Category Archives: Funny Stuff

by | December 25, 2011 · 3:32 pm

It’s not just people who can get a Messiah complex

My daughter’s cat seems to have one, too. This is what happens when you leave the stable on the floor while you go to search for the figurines.

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by | December 22, 2011 · 10:36 am

YOUR FUNNY CHRISTMAS CARD

Today a fear I have harbored for the 30+ years I’ve been driving around the country came to pass.As I sped down a country road delivering my papers,a black and white critter ambled into my path and I whacked him.The guard at the gated subdivision I deliver to opened the window to get his free paper and said: ‘You hit a skunk,didn’t you?’
‘Ya think?’
Then a new customer that started today got the wrong paper by mistake and I had to backtrack 10 miles to change them.
Before I got home I went through a drive through car wash to wash the undercarriage.I forgot I had left one of the rear windows down to vent the smell.When I got home DW said we were out of milk so I had to drink my coffee black.Think you’re having a bad day?
Hopefully,maybe one of these videos will make you laugh…or smile…or chuckle…whatever.

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by | December 19, 2011 · 10:55 am

Excellent!

I went to visit Red Pill’s blog and found this GEM in his/her “About” section, which I recommend to all y’all. It’s really interesting!

http://itooktheredpill.wordpress.com/about/

(I realize Red’s gravatar is male, but so is Integrity1st’s and I know she’s a female. So, Red, should we call you “him” or “her”?)

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by | December 17, 2011 · 7:14 am

Play Methane Madness!

http://methanemadness.cfact.org/

Help Pal Gore put a cork in global warming hot air with this fun game invented by Collegians For A Constructive Tomorrow.

Level 1: Control the climate by corking farting cows and watching them float away.

Level 2: Go a step further with flaming corks that turn the cows into juicy steaks!

Level 3: Cork the real source of hot air – Talking heads in Hollywood and D.C.

Level 4: Cork Al’s limo exhaust.

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by | December 16, 2011 · 8:27 am

It’s that time again!

I thought it would be fun to rerun my 2009 Twelve Days Obamamas, see what’s changed and what’s still the same.

The Twelve Days of Obamamas album at Chrissy’s Site Bites:
http://entertainment.webshots.com/album/576001648tyOvEh

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by | December 14, 2011 · 11:49 am

THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

HOUSE PASSES PAYROLL TAX CUT EXTENSION WITH XL PIPELINE PROVISION ATTATCHED DESPITE VETO THREAT
Dear Reader challenged the House to call his bluff….they just did.
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/12/13/bluff-called-house-defies-obama-veto-threat-passes-payroll-cut-extension-with-keystone-pipeline-provision/

DEM SLAMS ‘PROFESSOR OBAMA’ FOR ARROGANCE,LECTURES
What the article doesn’t mention is Cardoza isn’t running next year.Kind of like the sissy talking tough after the bully went home.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2011/12/14/dem_slams_professor_obama_for_arrogance_lectures

JOHN KERRY REPORTING FOR DUTY…TO THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD
I’m sure the muzzies will be impressed as he regales them with his heroic exploits in Vietnam
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/285730/john-kerry-reporting-duty-muslim-brotherhood-andrew-c-mccarthy

DOES NEWT WANT THE CONSTITUTION TO DIE?
http://dailycaller.com/2011/12/13/does-newt-gingrich-want-the-constitution-to-die/

THIS IS THE WOMAN TRYING TO UNSEAT THE CRISCO KID

BABS:GOP BILL WILL KILL 8,100 AMERICANS
They make a habit out of pulling numbers out of their hindquarters,don’t they?
http://dailycaller.com/2011/12/13/sen-boxer-gop-bill-will-kill-8100-americans/

40 CELEBRITIES WHO ARE REPUBLICANS
Didn’t Gloria Estefan hold a fundraiser for the Magic Negro?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/40-celebrities-who-are-republicans

WOMAN DENIES CAUSING PENIS INJECTION DEATH
Old Chinese proverb:never let strange woman with needle near your private parts.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/health/woman-denies-causing-penis-injection-death-121311

OBAMA CHANGES TONE TO REACH MILITARY VOTERS
Failing that,he’ll work to have overseas military absentee ballots disqualified.
http://dailycaller.com/2011/12/14/obama-changes-tone-to-reach-military-voters/

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE OUR DRONE BACK?PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON IT?
“DIE,ZIONIST DOGS!”

OBAMA CAMPAIGN OUTLINES 5 PATHS TO REELECTION
A lot of wishful thinking here.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/13/2012-obama-reelection_n_1146000.html

JUST STAY CLASSY,CHUCK

‘PROTESTER’ NAMED TIME’S PERSON OF THE YEAR
I’m crushed.I was sure Sarah Palin would win it.
http://biggovernment.com/publius/2011/12/14/protester-named-time-magazine-person-of-the-year/

McCONNELL BLOCKS VOTE ON HOUSE-PASSED TAX CUT BILL;CITES CONCERNS OVER A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
Thanks,Mitch…we force Obama’s hand over signing the bill or shutting down the government and you save his scrawny ass.Establishment douchebag.
http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/199301-mcconnell-blocks-senate-vote-on-house-payroll-tax-bill

GUESS WHO OBAMA IS BLAMING FOR GRIDLOCK

OBAMA CAMPAIGN COLLECTING GOP E-MAILS
Barry,you wouldn’t believe the e-mail I’d like to send you.
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2011/12/14/obama-campaign-collecting-republican-emails/

