TODAY WOULD BE RONALD WILSON REAGAN’S 101ST BIRTHDAY.
WE MISS HIM STILL
Re:yesterday’s subject:Grandma was fond of saying ‘Profanity is the feeble attempt of a weak mind to express itself forcefully.’ I NEVER FORGOT IT.
PETE HOEKSTRA IS RUNNING FOR THE SENATE AGAINST DEBBIE SPENDITNOW.THE LEFT IS DISPLAYING THEIR USUAL INDIGNANT PUFFERY OVER THE AD.PETE DEFENDS IT.I THINK IT’S CUTE AS HELL.
LET THE WOOKIE EAT RED VELVET CAKE
After that she can start on a crusty old pair of my shorts.
CAMPAIGN DONATIONS FLAGGING,OBAMA URGES RICH TO BACK NEW SUPER PAC
Remember when he sat the Supremes in the front row at SOTU a couple years ago then ambushed them over the Citizens United decision?I do.
JAY CORNHOLE:PEOPLE DROPPING OUT OF THE WORKFORCE IS ‘ECONOMIC POSITIVE’
They can get unemployment under 8% if they can get another million people to quit looking for work so they don’t have to count them.
ILLINOIS CARP HUNTERS RELEASE NEW VIDEO
I’ve fished this part of the Illinois River for Walleye and White Bass(sometimes called stripers,because of their markings.)PETA’s all upset,but Asian carp are nasty,voracious feeders who grow as long as they live and starve out natural fish populations.I must admit,though,I’ve never worn a football helmet while fishing.
I wasn’t feeling well this morning when I got home,so I decided to take a little nap that ended up being over 4 hours(about what I usually get at night).I wasn’t going to post at all,but decided somebody might stop by here.GP,I can’t tell you how glad I am that you’re here.You have such a wealth of knowledge to share you’re a real asset to our merry band.
I KNOW YOU’VE ALL SEEN THIS AD NAUSEUM,BUT IT TICKLES ME TO SEE A WOMAN HAND THE HALF-BREED HIS HEAD
RUSH:THE REAL BARACK OBAMA SHOWS UP ON THE TARMAC IN ARIZONA
NEW FILM SKEWERS CHICAGO TEACHER’S UNION,EXPLAINS STAKES OF CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS
‘Godfather’ Emanuel standing next to Karen ‘moving mountain’ Lewis looks like the number 01.
Grab your favorite drink and get comfortable–my cup runneth over.Over my shirt,my pants,the keyboard and the desk.Damn,that coffee’s hot.
Tonight the Pharaoh speaks to his subjects.They all marvel at his oratorical skills.Personally,his voice is like dragging a sled down a dry sidewalk. Unfortunately I will miss the show due to previous committments.I plan to arrange the spices in the cupboard in alphabetical order.
My guess is the speech will go something like this:
‘inherited a mess…worst economy since the Depression…’
‘call on republicans to work with me…blah,blah,…bipartisanship…blah,blah’
‘tax breaks for millionaires…pay their fair share…blah,blah’
‘opportunity for the middle class…blah,blah’
‘renewable energy…blah,blah’
‘job not finished…need more time…blah,blah’
I heard a snippet on the radio this morning that he may have a surprise announcement on energy.Could it be he realizes that he stepped on his own penis when he nixed the Keystone XL deal?His opinion hasn’t changed and certainly won’t.But if Newt is the nominee,he will disembowel him over it,especially if gas prices spike as predicted.
The GOP elitists are pulling that tired ‘date night’ crap to show how they get along.Why don’t they just rent a Howard Johnson’s and get it over with?Because they’re not screwing each other–it’s us.
DEMOCRATS’ THREE YEARS WITHOUT A BUDGET IS ALL ABOUT DECEPTION
Today marks 1,000 days since these yellow rat bastards have offered a budget.You can guess why.
A GOOD (AND LUCKY) NIGHT FOR ROMNEY
I didn’t see the debate–I go to bed too early.From what I’ve read he had Newt on his heels.
He better do something–he’s outspent Newt $7 million to $.0007 million.
OBAMA:ROE V. WADE GIVES DAUGHTERS SAME CHANCE AS SONS FOR ‘FULFILLMENT’
Rant warning!
