mistake,folks,this is a New Jersey republican;check his record before you get excited

http://www.newsmax.com/Headline/Christie-president-Romney-Perry/2011/09/23/id/412133

PUBLIC SCHOOLS EAT TOO MUCH AT THE GOVERNMENT TROUGH

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/585896/201109231825/Public-Schools-Eat-Too-Much-At-Govt-Trough.htm

EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO CHEECH AND CHONG?

IF THE GOP WINS

http://www.nationaljournal.com//columns/cook-report/the-cook-report-gop-wins-could-kill-the-health-care-law-20110922?print=true

MORGAN FREEMAN:OBAMA MADE RACISM WORSE; ‘TEA PARTY WILL DO WHATEVER IT CAN TO GET THIS BLACK MAN OUTTA HERE’

My honest reaction can’t be printed here

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2011/09/23/morgan-freeman-obama-has-made-racism-worse-tea-party-will-do-whatever

JUST ONCE I’D LIKE TO SEE ONE OF THESE LOWLIFE,BACKSTABBING PUNKS GET HIS ASS ROYALLY WHIPPED

OBAMA FACES GROWING DISCONTENT AMONG BLACK VOTERS

Yeah,yeah,yeah–they’ll still vote for him–every last one of them

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/obama-faces-growing-discontent-among-black-voters/2011/09/23/gIQA3vYurK_story.html

HALLMARK UNVEILS “LAYOFF CARDS” FOR THE UNEMPLOYED

Welcome to Obamaworld

http://www.wthr.com/story/15536762/hallmark-unveils-layoff-cards-for-the-unemployed

OBAMA FUNDRAISING WITH MISSOURI STIMULUS BENEFICIARY

Genovese,Lucchese,Gambino–those crime families have nothing on the Carnahans.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0911/64276.html

SENATE REJECTS HOUSE-APPROVED FUNDING BILL

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/09/23/senate-rejects-house-approved-funding-bill/

SHUTDOWN FOR WHAT?

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/585925/201109231847/Shutdown-For-What-.htm

HOW PERRY CAN BEAT GOP HEEL-NIPPERS

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/09/how_perry_can_beat_gop_heel-nippers.html

BIBI ADDRESSES UN

He’s more diplomatic than I would be to this pack of tinpot dictators sucking up taxpayer money, acting like snotty children and taking up valuable real estate.Pull out of the UN and send them to Geneva or someplace.

ANOTHER DAY,ANOTHER POWER GRAB

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/

OBAMA:WE BUILT THE INTERCONTINENTAL RAILROAD

When’s the next  train to Italy?

http://www.breitbart.tv/obamas-latest-gaffe-we-built-the-intercontinental-railroad/

ABC FAWNS OVER CHELSEA CLINTON,HINTS AT POLITICAL FUTURE

Why are so many liberal women so beaten-senseless-with-an-ugly-stick homely?

Maybe because they’re not particular who (or what) they screw.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matt-hadro/2011/09/23/abc-fawns-over-chelsea-clinton-hints-possible-political-future

JOB ONE:KILL THE JOBS PLAN

http://townhall.com/columnists/brettmcmahon/2011/09/23/job_one_kill_the_jobs_plan

HOUSE PASSES BILL FORCING ANALYSIS,DELAY OF PENDING EPA RULES

http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/677-e2-wire/183605-house-passes-bill-forcing-analysis-delay-of-epa-regulations

KEEP IN MIND THIS QUISLING WOULD NOT HESITATE TO STAB CONSERVATIVES IN THE BACK

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Funny!

Posted by Chrissy the Hyphenated

“After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years. I can’t figure out if he’s the kind of guy who makes infomercials, or the kind of guy who falls for infomercials.”  -Jay Leno

“Remember the old joke about George H. W. Bush being born on third base, and thinking he hit a triple? In 2008, the American people plucked Barack Obama from the on-deck circle and — because he seemed a decent enough fellow — deposited him on third base. What he has accomplished since then is not even being caught stealing home; he’s been picked off third.”  – Michael Potemra

Source (Thanks, Pete!)

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/277853/obama-has-officially-lost-room-michael-potemra#

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THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

posted by Pistol Pete

STEYN: ‘LET’S ROLL’ NATION MIRED IN ‘LET’S ROLL OVER’ MUSH

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/584330/201109091746/Lets-Roll-Nation-Mired-In-Lets-Roll-Over-Mush.htm

OBAMA SUGGESTS CHANGING UNEMPLOYMENT SYSTEM

Favors Europe’s ‘work-sharing’ plan.They get 45 days of vacation,live in socialist state.We want to make it on our own and climb as high as our work ethic will take us.He wouldn’t know about that,since he never had a real job.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-obama-jobs-economy-20110910,0,4733608.story

CLOSET RACIST ‘BUTCH’ MADDOW CALLING OBAMA ‘BOY?

‘MUDDY’ WATERS:OBAMA HEARD CBC WITH JOBS PLAN

Time to suck up.Maxie

http://thehill.com/video/house/180647-rep-waters-obama-heard-congressional-black-caucus-with-jobs-plan

IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD,THERE’S A SPECIAL ELECTION TUESDAY IN NY 9 TO REPLACE TONY WEINER.

