A special thank you to my dear friend,Ting,who turned me on to this site shortly after its inception.Yesterday was my 250th post.Being a part of this family has given me a sense of peace and self-worth that cannot be measured.I will continue to try to entertain,inform and perhaps provoke some thought as only the truly deranged and seriousy delusional can do.
DEMOCRAT SCOLDS FAITH LEADERS WHO CAME TO HEARING TO DISCUSS RELIGIOUS FREDOMS
CBO:LONGEST PERIOD OF HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION
This really frosts me.While Bush was president and the GOP controlled both houses, we had 51 straight months of employment gains.Unemployment was 4.5% and all the media pigs could whine about was a ‘jobless recovery.’ Remember?Now they trumpet any bit of positive news,even if fraudulent, as a sign things are getting better somehow. http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/02/16/cbo-longest-period-of-high-unemployment-since-great-depression
SORRY,FOLKS.I JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THIS MAN.I KEEP ASKING WHY HE ISN’T OUR NOMINEE?
CRISCO KID:RELIGIOUS GROUPS SHOULDN’T IMPOSE THEIR VIEWS ON EMPLOYEES
She also said all women have a constitutional right to contraceptives.She really did.
MAXIE CLAMS UP AND RUNS WHEN CONFRONTED ABOUT HER GOP ‘DEMONS’ INSULT
People of low moral character and no courage never want to be held accountable for their actions.
WISCONSIN PUBLIC EMPLOYEES PRAISE WALKER’S REFORMS
I can’t remember if I posted this before.Hell,I can’t remember getting up this morning.
KASSOPEDIA:THE ONLY URBAN DICTIONARY YOU’LL EVER NEED
John Kass is a columnist for my employer,The Chicago Tribune.These are hilarious.
Chumbolone (pronounced Chum-buh-loan): Now listed in Urban Dictionary as a moron, idiot and long-suffering Illinois taxpayer since we keep eating what they serve us. “I gave him lip service. I didn’t know what he was talking about. I don’t wanna look like a chumbolone, an idiot, stupid,” former Chicago cop and Chinatown errand boy Anthony “Twan” Doyle said from the witness stand in the “Operation Family Secrets” trial.
CHICAGO TEACHERS ASK FOR 30% RAISES OVER TWO YEARS
Now you know why my state is $14 billion in debt.
If you click on the link,the giant hippopotamus with the cornrows is the the head(and belly) of the Chicago Teachers Mob,Karen Lewis.Mayor Tiny Dancer should tell her to shut the hell up and go eat another dozen cheeseburgers.
I often fantasize,of late,about my speech accepting the nomination for president.One of my points would be naming an AG who will charge Holder with manslaughter in the death of Border Patrol agent Brian Terry.
This is based on Gallup figures for mid-February, where they report the percent of Adult Americans who are fully employed, underemployed, unemployed or none of the above. I dropped out the nones (17%) who I assume are unattached to the work force for whatever reason (e.g., SAHMs, students, disabled, retired), then converted the balance to two numbers: fully employed (77%) + not fully employed (23%) = 100%.
ON FEB.12,1809 OUR 16TH PRESIDENT,ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS BORN.
Ting,I’m chartreuse with envy that you got to see Sarah live.I watched on CSPAN and like the crowd there I got a little impatient with all the stuff they had to do before she spoke.I sat there watching her deliver her awesome message and kept asking myself:WHY THE HELL ISN’T SHE OUR CANDIDATE?????
People backing Newt claim he could beat Obama in a debate.Sarah would gut him like a salmon.If the media thinks they’ve intimidated her into shutting up they better think again.
There is no one–no one in the Republican party that can command an audience the way she can.It takes a lot to completely disembowel somebody and seem so polite about it.She even got in a dig at the establishment GOP by saying some Tea Party members WILL have leadership positions next session.
I’ve read elsewhere the last few days that there is a possibility of a brokered convention and Jeb Bush might be drafted.We don’t need another Bush right now but can you imagine Gov. Palin coming out the winner?The sound of liberal heads exploding would be the stuff dreams are made of.It’s more than we can hope for,but we know she’ll be heard from again soon.
I saw the Occubaggers trying to disrupt her speech and were shouted down by folks shouting USA!USA!
Dana Loesch,who gave a great speech of her own,followed these rodents outside.
WHITNEY HOUSTON WAS FOUND DEAD IN THE BATHTUB OF HER HOTEL ROOM LAST NIGHT.DRUGS WERE PRESENT.
THE GRAMMY SHOW IS SCRAMBLING TO TURN IT INTO A MEMORIAL.
God blessed her with fame,fortune,and a powerful voice that had few,if any peers.What a waste.
This is her last performance.
NO,WHITE HOUSE NOT ‘COMPROMISING’ ON BIRTH CONTROL MANDATE
First,he has absolutely NO authority to usurp the Constitution.
Second,anything he appears to backtrack on will be quickly reversed a nanosecond after he steals the election.
Third,he claims he’ll force insurance companies pay for contraception.Do you think they’ll pay for it?Nope,their policyholders will–dollar for dollar.
CATERPILLAR SAYS IT WILL NOT BUILD NEW NORTH AMERICAN PLANT IN ILLINOIS
Could it be because Quinn doubled the corporate tax and raised personal income tax by 66%?
That Illinois is the likeliest state to default on its debt,ahead of even California?
That this liberal-infested state has displayed overt hostility to business?