When this festering piece of shit was a state senator,the Illinois version of the federal Born Alive Infant Protection Act came up in 2001,2002 and 2003.This boil on the buttocks of humanity killed it in committee all three times.There was a nurse who worked,ironically,at Mercy Hospital who testified before congress.I don’t recall her name.I do recall her tears and the way her voice cracked when she spoke of holding a newborn who had survived an attempted abortion and holding him until he quit breathing.Most of these innocent souls were put in a soiled linen closet until they died from neglect.The reasoning this spawn from Hell gave?The mother wanted to get rid of it anyway.Hey,Bamster,don’t want your daughters punished with a baby?Tell them to keep their f…king legs closed!I remember when my first daughter was born.So tiny,so frail,dependent on us for everything.How anyone can put such a precious gift from God in a closet to die is beyond my comprehension.Maybe one of you ladies who’s had children can tell me how you can do that.This,possibly more than anything, is at the root of my complete revulsion for this despicable bastard.
BOEHNER TELLS MEMBERS TO DRESS APPROPRIATELY–YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
I’d show up in shorts,a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses carrying a sign: “I’m going to Disney World,too.”
I’m such an asshole.
“The American conservative base has had to put up with being called stupid, racist, greedy and unfair for decades by not only the Democrats but the vast majority of the media. The pent up frustration of these decades is magnified by the fact that George H. W. Bush, Bob Dole, George W. Bush and John McCain would not or perhaps could not confront this.”
A NOTE ABOUT NEWT’S $300,000 FINE FOR ETHICS VIOLATION
In case you forgot–this was the last of 84 ethics violations filed by human pusbag David Bonior.All had been dismissed as frivolous.This is the same tactic the left used on Sarah Palin after she went back to Alaska.The last complaint was about a PAC Newt was connected to funding a college course he was teaching.They made a huge deal out of the fact he had to borrow the money from Bob Dole.A year,one full year later, the ethics committee found no wrongdoing in what he did but by that time the damage was done.Remember when you see these ads on TV that Romney is no better than a democrat.
ILLINOIS SENATOR MARK KIRK(RINO-IL)SUFFERS STROKE
Fearless prediction:democrats will soon be calling for Kirk to step down so our current governor and candidate for an orange jumpsuit can put Obama’s former seat in the hands of the true owners,the democrats.Keep in mind that Tim Johnson,dem. senator from North Dakota, suffered a brain aneurism which left him an invalid.The democrats refused to have him replaced for the rest of his term,almost two years and wheeled him onto the Senate floor when they needed his vote,much like the late and unlamented Robert ‘Sheets’ Byrd.
IMMIGRATION RELEASES ILLEGAL HAITIAN MAN BECAUSE OF OBAMA’S STUPID DEPORTATION RULES.HE THEN SLAUGHTERED THREE INNOCENT PEOPLE.
Hey,GOP–ever hear of Willie Horton?It works if you have the balls to do it.
This sounds just like when McCain surrendered two weeks before the election and told us we had ‘nothing to fear’ from Obama.This is the kind of bullshit we’ve been fed for far too long.
Keep in mind Dumbo gave Petrobras $2 billion for drilling and said we would be their biggest customer.A majority stockholder in Petrobras is George Soros,but that’s purely a coincidence.
ABC DECIDES THE NEWS YOU’RE ENTITLED TO;SCREWS NEWT IN THE PROCESS
They plan to air interview with vengeful ex-wife,Marianne, tonight ahead of the debate.
Reportedly,there’s nothing new here,but that never stopped them before.
Obama Schedule || Thursday, January 19, 2012
by Keith Koffler on January 19, 2012, 9:17 am
9:15 am || Departs White House
11:40 am || Arrives Orlando, Fla.
12:35 pm || Announces new initiative to boost tourism
2:15 pm || Departs Orlando
4:30 pm || Arrives New York City
5:30 pm || Delivers remarks at fundraiser #1; Daniel restaurant
6:30 pm || Delivers remarks at fundraiser #2; Daniel restaurant
7:50 pm || Delivers remarks at fundraiser #3; private residence
9:25 pm || Delivers remarks at fundraiser #4; Apollo Theater
11:05 pm || Departs New York City
12:20 am || Arrives White House
All times Eastern
He’s going to Disney world;rumor is he left Mooch home because somebody told him she was f***king Goofy.Just a rumor.
OBAMA TO HOST FOUR FUNDRAISERS IN ONE DAY
WHAT A BUSY BOY!
in a period of about 24 hours he’s:
screwed the unions
did a huge favor to his creditors,the Chinese and his OPEC pals
went to Disney World to try out for the part of Dumbo(or dumbass,as the case may be)
squeeze more cash from his Wall Street and big bank buddies
rail about the ‘millionaires and billionaires’ the GOP are looking out for
continue to chuckle up his sleeve at all the po’ folk
LT.COL. WEST: ‘I’D STEP UP TO VICE PRESIDENTIAL PLATE IF ASKED TO RUN’
If Romney or Gingrich had a brain in their skulls they’d be calling this man.