THIS AD WAS POSTED BY A GROUP HEADED BY BILL KRISTOL AND GARY BAUER.THEY MAKE THE SALIENT POINT YOU CAN’T BE PRO-ISRAEL AND PRO-OBAMA.THIS DISTRICT IS HEAVILY JEWISH.TEXT FOLLOWS.PS-as of yesterday,Turner is leading Weprin by 6 points in a deep blue area.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/post/ny-9-ad-war/2011/03/29/gIQAIF1PFK_blog.html

MEANWHILE,THE DEMS JUST DUMPED $500,000 INTO THIS RACE.THEN THEY SHOOT THEMSELVES WITH THIS AD THEY HAD TO QUICKLY YANK.IT’S A NOTCH BELOW LBJ’S INFAMOUS DAISY AD.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/dems_jet_ison_attack_ad_utfPPz7DyJN7uKkU4unFXL

TEACHER’S UNION PRESIDENT EXPLODES AT MAYOR EMANUEL

Rahm has suggested extending school in Chicago to extend classes 1 1/2 hours in exchange for more pay.Lewis has previously stated teachers will ‘not work for slave wages’.She is a pig of the first order.

http://www.suntimes.com/7558652-417/teachers-union-president-says-mayor-emanuel-exploded-at-her.html

THE REAL REASON OBAMA FEARS 9/11 IS SCIENTIFIC

Can you guess what it is before clicking the link?

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/09/the-reason-obama-fears-9-11-is-scientific/

OBAMA THUG (LONGSHOREMAN) THREATENS REPORTER

FOUL LANGUAGE WARNING

OBAMA TELLS VOTERS: ‘YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE FRUSTRATED’

“Frustrated’ doesn’t begin to cover it,boyo

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/09/obama-tells-voters-you-have-every-right-to-be-frustrated-video/

VETERAN’S CEMETERY WAS USED AS A PRIVATE DUMP

Where else but the People’s Republic of Madistan?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/09/07/report-veterans-cemetery-was-used-as-private-dump/?test=moh

MOOCH SHOWS HER SKILLS AS SHE HITS BALLS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035684/Michelle-Obama-shows-form-U-S-Open–Malia-skips-school-watch.html#ixzz1XUq5XAFW

CARNEY ADMITS WHITE HOUSE NEEDS TWO MORE WEEKS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PAY FOR $447B JOBS BILL

Maybe he needs another vacation

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/09/jay-carney-says-white-house-needs-two-more-weeks-to-figure-out-how-to-pay-for-the-447-spending-plan-video/

OBAMA STUMPS TO BASE IN RICHMOND

Doing what he’s really,really good at.

http://dailycaller.com/2011/09/09/obama-stumps-to-base-in-richmond/

NAVY SEAL COMBAT KNIFE MADE FROM WORLD TRADE CENTER STEEL

http://dailycaller.com/2011/09/09/navy-seal-combat-knife-made-from-world-trade-center-steel/

COULD REPUBLICANS SWEEP TUESDAY’S SPECIAL ELECTIONS?

Stay tuned to Fox–you wouldn’t hear about it anywhere else

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2011/09/09/could_republicans_sweep_tuesdays_special_elections

h/t to:IOTW.com

THE SCHOOL BUDGETING CON

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/09/the_school_budgeting_con.html

TINGLES BEING TINGLES

http://www.therightscoop.com/matthews-resorts-to-frightening-eric-cantors-constituents-to-rally-support-for-obamas-jobs-plan/

DALLAS MOM GLUES TWO-YEAR-OLD’S HANDS TO WALL,BEATS HER INTO A COMA

I’ll lay 10 bucks on this steaming pile’s immigration status

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_TODDLER_GLUED_TO_WALL?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-09-09-11-19-29

MISS UNIVERSE HOPEFUL TOLD TO WEAR PANTIES

http://www.nbcmiami.com/entertainment/celebrity/Miss-Universe-Hopeful-Told-to-Wear-Panties-129531813.html

THREE ARRESTED FOR FORCIBLY PIERCING 13 YR OLD’S NAVEL

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2011/09/08/three-teens-suspended-for-forced-piercing/

TRUMKA’S HYPER-POLITICAL 9/11 ESSAY

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2011/09/09/repulsive_richard_trumkas_hyper-political_911_essay

WHAT THE SOLYNDRA DEBACLE REVEALS ABOUT OBAMA’S ECONOMIC STRATEGY

http://reason.com/archives/2011/09/09/obamas-crony-capitalism/print

THE BLIND MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE

This is from a paper in Brussels;it is not retouched.

http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/4829

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Obama’s next excuse

 

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In honor of our Crazy Cat Ladies!

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Cat rescuer extraordinaire

Tina (offspring of FranklytheNut) recounts how she rescued a litter of starving kittens, and joined the ranks of the crazy cat ladies.

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Greetings from Martha’s Vineyard

By Chrissy the Hyphenated

Click graphic to embiggen for easier reading.

ABC News is griping that “President Obama is catching flack for doing something tens of millions of Americans do every summer: going on vacation.” Uh. Not so much. According to a recent Marist Poll, fewer people are taking time off this summer than at any time in the last decade. Let me guess why. Could it be the Obam-economy, sky high gas prices and record-breaking unemployment?

Chrissy’s Site Bites: http://news.webshots.com/photo/2985438770056011884gIUDKH

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