I’d still be working full time transporting Medicaid patients if this crummy state paid its bill.
BABAWAWA:IT’S ‘HEARTBREAKING’ TO MAKE A WOMAN VIEW AN ULTRASOUND BEFORE AN ABORTION
Imagine how ‘heartbroken’ the baby is. http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=118440
TODAY WOULD BE RONALD WILSON REAGAN’S 101ST BIRTHDAY.
WE MISS HIM STILL
Re:yesterday’s subject:Grandma was fond of saying ‘Profanity is the feeble attempt of a weak mind to express itself forcefully.’ I NEVER FORGOT IT.
PETE HOEKSTRA IS RUNNING FOR THE SENATE AGAINST DEBBIE SPENDITNOW.THE LEFT IS DISPLAYING THEIR USUAL INDIGNANT PUFFERY OVER THE AD.PETE DEFENDS IT.I THINK IT’S CUTE AS HELL.
LET THE WOOKIE EAT RED VELVET CAKE
After that she can start on a crusty old pair of my shorts.
CAMPAIGN DONATIONS FLAGGING,OBAMA URGES RICH TO BACK NEW SUPER PAC
Remember when he sat the Supremes in the front row at SOTU a couple years ago then ambushed them over the Citizens United decision?I do.
JAY CORNHOLE:PEOPLE DROPPING OUT OF THE WORKFORCE IS ‘ECONOMIC POSITIVE’
They can get unemployment under 8% if they can get another million people to quit looking for work so they don’t have to count them.
ILLINOIS CARP HUNTERS RELEASE NEW VIDEO
I’ve fished this part of the Illinois River for Walleye and White Bass(sometimes called stripers,because of their markings.)PETA’s all upset,but Asian carp are nasty,voracious feeders who grow as long as they live and starve out natural fish populations.I must admit,though,I’ve never worn a football helmet while fishing.
WHITE HOUSE TO PUSH HOUSING PLAN DESPITE GOP OPPOSITION
I cannot stress this enough.Winning a Senate majority and keeping the House will mean absolutely NOTHING if Barky is still in the White Hut.Without the constraints of having to run for reelection he will go batshit crazy using his regulatory assasins to do his bidding.This is going to be a war.
WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT A STRONG MILITARY,YOU RED-HAIRED TOILET BRUSH?
STUDY:SEX WITH YOUR EX CAN BE A GOOD THING
Not with mine.I asked her once after we made love if I hurt her.She said why?I said ‘because you moved once.’ I never had too much of a bedside manner.
AMERICAN VALUES;F-WORDS
Try going to Kos,Huffpo or DU and see if you can find anybody who can type 2 coherent sentences without using the f-word.That’s why I appreciate this site and my skills are strong enough not to have to resort to base vulgarity.OK,sometimes,but its always in context,mkay? http://townhall.com/columnists/luritadoan/2012/02/06/american_values__f_words
I-BAD BEN-JELLO:FLORIDA GOVERNOR WANTS TO SUPPRESS THE ‘DARKY’ VOTE
Ever notice the ones with white mothers are the angriest at their mamas’ race?
That’s because being white doesn’t get you any special privileges.
PRINCESS BOTOXIA ON UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS EXTENSION: ‘I DON’T WANT TO PAY FOR IT’
You don’t pay for anything,you disgusting pig.You just love spending other peoples’ money.
THIS IS THE STORY OF THE 19 MARINES KILLED ON MAKIN ISLAND COMING HOME TO REST AT ARLINGTON 58 YEARS LATER.
ARE YOU WATCHING,BARRY??THESE MEN ARE HEROES.THEY GAVE ALL TO DEFEND YOU AND ME.THEY HAD GUTS,SOMETHING YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND!!
To those to whom it is relevant;Cathy arrived home yesterday,safe and sound.Needless to say,Mrs. Pistol and I were gobsmacked.She loves her new dress and I’m sure would like to tell us of her journey.
Words cannot express my gratitude for the warmth and compassion you all show in so many ways.You fill an emptiness in my soul and give my simple life purpose.It is a privilege to count you all as my friends.May God grant you the kind of peace and happiness I have found by loving and following Him.
IT’S CALLED ABORTION,PROFESSOR HARRIS-PERRY
This is the newest sow in the BS-NBC’s mud wallow.She discusses Komen,but just can’t bring herself to use the a-word.
HOUSE REPUBLICANS WANT JUSTICE TO INTERVENE IN FIGHT OVER SOLYNDRA WITH OBAMA
Suuure…all they have to do is sprinkle a little fairy dust on him and suddenly he’ll start doing his job upholding the law,rather than obstructing it.
WHEN I WAS A KID I’D MAKE FACES AND GRANDMA WOULD SAY: ‘WHAT IF YOUR FACE FROZE LIKE THAT?’
THEN I LOOK AT PRINCESS BOTOXIA AND I REALIZE WHAT SHE MEANT
A FRUITBAT F**KS A CHIPMUNK AND YOU GET….HENRY WAXMAN!
REID: ‘NO,I DON’T PLAN TO BRING A BUDGET TO THE FLOOR THIS YEAR’
Harry,you are as cowardly as you are vile,mean and repulsive.But,hey,nobody’s perfect,right?
Jews were hornswoggled(like that word?)into thinking this affirmative action wonder boy who listened to anti-semitic rants from a steaming pantload for 20 years actually cared about Israel.
Grandma used to say a dog knows when it’s being tripped over and when it’s being kicked.