HOLDER UNVEILS VOTER FRAUD PROGRAM
He should be an authority on fraud.Its how the dems roll.
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2011/12/holder-unveils-voter-fraud-program.php

IF TEBOW WINS THE SUPER BOWL,CHRISTIANS WILL BE ‘BURNING MOSQUES,BASHING GAYS AND BANISHING IMMIGRANTS’
OK…where’s the bad part?
http://nation.foxnews.com/tim-tebow/2011/12/14/columnist-if-tim-tebow-wins-super-bowl-christians-will-be-burning-mosques-bashing-gays-and

DEMOCRATS FOLLOW OBAMA DOWN THE LOW ROAD
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/12/democrats_follow_obama_down_the_low_road.html

OBAMA IS THE JOBS GRINCH
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/12/obama_is_the_jobs_grinch.html

THE FIX IS IN IN THE WISCONSIN RECALL
One man in Milwaukee brags he signed 80 times.

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by | December 12, 2011 · 4:05 pm

TEA PARTY GROUP DEFENDS DEPICTING OBAMA AS A SKUNK

December 12, 2011 11:21 AM
(AP) HUTCHINSON, Kan. – A tea party group in Kansas says its depiction of President Barack Obama as a skunk is satire, not racism as the leader of a civil rights group alleges.Hutchinson-based Patriot Freedom Alliance says on its website that like the president, the skunk is “half black, half white, and almost everything it does stinks.”The Hutchinson News reports local NAACP president Darrell Pope sees no humor in the depiction, which he calls a blatant statement of racism.

Local tea party supporter Chuck Sankey says former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been the target of worse insults than what’s on the website.

Patriot Freedom Alliance meets regularly and has hosted rallies in the Hutchinson Sports Arena.

THIS IS THE AD :

The skunk has replaced the eagle as the

new symbol for the president.It is half black,

half white and almost everything he does stinks.

SORRY,FOLKS.I’M IN A MOOD TODAY

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by | November 28, 2011 · 5:07 pm

Occupy Alone

Chrissy’s Site Bites: http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2967027460056011884yvbyZu

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by | November 26, 2011 · 12:04 pm

THE SATURDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

FLASH!!!!
WINTER FESTIVAL TREE MURDERED AND BODY DRAGGED TO WHITE HUT FOR PUBLIC DISPLAY

http://www.breitbart.tv/white-house-christmas-tree-arrives/

157 AIR FORCE MAJORS TERMINATED WITHOUT RETIREMENT BENEFITS
Not only do the liberal pricks lack the guts to defend our country,they seem to delight in pissing on those who do.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/11/157_air_force_majors_terminated_without_retirement_benefits.html

OBAMA TURNS TO BIDEN FOR HELP IN THREE KEY STATES
You know you’re in trouble when you depend on a pompous gasbag who opens his mouth to change feet and steps on his own weiner as a matter of rote.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BIDEN_2012?SITE=CAANR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

HAPPY SATURDAY!!

THE NEW TAMMANY HALL
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203716204577016092542307600.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop

HOLDER’S DEPARTMENT OF RETRIBUTION
Sadly,he’ll pay no price for any of it.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/11/holders_dept_of_retribution.html

THIS KID IS 10 YEARS OLD!

MR. TINGLES:THE NATIONAL MEDIA LEANS A LITTLE TO THE LEFT
If it leaned any farther it would fall as flat as your ratings,bonehead.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/chris-matthews-the-national-media-leans-a-little-to-the-left/

TRY THESE:

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, “Keep off the Grass.”

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine .

21. A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam!”

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One said, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other said, “Are you sure?” The first replied, “Yes, I’m positive.”

25. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends in the hope at least one of the puns would make one laugh. No pun in ten did.
h/t:IOTW

OCCUBAGGERS CAN’T STOP S.F. SHOPPERS
I said before the OWS pukes couldn’t stand up to crazed shopaholics
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/11/26/BAK41M4FV0.DTL

THE COMING EVICTION OF OCCUPY LA AN EXERCISE IN GROVELING
You can’t appease your enemy
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/11/the_coming_eviction_of_occupy_la_an_exercise_in_groveling.html

GOP FIELD RUNNING AGAINST THE MEDIA
The left doesn’t stand a chance in a fair fight–never has,never will
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/195467-republicans-running-against-the-media

OBAMA PLAYS GOLF FOR THE 30TH TIME THIS YEAR
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2011/11/25/obama-plays-golf-30th-time-year/

OBAMA TO TAKE IN BASKETBALL GAMES TODAY
Glad to see he can take a little time away from focusing like a laser on jobs for the American people
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2011/11/26/basketball-day-obama/

ARE PROGRESSIVES FOR THE LITTLE GUY?
http://townhall.com/columnists/johncgoodman/2011/11/26/are_progressives_for_the_little_guy

INCRIMINATING TIMELINE:DEMOCRATS PUNT ON FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/elisabethmeinecke/2011/11/25/incriminating_timeline_democrats_punt_on_fiscal_responsibility

THE BEST LEADERS MONEY CAN BUY
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/11/the_best_leaders_that_money_can_buy.html

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by | November 24, 2011 · 3:00 am

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thank you, God, that it’s less than a year until Election Day 2012!

 

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