It would give the conservatives some enthusiasm like Sarah did.
Watching Allen West debate the horse’s ass Biden would be worth watching.
OBAMA’S FIRST REELECTION AD
UH,BARRY,I DON’T THINK THE AUDIENCE IS BUYING THE BULLSHIT
DETAILS OF OBAMA’S LETTER TO IRAN RELEASED:U.S. WILL NOT TAKE ACTION AGAINST IRAN
What a brilliant military strategist.
You are the sorriest,most disgraceful,cowardly piece of filth who ever betrayed men and women who deserve a whole hell of a lot better in a commander-in-chief.
HOUSE FRESHMEN TO HARRY REID:MAN UP,GET IN THE RING AND PASS A BUDGET
He’d rather hang out at the playground and sniff girl’s bicycle seats
Don’t they know how things are done up here?
IF NEWT WOULD HAVE STOPPED WHINING AND TOOK THIS AGGRESSIVE ATTITUDE,HE’D BE FAR BETTER OFF.
GAS PRICES MAY GET CLOSE TO $5 IN SOME SPOTS
If this happens,Obama is toast.The republicans have to hammer every day about him not approving the XL pipeline and stifling energy production in this country.A lot of people are really,really stupid,but they understand putting 15-20% of their weekly income in their gas tank.The only people happy about it are the wacko left enviro-pukes.
THE PRESIDENTIAL PLANNER:HAPPY BIRTHDAY,YOU DISGUSTING GHETTO TRASH
OK,it’s not PC,but this creature fills me with disgust to the length and breadth my soul can reach.
THE EBENEZER BAPTIST CHURCH IS THE GO-TO PLACE FOR DEMOCRATS IN TROUBLE.
AFTER THIS FARCE WAS OVER THEY HELD A VOTER REGISTRATION DRIVE–AT…THE…CHURCH!
AND THIS PLACE KEEPS THEIR TAX-EXEMPT STATUS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE CLEARLY BREAKING THE LAW.
VIDEO:JARRETT DEFENDS CHURCH PULPIT CRITICISM OF REPUBLICANS AT CHURCH
OBAMA WARNS LEFT: ‘YOU WON’T LIKE BUDGET’
It’s crunch time–he has to pretend he actually cares about jobs instead of just screwing taxpayers to buy more vote fraud.
MSNBC GUEST SUGGESTS ROMNEY IS RACIST FOR GIVING MONEY TO POOR BLACK WOMAN
Let’s get the facts straight–this woman is living on what little her daughter makes.She became a volunteer for the Romney campaign for self-fulfillment.Romney had met her before and remembered her at the rope line.He gave her about $50 since she was working for him for free.Contast that with the Florida woman who whined to Obama she needed a bigger house and a newer car–and he put her in touch with ‘his people.’ Turns out she’s a real estate investor,and it was OUR money he was giving away.These democrats see racism in everything.
LIBERALS USE MLK SERVICES TO ATTACK GINGRICH FROM PULPIT
These people are the worst kind of hypocrites.They claim to love God and care for their fellow man–unless you’re white or worse,Republican.
Dang it,I was in a decent mood when I started this thread.
ASIAN TEEN BEATEN AND ROBBED BY SEVEN OBAMA MAUMAU YOUTH
It’s posted on youtube,but you have to sign in–this is the WLS website where you can see it.Warning:graphic language and violence.Kinda goes with these thugs like salt and pepper.
ONCE HOT,TEA PARTY GOES COLD
That’s what the Democrats are hoping,anyway.There are about 60 members of the tea Party caucus,but they’ve been frozen out by the GOP elitists.I choose to think Tea Partiers have jobs,families and lives to live instead of protesting 24/7 like the #Occupukes.Something tells me like the Minutemen patriots who were ready to fight at a minute’s notice we will be heard when the time comes,much to the left’s chagrin.
DON’T THESE REPUBLICANS REALIZE CONVICTED FELONS ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE DEMOCRAT BASE?
SORRY,MR. HARPOOTLIAN–YOUR RACE CARD HAS BEEN REJECTED
Oh,Lord–I didn’t mean to post this much–I’m listening to Rush online and just got carried away.If you made it this far,congratulations.I’ll leave you with another Doritos commercial as a palate-cleanser.
You KNOW how much the unions LOVE Obama, especially when he’s handing them waivers to that ObamaCare thing they so strongly supported. Freaking hypocrites!
Chrissy’s Site Bites: http://news.webshots.com/photo/2750514060056011884aFcNZI
I’m feeling a tad surly,today.Fasten your seatbelt.
Or,as Adam first said to Eve:”Stand back–I don’t know how big this thing gets.”
So the New Hampshire primaries are over and Romney won,to the surprise of no one.Still,a recent poll indicates 58% of our party wishes they had more options.It is a sad commentary that once again conservatives are completely ignored and we are once again forced to settle for the establishment candidate because it’s his turn.We do have some strong conservatives in our party like DeMint,Palin, Rubio,Jindal,West,Ryan and Nikki Haley and Susanna Martinez,among others.Some are fairly new to politics and want to get more experience while others will not subject themselves and their families to the sheer brutality the left would dump on them.
CONSERVATIVES MUST MAKE THEIR PEACE WITH ROMNEY
But only because the alternative is unthinkable.
FRENCH MUSICIANS TO COMPOSE OBAMA’S 2012 ANTHEM
The song is Al Green’s ‘What More Do You Want From Me?’
What else would you expect from somebody who made up his own “Office of the President Elect” complete with logo.Remember that?
OBAMA’S DNC SPEECH COULD BE MOVED TO BANK OF AMERICA STADIUM
Dust off the styrofoam columns.Get ready to release 100 white doves.The rednecks will be waiting in the parking lot with shotguns ready to shoot some of them to make dove stew.
REMEMBER THIS THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE THIS FAT-FACED NANCY-BOY ON HANNITY’S SHOW.HE’S A CLOSET LIBERAL.
COUNTRY SICK OF OBAMA JOB ACT ACTING JOB
Oooh,yes,he’s the great pretender,laughing and gay as a clown.Draw your own conclusion–I get in enough trouble as it is.
PEOPLE FOR THE AMERICAN WAY IDENTIFIES WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH DEMONSTRATION AS TEA PARTY MEMBERS
Grandad always said a lie is as good as the truth if you can get somebody to believe it.
VIDEO:SUNUNU CARPET BOMBS MSDNC ELECTION TEAM
He does OK,but I can guaran-damn-tee I could make Fat Ed turn vegan,Matthews’ “tingle” would be wet and Maddow would start liking men.O’Donnell I’d just have to bitch-slap until the picture on his drivers license would be dizzy.
MOOCHELLE:NO TENSION WITH HUSBANDS’ AIDES
“People try to paint me as an angry black woman.”
What are you bitching about?You fly your fat ass all over the world at taxpayer expense,you are hailed as a fashion icon,even though you have the grace of a camel,you have 30 people on your personal staff to wait on you hand and paw,you wear shoes that cost more than most people make in a week,you stuff Wagyu beef and lobster down your cavernous maw like they were Fritos and you and Valerie ‘slumlord’ Jarrett have your old man completely pussy-whipped.Then you go on See-BS to whine.If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it in the dictionary–between shit and syphilis.
VIDEO:MADDOW INVENTS REASON TO ATTACK ROMNEY,SONS ON MILITARY SERVICE
Everybody knows the respect and admiration I have for the military.For this dyke to make stuff up to accuse Romney of draft-dodging is beneath contempt.Grandma always told me if I didn’t have anything nice to say,don’t say anything.These hacks have nothing to say but they say it anyway.At least when I rant,I usually have a point.
TODDLER SAYS THE ‘F’ WORD IN UPCOMING ‘MODERN FAMILY’ EPISODE.
Never heard of this show.Is this like Ozzie and Harriet hooked on crack?
In my whole life,I heard my Grandad drop the F-bomb once.It was when our breed bull kicked him in the crotch.I was told it really hurt.
PRESSURE BUILDS AS DEADLINE ON KEYSTONE PIPELINE LOOMS
OK,Barry,who you gonna piss off?The greens who stuff money in your left pocket or the unions who stuff money in your right pocket?Making decisions sucks,doesn’t it?
Here’s an idea:tell the unions secretly that you have to nix the pipeline but you’ll throw them a few hundred billion and promise to make it up to them later.Yeah,they’ll buy that crap.
Dear Abby:I really want to know about my family history but I don’t have much money.Any advice?
Abby:Register as a Republican and run for office.
OK:today is the Iowa caucuses.In the grand scheme of things it amounts to exactly zero in my view.Sure,it gives the chattering class something to cluck about for the last month,but there are things going on in the world outside Iowa that have far more importance to us as a nation.
I’LL BE POSTING MY FUNNY CHRISTMAS VIDEOS TOMORROW AND A SPECIAL ONE ON FRIDAY.EVERYBODY WILL BE BUSY OVER THE WEEKEND,BUT STOP BY AND CHECK SOME OF THEM OUT WHEN YOU HAVE TIME.I’LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS ONE FOR NOW.